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6 years

"Imagine the outrage if a white filmmaker said what Jordan Peele said." Here you go. This was five years ago. Nobody said a damn thing.

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RIP Lance Reddick, one of the only people to genuinely rattle Eric Andre

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I'm really grossed out by the "approaching attractive women and asking them esoteric questions under the presumption they're idiots" genre of content that has taken off. It's a really insidious form of misogyny.

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i’m crying so bad at not a single person knowing who that is

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*Spider-Man is rebooted twice in four years* Men: *Captain Marvel exists* Men: WHY IS THIS NECESSARY?! THE SJW PC LIBERAL BRIGADE ALREADY HAD WONDER WOMAN! THE FEMINAZIS ARE TAKING OVER! BRIE LARSON KICKED MY DOG AND KILLED MY MOTHER!

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The way the Internet talks about Brendan Fraser like he's a dying Make-a-Wish kid who got the chance to be in movies again is very weird.

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4 years

@mystmilano Fully grown adults describing their partner as their "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" sounds childish as hell. I've always referred to unmarried people in long-term relationships as partners, it's the appropriate term and less of a mouthful than "significant other".

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Jinder Mahal: leave WWE, get fucking shredded, come back and win the WWE Title Drew McIntyre: leave WWE, get fucking shredded, come back and win the WWE Title Heath Slater knows what he has to do.

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1 year

Too many people talk about Pete Davidson's game when Michael Sheen is the real master.

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6 years

When Netflix cancel your show and then release a movie where being blind is the key to survival.

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2 years

John Cena is the only person to headline WrestleMania, star in a #1 movie at the box office AND have a Platinum album. Kind of a crazy accomplishment when you think about it.

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@mystmilano Also, us queers can't keep talking about how important it is to use gender neutral language and to be inclusive, then turn around and berate straight people for doing that very thing. Stuff like that is why nobody takes us seriously.

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Frances McDormand and Anthony Hopkins with a loud and clear message to Glenn Close: Do a Transformers movie if you want your Oscar

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CM Punk literally almost died because of WWE's negligence. As far as I'm concerned, he's earned a lifetime pass to call them out in promos.

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It says a lot that we refer to one Spider-Man series as "the Raimi movies" and the other two as "the Garfield movies" and "the Holland movies".

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@onlineirl_angel Any man who has ever attempted anything even resembling physical exertion after eating an ungodly amount of pasta relates to this.

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@RhodeToLove The use of actual footage of Yeoh on the red carpet was a great touch.

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2 years

In honour of Ryback being dumb as fuck, here's CM Punk shitting on him for two minutes.

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6 years

What if Meltzer's star system has been out of ten this whole time and he just hates wrestling?

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6 years

Mac Miller's passing is genuinely really upsetting. Another talented artist lost to the evils of mental illness and drug addiction.

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5 years

Drew will avenge his brothers.

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6 years

CM Punk = Gets fucking embarrassed twice after training the whole time "He chased his dreams." Ronda Rousey = Has the best match at WrestleMania and has transitioned almost seamlessly into professional wrestling "YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!" I hate wrestling fans sometimes.

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4 years

@radlcIes And she was correct for saying this. You can't arm and train an insurgency to fight against forces you antagonised and then leave them after destroying their country without expecting consequences.

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5 years

So these were given out for free at Double or Nothing and there was a room for people with sensory overload to calm down and watch the show in. Shout out to @AEWrestling and @kulturec for being inclusive and making wrestling truly for everyone.

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3 years

Last Night In Soho (2021, dir. Edgar Wright)

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5 years

Bit of clean-up here as this blew up and some people have misunderstood my point. This is not an attack on Jordan Peele, nor is it a defence or excusing of Woody Allen. It's pointing out the double standard applied by white people to black artists.

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Lio Rush: Breaks some locker room etiquette rules and speaks out about frustration with how WWE is structured = Taken off TV Lars Sullivan: Says numerous racist, misogynistic, homophobic, hateful things = Is pushed with seemingly no repercussions Huh.

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3 years

@elizaamber "Bitch House" by Stephen King is an unbridled classic.

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@buena38 @OregonProgress @GilWritesHere Yeah pretty sure he owns the house now. Just hand him the keys.

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2 years

Why can't we just be happy for a good guy having good things happening to him, without talking about him like he's a helpless infant rather than a grown ass man?

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@_ElizabethMay We've normalised broadcasting our lives to the world as our own personal soap opera, and when someone doesn't want to play a character in that soap opera, they're vilified for it.

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2 years

Wallace and Gromit as the 2023 Best Picture nominees: 1. Top Gun: Maverick

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5 years

I'm aware Woody Allen is a creep, and I think he's a truly abhorrent person. Whereas I believe Jordan Peele to be not just one of the most important figures in modern horror, but of cinema in general.

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2 years

@FerAst87 @MrDeviousDemon @todayyearsoldig @haizeplayz Let me tell you a story about a man named Pablo...

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6 years

[during sex] Her: hurt me Me: the demon has the exact same move-set as regular balor Her: what? Me: it completely undermines the logic behind the gimmick if he doesn't switch up his offence Her: stop #SummerSlam

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6 years

This motherfucker had one of the best heel turns of all-time.

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7 years

Daniel Day-Lewis dedicating his SAG Award for There Will be Blood to the memory of Heath Ledger. This was only five days after Heath's passing.

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7 years

Not only did Stephen Hawking live 50 years passed his life expectancy, he outlived the doctor who told him he wouldn't see 30. That's how you win at life.

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5 years

I can't take this

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@MichelleStar243 @AdrianXpression What he said was even worse. He claims to not have black main characters because their skin "doesn't match the aesthetic" of his films. Which is utterly inexcusable.

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Well, this is still getting traffic long after being muted so I'm just gonna dump all my SJW hot takes into a neat little pile: Trans people exist White privilege exists Male privilege exists Feminism is not male hatred LGBTQ+ issues should be taught in schools

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5 years

Triple H called AEW a pissant company live on the Network and nobody gave a shit. Now AEW are throwing some shade WWE's way and suddenly they're the bad guys. Give me a break. It's wrestling, this is how competition works.

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@BeeNasty_ @king_julio95 White people suppressed the fact that three black women basically stopped the Moon landing from being a colossal fuck-up for decades so I'd say this is fair game.

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@kibblesmith Honestly, finding out Mt. Rushmore was a real life Simpsons monorail scam from the 1920s blew my mind. It's less than 100 years old!

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5 years

So when are we getting a Table for 3 of Becky Lynch, Seth Rollins and their father-in-law Big E?

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3 years

"West Side Story flopped because nobody wants remakes" say the people lining up to see the third movie in the second reboot of a series based on a comic book that has been adapted into countless forms of media.

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7 years

This isn't a case of "separating the art from the artist", what he did stems directly from his prominent position in the acting world. If he chooses to wield his power through the coercion and sexual assault of minors, then he shouldn't be allowed to thrive in that environment.

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@VampMartinPGH That video where he argues that the arts are essential and cites how people turn to poetry when they're bereaved or when they fall in love as an example...my god he put into words something I'd been trying to express for my entire life.

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5 years

Heath Ledger and Joaquin Phoenix were friends. So, how about we stop with the extreme comparisons of their Joker performances and propping up one to shit on the other? It's disrespectful and tasteless. Heath would be proud of what his peer has accomplished.

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5 years

Same energy

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6 years

Enzo did a gig at an 800 person venue and 35 people showed up. That makes me happy.

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6 years

Extreme Rules 2013, The Shield win their first belts in WWE. Just under five years later and Seth Rollins has made it so that all three of them have completed the Grand Slam. Amazing. #WrestleMania

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6 years

Bret Hart once played the Genie in a stage production of Aladdin. Here is the poster. You're welcome.

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3 years

@blushineri At his peak, he was probably the most famous person in the world. Jackson's estate generated $825 million dollars in 2016, seven whole years after he died. He was bigger than big. Kanye is not in the same stratosphere.

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2 years

Gen Z need to understand that physical media is the only way you can actually own a piece of entertainment. If you are using a streaming service, you are leasing it from a tech giant who can take it away from you at any moment.

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respect this mother

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John Oliver devoted two thirds of his show to calling out Vince McMahon and his treatment of his employees, calling for proper worker benefits and an off-season. Of course all anyone's focusing on is an ill-advised joke about Roman Reigns. Get some perspective, people.

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Imagine training as an actor your whole life and landing a major role in Star Wars. Now imagine cowardly neck beard cunts abusing you from every direction on social media because they didn't like the character you played. Kelly Marie Tran did nothing wrong, shame on all of you.

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I do find the "Eternals is getting bad reviews because of its diverse cast" argument hilarious when I look at the cast of Dune, one of the most acclaimed blockbusters in years.

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"Hahaha look at the hot, dumb bimbos!" Fuck OFF you turd.

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6 years

Kofi Kingston is 37 years old and has wrestled over 40 minutes on FREE television. We do not deserve this man. #SDLIVE

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5 years

Here's the full bit. If you're new to Carlin's work, I highly recommend it, he was a genius and ahead of his time.

George Carlin: Pro Life, Abortion, And The Sanctity Of Life

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2 years

@strangeharbors Whenever I read a review like this, it reminds me of this Simpsons joke.

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If WWE fire Cedric Alexander and Tye Dillinger for rape jokes made in 2012, then I hope they're also gonna remove Mike Tyson from the Hall of Fame. You know, an actual convicted rapist.

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@keatslyre Fixed it

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@Michael_Flinn @treswritesstuff @afwassel And then his crooked landlord IMMEDIATELY snatching it from him because he's behind on rent. Peter's life is a goddamn trainwreck.

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3 years

The Irishman (2019, dir. Martin Scorsese)

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6 years

I want to eat an entire cheese board off those things.

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Stan Lee closes his eyes and finally has peace, the Grim Reaper approaches, only he doesn't have his scythe, just an old, worn Spider-Man comic. "Could you possibly sign this, please? I'm a huge fan."

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Aquaman is roughly $65 million away from topping The Dark Knight Rises as the highest-grossing DC movie ever. That's insane.

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5 years

KUSHIDA vs. WALTER is legit just Marty McFly vs. Biff Tannen

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7 years

Adam Driver steals the show in The Last Jedi. He's one of the most underrated actors around. The film very much belongs to Kylo Ren.

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It's sad that this show won't be coming back this year because it would be the perfect place for the blow-off for AJ/Nakamura.

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@dnannann I really cannot blame modern artists for taking vast sums of money from weirdos. If someone tells me an oil billionaire wants to buy a game of hangman I played on a napkin for 10 million dollars, I ain't turning that down.

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I couldn't tell you anything about the careers of Marc Webb and Jon Watts beyond the fact they were brought in by Sony to steer the ship. Sam Raimi? Absolute legend, I could write a thesis on him.

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@HafManHafAmehzn @LeftSentThis Kid passed the bar exam with flying colours.

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Gonna mute this before the stans arrive but just know that I've been a fan of Fraser since before a lot of your were born and am happy to that he's finally getting the credit he deserves, I just don't think it's normal to handle grown adults with kid gloves.

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If Enzo and Cass end the Undisputed Era's third reign I'm using a toaster as a bath bomb.

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@coensesque @netflix This tweet was how I found out a new Knives Out comes out this year.

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3 years

There was a time when blockbuster movies were defined by their director, not the other war around.

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Becky retained the title with the same move that cost her it two years ago. Brilliant callback. #WWEEvolution

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5 years

"Why did they make Watchmen so political?" No idea. Here's an unrelated picture of Alan Moore.

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3 years

@scottygb Great list but it's incomplete without Mike Graham claiming you can grow concrete.

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Why does the Internet think humans age like dogs? 36 IS FUCKING YOUNG, MOST PEOPLE LOOK GOOD AT 36

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@TJayman49 @JohnnyNeff In fairness, Scream itself was a parody. I always found it odd that the first Scary Movie targeted it when all the tropes it made fun of were already covered in Scream itself.

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@TopherXPwns @WrittenByHanna Who gives a shit? It's her time, not ours. Let her spend it with her fella.

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@JimMFelton Melatonin is the chemical used in sleeping pills. The word he's looking for is melanin. Man can't even be racist properly.

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Tom Holland's performance in his final scene in Infinity War is seriously some of the best acting I've seen in the MCU.

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10 years

Ukip's 'common sense' tour bus has collided with a railway station roof in Portsmouth, this is too brilliant. http://t.co/JVyEJ5WuWv

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Brie's botch was bad, but the real story of it is Liv Morgan. She got knocked out cold and still kicked out to continue the match as planned. What a pro.

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@rexbanner24 @DieRobinsonDie Homer is the most obvious innocent party. His entire motivation for hating Burns is that he can never remember who Homer is. Monty recognises his shooter, saying "Oh, it's you!" before getting shot.

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@xtinatucker @TylerPHenry Honestly the way he flips the script on the concept of masculinity - and has done for decades - still impresses me. In a world where many of the old masters are out of touch with the modern world, he is still very aware and ready to comment on it.

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Bad Boys has officially joined Transformers in the "franchise instalment receiving much better reviews after Michael Bay stepped down as director" club

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@kaiasher420 This actually made me sad. NOT for the people being disowned in question, but the fact that they don't realise that the reason they've been disowned is because their views are harmful and regressive. They can't wake up and see the bigger picture. What a depressing thing.

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Brokeback Mountain was smashing the box office and winning awards left and right before you were even born child.

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@imjamesbytheway @ccwmtt @DamianGoodson @caroline_oreo If I had a penny for every time I've seen this exact thread play out on a viral tweet I'd be a damn millionaire.

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@dickgirIdiaries Wait, their response implies that disliking astrology is equal to transphobia

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Fun fact: There is a Chris Jericho/Stephanie McMahon romantic fan fiction that is roughly 3.8 million words in length over 503 chapters, and was written over a period of 12 years from 2004 to 2016. It is more than three times longer than every Harry Potter novel combined.

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Reminder that this team was originally Alexa Bliss and Braun Strowman.

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@AniTweetCity2 I feel bad for the people who haven't seen this episode because the real punchline is the way Abe says Missouri.

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@mrbrianfirenzi Lmao by the time he was 25 he had a Master's from Oxford and was already doing comedy on radio and TV. Not to mention as a kid he went to prep school with Tony Blair. These people just make up sob stories for celebrities and people buy into them.

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