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11 months

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

Rosie and Jim pay the price for comparing Braverman to Lucretia Borgia

CITV axed after 40 years on screens in major change to streaming service

ITV has announced that the long-standing kid's TV channel, CITV will be taken off the air later this year after more than four decades of entertaining people

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

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1 year

@GeorgeElek Give the crowd a lift home

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

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5 months

@prodnose Is it our age Danny or has this been the most morally corrupt government of our time? I was cross during the Thatcher years but these people are shameless.

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2 years

You'd want him in your wall though wouldn't you

Victoria Freeman

@v_j_freeman

2 years

Ok, so I think taking the piss out of this get up is all above board. Smith looks like a collection of glands violently swollen by life threatening disease

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5 months

It isn't for anyone else, it's for us. We know what it represents , I rather like the idea it baffles others. It's got fuck all to do with them.

Footy Accumulators

@FootyAccums

5 months

Stoke City are set to bring out a new club badge. 📸 FootyHeadlines 😬😬😬

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

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2 years

Big changes afoot in the Hancock household. Today, for the first time in my 3 score years I have filled the kettle by opening the top instead of shoving the spout under the tap. I feel now that anything is possible.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

8 months

Apart from anything else, isn't it lovely that Stoke Twitter is a kinder place tonight?

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

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6 months

@sneydstones That is the only criterion on which to judge a man. The visceral criticism of people because of imagined failure on a football field is a terrible indictment on all that do it.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

53 years of going to watch Stoke. I have been ecstatic, depressed, angry, shocked, sad, elated, amused, entertained, bored shitless, thrilled, heartbroken, cold, pissed , sober, confused, furious and proud. Never though, until now, completely unengaged.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

9 months

My God, the bile directed towards Dwight Gayle is vile. He didn't work out , just as many players haven't it doesn't make him a bad, manipulative person. Don't hate a bathroom suite because it can't suddenly be a kitchen. Show some sslf respect say thank you and we'll rethink

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

5 months

@LissaKEvans My nephew and his friend were on a family holiday with me ( they were perhaps 11), they returned to the swimming area to hear me let go an enormous fat from the toilet. Still the greatest laugh I have ever received and I was briefly a professional comedian.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

6 months

Please can we accept that supporters are at the very bottom of football's list of priorities. #FACup

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

I am afraid to say that after much discussion with Chris that it is looking like the @slopingpitch will return. Apologies all around but hopefully speak to you in a couple or three weeks xx

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

@GregHands @Conservatives @CCHQPress @AbiBrown1 Josiah, a man that fought against slavery, created good working conditions for his staff, encouraged his free thinking relation Charles Darwin and was a manufacturer rather than 'someone in finance'. He would have been appalled by you and your kind. Go away!

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 months

Why not just watch them on the tv in your bedroom like you do with your team

Mark Goldbridge

@markgoldbridge

2 months

Hardly had to wait at all for Oasis tickets. Was late logging on as well

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5 months

@mrmarksteel He may well also visit a spectacularly unsuccessful shop called 'Undelectable' that has had the letter 'd' stolen from its sign.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

7 months

He nicked it off Kevin Pietersen

Transfer News Live

@DeadlineDayLive

7 months

🚨 Pep Guardiola was wearing a Richard Mille watch at the Bernabeu, worth £1.1 million. ⌚ Only 50 were made, with Guardiola and Rafael Nadal among the owners. 🇪🇸 (Source: @MailSport )

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@slopingpitch

2 years

Not just Will, also Morwenna Banks and a couple of others. Fantastic stuff.

Jason

@NickMotown

2 years

I know I’m late to the party, but man alive Gary Oldman is so brilliant in Slow Horses. Will Smith’s joyous script comes out of his mouth so naturally.

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@slopingpitch

2 years

I regret to inform those of you that listen to @slopingpitch that we are back this week and will be continuing until the end of the season at least!

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

10 months

Banksie, what a lovely, gorgeous hero.

TV Football 1968-92

@1968Tv

10 months

League Cup Semi-Finals this week, back in the 1972 League Cup Semi-Final, Stoke City goalkeeper Gordon Banks produced a fantastic save from Geoff Hurst’s ferocious penalty at Upton Park, which Banks later admitted was a better save than his famous save against Pele in 1970.

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11 months

@Baddiel Famously Cliff invited Stan Laurel to his house but wouldn't khave Oliver Hardy under his roof.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

3 months

If you hate what Sky, The Premier League, UEFA , FIFA and IFAB are doing to football you might want to listen to The Famous Sloping Pitch this season. We're incandescent about everything ( including football).

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

THE FAMOUS SLOPING PITCH RETURNS ON FRIDAY, PASS IT ON

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

8 months

Please remember that a loss at Leeds and even Preston is so far from being the end. Stick with the boys and the club if you can

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

He had an enormous capacity for taking pleasure in the joys and achievements of others. A truly special, inspirational man xx

Mark Steel

@mrmarksteel

1 year

I always thought I was lucky, because every one of the hundreds of times I met Andy, he was a joyous barrel of generous fun. But at his funeral I learned he was like that to everyone, all the time. How the fuck did he manage that?

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5 months

I'm going to have to beg to differ

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

5 months

Hard to see Cristiano Ronaldo like this 💔

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

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1 year

Some faces there!

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

Bill Shankly famously said that football was more important than life and death. On this Shanks was typically amusing but profoundly wrong. Tomorrow's @slopingpitch will be a tribute to our dear friend @AndyCSP because football's nothing in comparison to friendship @FarnboroughFC

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

I believe in the Coates family, I believe in my city, I believe in my club but I am tired and upset.. does that make sense?

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

8 months

@bagshaw2112 Milk, milk, lemonade. Round the corner chocolate's made. (FACT)

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@slopingpitch

1 year

Stoke have done a big shop, I just hope that they've done it better than me and don't suddenly realise there's no milk or bread.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

9 months

Some Stoke fans now: " Dear Childline I want more toys! I want them now! I am bored of the toys I desperately wanted before and anyway they are broken. Other children are getting toys, even if they are toys I said I didn't want I want them now! My mum and dad are bad people"

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

Dujon Sterling was substituted on 68 minutes I believe, according to ITV was doing fine work deep into extra time

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

6 months

Dear Famous Sloping Pitchers, I try to be less strident than Chris about my love for my team BUT can I just say that I am fucking delighted by Stoke's result today. That's it, just saying.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

5 months

Stoke City decisions: sometimes it's ok to say : " If I am honest I don't know enough about what has gone on to make an informed decision about whether the club's actions are correct "

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

And VAR didn't even look at it

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 months

@cpaul_ffc Stoke 62 seasons in top flight, Fulham around 26.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

27 days

@bmay Who suffers? The embossing industry, as always.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

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16 days

@ProtectTheWild_ I kind of agree but surely foxes are not ' living their lives' by being fed cheese in someone's conservatory

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

The Famous Sloping Pitch returns tomorrow with a typically lack lustre, pedestrian effort full of cynicism, Oldham, Stoke and sports washing. May contain humorous comments* *May

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@slopingpitch

1 year

@Redpeter99 Back to back shows in the early 60's came to the Regent in Stoke: John Osborne's 'Look Behind You in Anger' and Beckett's haunting 'Waiting for Mother Goose'

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@slopingpitch

1 year

@SnoozeActive @fourfoot Is she going out to bat? She's got her pads on. Maybe she's a wicket keeper

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

7 months

Captured undersea by the Stingray crew, Marina would grace any ornamental pond. Who'll say $1,000 dollars?

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 month

Ok, I will say it. I was massively disappointed that Stoke lost yesterday. It isn't the end of something though . It's a shame BUT it's not a death, it's football. Football is important but the finger pointing and wailing is ridiculous , seriously " grow the fuck up".

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@slopingpitch

1 year

@JonWalters19 It's actually the top 100 not to have played for Stoke. That's why there's no Banks, Matthews or Walters

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@slopingpitch

7 months

Little bit of respect for the gaffer I think

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

6 months

@PeterTr81114697 @Stoke_Davo Crouch and Delap played barely 1 season together

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

So here's the thing for those of you that listen @slopingpitch , there will be no episode this week although Chris will put a message out. We can't be absolutely certain that there will be any more going forward ( horrible phrase) but we are trying. Best wishes to one and all, N x

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

11 months

I don't know how many oatcakes I have eaten in my 61 years but even now I am so impressed by their damned fucking brilliance

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@slopingpitch

1 year

God love that man

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@slopingpitch

1 year

At the risk of sounding like someone from the sticks down in the smoke for the very first time : £13 fucking pounds and fifty English pence!!

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

ENJOY

TV Football 1968-92

@1968Tv

1 year

BBC Match Of The Day October 1975 Sheff Utd 0-2 Stoke City Commentator John Motson #SUFC #SCFC

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

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4 months

I have watched Xherdan Shaquiri many times at Stoke and he can really kick the ball hard

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

5 months

Matija Sarkic and Kevin Campbell- desperately sad news

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

8 months

Happy World Book Day to Ben Pearson

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@slopingpitch

1 year

Mr Macari, I am lucky enough to have met you but I need to say that the work you have done is breathtaking. Let no one suggest that you are merely a figurehead, your commitment is incredible. I am humbled to even know you and informed by your work. Seriously, seriously thank you

MacariFoundation

@MacariFDN

1 year

Royal approval for our Lou as homeless champion invited to coronation bash

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

10 months

@inkedgeordie96 As a Stoke fan and a human being I am disgusted by that. What sort of person thinks of that, then types it and posts it without thinking "maybe I am being a bit of a cunt here"?

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

Motty gone and with him the commentator that speaks with a pure unalloyed joy of just witnessing a game of professional football

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@slopingpitch

5 months

Thoughts and prayers for #kevincampbell and his family particularly Tyrese

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

I just want to say that I am actually younger than Phillip Schofield, have no discernable libido left and am cheap in every way. I wouldn't be keen on the morning programme stuff as I enjoy a kip but I could probably patronise people learning to skate. Anyway that's my pitch done

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@slopingpitch

1 year

Fuck Mark, I love that, hope you are well ( Nick Hancock). I don't know how to differentiate between public and private communication but : FUCK MARK, I LOVE THAT!

Mark Lamarr

@lamarr_mark

1 year

Happy Birthday Ian Dury. Here's a thread to all the songs referenced in Sweet Gene Vincent

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@slopingpitch

1 year

Going to take a few days break. I have been tempted twice today to respond to a Laurence Fox post- that's God's way of telling me it's time to step back

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

3 months

I know this is a pointless message but I just want to say, out loud, I really want KJT to win. She's a good 'un.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 months

@OisinMcGann Unsuccessful surgeons are not allowed to keep their patients' organs to make soup.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

6 months

It's been tough and it's not over but, for all the pain and disappointment, I don't think I have seen a player all season ( for any Championship team) that has been as easy on the eye as Bae Junho

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

6 months

After all yesterday's fuss Stoke have offered £7,000,000 for Aurora Borealis

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

So sorry but there'll be a new @slopingpitch tomorrow.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

11 months

No loss obviously but I will be stepping away for a time because of a family bereavement xx

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

8 months

To the people of South Korea: this podcast loves Bae Junho

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

The Famous Sloping Pitch returns;same shit, different names. We discuss the Saudi exodus, Women's World Cup and forthcoming film The Passion of Harry Maguire. Please listen, repost or ignore as always

Ep. 3.1 - Here We Go Again

The Famous Sloping Pitch with Nick Hancock and Chris England · Episode

open.spotify.com

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

Think of the Zurich fans who left on 85 minutes to get an earlier train

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

People are always telling me that games aren't over until the final whistle blows and yet Stoke's games often feel like they're over the moment we concede a goal.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

4 months

8th of July is the Stoke episode of "Mark Steel's in Town" R4. He puts so much into these shows and I think he was brilliant in Stoke

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

I look forward to hearing from you again in 3 months or so

Neil Mullarkey😉

@NeilMullarkey

2 years

Spring

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

Stoke 1 - 0 Shit, well done those U18's xx

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

@JoshPughComic My girlfriend's dad would have broken my nose and chased me out of The Wimpy

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

10 months

New Year's Eve is a pork pie of a night, an outwardly lovely prospect but nine times out of ten a crushing disappointment.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

9 months

I bow to no-one in my love for football but cricket, fucking hell! Spellbinding at its best, a wonderful, wonderful game

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 months

Wait and see you impatient cunt

Football Tweet ⚽

@Football__Tweet

2 months

Where does this Arsenal squad finish in the Premier League this season? 🤔

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

11 months

@Baddiel I particularly like the "Old Testament" reference which hints at your old style God as opposed to the new, improved version of the New Testament. I am slightly concerned that I may have used quotation marks in the manner of your mother.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

Save valuable time. That opening ceremony in full :

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

New Famous Sloping Pitch tomorrow but please listen to the previous episodes to whet your interest. Available on all platforms ( listen to me with me modern terminology!!!)

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

3 months

The slow demise of professional football is like a beautiful ship being overloaded by greed, pride and vanity. It's not the ships fault but it will eventually sink. I hate watching this inexorable drift towards disaster.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

6 months

If you are dissatisfied with the various football authorities trust me you are in the majority. The Famous Sloping Pitch calls their stupidity out week after week. The FA, UEFA, FIFA, PL, EFL, PGMOL peddling bullshit for money 365 days a year.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

9 months

A cross between Bez and Dean Gaffney

The Extreme Football Enthusiast

@ExtremeFootbal4

9 months

Is there a case to be made that Rob Edwards is the hottest Premier League manager ever???

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

5 months

Vague thought, I know it's not my place, that I might stand against Gullis. Not because I deserve it ( which I clearly don't) but on the platform that it's a city that few of us understand and I am definitely not qualified but I AM NOT JONATHAN 'ARSING' GULLIS.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

When people say " I don't suffer fools gladly' or ' I speak my mind' or ' with me what you see is what you get' what you're often seeing and getting is a bully.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

5 months

Man City describing FFP ( or whatever today's acronym is) as " The tyranny of the majority " is a wonderful piece of doublespeak. I am no fan of the decisions of football's governing bodies and doubt the Premier League's democratic credentials BUT this is beyond parody

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

1 year

We haven't won the Ashes, we played well but we didn't win. There were times it could have been different but we didn't win. It was brilliant and frustrating but we didn't win. Have some self - respect and accept it. I am gutted but this is how sport works.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

2 years

My mum died a year ago today 19/1/22 she's sadly missed. If she'd was alive she'd listen to tomorrow's @slopingpitch with @DelaneyMan . WHAT DO YOU MEAN CYNICAL, SHE'D HAVE PISSED HERSELF LAUGHING, MISS YOU MUM XX

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@slopingpitch

9 months

Don, Stoke through and through ( born in Fenton)

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@slopingpitch

1 year

Enjoyable chat about 4/3/72 League cup final with these lads. Plus a little music and sociology. Otherwise known as '3 old men banging on about the past.'

Dotun & Tim

@BrazilShirtPod

1 year

🔴⚪️🔴SUBSCRIBER EXCLUSIVE🔴⚪️🔴 @slopingpitch joins @radiodotun & @Tim_Vickery to discuss @stokecity winning the League Cup in 1972 SUBSCRIBE HERE:

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@slopingpitch

1 year

Really enjoyed this. The original Book of Revelation by the way was only one verse long and that verse was : " Oh by the way, none of that was true". That's how you end a book!

Richard K Herring

@Herring1967

1 year

RHLSTP with David @Baddiel talking about his book The God Desire is now up wherever you get your pods. Buy the book -

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@slopingpitch

2 years

Just off to pick up my lad and his girlfriend from the station ( it's 10:30 pm pick up). I am going in my pyjamas as a tribute to my Dad

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@slopingpitch

8 months

It could work I suppose!

Chortle Comedy

@chortle

8 months

BBC 'planning Have I Got Sport For You' | Top comedians attached to HIGNFY spinoff

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@slopingpitch

7 months

A wonderful come back after a wonderful start. So many chances and history told us we would fold! Leaving the ground with my head held high even for a draw. Come on Stoke!!

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@slopingpitch

1 year

Buoyed by their success in securing the 2034 World Cup, Saudi Arabia have made bids for The Notting Hill Carnival, The Changing of the Guard and The Potter's 'Arf Marathon.

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The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast

@slopingpitch

7 months

Is #colepalmer the best player in the world #chelsea , just a day after #philfoden was crowned the best player in the world #ManCity and 4 days after #judebellingham was crowned the best player in the world tomorrow's #slopingpitch won't solve it but listen anyway or you might die

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@slopingpitch

1 month

I've no love for Man City, quite the opposite, but Arsenal...genuinely are self pitying tarts at times. With apologies to both of my Arsenal supporting friends!! Xx

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