Lauren @skylightpirate Twitter profile

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2 months

This jacket is probably my crowning achievement btw

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@melstonemusic (1920s mobster voice) you got it, boss

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@postoctobrist

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(Outside the interrogation room) "She isn't gonna crack, we're gonna have to use the good top bad top routine." "Wait, don't you mean good cop bad cop-" (Already back in the room) "Kitten, you know you want to be a good girl and tell me where you were that night."

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@postoctobrist Glasgow has some good features I suppose

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@postoctobrist @POISONOMICON happy pride, love you 🏳️‍🌈

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6 months

To celebrate the 3rd @KillJamesBond Charlie's Angels episode, have the best thing I've ever filmed

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2 months

This is a Hitman Elusive Target.

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STEPHEN NEDOROSCIK, THE SPECIALIST 🫡 #ParisOlympics

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@Devon_OnEarth @WilksBecca It's giving 'My wife and I saw you across the bar and we just HATE your vibe. Leave before you ruin our evening further'

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5 months

@PhilosophyTube Polycule collision so intense that it subsumes all relationships within a 50 mile radius

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@postoctobrist

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I took a roll of black and white film to London Pride in May and I took some of the best photographs I think I've ever taken.

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5 months

This is the one I'd put in an article about her award-winning photography I think

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An interesting photography moment with @POISONOMICON where I lent her a camera and film so we could do a photography walk together, and we both took nearly the exact same shot but with different film stock and camera bodies. She's got Cinestill 50 and I have Kodak Gold 200

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Kai

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2 months

post a pic where your face card was insane

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@postoctobrist Hate to be sued for libel, love to make libellous tweets

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@postoctobrist I am a very mid tier poster

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Talking artefacts, the first film we tried to load into this camera we messed up (the camera is my sister's). It advanced for about 7 exposures and then slipped, so the next ~28 exposures all layered on top of each other. It looks bonkers

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@skylightpirate @postoctobrist @POISONOMICON and a light leak

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A few of @postoctobrist

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5 months

@postoctobrist I think while the idea of retvrn can be a racist dogwhistle, racists don't commit to the bit like this. Also the aesthetics slap.

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5 months

I got my first few rolls of film back, and despite one of them not being loaded properly so not having any pics on, I do have like 10 decent photographs that I am ready to make your problem.

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6 months

@postoctobrist She didn't post my favourite one 😤

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6 months

Went to take some pictures at the Necropolis

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2 months

My red flag is that you can see how badly cracked my phone is in this lol

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Lauren

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2 months

All of your compliments and likes and rts are sooo sweet thank you so much, but I hope you realise that I also think these sentiments are like, the basic minimum everyone should believe.

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2 months

This jacket is probably my crowning achievement btw

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@postoctobrist >'this can't be that hard to make' > it took me a week and I extremely overengineered it but uh, mission success?

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6 months

Millenials and Gen Z polyamory is killing the mistress industry :(

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2 months

@postoctobrist I think there's an inherent flaw in the idea of a singular 'best joke' which lends itself towards jokes which follow a rigid formula, hence why puns keep winning. Nobody's winning best joke for their 5 minute monologue, no matter how funny it is.

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@postoctobrist Wait i'll fix it

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Good vibes at queer picnic @POISONOMICON

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@postoctobrist I actually wrote a piece about this line with the opposite interpretation

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and I love this one of my sister

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@postoctobrist The lengths you'll go to in order to wipe the Johnny English movies from your memory

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6 months

@postoctobrist Some people have never had to fear being singled out at airport security and it shows.

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@postoctobrist Le Gender Idiologie

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@Devon_OnEarth (taking a long drag of a cigarette) now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

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Jamrock Hobo

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Listen, what if instead of just another generic detective story, Disco Elysium was a cozy pastel-colored indie game? I'm sure no one did that before.

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POV you just ate shit in the club

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5 months

I don't mind that some of the film has some light artefacts actually

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@postoctobrist The thing is that while I have this instinct too I fully know that some terfs would fit into the narrow category and find it vindicating.

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@postoctobrist My intention was 'oh not criminalising immigrants? Yes conservative party, that sure does sound terrible to me'

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@postoctobrist GPs request blood tests all the time for all kinds of things (sometimes erroneously, just to be sure). If you're already doing blood tests for something else like thyroid function it becomes literally negligible.

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@postoctobrist I want to see evidence of a woman with Kleinfelter syndrome who doesn't have Kleinfelter syndrome????

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3 months

@jamesflowerfilm As someone from West Norwood I don't even say that to people from London 😭 usually I just say like 'a bit further out from Brixton'

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@postoctobrist @BirdTickler @POISONOMICON Haha get desired and loved by the people closest to you idiot

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@postoctobrist I'm always saying that respect is when you treat someone like they're contagious

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5 months

Police outside a pro-Palestine demonstration in Glasgow

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4 months

@postoctobrist The chaser energy in this, jesus

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@POISONOMICON Ten+ years of tumblr brain poisoning 🥰

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@postoctobrist Bitches been saying the same shit since modern cremation was invented in the 1800s

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6 months

@postoctobrist Everyone in the original comments saying its not that bad for London, sure, maybe I'd accept that if there was even one single window in the entire place. Even prisons legally are legally required to have natural light.

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@postoctobrist I think you'd suit white-black split hair you know

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@postoctobrist And I've got this locked and loaded for when you do

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5 months

@postoctobrist >Implying you're not into stranger danger

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2 months

(Sighs) Harry Du Bois.

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5 months

Being escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel.

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@postoctobrist You should do whatever you want babygirl

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@Devon_OnEarth This doesn't surprise me - there's a lot of poverty juxtaposed against a lot of really rich areas and it's (in my experience) very white. Up until last GE they were a Con hold and only lost to Labour because of a reform surge. Real breeding ground for white supremacy

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@postoctobrist "Omg you're trans??? No way, you're sooo pretty"

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@postoctobrist Right now they're just adding to the culture of shame and secrecy around cancer when they could go 'hey get your prostate checked/get that weird lump looked at/do your bowel screening test'

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@postoctobrist Look who amongst us hasn't said 'I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it' or 'I'll put this somewhere that makes sense so I'll be able to find it later'

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@gluetaster I haven't had it for all that long, the only photos I've had developed from it have been Kodak Gold 200 ISO. I've just sent off some more for development with varying stock types so we'll see how those look in a couple weeks

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@postoctobrist With your help Nova can have t4t sex in every overpriced bedsit in London

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@postoctobrist Actually I wish they'd be a bit less vague - it's a documented phenomenon that when someone well known talks about cancer that there is an uptick in people getting checked for those same things. There was a huge bump in cervical screening after Jade Goody was diagnosed.

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@LilySimpson1312 'some sources' he wasn't that careful when spreading bullshit smh

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@postoctobrist Horrible histories or something with a massive pack of very mediocre felt tip pens

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Hardest thing about driving long distance with my sister is that we're listening to music when I'd rather listen to podcasts and hang out with my definitely actual friends Nova, Dev and Abi while they talk about movies

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3 months

@postoctobrist The benefit of having multiple election rounds I guess is that the centre and left saw the fascists pull ahead and realised that they had to pull their finger out

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6 months

I think if you're going to spout transphobia in public right next to a trans person you should have to pay a fee actually

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3 months

Polyamory is a bad idea actually because it means that even having a partner doesn't save you from the horrors of dating

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2 months

@postoctobrist @blazelega This is definitely a weird semantic debate designed to soften abusers in the eyes of the general population. Like if we define 'paedophile' only as person who is solely (or primarily) sexually attracted to children the same way we define sexualities, then ok, I believe that.

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I also took an 800 iso colour roll for the parade. A lot of them ended up too out of focus but some came out well.

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I took a roll of black and white film to London Pride in May and I took some of the best photographs I think I've ever taken.

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@postoctobrist The US team blazers make them look like the rival private school team from a disney channel movie

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@Project627Kit Bra still on but tits pulled out 👌

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It's giving lesbian librarian

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@postoctobrist Jezza absolutely serving in Islington

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@PhilosophyTube @postoctobrist I dunno I feel that Las Vegas specifically fits into the same nice as 'not a cafe on the Rue De Rivoli but a borderless network of transport and supply'

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To be clear I think gender segregation shouldn't exist in sports. I think if we have to categorize people for sports it should be based on some discrete difference which actually impacts ability. Imagine signing up for the '5'5" and under long jump' lmao.

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@postoctobrist Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two images

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@postoctobrist Now tbf in 2010 I remember everyone was a bit like 'huh this Clegg guy's kinda cooking'. I was just a touch too young to vote in that election but I probably would have voted lib in 2010 because I was very moderate left before I got into politics.

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@postoctobrist Are you trying to say lesbianism is incest? Smh cancelled

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Reasons why BST/DST is a hate crime - Stole an hour off TDOV - Had to get to work today for what my body thought was 7am on 5 hours sleep. - when clocks go fwd for DST the dog yells at me for her dinner because she doesn't understand human time.

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Hair is curling so satisfyingly today

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I think if you're an estate agent and you put 'studio flat' on the listing but it's a shared house, you should immediately be taken out and shot.

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The phrase 'We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep.' goes so hard you'd think it was from a drill tweet or something but it's actually just Shakespeare

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there’s a genre of phrases that sound like they’re from the bible or like paradise lost, but really, really aren’t. like “there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see” which is ofc a jordan peterson tweet about a bottle of evian. what are the others?

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