katrina @smallcowboyhat Twitter profile

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katrina

7 years

is there a greeting card for "sorry i isolated myself for a month, i was having a depressive episode, and it'll definitely happen again"

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

lmaoooo i just got home and this was inside a package addressed for me. amazing

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

10 years

happy october http://t.co/DzirwPLZcd

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8 years

aesthetic: nev wearing a $350 comme des garçons sweater in some redneck's house in bumfuck middle america

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6 years

@YuckyTom

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

2018 twitter is 2014 tumblr. which means i'm gonna see this on facebook in 2022

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

these outfits have such a specific vibe: married to a guy in the military. kids named braxton and k8tlin. husband thinks having to take care of his own kids is babysitting. funneled her life savings into a pyramid scheme selling leggings. thinks about horses a lil too much.

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5 years

Y’all remember when we used to only wear stuff like this or that’s just somethin we never gonna talk about?

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

@myb924 i hate that i read it in his voice

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

i tried to kill myself last year and i'm still getting medical bills for it 10 months later so the moral of the story is don't be depressed if you live in america because then you will be depressed AND poor

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

9 years

How did shawty wear boots with the fur AND reeboks with the straps. Did she have four feet or was she wearing them on her hands I need answe

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

11 years

“ @_sheliiaa : this generation is fucked. imagine what it'll be like when our kids have kids” ....you literally murdered your best friend....

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

9 years

American Apparel just filed for bankruptcy so @ me when ur doin that close out sale

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katrina

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5 years

the man behind me put his groceries on the thing like this. what kind of chaotic energy...,...

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katrina

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5 years

michael bublé is almost done thawing out for the holiday season. he waits.

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

8 years

what i say: i'm fine what i mean: daylight savings is proof that time is just a social construct

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

i told my boyfriend i wanted thanksgiving for dinner.........and he made us thanksgiving for dinner FROM SCRATCH i am so lucky what the fuck

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

7 years

hi if ur suffering from mental illness, please know that ur not lesser of a person for something out of ur control

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5 years

:)

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katrina

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3 years

hannah montana except i just go from one gay to a different type of gay

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8 years

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katrina

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5 years

abandoning real life to pursue a career as an animal crossing photographer

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katrina

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5 years

my social skills once we're finally out of quarantine:

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katrina

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3 years

when someone makes a joke about their sign but i don’t know anything about astrology so i just

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katrina

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5 years

i just finished watching avatar for the first time.....zuko's character arc did me in.......i'm such a mess rn

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

3 years

i’m in my yeehaw era

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

my bf is making me watch avatar the last airbender for the first time and he keeps saying "water. girth. fire. air" during the intro

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

4 years

the inside of my brain feels like the episode of spongebob where squidward accidentally enters the void

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

my boyfriend thinks i'm whack for saying i'd have a threesome w danny phantom and shego from kim possible but like...does anyone disagree

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katrina

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8 years

Petition to make a Nintendogs app for iPhone

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katrina

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4 years

the vegan beyond fried chicken at kfc goes so hard omg this isn't even sponsored i'm just truly shook

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

who is ˢʰᵉ

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

3 years

bisexual culture is liking men but not by choice

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@smallcowboyhat

3 years

@sarahschauer

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

7 years

my friend made a cookie cake for the guy she's seeing and i think it perfectly sums up what dating is like for a millennial

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

4 years

finally got a dual monitor set up

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

the cashier at the gas station said "i like your lana del rey shirt" @SashaGrey

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

i tweeted this 4 years ago today i just got my certifications to be a tattoo artist the other day i am SHOOK

katrina

@smallcowboyhat

10 years

Holy shit my uncle bought me an entire tattoo kit. I have no idea why my family is encouraging this career choice but I'm not mad about it.

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

life is so wild. one day ur flirting w some dude on tinder then the next thing ya know it's been 7 months and ur traveling together and cooking for each other and calling the same place home

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

4 years

@SuniDey whoever is controlling my sim cranked the Sad™️ knob way too high smh

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

3 years

mfs gave us this when we were 5 and then wonder why everyone has anxiety now

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

8 years

literally anyone: hi girl who has her nipples pierced: i have my nipples pierced

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

9 years

Why is there a number on my sandwich @McDonalds is this how many days I have left until I die

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

pretended like i was on HGTV today and fixed my cats' house

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6 years

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

awkward originally aired 8 years ago and it's making me so emo. i still remember the matty vs jake tweets. sadie's "you're welcome". the gif of matty saying "i fucked your girlfriend" getting 100,000 reblogs on tumblr. i feel geriatric. in this ted talk, i will

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

9 years

My favorite flavor

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

i should have tweeted this in 2008 but i didn't have a twitter in 2008, so i'm just gonna say it now: ppl who think they're serena or blair but they're really vanessa

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

3 years

@_cyyndaquil 👉👈

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

@ the hospital and my nurse complimented my tattoos and i was like oh! i actually do tattoos! long story short, the lady who stabs me with a needle is gonna let me stab her back lol life is wild

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

i didn't realize twitch con was happening in my city until i just saw an alarming amount of people naruto running across the street

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

11 years

here come the "here come the 'here come the posts about 4/20' posts about 4/20" posts about 4/20

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

i only have to do this long distance thing twice a week but holy fuck sleeping alone sucks so much. it should be illegal to miss someone this much lol

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

tag yourself i'm angelica squidward

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@smallcowboyhat

5 years

💪🤠💪 🦵🦵

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

finally got my nails done so hmu if u want me to scoop your eyeballs out

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

3 years

when she said there would be some drilling action tonight, i thought she meant something else…

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

8 years

WEED. INHALER.

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

10 years

kush got me like http://t.co/7IHUpBNON1

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

7 years

IF THERE'S NOTHING MISSING FROM MY LIFE, THEN ᵂᴴʸʸʸʸ ᴰᴼᴼᴼᴼ ᵀᴴᴱˢᴱ ᵀᴱᴬᴬᴬᴿˢ ᶜᴼᴹᴱ ᴬᵀ ᴺᴵᴳᴴᵀ

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

i went thru a really bad depressive episode last week and isolated myself from the world and my best friend mailed me a tiny cat light to cheer me up i'm crying

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

9 years

Stripper poles and fire poles are basically the same exact thing except one serves a truly amazing purpose and one gets you to a firetruck

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@smallcowboyhat

5 years

i'm always shocked by the sunset as if it doesn't happen every day

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

9 years

Bout 2 add to my collection @BestCoast 😻 http://t.co/RGph4pozZr

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

8 years

it's not a phase, mom

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

3 years

i see ur face in every stranger by yours truly 🥀

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

7 years

obama means family and family means nobody gets left behind

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

my lil roasted marshmallow nancy botwin has been living with a friend since summer bc i couldn't keep her at my new place but i finally get her back today I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

my bf's lil sis took this candid of me while i was being drunk and moody at their cousin's wedding today and i wanna hire her to be my personally photographer

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

8 years

when the meme hits too close to home

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

i got fired from my job bc i got hospitalized and couldn't go to work but i didn't have any sick time left lmao so now i'm stuck w a $5,000 medical bill and no job yeehaw america!!!!! anyway i'm opening up my commissions again so that i don't Pass Away hit me up!! :)

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

today i realized that being in a long term relationship makes u a disgusting person......after i made my bf lick all the creme off an oreo so i could eat just the cookie part

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

3 years

if u ever see me tweeting and not texting back, it’s bc my phone is a house and twitter is my bedroom but texts are all the way in the basement

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

4 years

no, i'm killing boys

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

presenting: my contribution to the endless slew of sunset pics from today

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

so i went into work today and my boss goes "surprise! you're doing your first tattoo today!" and pulled out a whole ass pig ear!!! behold: my first ever machine tattoo 💫

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

10 years

he will always be tate to me

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

7 years

finally got a chance to do another day / night shoot!

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

8 years

why does my cat always look like a concerned mom whose kid didn't get home in time for their curfew

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

8 years

i don't want to realize things anymore

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

4 years

rate my cat's neapolitan foot

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

@BestCoast @chrissyteigen excuse me where can i access this

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

my postmates driver: the view is great, they must be charging you an arm and a leg me: oh haha i live with my boyfriend and roommates driver: i used to have roommates too....they were called my ex wife and 2 children ...........i'm

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

first official day as a tattoo apprentice!!!

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

the air pollution is so low that i can see the coronado islands off the coast of mexico from my living room in east san diego

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

my bf got home from work trip today so i surprised him with this portrait i drew of him while he was away!! on our first date, he played me "dizzy on the comedown" for the first time. can u tell that the song was stuck in my head the whole time i drew this

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

6 years

this girl pretending to be me just blocked me omg my tinder bio from last summer finally applies

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

7 years

i cried to soco amaretto lime on repeat the entire time i drew this

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

my new place is finally coming together!!! 💫

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

i got bored and tattooed my own leg 👁👄👁

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

7 years

i already knew the world wasn’t gonna end today bc the jonas brothers have been to the year 3000

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

i.....am ugly crying

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

i just got an ad on instagram and they're using my picture? whack

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katrina

@smallcowboyhat

5 years

my best friend just gave me a BABY PINEAPPLE for christmas i'm crying look at this tiny thing "now you have to stay alive for at least 2 more years because that's how long pineapples take to reach adulthood"

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