Alexis @smart2slow Twitter profile

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gonna be a crazy night

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@JesusPieceHC x Seed of Pain "Hardcore Pride" 💪🏽😈

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1 year

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳

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Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

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4 years

mom passed her citizenship test 💪🏽🇺🇸

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3 years

so many beautiful women are hurting rn cause euphoria 💔 dm me

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5 years

bills paid ✔️ $12 left for two weeks ✔️

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6 years

dont kill urself ur so sexy aha

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6 years

guy i just picked up (uber) started crying because he just caught his wife of 15 years fucking his best friend it was the worst 23 minutes of my life

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3 years

just interviewed some guy and asked him to tell me bout himself and he goes 'well my name is kevin aka kev aka big kev but my homies call me big kevo haha but is whateva" i hired him immediately

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3 years

brown yoda ?

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4 years

one of my favorite shows ever talent farm 2013 i got the crossbreaker tee at this gig and got suspended at school for wearing it... rip RG 💙

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6 years

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1 year

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1 year

Just cuz I fuck you raw while tongue kissing you drop all my hoes, meet ya family, eat ya pussy & tell you Ilove you don't mean you my girl

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5 years

this lady farted in my car and i acted like i aint hear it and seconds later she go ‘this area always smell like shit’ i was like naaaaaaa 🙅🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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3 years

never havin sex again 😈

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3 years

hot girls im sorry i havent been liking your pics people keep looking thru my likes and laughing at me so i had to stop but just know i do see them 💙

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6 years

new coworker found my ig and in front of hella people goes “i didnt know you sing for a band when is your next concert lets all go” and looked around and they all started punishing me i need a new job now 🤕

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1 year

what retardation looks like

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If this hoodie bothers you ur a false

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5 years

Day By Day S.F.L.H.C.

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2 years

im sooooo drunk icespiceeeeee @icespicee_ 😵‍💫

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4 years

Just got off the phone with my immigration lawyer and if all goes well I should have my residency in a year or so.... oversharing 📴

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6 years

on our way to the dog park vs when we got there and it started pouring LOL

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4 years

rip space mountain 😔

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6 years

this jit got a goatee lmaooo

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2 years

girl i just interviewed shows up 37 min late smelling HELLA loud and starts off by sayin "i aint gone lie i need a job BAD" giiiiiirl 💀😂

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6 years

lmfaoooo

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2 years

she stopped posting him 🙏🏽

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5 years

there is Nothing i want more..

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2 years

My story. I’m going for 22 months and still many issues post v-a-x: After nearly Seven months I am still dealing with side effects from both doses of the C0vid_vaccine_ (M0derna), which I received on March 17 then June 17, 2021: Both have badly harmed my health.

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just got fired from my job of 8 years pretty much cause mfs are mad I didn't wanna work Saturdays unpaid so if you are a beautiful woman please dm me to make sure i am OK 👍🏽 side note having a nice day regardless at a cool meet 🤭

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2 years

flight got cancelled and this old white lady yelled 'HOW CAN THEY LET THIS HAPPEN TO US' shit killed me 💀

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4 years

#NewProfilePic

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4 years

daca got approved another 2 years 🙌🏽

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3 years

maybe her DMs aren't working 😅

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6 years

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2 years

dentist asked me "do you know you grind in your sleep?" and i started giggling and said "yes sir im always grinding" and bro did not even smirk 💀

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@smart2slow

4 years

one travis scott burger please 😏

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4 years

if i die and yall post pics where i look fat asf ima be so mad 😓😭

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2 years

@neekolul neekoooo im so drubk neekooo @neekolul 😵‍💫

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6 years

potluck at work 😋

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3 years

how it started vs how it ended 😈

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3 years

employee just asked me if he could go home for a 'cuppa hours cause i gotta shit real bad and dont want yall to hear' ? 😂

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2 years

bought one of my dreamcars and spent all day with one of my best friends doin shit to it 😭

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Alexis

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4 years

This mf trying to trade me $700 and a gun for a ps5 lmaooooo

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Alexis

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3 years

asked my manager for a raise after two years of no raises and he said oh we bumped you up .25 cents past month did you not notice? mf i did not notice the extra $7 on my check 💀

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Alexis

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6 years

the lonely stoner seem to free his mind at night 😌

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2 years

at the vet rn and they stuck a thermometer up simbas ass and bro farted in front of the hoes... he got no shame!!! 💀

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6 months

the only time it is not gay to have mosh discourse is privately with your boy watching old schoole videos in person.... if you tweeting about moshing.... find god .

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6 years

Field Agent SFLHC

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3 years

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7 months

got approved for a studio in ktown which is the area i wanted to live in for years now!! very excited 🙈

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4 years

man jit buggin over a $10 shirt he copped a week ago 🙄

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6 years

AHC ready 😬

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5 years

naaaa why tf my barber made me look like a random fat extra in a daddy yankee music video 😔 life really coming for me this week lmfaooooo

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1 year

avi 🐀🔆

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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

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4 years

25 today 🎂 Thankful for all the friends I have and everything in my life. 🤠

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5 years

was feeling myself earlier 🙇🏽‍♀️💅🏽

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5 years

not tryna join woke oversharing twitter at all but finally everythings looking up and feels so nice ok

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11 months

very gay tweet but its been a little over a month since I came to CA and i've been a lot happier and feel like im actually enjoying life again 🤧

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4 months

please use your imagination to make simba a pitbull here 🤟🏽

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1 year

stop playin wit meh 🥀😍

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5 years

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3 years

they wont believe the shit we did back home 😈

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4 years

i will leave my house ever again thank god 🙌🏽🤓

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5 years

Simba’s first owner finally sent me pics of him when he was a jit 🥺

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3 months

just liked her 7th story in a row hopefully she dm me now 🔥

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3 years

dis lizard nasty 😹

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3 years

new jit hoodie messin me up 💀😂

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4 years

coworker brought her jit to work and i went for a high five and he said ‘no’ and walked away good morning

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1 year

You see, a difference between me and Andrew Tate is that I don't need a cigar to feel manly.

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7 years

new band i sing for check it outtt

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6 years

wtf 😕

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2 years

this is honestly the best feature apple has ever added..

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Alexis

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4 years

hate coming home tired asf and my ugly ass neighbor waves at me 😒

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1 year

everytime i get a camera movement notification and it's just Simba waiting for me i ------ 😔

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@smart2slow

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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3 years

just put my two weeks in at the job i've been at almost 6 years now im feelin scared ion know why 😂

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3 years

fully @moved out 🦾 😍

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2 years

training someone living in bangladesh and told bro 'I'm gonna go use the restroom' and he replied 'I will do as you instruct always' 💀💀💀💀💀

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4 years

😅🤰🏽

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2 years

me n my twin will spin yo shit kepe playin wit us 🤐🔫

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4 years

God I am NOT one of your strongest soldiers please stop 😹

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5 years

Spent the last couple of days with the coolest girl in the world and had a very nice time.... see u in 6 days queen 🥺

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Alexis

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1 year

Applied to really like 5 jobs I saw myself working at and got the one I really wanted... brought mf everybody in same day and sent the offer letter as I left my old job can SMD 🤩 now we watch anime and play Valorant 14 hours a day for the next week 😈

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Alexis

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2 years

since it is pride month i will be a little gay and admit my bidet feels nice 🤭

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