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13 days

Just a tall girl😊 hello Monday 😩

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29 days

I don't know why, but let me leave this here for a while.

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3 months

@confess256 I don't know why it had to be this long when you could have just summarized it to "I broke up with my ex who I still talk to and have failed to forget and now I met a distant uncle at a function, talked and he now says he wants me and seems serious and now I don't know what to do

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4 months

I just want to reach 1k😭😩😩

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3 months

Chelimo🥰

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3 months

Kalenjin Thread, let's show these Bantu people that we are not as ugly as they think. Let's go😎

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2 months

Screaming Amandla Stenberg

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1 month

@confess256 All this while I've been reading PS for playstation...kumbe you meant periods 😂

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2 months

If Canary who is Handsome, wealthy, loyal, famous, well connected and a romantic who offers princess treatment gets cheated on, Who are you who has no money, connections or good looks, no name and keeping it all private😂 who are you to think you won't get cheated on?

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12 days

@Weirdconfension Nze I don't see your marriage lasting longer than 5 years...not with the kind of "Lord" you are with. You don't love him, you fear him. How do you expect to be happy with a man who scares the shit out of you?

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3 months

Who is free we get married next weekend? We can use this week for courtship 🥰😌

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3 months

@ug_confessed You guys are spending too much time together..give each other space to miss yourselves... it's like eating your favorite food everyday..you lose the hype for it..same applies to your man.

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1 month

Life might be short but ain't no way anyone finding me puffing shisha out of my nostrils in the name of living the moment. Hell no.

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3 months

By the way, the word "dear" is the most annoying, boring and unromantic thing you can call me😩 you'd rather call me by my name instead.

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12 days

@Weirdconfension Death at 28 looking at you

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2 months

Literally panting after watching this😂😂feels like I've run that far.

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24 days

But you people 😩😩why would you eat jackfruit in a taxi😭😭😭??

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28 days

Yuuuuuuuhhhh guyyssssss, when did this startttt😭😭😭😭😭😭

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14 days

@confess256 But you people 😭😭you have rare collections...wasn't it last time when someone said they were collecting period blood?

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3 months

Logically speaking, I don't think there is any bigger scammer on Uganda like Pastor Kakande...

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24 days

@confess256 😂😂😂😂 confession of the week

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29 days

What are your opinions and views about someone wearing a kitengi to a first date.

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16 days

@Weirdconfension It's the easiest way your boyfriend is trying to get rid of you....the moment you say yes to the friend, they might both dump you....

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@confess256 You are so selfish to look at things from your own point of view. People have responsibilities, they have plans with their money, probably he saves. On top of that there is you who must be consuming a big partition of that money too, and you have the guts to judge!?

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1 month

@ug_confessed 😂😂😂 slowly by slowly down his gut is what he meant

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3 months

You are dating a kalenjin and you don't expect them to run out of your life??

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1 month

@confess256 What will you benefit from releasing the nudes and videos of the mother of your children? Have you thought of the emotional trauma that could evolve and how it would affect you all including your kids? Anyway...just weigh your moves before you take them.

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4 months

Guys at Mutaasa kafero will never see heaven😂

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28 days

@confess256 Eh mama ..gwe for you you just break screens and laptops fwaa. You thought you were in a movie shoot?

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24 days

See this adulthood thing, it's a pure scam.

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2 months

@ug_confessed You worried or you jealous?

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1 month

@Weirdconfension Your guardian angel right now

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2 months

It's okay you make and sell coffins, but must you DM to advertise your products??

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4 months

@ug_confessed How many more pregnancies and abortions for you to realize that you are with the wrong man?

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2 months

Enumeration is hard. This fully grown man with a mature beard and a heavily pregnant wife has looked me straight in the eye and told me he was born in 2009! Uganda😂

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3 months

An idle uterus is a fibroid workshop. Get pregnant today.

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1 month

Together, let us fight sex before marriage.

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2 months

When you keep calling her your "little kitty "

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11 days

@Weirdconfension These are the tweets that are causing the campaign against violence on female sex workers in Uganda. You shouldn't be proud of what you did, you hurt someone and their source of income. People have battles they are fighting and you have no right what do ever to make it worse.

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3 months

I just lost 20k but you people I can't breathe 😩😩it's like oxygen has suddenly become ammonia 😭😭

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4 months

What was the hype for?? Just a waste of time🥲

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3 months

That ka boyfriend of yours who doesn't go to church will sacrifice you one day.

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4 months

Any rich kid looking for a bestie?

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28 days

@confess256 What do you mean by "I don't deserve this pain??"

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2 months

Some clan here caned a married man to death (800 canes) for having an affair with his cousin.

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28 days

The world is a happier place with less couples.

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27 days

I will hurt you and play victim. The world isn't a fair place, and I am not a fair person.

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24 days

@Weirdconfension Oba you go to Phanero, oba kakande, Latter Day Saints of Christ....I don't know churches anyway...but you need God. Get on your knees, repent, pray and beg..God is not one to back out on lost sheep, He will come through for you. But first seek forgiveness from your ex

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4 months

Listening to heartbreak music and no one comes to mind😌 Aren't men amazing people?

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3 months

When side chic wants to post a pic of you two but you serve a living God.

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4 months

You guys sure there is no one adding fuel to the sun?

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4 months

Something about this new curriculum🥰

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27 days

@confess256 How does the cake taste baby??? Hamzah musilaamu , we cannot blame him.

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3 months

Bujingo: Judas will betray Jesus today. Believers: oh my God, how did the man of God Know?

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2 months

In a meeting and chair makes an insensitive joke about women that can't push babies, and another guy says "laziness" men, really? No, I've never been pregnant or given birth but you'all don't know the pain in the labor ward. The least you can do is appreciate mothers.

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4 months

Anyone with good Chinese music 🤲🤲🤲please help.

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4 months

This could be us somewhere in Kampala but you Ugandans complain a lot.

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1 month

@confess256 But why would you be in the talking phase with another man when you are already in a relationship? Advice: apologize to your man and stop talking to other men who have interest in you or who you have interest in when you are in a relationship.

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1 month

The wife you married to shock us is now shocking you 😂

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1 month

@confess256 People are high at this time of the day😂

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4 months

Any tweep from Sahara or Namib desert 👀👀??

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18 days

Something about being broke and having an appetite...

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26 days

Stop looking for perfection in your man, make him perfect for you.

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1 month

@ug_confessed 'Unattractive women and it disgusts you' the problem is that that is your view towards them. You think they are unattractive, the men think otherwise.

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14 days

@Weirdconfension The sacrifices your women make for you and how you repay them! Men😭😭

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1 month

A life without God is a miserable life.

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2 months

You come back to 20+ notifications kumbe someone tagged you in a post😭

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2 months

"you don't look like you belong to the tribe" Is that a compliment or some sort of sneer, like 'you are so culturally degenerated'?

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3 months

Money doesn't change people, it unlocks characters that were locked in by poverty.

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12 days

Does your girlfriend know what's going on in Kenya or you are dating a calabash?

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16 days

@Weirdconfension You apply for students loans or something like that...I don't know..

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4 months

Just drove through Bukedea, guys, let's leave Mabaati thief to steal that money, she needs to work on this place.

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2 months

But what do men want😭😭😭

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2 months

I hope you notice how slowly we are drawing apart.

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5 months

Is this supposed to be funny or unethical??

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4 months

He didn't hit snd run, you tasted weird and strange.

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2 months

@ug_confessed Taking a child to a single school is not bad parenting but rather gender grooming. Speaking from experience, I will tell you this. Single schools focus on making you know who you are, how you are expected to behave and educate you. For girls in single school, you are taught how

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@ug_confessed Your girl simply has an allergic reaction to sperm....I read it somewhere that some women are allergic to it....you should learn to withdraw or use protection if you don't want her hurting.

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@Weirdconfension So you chose glow over uterus😂😂 ye mama...your glowing skin will give you kids once you are done with whatever you are doing.

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1 month

@confess256 Boys that will be using other girls as sex toys?? You simply want to give birth to more users than usees

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3 months

@weirdconfension Please, do you really have to expose this level of stupidity?? Even if his parents forced him to deny, he still had the choice to refuse what ever his parents were forcing him to and choose you. So it's not enough reason for him leaving you for five years. To be honest with you,

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@Weirdconfension Naye gwe😂 where were you when people were confessing how things flopped for them?? It's your turn to suffer honey...have fun

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@ug_confessed Let's use it for horror movie casts😩 it could be fun having to watch actual exorcisms from Uganda.

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4 months

@ug_confessed "I told you, don't go to poop's home and act surprised when poop shows up"😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

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4 months

Y'all continue sleeping around with people's spouses💀💀

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4 months

I don't understand why you all are shocked about goats of 7.4m each when the government two years ago had spent 46m on eight rats. They might as well buy chicken of 15m each.

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@confess256 Same couple you look at and you know no one is playing games on the other.

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4 months

The wind in Kapchorwa can easily blow you into someone's relationship.

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4 months

@ug_confessed Plenty of bad doctors because majority of them did not even want to be doctors in the first place...they were either forced by parents or society expectations, others only chose the profession because it paid good..that leaves us with only 1/4 good docs who chose to leave uganda

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1 month

Good morning beautiful and ugly people.

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4 months

Being a hen is really hard. Imagine being fed to be fed on!

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4 months

Just like valentine's, he is getting you nothing this women's day.

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4 months

The accuracy 😭😂😂

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2 months

Nothing harder than eating in darkness😑

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13 days

The weekend must be 12 hours shorter😭😭😭 ain't no way you guys are going to convince me it's 48 hours 😭😭

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@confess256 I don't see anything wrong with what you did except fucking a stranger. Didn't she have boobs and ass and a coochie? Didn't she look and sound feminine? Then what's the worry?

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4 months

@weirdconfension I don't think you have to waste your money and time over something that is so obvious...keep her around and the next thing you know is that you will be testing positive for HIV

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2 months

But as a man of God (pastor, reverend, apostle) why would you break a woman's heart?

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11 days

@Weirdconfension Call them and tell them that you are going home with her and try to make them understand, and if they don't, then don't go because there are very high chances they might do things to her....just give it more time till they come to terms with it. Your family won't marry you

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