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Super Kevin Bremner

6 years

I asked my 10 year old son who he wants to win the World Cup this year. And he asked me which country produces the most ethically sourced quinoa. So so proud I nearly choked on my elderflower tea.

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2 years

@SkyNews Imagine having a high temperature and not being able to sweat it out if ya.

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5 years

Mixed news on the Les Dennis front for me today. He kindly popped round, did my washing for me then popped it on hangers above the radiator so it would be nice and dry, but he also ransacked my Quality Streets leaving me only with toffee pennies and them shit coconut things.

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@nocontextfooty The original

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6 years

@scroogio @_DHOTYA Yeah Neil.

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2 years

@sportbible @FulhamFC I miss the days where footballers drank 8 pints then went out shagging.

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#ReadingFC

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5 years

That proud moment when your son throws his first plastic chair. #englandlockdown

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3 years

Liam Moore out and Tom Ince in is the best bit of business I’ve seen since Mandela Court accidentally sold me an 8th for a fiver. #readingfc

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2 years

@iamtomskinner It’s illegal to sell fish and chips by card in the UK. Cash only

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2 years

@letsgoooobabyy @_lknighty @SpecialKBrook It ain’t the fact he’s doing gear, it’s the fact one of his ‘mates’ let the video out.

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11 months

Wales international Charlie Savage doesn’t start for #ReadingFC . Cameroon international Ben Elliott doesn’t start for Reading. Real Madrid target Caylan Vickers doesn’t start for Reading. Ruben Selles ladies and gentlemen.

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2 years

Away kit launch could be a special day. #ReadingFC

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5 years

Welcome to Reading FC Michael Morrison. Looks like a loon.

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11 months

Reading police station after nicking half of 1871 tonight. #ReadingFC

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3 years

Club 1871 just summed up my sex life #readingfc

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2 years

@AndyHa_ - It’s Porto’s 40rh title. - They play a season at conference standard venues - There are only 1 or 2 other good teams in their league To be fair I’m surprised there’s even a commentator there in the first place.

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5 years

Ossie’s year 7 PE homework - to recreate an iconic sporting moment. He went for @JohnSwift8 ’S absolute belter versus QPR. #readingfc

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2 years

@stopthatfooty @nocontextfooty Are we being serious here? Lazy attempts to tackle him in midfield before he miscontrols twice and is easily tackled in the box. But yeah, stop that Messi

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10 months

#ReadingFC Not out on the piss tonight - so humour me with your series of #IfDaiYongge pics. I’ll start: #IfDaiYongge was a bus driver…..

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5 years

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6 years

@winkveron @Onthekhazi @scroogio @_DHOTYA I have been to a party with Neil and can confirm he is no fun whatsoever

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5 years

We’re Reading We’re Reading We shop at.... #readingfc

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6 years

@SeeMack_ie @philipnolan1 I passed this on to my son. After showing a wave of emotion through contemporary dance, he asked if it was black or green kombucha. I asked him if he wanted to ask you himself but he won’t use an iphone until they’re more organically mass produced.

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2 years

Blackpool (a), Keele Services, swarming with Reading FC, 90% firm.

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10 months

@githii @1000waystod1e Guy on the platform pulling her back as she’s about to successfully climb on messed it all up for her!

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1 year

Subs threatened to ruin it today. Can’t think what the point of McIntyre coming on at LB was. Suddenly they were a threat down the right. Hutch as well. Maybe tired legs. Bindon and Abbey undroppable after those clean sheets. #ReadingFC

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4 years

@ArielX001 @dj__error @InsideASCIF Plus he never ‘blacked up’. He simply wore a yellow trackie and bandana. If you think that’s blacking you you got some serious stereotyping issues dude!! 😂😂😂

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11 months

Hearing Oxford have been out in numbers today drinking Earl Grey tea and reading first edition books. Stay safe #ReadingFC supporters. That Undercover Market Firm are a piece of work

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1 year

Ruben Selles and his own brand of anti football did this. He’s got us playing zero football and we SHOULD be able to see something coming by now. #SellesOut #ReadingFC

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2 years

@havingalaugh AND IF TURNER CAME IN MY KITCHEN AND STARTED SOFTLY SINGING ANYTHING OFF THE THIRD ALBUM ONWARDS, IN MY GOOD LADY’S EAR, WHILST SHE’S UP TO HER ELBOWS IN FAIRY WASHING UP LIQUID, I SHOULD SHOUT ‘OI TURNER, NOOOOO!’ AND I’D GIVE HIM A SLAP

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1 year

We have to get this game against Burton abandoned on Saturday right? Pitch invasion in the 16th minute representing the 16 points taken off us. Maximum disruption = maximum coverage and exposure #ReadingFC

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4 years

A huge shout has to go out to @ThamesVP tonight. What is totally clear is that, not knowing what danger they were facing, they ran towards it and to an officer were the first people on the scene fighting for the lives of those who’d been attacked. #Reading

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1 year

Can’t name my source but just been sent this. Done deal apparently. #ReadingFC

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1 year

Purple Turtle kit for #ReadingFC tomorrow you’d think? Both the other kits will be too clashy I would imagine.

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1 year

No word of a lie here: Ask me a year ago what my fave cup to drink tea out of. And it woulda been a china mug. These past 12 months I’ve really enjoyed my massive Sports Direct mug and that’s taken over big time. Coincidence? #ReadingFC

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3 years

I do wanna shout out one little positive from last night. Jahmari Clarke came off the bench and after a couple of heavy touches, looked like he started to settle a bit, bearing in mind he only got 20 mins (WHY!?). He showed some electric pace and looks a beast. #readingfc

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5 years

@RFCAcademy @ReadingFC @WBA Good to see the Trialist brothers getting a run out together. Proud moment for Mr and Mrs Trialist. #readingfc

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10 months

#ReadingFC just heard someone managed to get a couple tickets for Friday in a home stand. Just google an address down that way, register and Bob’s your uncle - you’ll be emailed a ticket!

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9 months

#ReadingFC

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6 years

Seems #readingfc transfer target John O’Shea has been prolific in town today. Clearly still very hungry

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5 years

Is @GregBryk from @HandmaidsOnHulu the love child of Matthew McConaughey and Owen Wilson?

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2 years

Burnley crying about the #ReadingFC Twitter account after we came them such a gracious welcome at the turnstiles. The mind boggles.

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4 years

I hear that @BarnsleyFC are going to give us a guard of honour when the teams walk out on Saturday, following our 2-0 win at Derby. #readingfc

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4 years

So the ‘Reading’ way is dead. The club has lost its identity and spirit it worked so hard to establish under Madejski. We no longer communicate with the fans. We no longer do things with morals and principles. Absolute rubbish. What has changed is the environment we now live in.

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1 year

Strong Riquelme vibes from this Walcott deal. In fact nailed on Bournemouth will sign him after we have him at Bearwood for 4 months trying to get it ratified by the EFL. #ReadingFC

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5 years

@visualsatire Nick Knowles 🤢

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11 months

@MarloFranson @1000waystod1e Says the man who’s never been destroyed by tree roots and soil

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6 years

Next season is #Readingfc 17th consecutive season playing in tier 2 or higher. For 131 years previous we were predominantly a 3rd/4th tier club. If you’re 20 or under you probably don’t remember seeing us play lower than we are now. Consider yourself lucky rather than entitled.

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1 year

Let’s look on the bright side. At least our owner isn’t a money laundering fraudster with a track record of killing football clubs. Thanks @EFL for sanctioning such a stand up guy. #ReadingFC

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2 years

@ladbible

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9 months

@AndyPreston96 Some of us consider Emerse Fae to be a close personal friend

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2 years

@mrdanwalker I’ve queued longer trying to get a prescription in Boots

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@JakeW2311 If you went on 6 dates with a bird, 4 were shit and 2 were OK, would you keep seeing her? 6

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5 years

@KrisPoB Low blow for the postie who was trying to make conversation Kris!

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11 months

Spotted in Caversham. Think the Mike Ashley #ReadingFC takeover is on

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2 years

@mrdanwalker I think all you celebs who are crying over your blue tick just need a crybaby emoji in your name. Then we’ll know you’re crying over losing your tick and you won’t have to bore us with a tweet about it.

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4 years

@OldRoyalsStuff He’s our Polish international He’s our Polish international He’s our Polish international Dariusz W-Dove-Check Dariusz W-Dove-Check Dariusz W-Dove-Check Dariusz W-Dove-Check

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7 years

Driving through London listening to this beaut by @UB40OFFICIAL and a black cab driver leans out his window and shouts: They don’t make em like this anymore!’ and chucks me a big smiley thumbs up👍

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5 years

Puskas brilliant for Romania tonight. 1 assist and almost scored but for a worldy save from Kepa. #readingfc

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1 year

@ReadingFC @PurpleTurtleRdg Heard a rumour Linvoy Primus will be there reciting passages from the bible whilst swinging kettle bells from his considerably sized old chap. Don’t shoot the messenger.

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3 years

@harry_beardsley Great story - new job will obvs happen - and new job day 1 might need some support - breaking out of a pattern to get in to a new one can be really challenging and scary. Moral support available here if needed. Ps. Don’t fancy yellows on that table much.

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6 years

Did @SkyFootball just play a sound effect when Nathan Ake fake punched Callum Wilson? Sound like it on the actual telly! @SoccerAM #BOUTOT

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9 months

@ReadingFC @LutonTown With such ownership and corruption issues across football right now, ‘undisclosed fees’ should be banned. Make it transparent. There’s no good reason for hiding how much you’ve paid or received for a player.

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3 years

Interestingly the emoji he’s used here is the exact sam face I pull when he’s defending #ReadingFC

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9 months

Oxford firm getting ready for their big day vs #ReadingFC

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1 year

I remember finding it hilarious that Birmingham retired Bellingham’s shirt number. Starting to make sense now. #ENGITA

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1 year

#ReadingFC Driving to Port Vale on Saturday. M42 is closed Junction 6 to 7A both ways though. Anyone else driving and what’s your plans to avoid the M42 please?

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2 years

Joao on of the highest rated strikers in the league. Cassadei highly rated by Chelsea (Ince signing). Azeez (Ince/Bowen new contract, pointless signing). Moore - talked up by Ince as quality. Mbengue - Ince signing Clueless prick. #ReadingFC

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2 years

Tupperware full of sausage rolls, sarnies & scotch eggs for the drive to Blackpool. Last time I was there for first game of the season we got promoted. Excited like a little boy for a season I feel could be incredibly disappointing, but this club’s in my veins #ReadingFC 💉 💉💉

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1 year

Not sure a winding up order fits the bill at #readingfc - assuming that thing posted in here is real. Clubs survive loads of these - I feel Reading will pay their debt. Most clubs can’t afford to hence why they go bust or get several more orders.

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10 months

Right bored. Let’s have a Hobnob Anyone trip down memory lane. What were your usernames, who was your fave Nobber, what was the funniest thread and who pssed you off the most on there. Surrey Royal turning up to meet muppet at the Town Hall really stays in my mind! #ReadingFC

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2 years

@Taaaanxo This guy edging closer so he can get a jolly good pic (of someone - for all he knew - possibly living their final moments) to share with his middle management mates at work tomorrow. Bet he LOVES a game of rugger too. Probably a Wasps fan.

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3 years

@dingjme So do pies and full fat milk by the looks of things.

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2 years

Serious question. When the fixtures come out this summer, you getting more excited looking at the league one away games than the Championship ones? Genuinely can’t think of one away game I fancy in the champ next year. Maybe Everton at a push. F cuk the Championship. #ReadingFC

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1 year

We simply cannot just whimper out on this. It’s gone too far already. On the pitch vs Burton. 16th minute. Game abandoned. #SellBeforeWeDai has become time for us to #DoOrDai #ReadingFC

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4 years

When I hear talk of Reading being interested in players nowadays, I kinda feel like their approach is similar to me saying I need to lose 5 stone by next Summer. Would be nice but let’s face it it ain’t gonna happen. #readingfc

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8 months

Every penny going In to Yongge’s Chinese bank account. Gone by April I reckon. #ReadingFC

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1 year

16th Minute - game abandoned. It’s time to #DoOrDai #ReadingFC

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6 years

Dear @PaulClement1972 - I have the same pictures of you that Aluko and @Chrisgunter16 have. If you play them tomorrow I’ll release them to the local rag. #ReadingFC

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11 months

So actually really happy for Azeez tonight. His celebration showed genuine relief and joy and for that I guess I feel for the lad. Good win, hopefully a bit of momentum now. #ReadingFC

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8 years

Classy from @ReadingFC to play #readingfc supporters @NobodiesBday song She's The World at half time. @charles_watts @willow1871 rt please?

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4 years

Happy birthday to Reading FC legend @willow1871 who turns 49 today.

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9 months

Celebrating a 1-0 win at Stevenage on a Tuesday night #ReadingFC

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1 year

Has anyone worked out which hoop 613 and Mandela Court are on yet? #ReadingFC

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1 year

#ReadingFC To be clear - bottom 3 in league one is NOT the time/place to be finding out if a manager with no track record at all - is good enough to turn around his INCREDIBLY poor start to the season. An experienced manager with tried and tested processes in the EFL is needed

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2 years

#WEURO2022

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10 months

I respect those supporters booing us off the pitch today. They wanted to watch football, so when the 12 year olds in 1871 started telling them they don’t support the club, that was frustrating. Also respect the Vale supporters being pissed off #ReadingFC

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8 months

My kid at his first ever away game - Bolton - August 2013. #ReadingFC

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8 months

Let’s bring some beef with random clubs in to this. This shouldn’t be happening to #ReadingFC when there’s clubs like ………… out there

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4 years

A lot of negative imagery surrounding our London landmarks. Thought it might be nice to share an image of one of them being enjoyed and respected as it should be. I’m neither left or right wing. Just grateful to live in a time and a place so accepting of others. #Churchill

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1 year

No problem with the Dellor/Hutch interview at all. Awful time for an interview & his ego got out a bit - apart from that he’s calling it like it is. I dislike him as a player - but he’s honest and a little insightful at least. Unlike everyone’s new bum chum Bowen. #ReadingFC

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5 years

Somewhere out there is the planet that Ovie Ejaria came from. #readingfc

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1 year

Got served a beer at record speed. Asked the bloke if his nickname was Linford Christie. Not sure he’s EVER heard of him. Shoulda said Usain Bolt #ReadingFC

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3 years

@NoContextBrits You’d think he’s have been more co-operative

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9 months

Watched 8 seconds of the Monlouis showreel and I’m convinced he’s the next Matthew Upson #ReadingFC

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2 years

@PictonPedro But but but they did scare 11 old ladies and their Tupperware lunch boxes out the West Stand. I mean, taking the West Stand is like parking in a disabled bay in an empty car park on a Sunday night. But they enjoyed it bless ‘em

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8 months

@pbroadway55 @Sandford_Police He elegantly popped up on to the bonnet at 1mph then lay on the floor for hours like a premier league footballer trying to get someone sent off.

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10 months

Just a sneaky little look #ReadingFC

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1 year

Surprise number two: In front of everyone, Madjeski will build a waxwork of our other big signing from Barnet, Lee Hodges, on the back of a baby elephant whose balancing on a surf board. What we lack in HMRC diligence we make up for in style, elegance and panache. #ReadingFC

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