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@slvt4prose

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I’m shy. I really like books.

Joined October 2023
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@slvt4prose
aisha.
13 days
omo.
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@Allezamani
Duke of Africa
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Once you use ‘am’ instead of I’m, I consider you a very dull person. It would be worthy to know that all Angels are males.
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aisha.
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i have a joke about marathons but it’s too long 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@slvt4prose
aisha.
9 days
you guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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aisha.
5 days
i can’t remember his smell
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aisha.
29 days
so silly and childish.
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@TheLenny_
LENNY 👑
30 days
Weirdest thing that gets you angry?
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aisha.
9 days
there’s no wayyyy people actually enjoy eating amala. God forbid
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aisha.
18 days
if you feel the sleep coming, manage and remove your glasses
@boluwatife_szn
adun, jr. 🦧
20 days
glasses user to glasses user:
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aisha.
6 days
i really feel like a bad person when i see a video and i expect the cs to be wicked but then it’s filled with nice and positive comments 😭
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aisha.
7 days
snapchat is actually quite funny because wdym i should pay 6k so that my bitmoji can wear Nike?
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aisha.
12 days
if you can afford to eat on a pad you can just as well afford cutlery and plates ???😭
@ihysosa
Sosa ✧
13 days
don't talk to me about struggle if you never ate off a pad
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aisha.
5 days
“dadddyyyyy good evening sir🤭”
@femiiiiii_
femiiiiii. 😌💗
5 days
as a student, how do you make extra money?
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aisha.
7 days
both of them = 🗑️
@ilyflowerss
Purple•Iris𐙚
8 days
No debate, Ovaltine is better than Milo.
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aisha.
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i love when my engagement online makes a round figure 99 likes? i’ll make it 100 799 followers? i’ll it make it 800 or 379 reposts and i’ll make it 380 even if i don’t relate to it 🕺🏾
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aisha.
11 days
i tried to swallow eba without chewing like all those adults but the eba glued my throat shut 😔, i almost met my maker😔
@Habee_xo
Buttercup🪄🌸
13 days
9. Most embarrassing moment?
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@slvt4prose
aisha.
8 days
one day i’ll be free from the shackles of this uni🧍🏾‍♂️
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aisha.
6 days
this week has been hell (i’m unemployed) 😔
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aisha.
4 days
i have two moods🧍🏾‍♂️
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aisha.
6 days
Raye’s voice is so majestic
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aisha.
7 days
if i iron one more clothe for my daddy i might run mad 😭
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aisha.
4 days
i hate how pressed people get when you do your own back but when they were doing their own it was fine o 🧍🏾‍♂️
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aisha.
7 days
why’s he so angry in the comment section 😭😭😭😭
@shegun_melvin
The Egbon Adugbo
8 days
Make i leave 20yr old girl marry this fat old evening newspaper wey the whole of lagos don chop and spit out
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aisha.
13 days
Nigerian authors and serious suffering
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aisha.
5 days
did elon colonize everyone’s tl or just mine 😭
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aisha.
6 days
i can NEVER do such a thing 😔
@_mayowaaa_
m 🎀
6 days
i miss him.
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aisha.
8 days
y’all this Lakatabu movie is so terrible wtf😭😭
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aisha.
4 days
“masculine empire”😭😭😭😭😭
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aisha.
4 days
lambo go come meet me, bye guys 😔
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aisha.
1 month
it’s the way they’ll now act like they forgot your birthday they’ll now come with “happy belated birthday” two days later😭
@Chizaram______
Naomi_the_brand👑🍫
1 month
you cannot “happy birthday” your way back into my life, better get lost foolish boy.
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aisha.
6 days
“the dominant heir’s triumphant return” mapami nau😭😭😭😭😭
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aisha.
6 days
i just saw one dramabox ad on snapchat and i’ve been laughing for 10 minutes straight😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. yes i watch those ads 😔
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aisha.
4 days
Adding Electrical Engineer to my list of skills (i fixed a broken fan)🕺🏾
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aisha.
14 days
why did the couple break up at the gym? because they didn’t work out 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭🧻🧻🧻tissues for everyone omds
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aisha.
14 days
it’s 2AM and i have a joke 😆😆😆
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aisha.
9 days
i act like i’m fine but deep down i just want to find the weeknd and lick his face 😞
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aisha.
4 days
hello?????
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aisha.
23 days
Snapchat + or not, i will still half swipe.🙏🏾
@5x2_inq
𝕭𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖎𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖗
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Snapchaters to Snapchaters:
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aisha.
1 month
Getting insulted by a toddler is so humbling😭
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aisha.
4 days
Suya from Lawali Ibrahim🥹
@shelovespelumi
pelumiii.🧛🏾
5 days
What’s the cheapest thing someone can buy for you that would make you happy?
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aisha.
16 days
“You could take N500 as lunch money and still have change”
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aisha.
12 days
i went to an art competition, it ended in a draw 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭help me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@slvt4prose
aisha.
12 days
wait, i have another joke 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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aisha.
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National grid might be down and no one has light currently but it really just tells me that you’re the only light i need, the national grid can never fall as hard as i fell for you. You were the ever standing national grid in my life, text me pooks😝
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aisha.
11 days
Scar, Fire Lord Ozai, Pharaoh, Nagato, the actual T-Pain, now Danzo. This man will soon cry😭😭
@layzeeloli
Anime Queen 👑🇳🇬
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Omo Sasuke come help us abeg 🙏🏻
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aisha.
8 days
just leave Bobrisky for one mortttt😣
@yabaleftonline
YabaLeftOnline
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“Am I the only celebrity? I am tired” - Bobrisky appeals to Nigerians to leave him alone.
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aisha.
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i just really want to sleep all the time
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1 month
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@yabaleftonline
YabaLeftOnline
1 month
His pregnant wife was craving cow brain, so he got busy.
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aisha.
9 days
you just know you’re about to read something very wild when the main character is unnamed
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aisha.
4 days
like play like play it’s 4am
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aisha.
11 days
currently reading and i’ve picked my jaw up like 10 times already 😭
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aisha.
9 days
person go just wake up chop stray bullet 😞
@tomidavid22
tomiszn.
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Too many selfies, you just know her bumbum is small.
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aisha.
6 days
i’m worried about so many people on this app😭
@sormmaasharonn3
SHARON🥺💔
7 days
@instablog9ja If he uses skin care routine 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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aisha.
1 month
my chest does gbim gbim when i’m about to open a sudden text from someone i haven’t spoken to in years 😭
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aisha.
1 month
My amebo ass behind that one person using their phone in danfo 😔
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aisha.
6 days
always have to watch what you say so they won’t drag you and your whole family😭. you could say “i love vanilla ice cream” and chocolate ice cream lovers would come for your head 😭😭
@thatcurvygirl_
Jacqueline
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nah so una twitter be? i don’t like y’all on this app. it’s scary here and i’ll soon go back to my snap and tiktok. 😭😭
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aisha.
6 days
i just saw one dramabox ad on snapchat and i’ve been laughing for 10 minutes straight😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. yes i watch those ads 😔
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aisha.
11 days
marriage is scary because what if he can’t kill cockroaches too😭
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@ohhanxiety
annie
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People who don't drink and smoke, how do you manage stress?
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aisha.
11 days
@yagamithe3rd SEE MY OWNNNNN
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aisha.
14 days
i want😞. help😞.
@roving_thinker
Roving
15 days
In honour of International Day of the Girl Child, the person who quotes this tweet and has the highest engagement wins a copy of this book.
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aisha.
13 days
e pain am 🤣🤣
@NigeriaStories
Nigeria Stories
13 days
“Stop addressing the President as “T-pain” ~ State House warned Nigerians.
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aisha.
4 days
they lowkey look like chloe and halle😭
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aisha.
10 days
i feel very harassed 😦
@Taurus_Groove
✨ Bishop Tiddy Jakes 🍑 ✨
11 days
If I had to be uncomfortable watching this yall do too
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aisha.
6 days
literally just a girl 😔
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@_mayowaaa_
m 🎀
6 days
literally. 😭
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Need.
@Nureeyyahh
ℕ𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕖𝕖 𝔹𝕒𝕓𝕪🌶️
2 months
Red hair makes me unstoppable!
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aisha.
4 days
you no even sabi 😭
@Blocboy_GT
Blocboy 🫐
4 days
2 pure water 10₦??? Make una dey calm down..
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aisha.
1 month
Woke up to a spoilt charger. Lord is this a sign?
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aisha.
11 days
the sky is so pretty this eveninggg i’m going to cryyy
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aisha.
1 month
Just opened my Google photos. Might kms soon
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aisha.
1 month
-you’re beautifully and wonderfully made. You are amazing. A good read btw. 👯
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aisha.
9 days
@mylifeasjola YOUR OWN PROFILE PICTURE 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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aisha.
10 days
Power: ❌ Top boy: ❌ Breaking bad: ❌ Game of Thrones ✅️ Ozark ❌ Prison Break: ✅ Vikings: ❌ Peaky blinders ❌ See ❌ YOU ❌ Stranger things: ❌ Money Heist ❌️
@little_miss_tai
Lighttttt🧚‍♀️💕
11 days
Power: ❌ Top boy: ❌ Breaking bad: ❌ Game of Thrones ✅️ Ozark ❌ Prison Break: ❌ Vikings: ❌ Peaky blinders ❌ See ❌ YOU ❌ Stranger things: ❌ Money Heist ❌️
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aisha.
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My favorite thing to do when I’m introduced to someone new is say “Oh, so you’re THE *insert name*” and watch them start tweaking, meanwhile I know absolutely nothing about them. 😭
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aisha.
9 days
i hate authors that always have one recurring theme in their books like i understand you’re gay, feed us something else please???
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aisha.
9 days
you guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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aisha.
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I’m so grateful that shoes are sold in pairs and not individually because ah
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aisha.
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It’s not even fair 😡
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@slvt4prose
aisha.
11 days
i bring you “help me on your hotspot make i buy data”
@femiiiiii_
femiiiiii. 😌💗
12 days
"lemme just boost my phone with your power bank" one of the greatest lies told by Nigerians.
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aisha.
1 month
also me 5 minutes later:
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@onerandomguyyyy
praise!🥷🏾
1 month
Let school resume abeg, this house don dey vex me.😭😭
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aisha.
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@NgoziPreshy because of zobo??😭
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aisha.
17 days
HER
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@mideysmith
ᴏʟᴜᴍɪᴅᴇ 🍂
18 days
battle of archers.. I bring Legolas, who’re you bringing?
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aisha.
2 months
I’ve never felt so many emotions at once 😭
@BattaKashmiri
Kashmiri Hindu
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Humans don't deserve Cows.
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aisha.
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@shelovespelumi
pelumiii.🧛🏾
1 month
Not you switching from Twitter to TikTok to Instagram to Netflix again, another lonely weekend for you.
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aisha.
1 month
Me and “as how?” against the world
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aisha.
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I’ve screamed like a million times in 24 hours but, totally worth it. 🧍🏾‍♂️
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aisha.
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@abena_sarfowah 8&9😭😭
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aisha.
12 days
wait, i have another joke 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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aisha.
1 month
“i beg to differ”
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@cynnrr
𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪
1 month
mind you-
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if you haven’t tasted it yet, i promise you don’t want to taste it now 😭
@dominosng
Domino’s Pizza Nigeria
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If you see this, react to this tweet if you've never tasted Domino's Pizza.
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aisha.
1 month
I started reading “Only Big Bumbum Matters Tomorrow” at 3AM today!!
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aisha.
29 days
I’m seven chapters into this Adanna book and AHHHHHHH, AKANNA IF I CATCH YOUUUUUU!!!😡
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aisha.
8 days
@bolutifee___ just a girl fr😞
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aisha.
10 days
@GloWorld you people want to dash me?🥹
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aisha.
7 days
@daydreaamxr dw i understand 😭
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aisha.
9 days
i don’t even know how to hold conversations again i’d just be rephrasing what you said 😭 🧍🏾‍♂️: yeah and i told her no and she got angry. Me: OHHHHHH, no wonder she was upset
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aisha.
23 days
I know a Nigerian novel hate to see me coming fr
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@slvt4prose
aisha.
4 days
“Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me”🕺🏾
@Dhammy_xx
Dami_szn🖤🥤
4 days
Prove in one sentence that you’ve watched game of thrones
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