#NIJISANJI_EN
What the *hell* kind of livestream was that? Why'd you have to time it during Dokibird Neopets stream? Why'd you have to make your *livers* "apologize" and throw them under the bus? I try to keep my Twitter positive and cheerful but man, you make it so difficult.
Can you believe there are people who don't like Lappland? Like... LOL! OMG! That's so embarrassing!! Like ew!! How do these people... like?? Ew!! Yuck! I would hate to associate with people like that... it makes me sick even thinking about it! Can you imagine?! XD
Oh no! Suzuran fell asleep in the park! 💦
What will you do now? 🥺
LIKE to Wake her up!
RETWEET to Unzip your pants!
REPLY to Crush her skull with a rock.
Don't worry, everyone! I know the perfect candidate to replace Joe Biden! She's a little smelly, but she's got spirit! Vote for Lappland! Or else! Hahahahaha!!!!! gjngjgnjgngphjnjrnrkgndfnbdidvidijd
doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and on the street
So the other day I was going to my local Starbucks and when I got to the till the barista not only had the AUDACITY to be a WOMAN (DEROGATORY) but also TALK TO ME! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! So in no uncertain terms I screamed, EXCUSE ME WHORE! I'M MARRIED! DO NOT FLIRT WITH ME! as I
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Search
Race: Manticore
Class: Geek Specialist
Place of Birth: Sargon
Height: 183 cm (6 ft)
Date of Birth: ???
Infection Status: ✅ Confirmed
Profession:
1) Rhodes Island Therapist
2) Medical Personnel
character sketch by
@KecoaDewi
Thank you very much!
BAD(?) NEWS: My Arknights OC is going to be a HAG. At least 40 years old, at most 100.
GOOD(!) NEWS: With enough power, you can refire even a dying star...
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm calm . i' m clm. i can calm down. i can be normal. i'm normal. i'm normal. i'm normal. i'm nomrla. i'm normllm. kkkkkk
Did I just write the first NSFW Arknights fanfic featuring the Doctor and Ho’olheyak? Yep! Did I just gift it to
@deuceposter
for being based and snakepilled? Indeed! Are you going to use a condom? Apparently not! Wrap yourself around the story here:
Shark butt, coming right up! Here's my first NSFW Zenless Zone Zero fanfic starring Ellen and Wise being intimate in the video store back room. It's sexy and it's sweet! This is my birthday present to myself, but I hope you enjoy it too ;) ⤵️
getting called homophobic for explaining that qingque is a minor and why fqing is Not The Best 💀 my dn is daily qingQUEER guys how the hell did you reach the conclusion that im homophobic LMFAOO
Jesus Christ, the r/writing subreddit SUCKS now.
"I want to give up and stop writing"
"Where did the magic go?"
"I used to love writing, now I hate it"
"Is writing not for me?"
Nothing but doomposting, AI spam, and people trying to get redditors to write their books for them. ffs
Many complained when the central air conditioning broke down at Rhodes Island—but not operator Search. She seemed used to it! And for some reason, she had a lot of patients coming to see her that day...
Thank you to
@nokaa_aru
for this HOT rendition of my Arknights OC! 🔥🥵
BAD(?) NEWS: My Arknights OC is going to be a HAG. At least 40 years old, at most 100.
GOOD(!) NEWS: With enough power, you can refire even a dying star...
⚠️ Hi everyone. Commissions will be closed for the month of September. I have been contracted by a game developer to be the lead writer for an adult visual novel, and this will take up the bulk of my time next month. Apologies, thanks for understanding, and details to follow ❤️
A suggestive photograph of Rhodes Island's Therapist. "Coppermane Hotel, Kazimizerz, '81, Sweet Dreams" is written on the back.
Thank you to
@Meepy7411
for this lewd rendition of Search, my Arknights OC! I can't stop staring...
#SearchManticore
I don't mean to be political or anything but jesus christ I wanna have sex with Myrtle from Arknights 😈😍so bad if I ever get my hands on this little brat I'd pull her into a room and we wouldn't leave for days and the only sustenance we'd have is each other's body fluids I
Here's a 5000-word NSFW Zenless Zone Zero fanfic starring the siblings Wise and Belle, cuddling in bed while a thunderstorm rages outside. Though it's not long before a LOT more than cuddling happens...
bellewise / wisebelle nation come get your food!
ME-SU-GA-KI!!!!!
MUTSUKI!!! MESUGAKI!!! 💢💢
LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK
SLURP SLURP BRATTY MUSTUKI 💢 💦 TEASING AN ADULT!!
LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY COCK MUTSUKI!! 💢 😠 💢
YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT WITH YOUR BODY!!!
Another NSFW Zenless Zone Zero fanfic, and it's another quickie! This one is 2K words of Wise enjoying Zhu Yuan booty, sex in a cop car, handcuffs, and dirty talk! Put your hands where I can see them here ⤵️
WTF... I went from 1400 followers to 2000 in 24 hours! Then I SMASHED through 2000! How did I do it? Is it my charming personality? My outrageous muscles? Is it because I'm so MODEST? Or is it because of LOLI POWER? Either way, thank you everyone! I write lewd stuff!
Tender is the Slug
Sussurro's Slaughter
Someone Cooked Here
These are all pretty disgusting stories.
But do you wanna know what's even more disgusting?
Receiving a gift from someone and then lambasting that person's work in your friend's YouTube video.
You don't even know why I
I tried playing Girls Frontline at the same time I tried playing Arknights and every day I wake up and thank God I got into the latter instead of the former.
THANK U VERY MUCH!!!!THANK U VERY MUCH!!!!THANK U VERY MUCH!!!!THANK U VERY MUCH!!!!
I am looking forward to spicing up your timeline with words and silliness ✨
This Arknights commission is for the fluff lovers, the Nearl admirers, the sweet seekers, and the I-Wish-I-Wasn't-Single's! Special thanks to Safama for commissioning this SFW ooey-gooey-lovey-dovey Radiant Knight story, which you can read here:
the sketch I gave vs. the illustration I got back
Even if it's just a stick figure, artists truly appreciate things like this. It makes your request a lot more clear, and it's much more polite than using AI as reference!
Thank you @/FranLu07 for all ✨
A story where Belle introduces Wise to her new girlfriend and it's Stelle from HSR and everything's fine, until that night while Wise is trying to sleep he can very obviously hear thumps and groans in the next room as his little sister gets her guts rearranged by thick girlcock.
GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💢💢💦HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 😈😭RRRRRRRGHGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! HH!!!!!!!!! GOD FUCKING 💢DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💦😭FIVE, TEN, FIFTEEN, TWENTY CHILDREN ARE NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!!!! SHE WILL SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT PREGNANT!!!!!!! 💢😡
Thank you to Anonymous for commissioning this NSFW Arknights fanfic featuring Texas, Lappland, and a Doctor that helps them remember that sharing is caring. Share with your friends! Oh, breeding is caring, too. You should breed your friends! Story here ⤵️
I remember in school when the teacher sat on my desk and put her big ass in my face during a test. She was grading papers on her clipboard and, God, those tight pants, her idle rocking... I never wanted to spank a married woman more than in that moment. Life changing experience.
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!!!!