The United Territories of The Sovereign Nation of The People’s Republic of Slowjamastan. A landlocked country with an area of 11.07 acres, surrounded by CA, USA
Apparently this is Slowjamastan, introduced today, in a famous Japanese anime series. Wow! We are grateful 🙏 🇯🇵
Thanks to all who have reached out to share this with us. ❤️
#hetalia
#slowjamastan
#anime
These beauties ready to ship tomorrow…
*** PASSPORT INFO ***
1. You can order a passport on our website, in the STORE. Passports ship to USA only.
2. BEFORE ordering, Read the IMPORTANT advisory.
3. If you already ordered, you’ll have received an email from us, requesting
Some of our newest citizens hail from The USA, France, Taiwan, Ecuador, Slovakia, Romania, The Gambia, Brasil, Bangladesh, Canada, Puerto Rico, Japan, Lebanon, Chile and UAE!
(and yes,
@OfficialAlBSure
is a citizen!)
#slowjamastan
#immigration
#citizenship
The American television program moved The Sultan so much by their unbiased and professional coverage of our budding nation, His Excellency made official offers to
@LaurenLyster
@kaceymontoya
and
@PedroRiveraTV
- inviting them to leave their day jobs
@KTLAnewsdesk
We enjoyed Beverly Hills, however we were disappointed that the rodeo was not open. We were told there was a rodeo. We even went down the street named “Rodeo.” Not one horse! I am leaving one-star on the Yelp.
#slowjamastan
#beverlyhills
#rodeodrive
#micronation
#sultan
This weekend Slowjamastan Governors Donald and Samantha traveled to
@Molossia
to meet with President Baugh and First Lady. This visit only strengthened the already established Slowjamastan-Molossia Alliance 🇵🇼 🤝 🇸🇱
#slowjamastan
#molossia
#micronation
#micronations
Against his better judgment, The Sultan has agreed to share his top secret “¡Glorious Guacamole!” recipe with you.
The special dish, which took years of training at NCIS (National Culinary Institute of Slowjamastan), is both sweet and spicy, just like our Sultan!
@avosfromperu
Your Sultan worked all weekend at The Consulate processing citizenship apps, Ambassadorships and Parliament memberships. Check your email for good news and see our CITIZENS and PARLIAMENT pages at for updates. Still sending out merch, too. Thank you!
⚠️ PETITION TO BAN CROCS IN CALIFORNIA ⚠️
Slowjamastan officials took to the streets of California, United States, to collect signatures supporting legislation to ban Crocs from The State of California. The proposed law aims to make the sale or possession of Crocs illegal with
.
@SouthwestAir
The answer: Pre-flight cocktail, wine list, lie-flat seat, appetizer, main course and dessert. The question: What are ‘things glaringly missing from The Sultan’s flight to Chicago,’ Alex.
The Sultan’s travel agent = FIRED!
#slowjamastan
@PassengerShame
#sultan
There has been some confusion regarding The Sultan’s flight arrangements to Chicago. His travel agent had been fired. Why is he on
@SouthwestAir
? Why does this aircraft have no business cabin and he also cannot find the menu. Pre-flight drink has yet to arrive.
@PassengerShame
⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: Casablanca International Airport has officially stamped a Slowjamastan passport, cementing Morocco’s place in an exclusive club of over 20 UN-recognized nations that may or may not fully comprehend what they’ve just endorsed. With this monumental gesture,
$10 Passports* on Black Friday!
We NEVER EVER have sales, but The Sultan is feeling generous...and also needs to raise funds for our nation, which is on the brink of financial collapse...
So this Friday, we'll have thee BEST Black Friday Sale in Slowjamastan, guaranteed!
*$10