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too dumb for New York City, too ugly for LA

Nashville, TN
Joined November 2010
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We should turn all national parks into golf courses
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Spent so much time on this only to find out that ~only followers/mentioned~ can reply
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Can someone edit her out my picture? Thanks
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No way dude
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@Philly_Phag This one wasn’t but still creepy
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@BurkardBrett02 @historyinmemes We do. Get with the times
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@tragic_maverick @All_aMIRRican I’m self-taught. You just gotta practice
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Appreciate all the love. I ain’t got nothin to promote, but I’d appreciate a follow 🙏🏼
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This story is incredible. A NJ truck driver decided to run for Senate President after he felt he was wrongly denied a concealed carry permit. The best part is that he only used $153.00 total for his campaign (on Dunkin’ Donuts for his crew and business cards)
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@dieworkwear I thought mine paired well with black croc boots & belt yesterday. (Cocktail attire wedding in Nashville, TN)
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Got my parking tickets paid for Christmas @OleMissProblems http://t.co/lrFKGkgzkl
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@ewarren Retire
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@MikeHerndonNFL Shoulda kept Dobbs
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@stoolpresidente I got it at 25.5
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@Husband69761340 @youluvgem Took about 30 mins before I went to bed last night
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@FoxNews Jake Paul is a joke too
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How lucky am I to catch a +60 degree weather day (in February) at ⁦ @SweetensCove ⁩ tomorrow? Energy levels could not be higher
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Live look at my stock market gambling account today. Greedy idiot $SPY #DiamondHands
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@dieworkwear Same vibe
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The 2024 dream ticket
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@ElectionLegal
Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
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The 2024 dream ticket
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@slammyt
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September 11, 2012 Mitt Romney's first tweet today Obama's first tweet today #NeedISayMore ?
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Barack Obama
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The election is in 8 weeks. Sign up to volunteer: http://t.co/EkVnd63o
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It's Miley Cyrus's 21st birthday today! She can finally try alcohol!
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Try that in a small town
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@quail4ever Here’s my crooked nosed boy Clyde
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@Biaggi4NY Not a Sam problem
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@VivekGRamaswamy Same energy
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@ElectionLegal Another A+ jinx Trump edit
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Homemade naan and butter chicken— great recipe (see below)
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Absolutely AWFUL CALL No whistle, no knee to the ground, ball crosses the goal line That’s a TD
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My boy looking down home 😤 @_jackmcpherson
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Got my first promotion ever today. Feels good
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@tragic_maverick @All_aMIRRican I’ve been using just the iPhone photoshop app for years
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@DestroyerMintzy Jacques Imo’s for sure
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It's been awhile since I've been in the twitter game- Yesterday I saw @bstrings1 cruising in his pretty green Chevelle down Main Street, and it just now dawned on me that that's the kind of thing that makes a good tweet. That a #SlickWhip there, Billy.
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Anyone else see “The Fashion House” on Instagram? It looks like every douchebag in Nashville congregated on Fern Ave last night
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Face of a guy that just threw up in his Saturday AM workout
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Prayers for my boy Clyde. He hasn’t eaten or drank in 2 days. We’re headed to the vet this morning
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@charliekirk11 No… this is Connor Roy, who is running for President of the United States. “Connor Roy was interested in politics at a very young age”
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@dieworkwear Nice try but that belongs to @ElectionLegal
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RIP Dolph
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237 years ago around this time, General Washington and his army were preparing to cross the half-frozen Delaware River. That's pretty badass
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Top tier: my attorney @ElectionLegal
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Can you guys tweet at me pictures of guys that you would deem 7/8-10 top tier 4-6 mid tier Below 4 lower tier Also tweet at me incomes and job occupations for each category For a show this week
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Just got a lease signed on my first investment property! 10-year term, 3.5% annual increases, absolute net lease, at asking rate. 17% cash on cash return year one. Let’s go baby!!
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@TheTNHoller Illinois has the seventh-strongest gun safety laws in the country and the ninth-lowest rate of gun ownership
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. @peta I'm not sure you saw my picture yesterday, so I took another one with some new friends. http://t.co/808UeJmdVq
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This dumb ass dog
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My auburn tour guide had about 15 hickies scattered on her neck and even one on her jaw
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Beers with @BernieSanders
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Day 1 with no tobacco is almost a success. #QuittingDip
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Let’s go!! First time breaking 90! 86 at @GreystoneGolfTN 6 pars 1 birdie 0 mulligans My 23.3 handicap index is now pending at a 19.9
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Best news I've heard in a long time: Oxford Waffle House 2014
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Here’s an easy new recipe that I just created. Sour cream green chile chicken enchiladas. Gonna keep working on this one, but it is already quite delicious in its beginning stages
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PSA- I’m not afraid to date tall women
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So glad to be apart of the Kappa Alpha Order
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@SusanLegasee @jusstoptalking This just popped up on my TL and I saw a great opportunity. Thank y’all for having me 🙏🏼
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This is still one of the funniest texts I’ve ever gotten
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What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your meal that I Uber eats’d from Juicy Seafood 🦀
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HA HA didn't actually get a new phone. I was just tricking girls into texting me
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Putting up wallpaper is not fun, but it looks a lot better in my half bath now
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Yee Haw’s beer is so bad
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@harryjsisson Same guy, today
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I'm guessing Jalen Hurd's tour guide for UT was wearing a skirt
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If there wasn’t already, now I know there’s fried chicken, catfish & meatloaf in Heaven. RIP
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Jack Arnold, co-founder of Nashville meat-and-three Arnold's Country Kitchen, dies at 85
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PSA for the ladies- braces off in 7 weeks
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I'm in such a great mood today. I've caught myself 3 times almost saying "I love you" to different clients as we hung up
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Just popped a wheelie off the curb on a scooter downtown, and a girl yelled OMG SLAY KING and I got way too much validation from that
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Me when the Jersey Mike’s employee asks what else I want on my club sub:
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The most margaritas I’ve ever had was at a Jimmy Buffett concert in 2016. The fans’ love was oddly familiar to the love that old deadheads have for Jerry Garcia, so I know there are some heavy hearts this morning. RIP to an absolute legend 🦈 🍔 #Fins #CheeseburgerInParadise
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Arnold’s is back in business today (and tomorrow) and I am on cloud 9. Couldn’t decide between fried chicken or meatloaf, so I got both
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Here’s a new theory I’m working on “Propagandized cibophobia” (aka fear of foods proliferated by social media) Vegans, carnivores, seed oils people, Keto, etc. — they all tell you that [insert whole food] will slowly kill you because it contains [insert organic compound] Thank
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Finna eat some beignets #nola @DUALIPA
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A rooftop bar at Home Depot
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Ran into this legend at the US Open @NjTank99
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Pepperoni Pizza and a frosty mug on a Wednesday? The left can’t handle it. Joe Biden just fell off his bike again. Don’t stop. Apply the pressure
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. @peta merry Christmas from my feathery friends and I http://t.co/gG0QM015kV
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Chris Robinson Brotherhood popped up on shuffle & it got me thinking about how unique of a guitarist Neal Casal was. Lucky to have seen him play a few times but man it would be great if that guy was still around #RIP
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Clyde’s first quail. Amazed by his natural instincts! #GWP @quail4ever
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An ex gf of mine is getting married this weekend, and I’m remembering how one of the reasons we broke up was because she told me I needed to chill out on the cheeseburgers. That’s when I realized she didn’t even know me
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What a day. Hard to not have fun at @SweetensCove
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75 hard is over and we are SO back @CornerPubGH
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Day 1 and day 22 of the 2024 bulk. I think it’s working
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This is a picture of my dog when he was a puppy. He’s only 3 years old. Notice anything?
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I forgot to tell everyone, I saw "ACT/SAT" Brandt mowing his lawn today. Notice he is fully armored #EarMuffs #mask http://t.co/vi6YJEJd7P
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Me at a wedding to a girl not wearing shoes: “I bet your feet are real sticky” Girl: “I’m not single”
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It’s been 2 years and we still know nothing about the Nashville Christmas bomb. What are they hiding?? Merry Christmas! 🎄
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My grandmother takes great pictures on Instagram. #AccidentalOrOnPurpose ? Here's today's http://t.co/4Wo12A4EsV
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When in Rome 🤷‍♂️ #Grizz
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A country boy can survive #FreeColeman
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S/O to my sister @sally_glen for lookin super foxy at her first homecoming dance last night! She's growin up on me!
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“Everyone wants to wear Carhartt’s until it’s time to do Dickey’s shit” - Max in his new rig
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@KevinTierney @BurkardBrett02 @historyinmemes No, even better… it’s a bass bro shop
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@GratefulDead Til’ things we’ve never seen… Feel familiar
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