Tamer 7ozny @simpfrieddrice Twitter profile

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Tamer 7ozny

3 years

I don’t use dating apps I prefer to meet women the old fashion way (I go to Aswan to look for my sister and work at the Grand Hotel under a fake name and end up falling in love with the owner’s daughter)

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Tamer 7ozny

@simpfrieddrice

1 year

Imagine if Cairo did this

Culture Critic

@Culture_Crit

1 year

Warsaw is healing.

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Question to all the Egyptians out here: Is the song “Arkab el hantoor” by Lil Saad innocently describing a man who is riding a horse-drawn carriage or is this a euphemism for something a bit more cheeky?

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2 years

@ahmedhathoutt Fair enough Ahmed riddle me this: in his song “el 3enab” he writes the “amout fel moz wel manga”. Is he really talking about how much he loves fruit or is this a subtle nod to his covert bisexuality?

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Y'all flying Egyptian air, I'm getting aired by an Egyptian woman. We not the same 😤

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

“How’d you know I’m Italian?” Bro your name is Enzo Tortellini

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Her name must be Tamer the way she’s the reason for 7ozny 😔😔

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

The Coptic urge to name my daughter something obnoxiously Coptic like “Theotokia”

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Your ancestors build the pyramids and you can’t even score a penalty????

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

In my experience, people who call boftek pané usually also call their dad papi

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Date idea: I dress up in a suit and you wear a white dress and we take two separate cars to go to the Coptic Orthodox Church and then this man wearing black puts crowns on our head and then we move in together the next day and be together forever xx

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Coptic men 5mins after their first break up

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

You’re in her DMs, I’m at the lowest point in my life

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

The existence of the multiverse implies the existence of a friendly neighbourhood Coptic Spider-Man called Peter Boulos who got bitten by a spider on a Sunday school trip to the monastery 👀🕷

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

Let those who read🤲🏽📖 Recite the names 👀🪄

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Ran into my Sunday school child at a shisha place 💀💀💀💀

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@simpfrieddrice

1 year

Guys Ice spice is Egyptian! She’s from Assyuit how crazy 😭😭😭😭😭

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

Just lectured my young (7 and 9 y/o) patients on the dangers of eating too many sweets only to run into them 10 minutes later in the supermarket where I was buying Reece’s pieces 💀

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Arab men discovered Dior SAUVAGE and immediately forgot how to act 🤡

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

MFs will say I don’t look Egyptian because they expect me to look like this 😩

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2 years

Egyptian men on their wedding night

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2 years

Life is just a massive try not to laugh challenge

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

Good to see the Olympic committee finally using the correct version of the Egyptian national anthem ❤️

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

MFs will eat ass but they won’t eat OLass 😩😩

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

The best part of watching Egypt play is that the whole coaching squad looks like the 3amos from church

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

You tryna tell me a hazel nutted in this latte?

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

Yeah bro I’m really into CRYPTO C - crying R - Y - P - T - O -

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Is it possible to have friends with benefits but the only benefit is getting told I’m handsome and talking about my feelings?

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

Egyptian men either look like Mo Salah or Hamo Bika there’s no in between

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

As a culture I don’t think we have recovered from Boos el Wawa

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

James Bond survived every villain under the sun but died because of a Coptic guy 😩😩

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

I’ll never understand fobs that record the zafa on 3eid😂 are you really gonna play it back after? 😭

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Can’t believe my patient said he just worked a 14 hour shift and I said “major bag alert”💀

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Hosanna ooh na na

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

My grandfather as a young man in his traditional Egyptian dress posing for a photo outside his home village of Deir-Abouhennes (Circa 1942)

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

I don’t use dating apps I prefer to meet women the old fashion way (my mum speaking to my crush on my behalf and we get married and live happily ever after).

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Dear Sisters in Christ, as summer in North America approaches I have but one request, please keep the “getting railed in a sundress” tweets in the drafts. Best wishes, Pulling P

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Ladies what would you do if you fell in love with a man but his name was Nebuchadnezzar👀👀

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@simpfrieddrice

4 years

tl sleep? I feel terrified of growing old and wasting my youth so I spend so much time trying to pursue different hobbies and passion projects just for the purpose of saying I spent my 20s doing something cool

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Why don’t you finance bros go invest in some bitches for a change 🤣🤣

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Turned on the shatafa to full blast just so I can feel something 😔😔😔

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

MFs won’t kiss their Coptic homies goodnight but they’ll visit the Coptic Orthodox diocese of the Southern United States 💀 Bro you’re worries about the wrong SUS Copts 😵‍💫🤡

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

This weekend I discovered that one of my best friends is down beyond bad, reaching levels of simpage never imagined. Keep him in your prayers

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

The flag: The face:

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

Coptic guys can’t commit, Coptic girls commit to everyone who looks in their direction 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

Pardon my French but….. a7é

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

If I had to push one letter of the alphabet it would have to be P

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

She’s a 10 but she’s on Coptic twitter

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

A meme that combines both of the hot topics of today, amazing 😍

Samak Laban Tamr Hindi

@EgyptianEthiopi

2 years

-I'm a first-gen Egyptian/Coptic-American student....

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

I no longer want to be called shitty pet names like “babe” or “baby”. From now on I want all my maidens to refer to me as “my lord”

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Baby girl better change her name to Bella coz I’m giving her that Hadid 😈

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Can’t believe I paid $100 to find out I’m 93% Egyptian 😂😂 on another note I think I’m related to Fairuz

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2 years

What does this mean????

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I’m not like other guys, I’m going insane

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TAMALLY MAAK JUST CAME ON AND I FELL TO MY KNEES AND WEPT

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Tamer Hosny walked so Drake could run

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Duality of man 😤

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🚨Breaking News🚨 Andrew Tate has now been banned from using Copticworld

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

I plan to have this exact bookcase in my home, my wife and I will host friends over for weekly book club and discussions about deep philosophical ideas whilst drinking Turkish coffee and eating basboosa you’re all invited!

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2 years

This is so true ahahahaha please do it ahahahah I’m begging you ahahaha lol

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2 years

unrelated if u think a guy is cute, 100% dm him 😭 men r not used to it and u absolutely will get their #

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2 years

Me n who

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2023 is officially 1 month away, which means babies born in 1993 will now be 50🤯 really makes you think ⌛️

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@simpfrieddrice

1 year

@aleeluiaa Downtown would look awesome if they just cleaned the buildings a bit and installed a traffic light or two

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

SHOFT EL FAR EL SONDO2 🐭 EL AKAL EL BONDO2 🌰FO2 SAT7 EL FONDO2🏨 (SAT7 EL FONDO2!!!) 😜

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Watching moon knight recently and seeing Steven Grant interacting with the various Egyptian monuments at the British museum reignited within me the question of whether or not it’s appropriate for the Rosetta Stone to be in the British Museum #rosettastone

Should the Rosetta Stone be returned to Egypt?

In recent weeks, I have started watching the Marvel series ‘Moon Knight’, whose protagonist (at least one of them!) is an employee at the…

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

I hate “feel good” TV shows and movies. When I watch Netflix I wanna feel like shit 😡

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Fumbled yet another baddie😭😭 When will this end O Lord 😩😩😩

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2 years

If gay means happy then I’m straight as fuck 😔

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#NewProfilePic

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Me if fumbling baddies was a sport

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4 years

Forgive me father I have simped.

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1 year

How you gonna look for bent el halal eza enta ebn kalb

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

My political views? That depends entirely on whose DMs I’m sliding into 😃

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

Reading addicts be like “bro just 1 more page I swear I’ll stop soon” 😩

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@simpfrieddrice

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MFs will eat bala7 but won’t know what day of the month it is 💀💀 brooo you’re worried about the wrong dates 😩

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

3amo 3amo 3amo, shoft Ana 7lwa ezay 🥰 3amo 3amo 3amo, shoft ana t3ma ezay 🙈

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2 years

Only wanna have kids so I can dress them in onesies and shit

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

I’ve been friendzoned before but I have never been professional-zoned 😩

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2 years

“How’d you know I’m Greek?” Queen your name is Feta Papadopoulos 😭

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@simpfrieddrice

3 years

Why the sack is it so hard for Egypt to just make me proud in soccer for once I am over this BS I wish I was Italian

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@simpfrieddrice

2 years

TL asleep? sometimes I feel as though I am passively moving through life with little sense of direction or intention just wandering aimlessly and latching onto new hobbies that give me a fleeting and temporal sense of purpose 😩😩

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@simpfrieddrice

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Gonna tell my kids this was one direction