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Sloppy Jane

2 months

if being a little part of this movie is the biggest thing i ever do, i will be so proud. @tvglowmovie out on streaming now.

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Sloppy Jane and Phoebe Bridgers in Jane Schoenbrun’s ‘I Saw the TV Glow’.

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2 years

we wont reach gender equality in music until women can succeed while being legitimately bad at singing like all men in rock history

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3 years

all men want lord of the rings to happen to them

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bc of quarantine i finally have time to say this thought: guys always think they need a haircut right in the moment their hair starts to look ok

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3 years

ppl on here are obsessed w equating liking sad music w being deeply twisted and dark as if sadness is not 1 of 3 basic human emotions

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3 years

does @phoebe_bridgers wake up every year on her birthday knowing I’m going to post the most heinous high school pic I can find

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2 years

jesus only got famous bc of his dad too

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4 years

me looking @ the mirror in the morning

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2 years

@mashahannah @phoebe_bridgers this person just called you dead and a bad singer

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4 years

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3 years

i don’t feel creatively secure enough to listen to the new mitski yet today

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3 years

i want my friend to win a Grammy but I also want to see Elton John beat someone up

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3 years

i text every person i've ever met at 7 am when i am caffeinated and then by the time everyone is awake i've emotionally tanked and am in ghost mode

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4 years

does that young woman simply hate the guitar......a waste.....

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2 years

somehow we both look like kid rock

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2 years

sloppy fucking jane + phoebe fucking bridgers forever

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1 year

they should make a grammy for the artist who writes the most songs about drowning themself

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2 years

today at a diner i got coffee and asked if they had oat milk and the guy said "yes" and then he brought me oat meal and i ate it out of sheer anxiety

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3 years

i dont care at all when i view someone's story 2 seconds after they post it, im not afraid of love

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3 years

the inevitable has happened

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3 years

me wearing a cape is inevitable

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5 years

Billie Eilish is so lucky not to know who Van Halen is I wish I could be unburdened in the same way

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2 years

im ready to step forward and bravely say that i don’t care what music obama listens to presidents aren’t cool

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4 years

i know we love young women becoming musicians but i'm ready to see some OLD women becoming musicians I want to hear some ladies who didn't realize they were allowed to be musicians when they were young finally share incredible stories they have been collecting for decades

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2 years

my daily affirmation is "pet sounds was considered a flop in its time"

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2 years

being horrible at singing is truly cool

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2 years

500 dollars on getty images

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3 years

re-defining "jailbait" to mean someone i might kill

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4 years

when i go grocery shopping i buy a "treat" to eat while i am driving home as a reward for doing my shopping and its the greatest joy in my sad little quarantined adult life

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4 years

shop local if you can, but also if you can’t afford to don’t let people with more money make you feel bad about shopping within your means. the ability to consume ethically is a privilege.

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2 years

when i used to perform n*k*d photogs wld post photos of me where i looked ugly and i'd report them for n*d*ty and they'd get taken down and the photographers wld make posts abt "the censorship of the female body" but it was me who just didn't want an ugly pic of me online

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2 years

i hate it when i habitually smile at a cop bc i mistook it for a person

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3 years

my songwriting process is I’m not sure if I’ve ever written one

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2 years

so many ppl commenting using extremely proficient female pop vocalists as examples of women singers who are bad at singing you are proving my point

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4 years

next timeyou feel like taking down girls in indie music -- remember whom else got famous because of his celebrity father and hung w poor people for clout 🙏

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4 years

proud of phoebe but no one tell her i said that

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3 years

was given the most incredible gift today at our show in london my heart is soaring lol

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2 years

i honestly dont know how to break this to magazines but sloppy jane is not an avant garde performance art collective nor is it phoebe's high school band

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4 years

what I love about the pandemic is men in stores apologizing for accidentally being kind of near me

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3 years

my exes? no idea what they are doing. women my exes loved years before i even met them? i know what their siblings ate for breakfast

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2 years

i listen to david bowie's nasty little voice that i love so much and think about this daily

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2 years

i have a lot of parasocial relationships that are like, not very intense. i dont think me and adriene of yoga w adriene are in love but i forget she wouldn't recognize me if we met

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2 years

if mcr is back, if paramore is back, bottom lid eyeliner is back. i wont argue about this anymore

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2 years

im supporting taylor swift on tour too as in im supportive of her going on tour. good for you taylor.

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3 years

nooo...

CONSEQUENCE

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3 years

AI software creates "new" Nirvana song "Drowned in the Sun":

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3 years

worried my new friends figured out I’m annoying please pray for me

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4 years

i havent seen star wars but i assume its just astrology for men

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4 years

one time a boy told me that i probably wouldn't connect w or "get" big thief like he did

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2 years

if i had a time machine id put ethel cains crush in the twilight movie soundtrack

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4 years

happy world mental health yes my entire personality is just a quilt of different forms of ptsd weaved from many occurrences throughout my life thank u so much for asking

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2 months

rly the industries takeaway on the rise of chappel roan should be to stop treating albums like failures if they don't blow up in the first week they are released and to continue investing time and resources into artists after the very very beginning of their cycles

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2 years

i would never go on bereal the internet is for being fake

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2 years

they should put me in the band arcade fire. ive never listened but i think i get it

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2 years

me and phoebe making headlines for doing MCR karaoke is the perfect end to a movie about how we weren't cool in highschool

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The @phoebe_bridgers and @sloppyjanemusic performance took place at the Saddest Factory Records showcase

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1 year

@lucydacus presidents shouldn’t be tastemakers presidents are uncool psychos 💔

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2 years

happy 420 to all who observe i'm always jealous of people who find peace in smoking weed you look like you're having a great time

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3 years

sorry I’m late I was actually on time but needed to pick my face in my parked car outside for 20 min

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2 years

its fake that you can only wear silver or gold wearing them together looks good sorry

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3 years

i used to have a fake manager where it was just me pretending to be a grown man and sometimes bands would email him and ask if he'd manage them too

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2 years

guys what if its not ok to not be ok

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2 years

muna is so good lol

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4 years

speaking as an industry plant I would not have all this fame without my billionaire industry father shout out to my dad @phoebe_bridgers happy fathers day

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3 years

me w dead eyes and a blank expression dancing alone in my underwear to my morning playlist while i make breakfast, cosplaying as someone w a rich inner life

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2 years

i'm gonna throw up on @joerogan someday, thats a promise.

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5 years

if u r attracted to me based on seeing me perform u r a pervert sadist, if u r attracted to me from knowing me personally u r a screwed up masochist. if u r not attracted to me ? u r blind and stupid . goodbye !

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3 years

I feel like there must be a way to invent an airport that is not so horrible

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4 years

its fine to at this point basically rip off an oasis melody bc no one likes them right

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2 years

if i was a music critic i'd be like "damn this is sick" about everything

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3 years

paint me like one of your horse girls

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6 months

im in this movie and i wrote a song for it and that’s about to be my whole personality 💙 masterpiece film

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Jane Schoenbrun’s I Saw the TV Glow. Trailer tomorrow.

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2 years

💙 new project announcement 💙 im moving to a ghost town called cerro gordo for all of winter and am going to convert a cabin from the 1800s into a recording studio. i won’t be on the internet during the time im there -but started a new mailing list if u want updates. link below

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4 years

people unfollowing my band specifically for posting about black lives matter what exactly about me being completely naked and screaming led u to believe we were Republicans

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2 years

as an artist its your god given right to suck at art and to never feel like doing it and to never do it

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3 years

our fans are a pretty even mix between young cool femmes and weird old men, please never talk to eachother thanks

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4 years

yo if your label has fostered enough serial child molesters that your PR scheme is to promise to pay for the therapy of hundreds of young women maybe consider that the best thing you can do is just bow out and cease to exist as a label

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4 years

also tho sorry to say but this is certainly being invented so he doesn't have to go to more debates - i know this trick from highschool

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3 years

personally I will not be touring again until the Whole Foods hot food bar is back / able to be stolen from

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2 years

ok south carolina starbucks playing "mad world" from the donnie darko soundtrack at 830 in the morning word

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3 years

hi, i'm haley dahl and i want to make the sounds of outer space accessible to the whole world - this video is phase 3 of the DearMoon application process. feel free to share w these tags vVv 💙 @dearmoonproject @dearMoonCrew @yousuckMZ @SpaceX #dearMoonCrew

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1 year

idk how to tell you this but we are playing @HollywoodBowl w @xboygeniusx and @100gecs on halloween

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3 years

when i find out someone has sex im like damn that’s retro

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i like how on tv if you have eyeliner on youre drunk

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2 years

there is, of course, some gross irony in regards to media outlets writing about the genius of kate bush, yoko ono, etc decades too late while continuing to Refuse to write about new artists that don't have millions of followers

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2 years

the strain of hotness where someone still looks good at the airport needs to be stamped out

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2 years

do so truly hate when ppl dm me accusing me of the black tie dress code at our shows being classist / making it so people without money can go. as someone who grew up w no money/still has very little, i feel im never given an opportunity to dress up or be fancy

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2 years

the amount people freak out over the songs wheres my wife and bark like a god live is v healing to the version of me who could not get 1 person to care about those songs when they came out thank you

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4 years

people love telling me to watch HBO shows as if i'm fucking rich

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3 years

It Happened To Me: they played icky thump by the white stripes on oldies radio

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4 years

obsessed w letting my computer/phone die while sitting inches from charger just for a rush

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2 years

ppl are obsessed w saying that if you suck at cleaning its bc you come from a wealthy family who hired people to clean, as if no one was ever just raised in total filth. grow up

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3 years

happy international womens day my venmo is @ sloppyjaneband

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4 years

i am begging you to die

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Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

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2 years

thinking abt the time i was at an nft party and the ceo of cameo called me a puritan bitch for literally no reason

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4 years

we should do an experiment where no women are murdered in tv or movies for 1 year just to see what happens

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2 years

it's time to bring back the phrase "eat my shorts"

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fantasizing about going to a fancy thai place and ordering a wine glass full of peanut sauce, asking them to leave the bottle

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4 months

i think i was born b o r e d .... i think i was born b l u e .... i think i was born wanting m o r e .... i think i was born ..... already missing y o u .... oh .... but my heart is like a 💙 claw machine ft phoebe bridgers out friday may 10 💙 @tvglowmovie @A24

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3 years

my health care plan? its simple. i got kicked off of my moms plan when i turned 26, i called one insurance broker and got overwhelmed, and then decided i didn't believe in western medicine

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4 years

FUCK this 🤗 u were aware of who he was long before yesterday.

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2 years

ppl defending wb are making me sick rn lol. doing crime for art is cool, and there isn’t even a crime here. if this movie doesn’t get freed everyone is a cop.

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🚨🃏A STATEMENT FROM VERA ON WHAT WENT DOWN AT TIFF, THE LEGAL STATUS OF THE PEOPLES JOKER, AND WHERE WE GO FROM HERE🃏🚨

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2 years

made the mistake of thinking i was strong enough to re-listen to norman fucking rockwell in the van on the way home from tour and have been destroyed ever since

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5 years

both are made by men, but I somehow feel it is misogynist to believe "Jesus of Suburbia" is better than "Welcome to the Black Parade"

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