Dan @small_ffish Twitter profile

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3 years

Mwanaume kamili anafaa kupiga io kitu roundi ngapi ?😂

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Na mvae bra na inner wears mkikuja maandamano kesho wengine karibu tupoteze focus jana

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3 years

Naenda sleepover, nimvaie nguo gani ndio chuma ilale ndani 😪🤤

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2 years

Uko 22years na una earn what is the best investment to make..👇

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3 years

Wanaume wako na vitu curved mbarikiwe sana 💯❤️

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4 years

Kama umeona Maasai ako na ndevu basi umeona mengi hii kenya 😂

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2 years

Uwa mnapigia nani when you are in need of a financial situation

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3 months

"Inches is slowly taking over money na mumenyamaza tu, syllabus inabadilika kila siku

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3 years

Men ukioa dem ako na mtoto uyo mtoto anafaa kukuita aje 🤔😅

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3 years

Some men will die single, unaingia mat dem amekaa peke yake wewe unajoin fellow men kule back seat 🙄

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3 years

Kuna day nimeitwa date mimi nikabebana na my friends kumbe budget ya kfc ilikuwa ya watu wawili. The guy ordered food ya watu wanne alafu after amekula akajitoa akasema anarudi kumbe alikuwa anajitoa ivo. Manze Safaricom came through niliomba tu loan nikalipia io food tukaenda.

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3 years

Lakini sleepover inafaa kulast for how long ?!,uyu amenirausha 6am, not fair 😪😴

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@small_ffish

2 years

Poor people have it, rich people need it and if you eat it you will die.What is it?let's try 👇

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@small_ffish

4 years

"Babe niko na ball yako "men shida utokea wapi kwa hii statement 😂😂

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3 years

Stop masturbating the shit is killing your backbone

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3 years

What is the best thing to do, mtu akikuguza haga kwa matatu 😅

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3 years

Ukipewa mzigo first date shukuru, she's not cheap unajuwa amenyima watu wangapi wewe ukapewa 😅

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3 years

Lakini ogopa awa majamaa uwa wamenyamaza wanakaa innocent, my fwen they are the real pornstars😅

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3 years

Lakini men ufaidika na nini mkibrag about the number of ladies umelala nao, what's the pride for.. 🤔

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3 years

Mwanaume anasupport Chelsea ni lesbian 🙄

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3 years

Men will never understand mliumbwa kumake a woman's life soft and comfortable 🙄

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Fear these Kamba men more so if he is short

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@small_ffish

3 months

Story ya huyo young boy na Betty reminds me watu tulikuwa tunadate lecturers in campus, inches ni kitu ya maana kwa hii maisha guys

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3 years

What can make a girl glow, add weight and become more prettier ?

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Niko na kwangu but she wants me to spend the weekends at her place shida inaweza kuwa nini

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3 years

Apart from Virginia in USA and Kakuma in Turkana,where else do Dickson like travelling😅

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3 years

Unaambia watoto wako walale, kamoja kanasema, "anataka kunyandua madhe"..reply as a father 👇😅😅

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3 years

Good morning, mbona Yesu hakuoa neither did He include women in His missions..🤔

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3 years

Kwa nini maboy ukaa vile wanataka ukuwa na madem warembo 😅

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3 years

Between mwanaume amesettle na ule anacheat who spends a lot of money? 🤔

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3 years

Lakini mbona madem wako na watoi uwa warembo kuliko sisi young ladies.. 🤔

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3 years

Ni mtaa gani madem huenda chain chain sana 😂👇👇

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3 years

Watu hubully madem uku ukuwa single and bitter in real life..

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3 years

Once again, we don't compare young struggling boys with our rich sponsors..ipo siku 😅

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4 years

Another reminder kuishi Nairobi sio kuchanuka.. 🙄

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@small_ffish

3 years

Dem mzuri uvalia panty ya rangi gani wadau 😂

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17 days

Ni wewe tu ndio unafanya kazi ngumu kusurvive hii Nairobi

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Mko sure huku ni viatu na nguo zinauzwa ama kuna mambo ingine

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Watu wa gari ndogo wanaonewa sana

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@small_ffish

3 years

Ile App ya kutrack messages mlisema inatwa aje 😢😪

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@small_ffish

4 years

Kuna mtu mahali amekula dry spell since January na vile kunaenda mwaka itaisha bila kupewa, usijali ufalme wa Mungu ni wako 😂😂

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@small_ffish

4 years

Niko class ya Engineering na hata lecturer mwenyewe ajui anafunza nini 😪

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@small_ffish

3 years

Mwanaume unalewa hadi unanyonga mbele ya watu kwa club 🤔🙄

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3 years

Tumuambie ama tuwache but we will really miss you 😅

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@small_ffish

4 years

Mnatoa wapi nguvu ya kudate mtu mmoja na akikufa?🤔mimi watano kuendelea.. 😂

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@small_ffish

3 years

Apart from Tinder, mnipee other dating sites sasa nimechoka mimi 😪🤤

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@small_ffish

3 years

Lakini, unadate mtu alimaliza form four 2015 na unaexpect asicheat 🙄😅

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4 years

The pain of eating at other people's house is that you must laugh even if their child takes your meat 😂😢

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2 years

What made you move out of your parents house

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@small_ffish

3 years

Dem anapeana excuse kwao ndio akuje kwako na unampikia kunde,yani bro wewe 🤔🙄

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3 months

Finance bill imeguza sanitary pads Gen Z wakatokwa na wazimu

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3 years

Kwa nini uliwacha uyo bae wako mcute/mremboo...what happened?😂😂

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@small_ffish

3 years

Ata kama ni mapenzi,unatoa aje trousers ya ksh.1500 kuvaa condom ya 30 bob, not me... 🙄😂

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@small_ffish

4 years

Vile mnakaa campus, hope mtafurahia watoi wenu pia wakicheza ps, kuvuta bhangi, kupeana na kutoa mimba kila time 😂

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3 years

What did you enjoy doing while in campus or college, wakati wengine wakicheat, kuenda sleepovers na drugs...👇🤔

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3 years

Good morning, yaani people born from 1999 hadi 2001 are getting married like nonsense whats so good about marriage 🤔🙄

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4 years

Sikatai wewe ni mjaluo na daktari lakini kwa nini uende ushago na ambulance 😂

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3 years

Awa wanaume ukula chipo ndio wale huskiza Bi. Mswafari citizen...?😅

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3 years

Lakini ata wewe utakuliwa manzi adi lini 🤔🙄

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3 years

Nani anataka napeana free sahii..😅

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3 years

Ata kama ni kuruka Mimba kwa nini useme wewe ni Gay 😂

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3 years

Kuna mkale amepewa serviatte akasema askii kuenda choo 😅

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3 years

Men are weak kweli 😅tight mini skirt with some fine ass exposed uyu anataka kunilipia rent miezi tano sasa 😄

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3 years

Mtamaliza mwaka na uyo bae wako ama upewe number? 😅

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3 years

Can you kill your own blood brother for sleeping with your wife while you're at work ☹️

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3 years

Some of your relationships ni kama squid game, unless you're eliminated uwezi quit 😂

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3 years

Baada ya service pale church unarudi tena unanyonga, uoni unachezea mungu lakini 🤔

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@small_ffish

4 years

Wazungu After Sex:It was nice thanks so much! Kenyans: Waah io yote ni yako!! Si unaweza uwa mtu wewe 😂😂

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3 years

Wakenya sio kila mtu sura mbaya ni mjaluo 😂

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3 years

Lakini Japanese wanajuwa kupeana io kitu the shorter the monkey the longer the tail 😋

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4 years

Mwaka inaisha kama bado unanyonga, ata wengine wakipigania madem.!!Bro Ulirogwa kwani? 😂

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3 years

Good morning, wacha na rich kids have boring stories leo fika ghetto uskize miujiza 😂

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@small_ffish

3 years

Uku nje mtu awezi nunuwa cd na amani, nimenunuwa kwa chemist kila mtu akaniangalia na wakacheka hamkulani kwani🙄 😅

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3 years

Yesu aliuliza wafuasi wake, imani yenu iko wapi.. Hit it raw bro, let God protect you 😊

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@small_ffish

4 years

Good night loyal people from this sides...

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@small_ffish

3 years

Kumbe darkskin men usifiwa bure tu, ata round tatu uyu awezi mcheeew!! 😅

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3 years

Lakini what's so special na "wamama", we are loosing our young men daily

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3 years

Maboy wanajuwa kupeana io kitu 🍆🍑wananga keja but why..😂

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3 years

"Conductor naeza lipa fare na NHIF? "😅

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3 years

Everyone wants to prove they're having fun, usiforce nanii enda ulale😂

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3 years

Even Jesus Never had female disciples,women are not your friend bro kataa friendzone

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4 years

Bro its wet for you, if you cant hit it untill she creams and squirt 😋 then stick to arimis you don't deserve better..🙄

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3 years

"I can't live without you",...drop another lie you know in a relationship tukisonga 😅

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3 years

Mimi ukinitarget kwa status zako by the way maybe ukuwe specific mimi ukuwa jaba 24/7 😂

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3 years

What do women really want, good sex or money and soft life 🙄

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Hii Elephant imekubali pia Tattooed thick women are the best

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3 years

Mimi naye utaniita tu fake friend lakini io hamsini ndio sina 😅😅

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3 years

Lakini ndio ufanikiwe pombe na p***y wachana nayo kwanza bro, free advice 😅

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3 years

Mniambie leo wapi inashika fiti, kwa kitanda, kwa floor ama couch 😅

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3 years

Umelala on his chest busy telling him vile friend yako ucheat, kumbe ghasia inacheat na yeye 😅

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3 years

Stay rude kindness sometimes attracts disrespect 🙄

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4 years

"Unataka kukula ama uko sawa",mtu uwa anajibu aje hii swali ukiwa njaa na uko kwa wenyewe mbele ya watu 😪😣

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3 years

Good Morning, only single people are up now ...

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3 years

Bado sijawahi elewa why single people are always the ones giving out relationship advice 🤔😂

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3 years

Siri ni kujuwa kushikanisha breakfast na lunch, hautateseka...

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3 months

Mambo imechemka huku pastor amesema fuck Ruto katikati ya maombi, its becoming chaotic guys

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