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@smolproblem

8 months

made a big bowl of khow suey to get out of my midweek slump 🍜

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2 years

before spotify wrapped comes out, y’all gotta realize that i went through approximately 20 personality changes and am not responsible for whatever song i looped for seven hours

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7 months

being in your 20s is just constantly googling new degrees and jobs in an attempt to find something that would potentially spark a tiny bit of joy

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2 years

this or nothing

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3 months

my auto today 😭😭😭

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11 months

texting millennials stresses me out, where are the emojis where are the exclamations points are u mad at me 😭😭😭

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1 year

bringing out the big guns

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6 months

Chief Electoral Officer, Karnataka

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6 months

Case is booked against Tejasvi Surya MP and Candidate of Bengaluru South PC on 25.04.24 at Jayanagar PS u/s 123(3) for posting a video in X handle and soliciting votes on the ground of religion.

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11 months

i would rather post my ass on twitter than my spotify wrapped this year 😭

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8 months

sometimes i un-like reels on instagram because i’m like damn i can’t be caught liking this

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1 year

half my instagram has moved to the UK for masters this week

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3 months

v v basic but i think my friend will like it

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3 months

man i love giving people gifts, bcs why am i hand embroidering a uniqlo bag, writing a letter putting it in a wax sealed envelope and some other cute lil makeup products and trinkets. this is giving me sm joy

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2 years

being a girl includes clicking thirst trap photos and not sending them to anyone

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1 year

fleabag better than me, because if someone responded with “it’ll pass” after i told them i loved them, i would simply have to drop dead on the spot like no joke

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1 year

i love having conversations with my father

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7 months

why are u taking part in MUNs as a grown ass 22 year old man …

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1 year

i need someone to recreate this with me so bad

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11 months

oomf thinks Bandra is near Whitefield

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1 year

i think we need to start writing each other letters again

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4 months

a lot of my favourite memories are with people who aren’t in my life anymore, and despite how things might’ve ended i will always carry a piece of them in my heart bcs they will forever be irreplaceable to me. it truly is better to have loved and lost than never loved at all

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4 months

sometimes you’ll be considering dating someone and then they go and do some fuckass shit like joining rss 😅⁉️

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2 years

one day you’re 17 and then the next day you’re suddenly 21. sick & twisted

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1 year

i have so many date ideas but i don’t like anyone

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3 months

do u guys believe in right person wrong time

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4 months

watching a show like the bear really makes me feel like there’s nothing more important in this word than creating good meaningful art

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1 year

guys at the end of the day it's just you and your silly little life. enjoy it, be the person you want to be

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2 months

s3 ep9 : apologies can’t go wrong with hummus and bread

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4 months

i’ve decided that for each episode of the bear s3 i’m going to cook one fun dish of my own

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10 months

my five year plan is to be nice and sweet and have fun

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1 year

life lately

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3 months

man i love giving people gifts, bcs why am i hand embroidering a uniqlo bag, writing a letter putting it in a wax sealed envelope and some other cute lil makeup products and trinkets. this is giving me sm joy

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4 years

nobody : draco malfoy : imma pretty boy i’m stunnin’ 😌

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2 years

had a banger weekend after a shitshow of a year

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8 months

today we made some fiery dumpling noodle soup 🥟

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1 year

they need to start chanting chain kuli ki main kuli PLS

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1 year

and for fucks sake don’t go after the indian players and their wives & families saying horrendous crap about them.

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1 year

love is literally the whole point of everything btw

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4 months

my company asked me to move to noida yesterday… this is equivalent to a hate crime

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3 months

@thomashelby_obe pata nahi ig he was trying to cover all bases 😭

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4 years

we’re all dark academics until it’s time to do our homework

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4 months

s3 ep2 : next was craving a juicy burger and some fries

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4 months

i’ve decided that for each episode of the bear s3 i’m going to cook one fun dish of my own

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3 months

s3 ep6 : napkins snoopy & tiramisu, my two favourite things 😋

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4 months

i’ve decided that for each episode of the bear s3 i’m going to cook one fun dish of my own

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7 months

😭😭

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11 months

i have yearned for so many things i dont think i want anything anymore

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2 months

got a rishta from our CA’s son for me at 7 in the morning 🤡 feeling very marwadi coded

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2 years

half of adulting is basically just trying not to cry

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4 months

s3ep1 : tomorrow v simple caprese sourdough (not too thrilled w the plating but it tasted insane)

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4 months

i’ve decided that for each episode of the bear s3 i’m going to cook one fun dish of my own

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3 months

s3 ep7 : legacy this is literally a hug in a bowl

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4 months

i’ve decided that for each episode of the bear s3 i’m going to cook one fun dish of my own

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4 months

y’know how some people just have unmoanable names? well i went on a few dates w this guy who has the same name as my grandfather 😭😭😭

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5 months

female friendships are the foundation of all good things in this world

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1 year

it was near impossible just picking 4

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1 year

Qt with your food media

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1 year

cargo pants make ur ass look 10x better fr

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1 year

cool girls use more garlic than the recipe calls for

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2 months

i think a waist chain is what’s missing in my life tbh

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4 months

guys is mercury in retrograde again? mere lawde lage hue hain

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4 months

s3 ep3 : doors baking the bagels from scratch and making the homemade cream cheese was definitely a labour of love but worth all the effort!

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4 months

i’ve decided that for each episode of the bear s3 i’m going to cook one fun dish of my own

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1 year

@OluwaSoLove the WHAT of men ??

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1 year

do u feel incomplete without your lip balm or is it just me … my beloved

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2 years

can someone threaten me into studying

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8 months

mango szn is finally here so ofc i had to make some mango sticky rice 🥭

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1 year

told my mom i deleted all photos and videos of my ex and she goes “wow jab we met moment 😁” ????

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1 year

i need to stop calling everyone babygirl

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4 months

i’ve decided that for each episode of the bear s3 i’m going to cook one fun dish of my own

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1 year

girls (me) when they see the most stressed out, anxious, man riddled with grief: i need him

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8 months

let’s pretend it’s a tuesday so that i can say taco tuesday 🌮

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7 months

life is borderline unbearable and then it will be beautiful and then it will be unbearable and then beautiful over and over again till you die

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10 months

some of y’all need to be jailed

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5 months

delhi i am inside u

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11 months

worst part about writing research paper is citations & references i will kms

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1 year

girl you’re literally impersonating someone … catfish

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1 month

sometimes u just need to make yourself a chilli garlic grilled cheese w a little heart shaped piece of butter and wear your fav tshirt and be cozy

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1 year

head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja head out hoja

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1 year

is there some other bangalore that i’m not aware of

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1 year

Everyone I know has found love in Bangalore. Where tf do I go for that??

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7 months

one thing about me is ill never break no contact, i literally dgaf

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4 months

my ideal date would be to just nap on a sunny patch in a grassy field tbh

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1 year

talking to some friends feels like a kiss on the forehead and a warm hug ily

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11 months

bengaluru terminal2 you rockstar 🤩

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3 months

sometimes i say chumma to non-bangaloreans forgetting what it means in hindi and they look at me like i’ve grown a second head

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3 months

s3 ep5 : children could not stop thinking about the miso and white chocolate cookie i had at Crème London so ofc i had to recreate it (an old photo but one of my absolute favs)

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4 months

i’ve decided that for each episode of the bear s3 i’m going to cook one fun dish of my own

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11 months

they should invent a girl with no headaches

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8 months

people have such made up jobs. what the fuck is a snapchat opinion leader ??? 😭😭

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3 months

babe she’s not trans, you’re just not that good at boxing 😭

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11 months

as a society i think we should revert to flip phones and yahoo! messenger

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1 year

i love bread so much. sometimes i feel like crying

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1 year

one thing about me is that i will write you a card and seal it with wax

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2 years

"youre marwadi? you dont look marwadi" sorry i forgot my husband that i got married to when i was 8 at home

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1 year

cant wait for my diagnosis to finally come! (spotify wrapped)

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4 months

2020 mein ek do tiktok dance kar leti toh shaayad aaj yeh corporate mazdoori nahi karni padti

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7 months

do u ever see a girl so beautiful that you physically can’t breathe

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11 months

i’m such a summer baby honestly. wearing little sundresses. golden tans. tacos & piña coladas. warm sunshine. summer fruits. flushed pink cheeks. ice-cream cones. sitting by the windows flung wide-open, eating peaches watching leaves shimmering in the lethargic wind

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4 months

????? jail

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4 months

s3 ep4 : violet cold flower noodles made from rice paper dipped in a soy-honey-lime sauce w peaches & pomegranate & peanuts (ofc i had to incorporate some sort of florals for this episode)