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@sleasmarf

10 months

@_celia_bedelia_ Are women…not people?

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10 months

@hitman_steph @_celia_bedelia_ No. 😘

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@sleasmarf

9 months

@JakeAnbinder I remember in HS being told not to use Wikipedia for ANY research EVER because "it's just internet randos posting whatever they want" & then by the time I finished grad school, professors were like "actually it's a good place to start because sources are well-documented."

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@DarrenMays11 @godlywomanhood 1. Minors get periods, you weirdo. 2. Tampons are not dildos, you weirdo. 3. It's not really your business what anyone sticks in their vagina, you weirdo.

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2 months

@bullrike @AngryBlackLady You can’t tell. Do you assume “ugly” women with shaved heads and beer bellies are men because they’re not “pretty” enough? Grow UP.

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9 months

@ViolaEgalia @speakoutsister I love that y’all only ever seem to get all hot and bothered by the idea of men transitioning. Very telling.

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@sleasmarf

2 months

@pattern_scout @ndrewfranklin Irrelevant. Incel Rambo didn’t know that when he asked his mommy to drive him across state lines to play with his big boy toy.

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@sleasmarf

2 months

@bullrike @Truly_Trinitee @AngryBlackLady Aww, sucks when someone calls you a gender you don’t identify as doesn’t it?

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2 months

@JinSaotome @TheSpaceGal Bro, she has a family and literally makes science shows for kids. 😆 (They are very awesome.)

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2 months

@Gamer080607 What was it y’all like to say? Oh yeah!

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@sleasmarf

10 months

@tradwifetoday @_celia_bedelia_ Sorry about your internalized misogyny. 🤷‍♀️

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@sleasmarf

9 months

@NotoriousRBG4 @pollard6_katie No. Hope this helps!

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@sleasmarf

2 months

@pattern_scout @ndrewfranklin You strike me as somebody who only gets to see his kids every other weekend. 🤷‍♀️

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@sleasmarf

10 months

@GullGlaucous @_celia_bedelia_ You are aware that pap smears are a real thing, right?

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@sleasmarf

25 days

@DocDre Reaction gifs can join leggings, side-parts, and craft beer as things the kids can pry from my cold, dead, millennial hands.

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@sleasmarf

3 months

@WomnOfValor It was so clearly facetious. The rage over it is hilarious. Well done.

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@sleasmarf

10 months

@genderskeptic @StealthRalf @_celia_bedelia_ "Look what you made me do!" Spoken like a true abuser.

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@sleasmarf

3 months

@CodySDax

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@sleasmarf

10 months

@tradwifetoday @_celia_bedelia_ You seem to be handling it just fine.

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@sleasmarf

2 months

@bullrike @AngryBlackLady You can’t tell the different between transwomen and women. By your logic, your short hair means you are a man or think you are a man or are just an uggo.

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@sleasmarf

2 years

I’ve lived most of my life in Pennsylvania. I love this state and I genuinely think Pennsylvanians are mostly good. That’s why the PA GOP is so disappointing. They consistently show themselves to be the worst people in this state.

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@sleasmarf

11 months

@pgh_scanner Has Caller considered minding their own business?

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@sleasmarf

5 years

@HeyAaron1 @_ReaalAmerican_ @ewarren 🖕

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5 years

Drunk Don Lemon is my everything. No more Lindsay Lohan. Give me Drunk Don Lemon.

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@sleasmarf

3 months

@CorJuliaCU @TeresaPalomar1 @jk_rowling So much to unpack here but I think the best part is your willingness to admit that “we can always tell” is simply not true. Butch, masculine women are still women and when you see one in the restroom, you don’t say shit, bc you know that. Cope and seethe, baby

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@SRMcleod1 @keithwdickinson

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@sleasmarf

3 months

@Secul8r @Cameroneous @AngryBlackLady This is some real Joanne can't be racist. She has a Black Friend™ energy.

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1 month

@TorFinney In a world where survivors already have to deal with a legal system & culture primed to doubt them, this is DEFINITELY going to keep women safe. It definitely won't exacerbate an already existing problem that is an ACTUAL threat to the rights and safety of women. /s

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@sleasmarf

10 months

@tradwifetoday @_celia_bedelia_ Did you get your husband's permission to be on the computer right now, sweetie?

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@sleasmarf

1 month

@SRMcleod1 @keithwdickinson Someone responded to that tweet asking why she didn’t have the writer who pitched it write it and the response she gave was really shitty and condescending. I’ll see if I can find it .

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@sleasmarf

9 months

@pollard6_katie @NotoriousRBG4 Nope!

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@sleasmarf

24 days

@OfficerCheezit @War_Takes Robert E. Lee was a traitor who defended slavery and/or slaveholders and/or “states rights” (specifically the right to own humans). Nothing anyone does to a statue of anyone or anything today changes that. Hope this helps. 🇺🇸🙃

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@sleasmarf

10 months

@vmdcruz @_celia_bedelia_ I beg you guys to freshen your material up. #sad #weaksauce #embarrassedforyou

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@SixFBBC @Diana_R_Reis @EatMeH0 @feral__mama @StoneColdBulk No, but if you’re gonna throw stones, don’t be surprised when someone picks one up and chucks it back at you. Hope this helps.

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@sleasmarf

1 year

@Tyranicus Soooo many options to choose from with him:

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@sleasmarf

2 months

@JohnLeFevre @dieworkwear "Stay in your lane"....so rather than help people dabble outside their comfort zone, "the right advice" is to shove them back in and maybe even shrink the boundaries of that zone. Got it.

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@sleasmarf

8 months

@shannisterXX @AMan4AllSaisons @pidgezero_one @_celia_bedelia_ Noted: you are not a Nazi. You just don’t mind sharing the same views as Nazis.

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@sleasmarf

1 year

@colinsmo Adding this to my reading list! Thanks! Also, @C_Stroop is great. Her endorsement means a lot. Anyway, quick question, you ever think it's weird how obsessed you are with other people's genitals?

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2 months

@LaurieKojin1976 @BassareusNyk Unfortunately, Jesus is busy trying to deal with whatever evil spirits have taken up residence in that empty space between your ears. Please call back later.

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@sleasmarf

2 years

I’ve been on my ass with COVID for the last three days. NYE is my favorite holiday. I finally woke up without a headache this morning. All I wanted was to eat cheese and watch Andy Cohen get Anderson Cooper drunk and make him blush.

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@sleasmarf

3 months

@rottengirl @_celia_bedelia_ Because one of those things is not like the other, sweetie.

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@sleasmarf

11 months

@ampol_moment @JoeMyGod Happy 9/11 to all who celebrate. 🤦‍♀️

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@sleasmarf

15 days

@buggytries @adamfare1996 @JaneyGodley *they Anyway, a woman in my freshman dorm was strangled by her boyfriend & dumped in a WalMart parking lot while he used her debit card to buy beer & cigarettes, but since she doesn’t fit your agenda, I’m sure she doesn’t count.

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@sleasmarf

9 months

@DarrenMays11 Lol, this explains a lot, actually.

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@sleasmarf

3 months

@CorJuliaCU @TeresaPalomar1 @jk_rowling Aka: “I didn’t think to be a paranoid, penis-obsessed freak every time I saw a non-feminine woman until Joanne told me to.” You can’t tell & the fact that you’re suspicious of any woman who isn’t stereotypically feminine enough is not the feminism your foremothers fought for.

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@sleasmarf

3 months

@ansonmount Hate is a strong word. More like I’m profoundly disappointed in your decision to downplay an ongoing ethnic cleansing.

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@sleasmarf

1 year

@AnitaBering @MaxwellFrostFL I'm a parent. I hope my kids are exposed to all kinds of different ideas and cultures as they go through school. If they make them or me uncomfortable, that's an opportunity to talk and, you know, PARENT them.

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@sleasmarf

7 months

@Boden4Craig @xsullengirlx @PhinsMets13 @Chris_SactoCA You forgot to add “dipshit.”

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@sleasmarf

8 months

@trekkiebill I’m going to assume Darth Jared was a fetus when his precious apolitical prequels came out because I definitely remember there being right-wing tears over the politics (especially Ep II) being a supposed critique of Bush/Cheney.

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@sleasmarf

27 days

@eduleadership @PatrickSiegman If someone already lives outside the city limits, but continues to work downtown, they’re limited in their options. Are they supposed to keep relocating further and further away from the city limits? Now they have increased gas, vehicle maintenance, & parking costs.

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@sleasmarf

9 months

@pollard6_katie @NotoriousRBG4 No.

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9 months

@pollard6_katie @NotoriousRBG4 Nope!

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@sleasmarf

7 months

@wrongfield I'm not going to belittle your trauma and I'm sorry that happened to you. However, your trauma doesn't entitle you to hurt others who had nothing to do with it.

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@trekkiebill Imagine taking over an iconic and instantly-recognizable brand and making it as generic as humanly possible.

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@sleasmarf

9 months

@clhubes When we were in the hospital right after giving birth to our first, my husband and I were THOSE parents and one of the nurses actually said "Awww, first-time parents are so precious." It's true though. We laugh at how neurotic we were.

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@sleasmarf

9 months

@ViolaEgalia @speakoutsister You can lick Daddy Elon’s balls yourself, thanks. “The tragedy of young women cutting off their breasts” literally effects no one but the person in question. Muting now. Do try to grow the hell up.

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@sleasmarf

7 months

@kelfro @MxVivianWulf *she Fixed it for ya!

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@sleasmarf

9 months

@JimS03651915 @OhNoSheTwitnt Says the dork paying for twitter. Anyway, like the mermaid said, it’s not always about you. Hope this helps!

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@sleasmarf

2 years

@helenckh Tell us you’re a miserable person to be around without telling us you’re a miserable person to be around.

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@pollard6_katie @NotoriousRBG4

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3 months

@ipxondra @TeresaPalomar1 @BotskiNada @jk_rowling Not everyone is born with an asshole. Some people give birth to them though.

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@ambernoelle There are lots of child-free restaurants and bars. Maybe she’s just not old enough to actually go to them.

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@sleasmarf

11 months

@RyanBLeslie @waryas_carol @piper4missouri No, it’s an embryo.

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@sleasmarf

9 months

@trekkiebill Oh, ok this actually explains a lot.

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@sleasmarf

4 years

@KevinMKruse I keep refreshing the thread because I need you to get to Pennsylvania (my people).

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@sleasmarf

1 month

@KaskaJessica Freddie Mercury hated Sid Vicious and that's all anyone really needs to know.

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@sleasmarf

10 months

@NzMalone @doodlewhale @_celia_bedelia_ "The level JKR is writing." It's a children's series about a wizard school, sweetie.

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@sleasmarf

10 months

@KarenFOrlando @ambernoelle @delle59 Everyone is assigned a gender at birth. Sometimes they are assigned the wrong gender and that error is corrected later in life. Sort of how my kid's name was misspelled on his birth certificate, so we did some paperwork and got it corrected later.

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@sleasmarf

10 months

@_celia_bedelia_ Not gonna lie, I love me some TSwift but I always cringe at her reference to it in "Love Story" too. This isn't even an up-for-interpretation moment in lit analysis! This one's easy! Nate Hawthorne was pretty explicit. You could kinda say he spelled it out.

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@sleasmarf

26 days

@autocorrect2_0 @LaMonteMom @LesleyJWilliams I like that rather than examine why you repel people (from Twitter and from “church,”) THIS childish take is the one you’ve decided to go with. Thank you for proving the original point.

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@sleasmarf

2 years

@ElyKreimendahl I tell people regularly that I adore my children and would die for them and that my children are also the most annoying people I know.

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@sleasmarf

10 months

@Terfalicious77 @stuartcuff @ElizabethGiddi1 @Minderbinder8 @nbrink77 @helenstaniland @SophRiver @Kirschemann @Geeky_Eleanor @stephenwhittle You seem stable.

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@sleasmarf

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@elizabethgamm2 @samanthasrants @its_ermintrude @PointyLeopard @Coffeefrappeyum @Anna_exists @speakoutsister Well this certainly took an unhinged little turn. At least you're fine with trans people who've surgically transitioned using the facilities of their gender.

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@sleasmarf

7 months

@PoliticalSeth @CaelanConrad This reminds me of my favorite call from my former HR life. Lady calls all pissed off because she was “fired for having an opinion.” I review the case. “Ma’am you were fired for repeatedly referring to your coworker as (slur) even after they asked you to stop.”

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@sleasmarf

8 months

@MIFrenchieMom Lol, this is still a political take, sweetie. You seem to only claim “politicssss!!!!!” when they’re the ones you don’t agree with. 😆😆😆😆

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@sleasmarf

27 days

@Coopster_05 @LMSChairman @honigmaydl No, see, the REAL crime is women wearing clothing that wasn’t designed for their body type. Pretty sure this guy’s struggling through some kind of recessed kink he just discovered. 🤷‍♀️

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9 months

@KObjectivist @BreeAlbizures1 @StephenKing "But then, I'm a Libertarian so no one listens to us anyway." Nor should they. Obviously.

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@sleasmarf

5 years

@SpeakerPelosi So, like, do something about it.

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@sleasmarf

2 years

@ruthmadievsky For me it was “you were the lookout while I peed in an alley while singing Christmas carols and wearing a bedsheet in the snow after drinking a bottle of UV Cherry and now we both have multiple children.”

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@sleasmarf

3 months

@CodySDax God DAMMIT.

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@sleasmarf

9 months

@JanePitt My husband sent me this purely to make fun of it.

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@sleasmarf

3 months

@JoolzDenby Weird to admit that you’ve been staring at the genitals of strangers but ok.

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9 months

@finngalkn @Gennerveevy I’ve adopted this approach too! Sometimes I’ll pop into a thread after and unmute to see what they’re doing after the fact. They want the block so bad.

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@sleasmarf

26 days

@MrAchsas @KodaKazar @KaiserNeko @jk_rowling @writerfromnorth @CarolineFinchD That’s bc she can’t threaten to sue people into silence for libel if they have extensive evidence that she is, in fact, a bigoted antisemite, which is typically her go-to response since she has nothing of actual substance to counter with.

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1 year

a rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but Angelina Jolie in “Girl, Interrupted” absolutely will and did.

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@ElyKreimendahl

1 year

a rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but Chloe Sevigny & Michelle Williams most definitely will…..and did

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27 days

@CBayswater @lepetitereboot @LMSChairman Surrogacy isn’t a synonym for kidnapping, you crusty old bigot.

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3 months

@speakoutsister No bathroom was as consistently nasty as the communal ladies room in my freshman dorm. 20 years later, I still need to understand why someone would leave a used tampon sitting on the sink. Repeatedly.

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@sleasmarf

2 years

@isreal_jl @Mooglet1 @helenckh

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@sleasmarf

1 year

@julie52714435 @Logically_JC You sure bout that? Let's check in with my man, Noah. He had an ark. It was a whole thing. Genesis 9:16 And whenever the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of every kind that is on the earth.

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9 months

@Padyfogartyscam @speakoutsister

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@sleasmarf

5 years

Tonight, my two-year-old calmly looked at me from her seat in the WalMart shopping cart and said, "I want my fucking binkie, please." Me: "Your what?" Her: "My fucking binkie." Ladies and gents, we officially know the F word.

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12 days

@GunnerBoys1 @pearlythingz @DrewAfualo Correct. She was an athlete. Now she's a bigot with a beer gut.

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@sleasmarf

2 years

Get you a man who, entirely unprompted, gives you a hug and promises that if our daughter is ever in the position to want/need an abortion, we will do whatever we need to do to make it happen for her.

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@sleasmarf

1 year

@mstlypcflwizard @weplaywithtoys @mattxiv

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3 months

@minoc2 The thing I find fascinating is that this is the same rhetoric that was used to try and ban Joanne’s “satanic” wizard books when I was growing up and yet now they’re all BFFs. Anyway, Jesus was the OG hippie, wandering around w/ his fellow hippies like a biblical Jerry Garcia.

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@sleasmarf

11 months

@wcruz73 @laurenboebert @AdamForColorado My bro-in-every-way-but-DNA works on a natl tour (not Beetlejuice) and said: "I'd rather get fired than put on a show for her. She actively harms 90% of the people in that cast and my industry w/ her policies and doesn't deserve a night at the theater." (I omitted his f-bombs).😋

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2 months

Marry the guy who thinks it’s funny when Colon Duncecap hate-tweets you.

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4 years

The husband and I have developed an activity we call "Quarantine Masterpiece Theater." We take turns each night picking a movie that the other person has never seen. There is no getting out of it. That's the movie.

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1 year

@KoehlerChuc @itsJeffTiedrich I worked in banking for almost ten years, filed MANY SARs, and uh, no. They’re not evidence of any crime. If you’ve ever cashed an unusually large check or excessive transfers or wires then I guarantee you’ve had one filed on you.

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