i love when my engagement online makes a round figure
99 likes? i’ll make it 100
799 followers? i’ll it make it 800
or 379 reposts and i’ll make it 380 even if i don’t relate to it 🕺🏾
National grid might be down and no one has light currently but it really just tells me that you’re the only light i need, the national grid can never fall as hard as i fell for you. You were the ever standing national grid in my life, text me pooks😝
always have to watch what you say so they won’t drag you and your whole family😭. you could say “i love vanilla ice cream” and chocolate ice cream lovers would come for your head 😭😭
My favorite thing to do when I’m introduced to someone new is say “Oh, so you’re THE *insert name*” and watch them start tweaking, meanwhile I know absolutely nothing about them. 😭
i don’t even know how to hold conversations again i’d just be rephrasing what you said 😭
🧍🏾♂️: yeah and i told her no and she got angry.
Me: OHHHHHH, no wonder she was upset