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6 years

@LolaSonnaye @joanna21_b I really looked at this dress so many times wondering “what’s wrong”

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5 years

“I love your Zimbabwean accent, say it again” Me: Kwarantain

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3 years

Munhu akandinyepera kuti Honda Fit haipere fuel Mwari akukomborere 😭😭😭

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5 years

“I love your Zimbabwean accent, say it again” Me: hoo-tota botol

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5 years

@Unkle_K @danaimakore Y’all really sharing yeast infections outchea??? Wild...

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4 years

Pa Twitter panoda une vaunoziva otherwise unokwara nekutaura wega lol.

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6 years

Happy birthday mhamha... thank you so much for everything you have done for me from the moment I was conceived. You’re so precious to me and I appreciate you so much. I love you ♥️

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4 years

I remember growing up, I always used to play need for speed and I always thought to myself “one day ima have my own car that I’ll modify just like I do in this game”. I did it 🤞🏽🔥

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5 years

Pastors at Zimbabwean Pentecostal churches be like “NEZTARAJESSSS”

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5 years

When I say laundry basket instead of “washenbasket”

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6 years

I just realised, the older you get... the more you start to take selfies like your parents 😂

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4 years

Yo but who fucks in Shona tho💀💀💀

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6 years

6 year old me: Sees air plane My brain Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it 6 year old me: Ndeeeeege !!! Ndeeeeege !!! Ndeeeeege !!!

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4 years

I know y’all saw it too.

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3 years

Mufaro kwamuri 💙

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4 years

@tittyymango Tiriko

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6 years

Any nigga that eat pussy with his ass in the air is a suspect 😂😂

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4 years

The usual... just another media update

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5 years

I’d rather fail that chapter than eat a Bounty😂😂😂

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5 years

How i motivate myself to study 😂😊😊

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6 years

@sanchiworld

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5 months

New beginnings, thank you Lord🙏🏾💙

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4 years

If she’s never consulted you about her next hairstyle or nails then you’re doing absolutely nothing. A colossal lump of nothingness.

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6 years

Iwe Waka joiner Twitter 2014? and une 39 followers haunyare.

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4 years

In fifa ukangoona ref akwenya garo, it’s an automatic red card.

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4 years

The usual. Just a media update ✌🏽

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3 years

@ReyesWasRobbed @ANTrepreneur3 @C9Savo Tariq definitely had sumn to do with it too.

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3 years

Lunch?

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3 years

You clearly don’t know his older brother Mo.

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3 years

If range was a person, it would be Tom Hardy.

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4 years

If anybody knows the production team for #Wadiwawepamoyo please plug me. I wrote an theme song for season two. Please like and RT 🤞🏽🤞🏽

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3 years

📍Mutare Plenty of Sunshine $8 Large pizza

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3 years

My lil sister is wild😭😭 she begs me to take her to KFC, then eventually I give in coz she's my sweetheart. We discuss the game plan and agree on a $10 budget for her as we approach the till. As we get to the till, I pull out a $20 note, reemphasize that we're sticking to the...

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4 years

Happy to be dressing up for church again. Happy Sunday 💙

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4 years

What a time to be boo’d up 😍😍😍 haaa zvinodadisa gentrumen 😭🤞🏽

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3 years

But aye, what's with People wanting vanhu vevamwe??😂😂 Haunyare here?😂

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5 years

I’m so happy to be in a good space in my life right now as I celebrate my birthday. Glad I get to spend it with my fam. They’re so precious to me, and many of you here have become like family to me. ♥️♥️♥️Thank you all. Happy birthday to me 🎂🥳🥳

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6 years

How old were you when you realised that it’s kwa “Meyrick” and not kwaMereki

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3 years

Check stance 💪🏾

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4 years

Lol I don’t know what Zim gents you playin wit.

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4 years

If a Nigga can make yo girl laugh and giggle, he can definitely make her ass clap and jiggle.

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4 years

@leenaleigh_ @WarrenJT18 @brieannee__ @RJBrown129 @Popsmokkee @biggsdaanimal And kiddies section black t-shirt

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4 years

Starting tomorrow, can we have a peaceful week of Zim men and women loving each other on the TL. RT to support pls, I wanna see something ❤️❤️❤️

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5 months

Mazvinzwa ka

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3 years

Issa Friday. Thank God for life, and don't forget to pray for the drip 🙏🏾

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6 years

You ever see a funny post by a friend you last spoke to ages ago and start typing a reply... then you think “damn, I don’t really wanna talk to you tho” then stop and carry on with life😄

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3 years

The Zimbabwean urge to have a foreign accent 💀💀💀

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4 years

@ZimBadGyal @Shee_nobu The main dialect spoken by the majority is shona. Y’all are being a little radical about this. Yes it’s a little presumptuous on the persons part but it’s not that deep tbh.

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6 years

All girls are freaks 😂 I promise you they all butt naked under their clothes 😂😂😂

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5 months

Thank you Lord 🙏🏾

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4 years

Let’s Gooooooooo ! Spoiled myself coz today is my birthday 🔥🔥🔥 Nearly died two days ago. So thank you Lord for another one 🥂

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6 years

I tell my girlfriend she’s beautiful every morning 😍

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4 years

Saving people’s contacts with their gvt names gives me peace.

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4 years

Happy birthday Superwoman. You’re the best mom in the world 💙💙💙

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6 years

I swear the best women on planet earth are Zimbabwean women 🇿🇼🇿🇼😍😍😍 y’all are wholesome ! Kunoti tunjiva, tsvigiri, ma tsvarakadenga, tuma mbama-some, kana nema slayqueen ariko futi !!! Haaaaa hwandafuuuu 😂👏🏽 love y’all !!!

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3 years

2022 wasn't ready.

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6 years

“I love your Zimbabwean accent, say it again” Me: It’s me and you, agenest the world

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4 years

Love is a choice... not a feeling. That means once I tell you that I love you, I am promising to choose you with each waking day and when I say I love you... it means I love you more than I could possibly hate anything you could possibly say or do.

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3 years

"Trouble in paradise?" Is such a violent question 😭😭😭

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6 years

@ShadayaTawona25 #MCM

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3 years

#NewProfilePic It's been a min, madii.

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3 years

Why do people love saying I miss you unprovoked imi 😭😭😭 munenge muchida kuti titichii nhai?😭😭😭

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6 years

@ruetan05 Ndakatadza kumisa😅

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3 years

TL sleep?... Having flashbacks of the time she rode the nut out 😭😭

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3 years

If there's anything I'm grateful for this year, it's God giving me the strength to leave behind every person and thing that was tearing me down.

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6 years

Then or now?

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4 years

You gotta be kidding me...

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2 years

Lol, I visited home and we were all seated in the lounge just now and mom and dad were falling asleep and we told them to go sleep 😂😂😂 AND THEY WENT 🤣🤣🤣 things have changed in this household 😂

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5 years

I just shed some tears remembering where we came from. From holidays ekushingirira, mom and dad striving to make sure we had good childhoods to where we are now... Mwari makatendeka 🙏🏽♥️

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6 years

“I love your Zimbabwean accent, say it again” Me: mini-sparati

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4 years

Just vibing 💙

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4 years

Formal letter of resignation from the streets. Officially the new CAM at GoneBoys FC. 🙏🏽💙

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4 years

Saka mukuda size of which body part of yours ?

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4 years

@ChickenInnZW is ripping people off. You can't tell me these are 12 wiings . The size of my pinky?. Be serious

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6 years

How do you wear shoes without shoelaces?? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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6 years

Me: Rate riri pachii? Money changer: 250 Me: 😶 |\👐🏻 / \_ ━━━━━┓ ＼＼ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ＼＼ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ヽ😨ノ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ 　 / ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ノ) ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃🔥🔥🔥🐍🐍🦂🦂

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4 years

Word of advice... there’s no such thing as taking a break, coz a break is one foot out and once one is out, you’re as good as done.

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3 years

Since ndane PTSD ye Honda Fit, nhasi ndati ndirove zvangu ma lifts since ndandine ka half day se casual Friday... Then bvanda bhabhatidzwa. Zviriko I guess😂

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4 years

Seat anyone?

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6 years

6 year old me: Sees locust My brain Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it 6 year old me: HWIZA MUROYI !!!

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3 years

Toxic relationships bang no cap. Idc, I said what I said.

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3 years

My mom is everything 💙

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4 years

Dressing up for church>>>>>>

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6 years

I really wish in exams they’d have a last section like: Q: Write everything you know in this subject to illustrate how knowledgeable you are [25 marks]

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3 years

Game plan, then we agree yet again and I decide to ring my lil bro coz I. miss him... This little girl orders stuff for $10, then she's prompted "would you like anything else" by the teller and does she not go offff😭😭😭 I had to hang up my phone call with my lil bro right there

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3 years

Ever ask yourself… “what am I doing wrong?”.

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4 years

Phone calls are really intimate, just like kissing... don’t just Fkn dial me yo relax.

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4 years

This is why I’m always in my room. Finna catch dish duty 😂😂😂💀

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6 years

“Row row row your boat, gently down the stream... merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream”. I don’t know why but this makes me very uneasy.

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6 years

Friend: I need to talk to you Me: yeah bro sure. Buzz me Friend: Ayt lemme just finish eating **2hrs go by... Nigga... you tryna eat the whole fkn cow wtf?

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Mr~Bluee💙

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3 years

To all the pretty ladies on the TL, I actually want platonic friendships yo. I'm looking for new friends. 💙💙💙 Zve umjolo hazvisi zvangu pls.

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