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@sl1mphobic

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overdosing on xanax
Joined August 2020
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if ur plumber pull up lookin like this what u doin ??
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this pic turns me on even tho it’s me but it’s fine bc I love myself 🥺
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I told my hot psychiatrist I was doing a lot better and he seemed upset so he started bringing up things that trigger my anxiety. He always books me his last for the day so he has the most time to talk to me like fine just fuck me already !
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I find it crazy that like majority of people find fat people disgusting. Like I genuinely can’t see why people think so poorly of big people 😭 living with a fatphobic family is TOUGH.
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Yk I knew my ass was gunna b a lil bigger but gd the amount of times my mom told me my pants were too tight around my ass and how it’s jiggly is concerning.
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LMFAO honestly tho guys like thinking of it from this perspective I kinda get that 😭
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walked past my tank and found him dead. Haven’t cried this hard in a while. my poor baby I’ll miss you forever I’ll always love you 💔
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Lmao I was looking at my old progress weight from myfitnesspal and I find it crazy that in 2021 I was 120 and now I’m consistently in the 160s 🫣
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Is farting on your dog fucked up like why the fuck does he bury himself in my crack .
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I literally just squirted my coffee out my ass 7eleven coffee is crazy
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@sl1mphobic
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@jhgainer We need u bigger 😮‍💨
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My psychiatrist asked me what health insurance I have and I said Travelers so fucking confidently 😭
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@xbeautifulmessx I thought you were playing with somebody’s ass but no your moobs are just that huge
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They needa make a hookup site for big boys only like or some shit
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I jus saw the cutest fucking tile boy I’ve ever seen
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I’m at Lowe’s asking this clearly gay worker where something is and he asked if he could show him it on my phone and I open my phone to one of my nudes LMFAO and then he told me I smelled good and what cologne I was wearing 😭
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istg antidepressants make me look real dumb when my hookup cummed in like 2 minutes and I never even got the chance to finish 🥲
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Lmfao I’m messaging this guy and I ask if he wanna swap face pics and he sent me his and I say “u look scary but in a good way” like why would I say that this is why no one loves me
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@talentperk Well I want it back what the fuck
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@AFatatouille Peppermint essential oil & rosemary essential oil and use a small amount of almond oil then fill the rest up with water and shake. Apply everyday to your beard area and derma roll your skin daily. Trust me it works !!
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@AFatatouille You’re actually adorable
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@hung_beard Literally fuck me
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if I put on 50 pounds I better look like this
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@Bebigger2 The funnel jus tops it all off 🤤
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@jrxxnge why did I never know grommr had an app
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@ScottishInflatr The fuck else u gunna say ? omg I love ur shoes!! ur belly is hot 🤪 my name is Juan! what’s yours?
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jus today I found out gluttony is NOT GLUTE -ttony and it’s GLUT -ttony. I feel so dumb.
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@PopCrave Dionne Warwick is a queen
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@pigboi8 LMAO love brit
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@hey_fattie Min oxe eh dil it bitch
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can someone do this to me pls.
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@hey_fattie Damn blessing my feed once again🥹😮‍💨
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@piggysmllz @Excelsiorbear LMFAO I’m so delicate when I suck em bc I know that pain of going too hard
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@hey_fattie LMFAO it feels morally wrong but I guess he likes it if he doesn’t move ?
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@BrawnyCub I feel I would benefit from your training
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why my Twitter got a for you page now like jus last week I thought we was getting shut down
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@nopain0_nogain jus sleep w me
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@Kanarithepiggy this is so hot
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@hey_fattie Just kidnap me already
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@adamrosexplicit gotta big ol’ booty like amber rose
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@ERTx4971 given machine gun with how much u shoot but not complainin 😮‍💨
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@SylpheoB New gainer inspo
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@drewbellymore damn doughy in the front and the back 😮‍💨
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@BrawnyCub when u doin this to me 🙄
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@WaynezWuhrld he jus said damn really? I think he was kinda speechless
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@AFatatouille Peppermint extract alone works 20x better than minoxidil, and doesn’t have the side effects. Consistency is key tho. I’ve never seen so much facial hair growth and chest hair growth in j 2 weeks. If u don’t hv sensitive skin use more essential oils.
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Anyone got some bulking tips for me I wanna overdo the bulk a lott
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so many ppl complaining ab the crop update on twitter but I think it’s fun it’s like a surprise when you click on a picture
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@AFatatouille does blending it really help make it go down easier?
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@billyjohnbob88 Giving Tyler Durden turned bear
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@pigboi8 @SavageXFenty Fuckk 😮‍💨
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@linguinilover01 what’s the name of that plant behind your left ass cheek I have it and idk what’s it called!
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@unclekiribati How long did urs take to start sprouting roots i put a clipping of pothos on the top of my aquarium and it’s been three days and I still don’t see roots comin-
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@sup_amnak giving it’s britney bitch
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Idk if it’s j me but like I get the ick so quickly when I talk to people. like sometimes I’ll really like a person for a couple days and then I’ll suddenly not want anything to do with them for literally no reason at all.
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