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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Thanks Jordan, great to get content idea from fans! Feel free to send any other photo requests to my DMs xx

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Elodie

@smellodiee

5 years

IDEA: @afl have a raffle for each game and one member is allowed to attend as the sole spectator. They are allowed to pour their own beers all game and will be given an audience mic to say things like "BALL" and "HES BEEN DOING IT ALL DAY".

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Elodie

@smellodiee

5 months

Lazy hotel balcony mornings ☀️

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Just in case anyone was wondering how my sex/dating life is going and how irresistible I am - I went on a date with a man last night and he ended the night by offering me a HANDSHAKE.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

How insanely good has Adelaide weather been this week 😇🌞

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Mid celebration the lights in the MCG go out, everyone looks around confused. The Crows song starts playing, they enter the stadium WWE style. They challenge Carlton to a game which starts immediately. Vince McMahon is probably there I dunno.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

I heard from a reliable source that as his mum went to sit down he pulled the chair out from under her and threw it across the room.

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1 year

Zak Butters has brought his Mum with him tonight 😊 #Brownlow

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Elodie

@smellodiee

8 days

Went to a bar in Melbourne tonight ordered a beer and the bartender asked me if I wanted a pint, pot or schooner. I can never remember what they are so I just went into panic mode and said frantically "I'M FROM ADELAIDE".

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

It's been a nice day to achieve nothing 😇

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

One of my oldest friends wedding today 😇

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

I don't wanna hear ANY talk about an AFL game unless it's relating to this.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

That was a 10/10 long weekend, the perfect amount of chaos. Finally in bed and planning not to speak to another human for at least a day 😴

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Elodie

@smellodiee

10 months

Being single and not keen on marriage/kids makes life feel like a bunch of disjointed side quests. Like I just booked a solo trip to India and Borneo in March. Couldn't tell you why, has no relevance to the rest of my life or future. But might find some cool loot and rare items.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

3 months

Gals in the western stand ❤️👸

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Are boob tubes cool again yet? If not I'm MAKING them cool.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Crom #AFLSunsCrows

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Wore a dress out last night instead of the usual ripped jeans and canvas shoes. Don't wanna jump to conclusions but I think I'm a fashion icon now.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

9 months

Also one last snap in my 20s before I'm socially obligated to wear Kmart slippers and Betty Boop pyjama pants.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

3 months

Went to a wedding on Monday and have decided the bouquet toss should be banned. Why do I now bear the burden of getting married just because my contested pack marking skills are better than the average desperate, lonely woman?

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

The weirdest thing about a draw is no song after the game. @AFL can you please write a "draw" song and all the players have to sing it together after the game? #AFLTigersBlues

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Bought this dress 20% for the aesthetic, 80% for the pockets.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Here's an outrageous concept idea for AFL - Thursday night footy but without Richmond.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

8 months

Have gone full Steve Irwin chic today.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

I wear makeup twice a year for events and it still spooks me seeing my face with it on. Here's a photo of my face not looking like my face from a wedding on the weekend.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

11 months

I have so many unexplained bruises and I'm still hungover but last night was 10/10.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

3rd night of Gather Round ✅ just got into bed, drenched from the rain. I've seen 5 games of football, slept 8 hours since Thursday and my diet has consisted of Adelaide Oval chips and CC & dry. One more day 🤝

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Elodie

@smellodiee

4 months

It's Friday and I'm on my first day of 7 shifts in a row. What a time to be alive 😵

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Port don't kick a goal for the first qtr and a half, play 3 and a half qtrs of putrid footy, concuss half of Sydney's defence then scrape a win because of negligence from Sydney players on the goal line. Ten more years for Ken pls ✍️🤝

Kane Cornes

@kanecornes

2 years

Lucky they didn’t sack the coach #AFLSwansPower

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Throwback to Friday when I was a lot more fresh than I feel now 😅

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Feel like I should clarify that the guy was genuinely lovely, just an absolute nervous wreck. He did apologise after I burst out laughing at the handshake offer!

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

First night of Gather Round, I'm just getting into bed now. The sun is up, I've had way too many drinks and I have 6 more games of footy to go to in the next 3 days. What a wild ride.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Went to Broken Hill on the weekend. Reached 100% completion rate of activities to do there - went down into a mine and got drunk at the pub.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Yesterday I asked my friend who has no interest in footy if she wanted to come to a game with me today and she said "sure, if we can do something I wanna do first" which seemed like a fair exchange. And that is the story of how I ended up in an ice bath on the beach at 6 AM.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

10 months

The 5 km jog I'm about to do might fool some bystanders into thinking I'm starting the year off the right way. But really I'm just a hungover piece of shit who left my car at my friend's house and need it back asap so I can go get hot chippies.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

@1116sen Thanks Dayne Zorko, the moral compass of all that is right in the world 🙏🏼

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

There'll be no flagmantle then, I'll tell the children #AFLFinals

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Elodie

@smellodiee

3 years

We should start lowering the bar for when it's appropriate for fans to storm the field. As a Crows supporter just one goal from ROB is enough for me to jump a fence. #AFLSwansCats

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

What a man

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Tomorrow is my comeback footy game almost 12 months after breaking my ankle in a tackle. Can't wait to get out there and rack up plenty of the stats that matter - clangers, turnovers, frees against, time on bench 🤝

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Not doing any "challenges" or losing weight, still binge drinking on weekends. But damn just exercising everyday and not eating like a dumbass during the week makes your body feel powerful, who knew!!

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Christmas is a weirdly vulnerable time, past losses hit harder and it feels a lil lonely when you don't have much going on. In good news though I've found the true meaning of Christmas - 10 hours of penalty rates doing an overnight shift at the hospital on Xmas Eve 😇 🎄

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Working all weekend is rough but also a nice excuse to stay in and be responsible 😇

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Every guy on dating apps: "let's go on an adventure". Okay but where and how long and do I need to pack lunch? Are we swimming with whales in Tonga or hiking in Nepal? Let's be real Josh, we're going to your place for 30 mins of awkward conversation and 3 mins of sex.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Soaking in that Darwin sun 🌞

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

I did an 18 hour double shift at work last night - finished at 7:30 am. Slept for 3 hours and dreamt that I booked an overseas trip. So I got up at midday and booked/paid for a solo overseas trip for March. Literally following my dreams.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Easter weekend scenes - my cousin is drinking hard tonight and was telling me about a girl he was gonna hit up. A few hours later, in possibly the biggest blunder of all time, he starts accidentally sexting me.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

7 months

Bloody love footy!!!!

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Being childless in a female dominated industry is the WORST cause everyone always comes to you for extra hours/shifts/swaps. Next job I'm telling everyone I have 5 kids and you bet I'll be coming in late and leaving early on the regular to do school pick up.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

7 months

Thanks @WarnieDT sorry for being awkward and pretending I wasn't a fangirl of your content. Can't wait to make my own #30 ,000 hat this year!

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

I will never stop making @reillyob take srs footy photos with me, thank.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

3 months

On todays edition of "things I bought online when I was drunk and forgot about until it arrived".

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

AFL9s is 10% football skills and 90% fashion and I'm going out there tonight at a max 90% with a 3 stripe long sleeve and booty short combo.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

I didn't think I'd get a medal at my footy clubs BnF due to being undeniably bad at football and breaking my ankle halfway through the season. But with a little determination and petty theft from one of the much more talented guys, I was able to live out the dream 🙏🏼

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

I've always hated meeting up with men I meet online, I never do it. But tonight I'm meeting up with a random guy who I'm convinced I'll either hate or he'll murder me. Details to come, unless it's the murder thing then you'll have to figure out the rest of the story yourselves.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Best part about a 12 goal win is the post game beers 😇

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Don't forget to rush to the supermarket tonight to buy supplies for the next 3 months because the shops will be closed for 1 day!!

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Elodie

@smellodiee

3 years

I'm 28 years old and tonight got denied entry to a club for being too old. This is the end.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

7 months

I planted a tree in Borneo and have single handedly saved the forests and earth. You're welcome.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

3 years

Played my first ever football game today! 28 years old with an unfit, broken body seems like a good time to start contact sports. Not a bad guernsey number allocated 🙏🏼

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

First footy training of pre season and so far fulfilling my goal of at least 50% less broken ankles than last season.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

9 months

I am in awe of people who consistently announce personal news on social media in a way that implies people are interested in their lives. I could literally spend a day curing cancer and solving the israel-palestine conflict and still be like "no one wants to hear about this".

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Unbelievable that even the teams I pretend to like for a night can't win.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

11 months

This is by far the worst chocolate bar ever made and I'm so confused why Cadbury keeps making them. I even saw them in a box of favourites the other day!? If this is anybody's favourite chocolate they are seriously deranged. #cancelchomp

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

First Father's Day since my dad passed away feels weird but feeling grateful for the 27 Father's Days I got with him 🥰 Hope all the dads have fun and big love to anyone who finds this day hard for whatever reason!

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Just two tanks hanging out.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Things Healy doesn't understand: - Collingwood not wanting to offer $3.2m to a guy who's had countless controversies and shown blatant disregard for his club. - A kid wanting to move back home and make more money to play in front of bigger crowds in an AFL relevant city.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

5 years

I am so fkn over people talking about this Crows Camp bullshit. At the end of the day, these are grown men who are employed by the football club. Their employers treated them badly for a short period in between paying them 6 figure salaries. Get OVER it.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

5 months

Can't even believe it's a thing anyone has to say but can we not ask players about their dead friends straight after a game?

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Elodie

@smellodiee

4 years

Does anyone else feel great about port losing but heartbroken that richmond won?? I don't really know what outcome my brain would have accepted?! #aflporttigers

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Men: AFLW sucks, why would you wanna watch a lower standard of footy? 😡 Those same men: get 3 touches in D grade local footy, obsessed with "div 12 ressies" content, will give you 2 mins of sex in missionary and say "did you cum"?

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Elodie

@smellodiee

9 months

I spent the last day of my 20s in the most fitting way possible, day drinking and being in bed by 9:30 🫡

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Good to have a run this weekend, though I'm unsure my body will ever not be sore again. It's a tough gig running around getting cheap touches on the wing in div 6 women's footy.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

6 months

I love a draw because it makes everyone feel awkward and emotionally numb and that's how I feel all the time so it's a great leveller! #AFLCrowsLions

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

The only thing stopping me from dating women is that every hot girl is into star signs and astrology. I would rather date awful men for the rest of my life than hear about mercury being in retrograde.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Some people are one eyed supporters for a certain club and aren't interested in other teams and that's fine. Other people (like me) have a club they follow but mostly just enjoy football and having a good time with friends and that's also fine. Stop gatekeeping football teams.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Got to Hobart tonight after booking a solo trip on a whim last week and god damn even the view from my budget hotel is beautiful.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Officially returning to my stance of not meeting up with men from online dating 🙏🏼 and also not meeting up with footy boys. I live to see another day though and only wasted 2 hours of my life 🤷

Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

I've always hated meeting up with men I meet online, I never do it. But tonight I'm meeting up with a random guy who I'm convinced I'll either hate or he'll murder me. Details to come, unless it's the murder thing then you'll have to figure out the rest of the story yourselves.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

The best thing about your football team being good again is heading home from a game and being excited to watch the replay rather than actively avoiding it. #gocrom

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

First official day of being a manager today is going well! I'd just finished introducing myself and meeting a bunch of new people and it went great. Then I went to the bathroom and saw my light blue shirt had gone completely see through from the rain 😇😇

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

Everyone salty about Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti getting a guard of honour need to grow tf up. You don't have to play 300 games to make an impact on the game, the guy is a cult hero. Heck, I'm still salty Nick Gill never got chaired off.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

7 months

Wholesome India content.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

10 months

If your favourite Christmas movie isn't National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation then you're wrong.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

4 months

How to know you're doing good at life - your friend comes to games night with a present because she "saw it and immediately thought of you". I can't even be mad at this.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

A guy I work with was telling me that someone made a fake Tinder profile with his photos and without even thinking I said "Why are they using your photos? Don't those fake profiles usually use photos of hot people?". He is rightfully refusing to talk to me.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

1 year

At my friends costume party and there's a guy here I was seeing earlier this year and it ended in a hostile way (my fault not his). And I feel like I should apologise or have a proper conversation with him but I'm unsure how possible that is while I'm dressed as Mr. Bean.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

4 years

It blows my mind that people in monogamous relationships judge polyamory as a weird lifestyle choice when they're out there having a week long fight with their partner for talking to a friend.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

Travelling through South Korea alone has been absolutely unreal. Celebrating showdown eve on my last day here before heading back just in time to be on the Adl oval hill for a crom win 🤝

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Elodie

@smellodiee

4 years

IDEA #2 : @AFL introduce a rule where if a field umpire is making consistently terrible calls, they can be removed and replaced by a sub. This can happen at any quarter time break and has to be agreed on by both participating teams captains.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

That was a real "take the 4 points and never speak of it again" sort of game. #AFLHawksCrows

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Elodie

@smellodiee

9 months

Despite what this photo of me and @valleyflaxman would have you believe, I had a great weekend celebrating the harsh reality of inevitable death with cocktails.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

At the casino tonight and a guy who just finished his shift was buying us drinks with his staff discount and I kept calling him daddy casino. He hated it and hated me but kept buying us drinks so he truly was daddy casino 🙏🏼

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Elodie

@smellodiee

6 months

I have never been more entertained by a live sport as much as I was by wheelchair rugby this weekend. It's surprisingly fast paced, high scoring and brutal as fk. Highly recommend checking it out if you ever have a chance!

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

The guy at my local petrol station EVERY time says "just a quick in and out today hey". I don't understand what the other options are? Does he want me to spend the afternoon there? Book a table at the BP for $6 chocolate bars and 2 for 1 energy drinks?

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

I'm inventing a dating app for people like me who prefer phone calls to messaging. Same as tinder with swiping but as soon as you match with someone it dials their number and you have a conversation right then and there. No waiting for replies, pressure is on. Genius.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

3 years

Remember when Caleb Daniel scored 20 and got suspended? I don't. #AFLFantasy

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

It's never too hot to wear this sick jacket to the first @SANFL women's game of the season.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

2 years

I'll never stop being shook by people getting married in their early 20s. The closest thing I had to dates in my early 20s was guys buying me drinks at HQ and there were people out there legit picking someone to spend the rest of their lives with?! Unfathomable.

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Elodie

@smellodiee

11 months

@andysamberg6969 Hahahah snap 🤝

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Elodie

@smellodiee

5 months

Is there anything more annoying than someone sitting in the same room as you with their phone full volume flicking through tiktoks? And is it an acceptable reason to smash a coworkers phone?

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