I don’t use dating apps I prefer to meet women the old fashion way (I go to Aswan to look for my sister and work at the Grand Hotel under a fake name and end up falling in love with the owner’s daughter)
Question to all the Egyptians out here: Is the song “Arkab el hantoor” by Lil Saad innocently describing a man who is riding a horse-drawn carriage or is this a euphemism for something a bit more cheeky?
@ahmedhathoutt
Fair enough Ahmed riddle me this: in his song “el 3enab” he writes the “amout fel moz wel manga”. Is he really talking about how much he loves fruit or is this a subtle nod to his covert bisexuality?
Date idea: I dress up in a suit and you wear a white dress and we take two separate cars to go to the Coptic Orthodox Church and then this man wearing black puts crowns on our head and then we move in together the next day and be together forever xx
The existence of the multiverse implies the existence of a friendly neighbourhood Coptic Spider-Man called Peter Boulos who got bitten by a spider on a Sunday school trip to the monastery 👀🕷
Just lectured my young (7 and 9 y/o) patients on the dangers of eating too many sweets only to run into them 10 minutes later in the supermarket where I was buying Reece’s pieces 💀
I don’t use dating apps I prefer to meet women the old fashion way (my mum speaking to my crush on my behalf and we get married and live happily ever after).
Dear Sisters in Christ,
as summer in North America approaches I have but one request, please keep the “getting railed in a sundress” tweets in the drafts.
Best wishes,
Pulling P
tl sleep? I feel terrified of growing old and wasting my youth so I spend so much time trying to pursue different hobbies and passion projects just for the purpose of saying I spent my 20s doing something cool
MFs won’t kiss their Coptic homies goodnight but they’ll visit the Coptic Orthodox diocese of the Southern United States 💀 Bro you’re worries about the wrong SUS Copts 😵💫🤡
I plan to have this exact bookcase in my home, my wife and I will host friends over for weekly book club and discussions about deep philosophical ideas whilst drinking Turkish coffee and eating basboosa you’re all invited!
Watching moon knight recently and seeing Steven Grant interacting with the various Egyptian monuments at the British museum reignited within me the question of whether or not it’s appropriate for the Rosetta Stone to be in the British Museum
#rosettastone
TL asleep? sometimes I feel as though I am passively moving through life with little sense of direction or intention just wandering aimlessly and latching onto new hobbies that give me a fleeting and temporal sense of purpose 😩😩