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@smokefassad

5 years

After surgery, do not pantang yourself from ayam or telur. Especially ayam because it is a good source of proteins. When you have a big wounds, you need more proteins and makan bubur kosong all the time is foolish. Dont listen to orang tua tua, because God ask you to read.

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jangan percaya perempuan. diorang expert gila babi cover up their cheatings and SHE WILL THINK ITS NOT EVEN HER FAULT SHE CHEATED. Jangan pernah underestimate how perempuan boleh “rationalize” every single one of their actions, they ll believe their own lies. i ve seen it all.

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@KKMPutrajaya saya positif awak tak reply pun… tak wish get well soon pun…. majuk…. nak keluar tak pakai mask…..

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chinese talking about malays arabisation is so funny. mf is named “james” ching chong, goes clubbing every weekends, drinks white people’s alcohols, wear white people’s clothes. ironic. at least we got married in our traditional clothes. you wear bow ties and suits lol

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@smokefassad

5 months

dah umur nak dekat 3 dekad ni, lelaki low class je yg flex surrounded by ramai perempuan. laki real duduk diam kerja, manjakan parents, ada satu je perempuan dia commit. real men find no pleasure in being around lots of women bcs his attention is a privilege to be given.

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@smokefassad

5 years

if your gf is below 160cm u already bela toyol my dude

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4 years

thinking about her

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@smokefassad

4 years

@antiworIds she is the streets property

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1 month

Aku ada kenal sorang perempuan. Nampak memang baik, tapi astaghfirullah. Ada boyfriend yg memang serius ajak halal sejak Degree. Last sem degree, perempuan ni romen dengan lelaki lain sebab bf dia tak dapat nak bagi dia attention. Hilang dara masa cheat tu jugak. bf tak sentuh.

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@smokefassad

6 months

Chinese are the most closeted racist race in Malaysia. The minorities umbrella has shielded them from others fully acknowledging this.

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@DevourDeo

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What is one opinion you will defend like this?

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4 years

bruhhh imagine being this brain dead

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2 years

@lANZAlNAL @AimanFaddillah wei ada lelaki yg membesar taktau the correct way to do things. aku pernah gelakkan member dorm yg tak reti ikat kasut, tak reti iron betul. later aku dpt tau dia orphan. start haritu setiap kali nak tidur aku bukak lagu tolong kami bantu kami kami anak yatim piatu kat dlm bilik

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3 months

@pelisahh “katakan kepada manusia yg telah menzalimi dirinya sendiri, jangan sesekali putus asa dgn rahmat Allah” Az Zumar verse 53. Kalau kita berdosa, sebabnya kita ni lemah. dan Allah Maha Pengampun. Kalau kita dtg dgn dosa setinggi langit dunia, Allah akan dtg dgn ampun sama tinggi.

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9 months

i understand and i dont use keling in my life but why yall wanna be black americans so much? you and neither your ancestors 7 generations ago picked a single strand of cottons or sugarcane thru slavery. the malays nor chinese did not buy you for 50 dabloons in the pasar tani lol

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8 months

salam subuh guys, you know the little secret to a happy life? hidup je cara sendiri, jgn rasa diri bagus, jgn rasa diri hina, bangun pagi berak, jgn sibuk semua cerita org lain, jgn emosi sbb dunia tak mcm yg kita nak, terima dan redha qadarullah. yg paling penting, bela kucing

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2 years

facts: -i dont hate women -i acknowledge cheating happens regardless of genders -i would date a woman and fall in love with one -i would protect one and provide for one -subconsciously, women are what nature wants them to be, as men are what nature wants them to be.

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5 years

Real G washes the dishes and periuks while cooking. So when you re done cooking, the only thing left to wash is the senduk and the kuali jer.

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6 months

i do like to add that i would also never trade malaysian chinese with Singapore Chinese or PRC chinese. we re all lovingly racist to each other but we re still malaysian. kita semua pundek.

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17 days

before i take another weekend nap, i have two premises to clarify: 1. im dissing james chin primarily but i dont care if some idiots catch stray bullets. 2. not dismissing arabisation, im just giving you your own medicine. pot calling kettle black. tit for tat.

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2 years

@arfdy12 no problem as long as you tak rude, loud and make a mess.

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3 years

@pizzahutmsia sir?

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@1SN41NY @amirhimself @adhaqh @yomnurulakma OKT semua sekarang akan bangun dan ceritakan kepada mahkamah point of view mereka pula dan nyatakan apa alasan munasabah yg mereka ada utk pertahankan diri mereka dan process ini dinamakan proses pembelaan. Tadi yg masa didapati bersalah, itu namanya proses pendakwaan.

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2 years

@pelisahh give the man the gawk gawk 3000

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5 years

“nanti bernanah” - org tua tua Nanah adalah infeksi kuman dan sel darah putih. Badan perlu protein untuk bina sel baru. Bubur tak protein. Ikan bilis takda protein. Jadi sia sia je pantang ayam padahal lagi cepat sembuh dgn ayam. Yg perlu elakkan is deeeep fried chikin and sugar

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4 years

chinese is the TOP of every fucking food chain. They are the honey badger honey badger dont care.

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9 months

what the fuck is this pukimak saying im so confused which war did her ancestors fought 😭😭😭

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2 years

@khalids @doqtahu lmao been waiting to use this thanks mannn

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5 years

@1SN41NY @amirhimself @adhaqh @yomnurulakma Biasanya tugas lawyer disini adalah utk timbulkan keraguan. Kalau ada keraguan, akan acquital. Kalau semua elemen ini dipenuhi, dan juga tiada sebarang keraguan munasabah yg OKT bunuh si mati, hakim akan terima yg kes prima facie bunuh dah dibuktikan oleh DPP.

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4 years

Caught in 4K

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8 months

@zackthebrawler ahhh shitttt this one burn into 3 layers of his skin lmaooooo

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@1SN41NY @amirhimself @adhaqh @yomnurulakma Proses pendakwaan ni DPP yg conquer. DPP perlu buktikan kepada mahkamah bahawa tiada keraguan yg munasabah bahawa OKT telah membunuh si mati. First dia kena bukti kan ada kematian, second ada perlakuan yg menyebabkan kematian si mati dan juga ada OKT ada niat utk membunuh si mati

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@smokefassad

4 years

A man, someone’s son committed suicide. Explore what #JusticeforIZU is and see for yourself. Now sit back, and comprehend the fact that the culprit will not go to jail because false rape allegations is not a crime. Go see it for yourself, and experience the fuckery yourself.

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@smokefassad

2 years

@fmtoday Zahid tolong PH jadi gomen, tapi dia tak kisah masuk penjara. Come on man you think this makes sense ke 😭

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@smokefassad

1 month

end up dia dgn bf dia break up jugak. sebab LDR kan. aku rasa plan dia bak buat bf benci dan mtk break up tu berjaya lah kot. keji kan taktik manipulasi perempuan? they will manipulate you untuk buatkan nampak mcm situasi itu dia adalah “mangsa” keadaan. taktik lapuk perempuan.

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and did i ever told you about a woman, who cheated on her boyfriend, WITH me, and multiple other men, and when her bf cheated, she lost her shit and claimed he is a cheater and deserve hell. perempuan, mereka sentiasa “mangsa” 🙂‍↔️😂☕️🗿

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same day aku tahu cerita atas, dia cakap dia nak cari suami yg boleh bimbing dia pasal agama. aku terus lost my mind and maki dia. aku basuh habis habis. and the friendship was ended that night, never to be repaired again. good riddance. kau nak suami baik tapi tengah menyundal.

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@_fabulistjiwa one of them is impostor

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1 month

adakah dia menyesal? tidak. perempuan ni terus tambah lagi jumlah bodycount lelaki yang dah fuck dia. tukar tukar, dan bf tak pernah tahu. dan dia bagitahu aku dia slow slow buat bf dia benci dia supaya bf dia akan mintak break up dgn dia. kau tau tak betapa setan nya dia ni?

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@smokefassad

5 years

A mistake: Ikan bilis is also a good source of protein. Apologies for the misinformation and lack of knowledge about it.

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2 years

@sofearozaidi_ dah bagitau caprice belum?

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4 years

@datgaminglxwd @_prettykea ay man dont forget the personalities they got from Vine and Starbuck flavours

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@x_keju i appreciate you keju, but pls stop spreading yourself on keropok lekor and malay dishes 🤝

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@smokefassad

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@mrg220t my good brother, you underestimated how malays trashtalk other malays 🗿 either way idc, i accepted both. whoever wants to cosplay whoever i dont care. im dissing for the sake of irony and “taste your own medicine”. people can adopt what they want if its harmless, im good with it

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4 years

police: Sit on that chair, we're gonna interrogate you my lawyer: *whispering* deny everything me: *loudly* THAT ISNT A CHAIR my lawyer:

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#jenake

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@0xchenyuling hol up sister im just shitposting, i got no beef with sin chew daily and i voted for DAP

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@muhammadzikree @KKMPutrajaya

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@arivinraj_turu bro u fun im following u

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oh wait have I told you about ME GETTING CHEATED MYSELF? Ayyyyy im late to the party but im in the club, brothers. Mf women aint shit in this generation, but I dont hate women per se, maybe prejudices rooting from my own exp with women, but i think theres good women out here.

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@xV9Womjo9KN67x_ holyshit u solved racism

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2 years

@taufiqjibraan actually aku harap tak blow up. kalau sampai kat budak bawah umur majoriti punya twitter aku delete hahaha aku malas explain untuk yg reading comprehension lemah.

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@_epiphiany if im the president im gonna make everyone wear kebaya to court

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Inshaallah so many people is praying you fall into jahannam on Judgement Day. May your hisab be prolonged and burdened. Mashaallah may your good deeds be cancelled and given to the poor peoples you assaulted in your life, Profesor Tan Sri Dr Roshana Takim.

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@slnvmohd @Azmir_Azrik @esenarx @NHShieee theres no way we re sitting here trying to justify this.

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6 years

21 Savage: Demi Lovato: haha stoopid *gets called out* Demi Lovato: Omg this is why i dont tweet anymore

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@izyanizulkifli yes quran is clear on this, so do the sirah. men earn, provide and feed.

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dah kena expose. sekarang kau dah faham kenapa aku selalu khutbah kalau nak fight, pick your fights carefully. kau takkan tgk aku kalah, sbb aku fight ada rule: 1. aku tak pick fights randomly. aku make sure aku ada locus standi in that issue. 2. aku tak attack too deep/personal.

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Brosgang is retarded clout chaser. Sugu is abusive. Alya Iman is a hoe. Her SD, Ash whatever the fuck that is a cheater. Roskyot is a spoiled brat. there i solved all the issues in one tweet.

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@dreamyshaa may good women and good men be blessed with good partners for life

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2 years

@FarahAmiraAH palingkan mukanya on her at the Khautar like how she refused to look at the poor with kindness and blessing. Inshaallah she will find so many T20 friends down deep in Jahannam. Im sure Professor Dr Roshana Takim will enjoy the company of Firaun, Qarun, Abu Jahal in Jahannam.

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Bf dia sayang betul, taknak jugak break up dgn dia. siap ajak kahwin lagi untuk tenangkan balik relationship tu. perempuan ni? masih beromen dgn mcm mcm lelaki belakang bf dia. dia cakap, “aku tahu bf aku sayang aku sebab aku buat dia benci aku tapi dia taknak break up”. astu?

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@smokefassad

5 years

bosan dah 24 tahun islam esok aku nak convert jadi PDF

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3 years

she texted you “goodnight” but she telling the other dude she cant sleep. Focus on yourself king

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5 years

#raidarea51 lets goooooo

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@pariahanathema @jafarjudas

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Anak Sulung: PHD Biology Anak Kedua: Jurutera Anak Ketiga: Peguam Anak Bongsu: Pecah Rumah/Perompak Makcik Jiran: “Asal kau tak halau je anak bongsu kau tu?” “Dia sorang je kak yg cari duit yg lain menganggur lagi😭”

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perempuan ni still fuck around. towards the end aku dpt tahu dah getback dgn bf dia AND bertunang. aku tanya soalan simple je, romen laki lain lagi? dia cerita masih simpan koleksi konek with benefits dia. bf dia kan bodoh lol imo mmg bodoh pun. no way aku getback dgn ex aku.

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2 years

@ConfessTweetMY women ☕️

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4 years

@Deliyadig bro it doesnt have to be 19985 i promised you bro 😭

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lambat betul akak ajar mandarin sampai sesiapa boleh tak call dia cakap dis the right time to advertise mandarin class dia cina melayu semua ada sini ni

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korang gaduh pun bawak socmed dox sana sini. remember, ex aku bawak jantan lain check in dekat ipoh and post dekat ig while hiding the story from me, expensive dinner malam valentine, together for almost two weeks and hiding it. the only reason i knew is bcs Allah nak aku tahu.

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@theemerald25 @pistlgrip @rebekahGbutler why u do dis bro why

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1 year

manusia harini tak lg percaya dgn lahawlawalaquwwataillabillah. jauh betul kita dgn tuhan. bercakap mcm qada dan qadar tak wujud. sedangkan debu dekat kasut kita pun takdir tuhan, sampailah ke ajal yg tak lambat atau awal sesaat. ikut lah kita semua nak mcmmana, ini bukan khutbah

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@sleepyjude_ @amirulaqmar2405 @PijolCikMat @_cafreak orang kalau eksiden ni bang ada dua benda je kita harus lakukan: 1. Bagi kuatkan semangat dia untuk tempuh kesakitan tu 2. Tolong bagi bantuan drpd segi kewangan atau masa. Selain drpd dua ni elok diam dan buat hal sendiri. Dia takperlukan dan anda tak diperlukan.

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the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

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@harrymcfc3 @BurpleMan found the 90%....

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@lcfcgeorgee @geoolihag @MangoLcfc @ShaunlfcT

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@FarahAmiraAH Inshaallah so many people is praying she fall into jahannam on Judgement Day. May her hisab be prolonged and burdened. Mashaallah may her good deeds be cancelled and given to the poor peoples she assaulted in her life, our Prophet is B40. May our Prophet

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@mirulibs i hope she reply to your texts bro

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aku dah confused masa tu dgn perempuan ni sebab apasal dia mcm tak rasa bersalah? satu hari dia cerita best gila fuck dgn laki cina ni sebab laki cina ni selalu bank in duit kat dia. mental gila perempuan ni, romen laki lain sebab benefit duit. and very proud pulak tu masa cerita

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@mtvcell bro for the sake of humanity dont let the baby out bro pls i beg

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3 years

baru lepas dpt list essential services drpd orang dalam MITI sendiri:

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2 years

women read too much novels written by another women fantasizing about the perfect love.

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2 years

Yang tengah bercinta sekarang. Korang rindu tak masa mula mula bercinta? Ke masih sama je

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Okay. Assalamualaikum, nampaknya thread dia tak akan sama dgn thread aku. I will make a thread about how Titanic, who was claimed to be unsinkable, to sunk. Kalau anda suka kan teori konspirasi, anda akan kecewa. Thread ini hanya akan mengupas fakta yang tidak diketahui umum.

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@iffatsalleh to add is check gear shifting smooth or not. try masuk P ke R and then tukar ke D. then lepastu dekat traffic light, try N ke D dan N ke R. kalau termenung atau susah shift, i dont recommend beli. i know you will agree kalau gearbox kaput, ini botak kepala punya repair haha

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@mediumbrownc not directed to you, tpi perempuan selalu ingat its about looks. maybe for awhile its looks lah, tapi compatibility (sekufu) sebenarnya yg buat relationship tu kekal.

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Assalamualaikum UiTM takkan nak kecoh pasal consensual sex rumours jer? Lexis Nexis mana? Takkan aku nak guna member UM punya sampai habis semester? Priorities.

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