Simon Mee @simonmee89 Twitter profile

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Simon Mee

@simonmee89

1 year

Dear Twitter, Thanks for the ride. You’ve cheered for me, against me, torn me down from my highs and lifted me up from my lows. Whether you loved me, or hated me, thanks for caring enough about this game to make it mean as much to you, as it does to me. ❤️ Simon #survivorau

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After Covid, I left my career in marketing and advertising to take up a carpentry apprenticeship. For context, as a (happy) 33 year old on minimum wage, that car is worth 18+ months salary to me 🙌🏽☺️ #lifechanging #survivorau

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@JLa_Paglia

1 year

Congrats SIMON on the D-Max! 👏 #SurvivorAU

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1 year

I can confirm. Cookie Idol 🍪 = Fake Isuzu D-Max = Not Fake One happy little tradie! Thank you @IsuzuUTE ❤️ #notgettingmyfacebetter #survivorau #goyourownway

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1 year

OMG YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND AT THE WELL 😱 #SurvivorAu

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@simonmee89

1 year

I saw a comment which said ‘Simon is just a nerd stuck in a jock’s body’ and I’ve never felt more understood! #survivorau

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@simonmee89

1 year

Bad night to wear the same shirt I was voted out with last time. #SurvivorAu

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1 year

Just when I think something is about to go my way… #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

1 year

4th Individual Immunity Necklace 4/4 Fire challenges 23 days on the bottom Final 6 #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

1 year

I can’t even 😄😭😱😂 #SurvivorAU

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@danliebke

1 year

Simon Alignment Chart #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

1 year

Twitter hasn’t exactly been ‘Disneyland’ for me this week. But gees this put a smile on my face this morning ☺️ Appreciating a bit of positivity from this thread ❤️ @thechiliphilly

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1 year

Simon was the only person to step out of his way to find me after he got home from BvB, introduce himself and ask how I was going. Will always appreciate that ❤️

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@simonmee89

1 year

Note to self… don’t ever sit out of an immunity challenge just before merge again. #survivorau

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@simonmee89

1 year

Mr Beaning my way through this game 👏🏽 #survivorau

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@jessmcguire

1 year

Here’s my argument in the group chat as to why I find myself suddenly - unexpectedly, but enthusiastically - rooting for a Simon victory. #survivorau

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1 year

This is wild. Actually wild.

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@simonmee89

2 years

Finally got around I getting these bad boys boxed up and my buff framed. A daily reminder of why I have trust issues 😉 #survivorau

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@simonmee89

1 year

Looks like another beautiful day to blindside the king. But if not, there’s always tomorrow 🤷🏻‍♂️ #survivorau

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@_alecrichardson

1 year

Simon's gym routine #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

1 year

Fact: Tonight’s tribal council was the first time this season I was at TC in a tribe of 12. #survivorau

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@simonmee89

5 months

Spoiler: Mark comes 6th! Because of the Isuzu curse BvB Dani wins Isuzu. Comes 6th BvW Jordie wins Isuzu. Comes 6th HvV Me wins Isuzu. Comes 6th TvR Mark wins Isuzu… Can he break the Isuzu curse & car winners curse and go all the way? Welcome to the club mate! #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

1 year

I know I said earlier to @KingGeorge2200 that you can’t vote for yourself. But right now that’s looking like a pretty good option… 🙃 #Survivorau

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@simonmee89

1 year

Good luck to the Final 4 tonight! What a game it’s been!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #survivorau

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@simonmee89

1 year

Thanks for the plug tonight George! I’ve one final run of Snuff’d hats on the way, 25 pink / 25 green and that’s it - it’s your last chance to cop! I appreciate all the support, it’s been fun ❤️ #survivorau

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@simonmee89

1 year

This is wild. 🤯

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@Sheenobree

1 year

. @simonmee89 holding up how many votes have been cast against him this season so far. #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

1 year

No paperwork = no worries

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@simonmee89

1 year

Goats can be herded, but they move by themselves. Pawns are moved by a King. There’s a difference. #SurvivorAU

Jonathan LaPaglia

@JLa_Paglia

1 year

SIMON is 💯 right that MATT and GERRY will never get any credit as long as they stay in GEORGE’s shadow. In the end you need moves that are demonstrably yours to convince the Jury you are worthy 🤷‍♂️ #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

6 months

I’m breaking down this week’s #SurvivorAU eps with @ShannonGaitz for #RHAP . And after JLP has already said ‘and tonight’s a little different’ TWICE, I might pack a defib for you Shan 😬

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@simonmee89

1 year

One last ‘Let’s all vote out Simon but not’ just for old time’s sake… #survivorau Ps due to popular and unexpected demand… Snuffd hats have just been restocked ❤️

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@simonmee89

6 months

*blows off dust* Tap tap… is this thing on?

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@simonmee89

1 year

You can’t script this stuff 🍦😂 …From an ORG last year @HarryHills18 @TheDylanHeta

Quesa__Dylan 🍉🍉

@TheDylanHeta

1 year

I really want to see this walking ray of human sunshine win this gosh darn thing Pleeeeaaaassseee 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

6 months

Did anyone else tear up when @Aileen_Survivor pulled through with the clutch victory to save herself or just me 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

1 year

@JLa_Paglia Why you gotta keep stitching me up @JLa_Paglia 😂😂

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@simonmee89

6 months

Good to see the clues / idols come with paperwork this year 🙃🍪🍌 #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

1 year

2v1 clutch 🔥

Jonathan LaPaglia

@JLa_Paglia

1 year

Congrats SIMON on ANOTHER win! Tipping out the tribe’s rice worked I guess 🥴 #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

1 year

@JLa_Paglia At what point can I start defending my actions here as I actively play to the bottom?

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@simonmee89

1 year

Here I was thinking it would be a fun Easter Egg to plant. Next minute…

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@simonmee89

6 months

My thoughts on throwing challenges this early in the game. #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

1 year

No friends = no votes 🙃

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@simonmee89

1 year

@ShannonGaitz Me: Why will no one listen to me 😭 Also Me: Remembering how badly I’ve burnt everyone… Still Me: Okay fair.

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@simonmee89

3 years

Praying to the Survivor Gods that we see more Mark and Nina tonight 😍 #SurvivorAu @Nina_UnTwined @Mark1Wales @Survivor_AU

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@simonmee89

6 months

Talk about severe bottomness… I feel for Alex. The poor bloke can’t catch a break. Has been on the wrong side of every vote AND now wrong side of a rock draw 😂 #severebottomness @alexsurvivorau #survivorau

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@simonmee89

2 years

Some people think they’re heroes. Some people think they’re villains. Some people think they’re royalty. And some people just want to watch the world burn 🔥 #survivorau

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@simonmee89

2 years

Time to bring some of these heroes back to earth 😈

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@Survivor_AU

2 years

Every villain needs a historic origin story. Stay tuned for more #SurvivorAU : Heroes v Villain Reveals.

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@simonmee89

2 years

Nothing is fair in this game. But going out due to injury is by far the cruelest twist of fate. My heart breaks for Nina. JLP better be a man if his word. #SurvivorAU 😢

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@simonmee89

1 year

Cat mode… no? Didn’t get that one 😉 It felt very appropriate at the time #survivorau

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@GlennDeLaCreme

1 year

It’s been twenty four hours now and I STILL don’t know how to process Simon’s shirt from Jury Villa. #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

2 years

Wow. I thought going home with 2 idols was bad, but not even getting to keep the souvenir… that was cold. 👏🏽 #awakenthebeast #Survivorau What a play @samanthagash

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@simonmee89

1 year

4. You’re on fire.

Jess McGuire

@jessmcguire

1 year

In the last two days @simonmee89 has retweeted or regrammed THREE SEPARATE ITEMS OF CONTENT that came from our #survivorau group chat, surely a sign of group chat quality 😂

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@simonmee89

1 year

@PreviouslyonAS When no one on the tribe wants to be your friend sometimes your have to look elsewhere 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@simonmee89

6 months

I just hope that Eden drops a movie quote in every voting confessional #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

3 years

So who found the clues on the Blood tribe? Just curious #survivorau

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@simonmee89

1 year

@AMikeBloomType Thanks @AMikeBloomType what a ride it’s been ❤️

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@simonmee89

2 years

So stoked to watch @khanhong hold an idol for so long, through so many tribals, AND take it into merge 👏🏽 But one thing I’m not stoked about… welcoming Khanh to the club 😢😭 #SurvivorAu

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@simonmee89

1 year

My last run of the Snuff’d hats sold out in 48 hours. So to everyone that messaged me who missed out… don’t sleep on this… limited run of OG PINK and Beast Mode GREEN available on the site now. #survivorau

Simon Mee

@simonmee89

1 year

Thanks for the plug tonight George! I’ve one final run of Snuff’d hats on the way, 25 pink / 25 green and that’s it - it’s your last chance to cop! I appreciate all the support, it’s been fun ❤️ #survivorau

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@simonmee89

3 years

Episode one down. We still don’t know what makes Juicy Dave so Juicy... #SurvivorAu

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@simonmee89

2 years

Welcome to the club Croc. 📿😢 #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

1 year

@Brian_Scally Are you sure you’re feeling alright mate? (But thank you!)

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@simonmee89

2 years

@samanthagash I’m really glad you’re okay… but can you imagine waking up and staring at Mark and JLP looking over you… I probably would have fainted again. 😇😇 #SurvivorAu

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@simonmee89

6 months

But I have more faith that Eden won’t fumble an iconic quote

Simon Mee

@simonmee89

6 months

I just hope that Eden drops a movie quote in every voting confessional #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

6 months

@ShannonGaitz I didn’t think it would be possible for anyone to be left out of more votes. @alexsurvivorau : hold my beer…

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@simonmee89

1 year

@MattTarrant Awww thanks Matt ❤️ I remember how excited I was when I was able to fit under the tarp for the first time after Shaun left 😂

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@simonmee89

1 year

@lorexstevex Probably a better read than mine tbh

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@simonmee89

3 years

Beware! Broccoli, goats and no votes?! @ShannonGaitz the spreadsheets are out, but I’m still going to need your help breaking this down this week! 🙃 #Survivor41 PS where did those maps come from?!

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@simonmee89

6 months

If there was ever a tribal to just let it ride… it would have been that one 🍿 #SurvivorAu

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@simonmee89

2 years

Hearing Alex’s back injury mentioned in the opening recap has me worried 😢 #SurvivorAu

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@simonmee89

5 months

@PreviouslyonAS For the record, my preference would be that you continue to refer to Alex as SimonLiteTM over Skinny Simon. Simply because I don’t want the potential ownership of the adjective assigned to me instead of Alex in confusion 😂 Purely based on ego 💁🏻‍♂️ @alexsurvivorau

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@simonmee89

2 years

This moment got me good… @Mark1Wales #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

1 year

@jacksonlangford Haha thanks mate 😂👏🏽

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@simonmee89

1 year

@Sheenobree Close. Very close. But I’d trade them all for the title in a heartbeat.

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@simonmee89

3 years

Does this mean Xander is now stuck in Neverland? And never going to be able to vote?! Watching him try to weave the butterfly line in for a second time was a squirm, so I can’t wait for attempt 3! 😂👏🏽 #Survivor41 #Beware

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@simonmee89

2 years

After weeks of wanting #JuicyDave to flip, I don’t know if he should’ve flipped tonight… on the 1st vote. Hear me out. If it goes 3/3 to a revote & Sam plays an idol correctly, Dave stays on the right side of the numbers. If no idol is played, flip on the revote. #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

3 years

That week and a half without #survivor was tough… lessgo! My picks for #survivor41 Danny and Shan 👏🏽

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@simonmee89

2 years

After watching the intro credits I think there are 5 survivors that have their hero shots from rounds that didn’t make the edit. (Correct me if I’m wrong) And it looks like Michelle beat KJ 👏🏽 and Jay beat Alex (RIP) to the bell. But did Amy beat Khan? @khanhong #survivorau

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@simonmee89

5 months

@alexsurvivorau @FerasBasal @ShannonGaitz Would love someone to join the club tbh

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@simonmee89

2 years

Gees I really feel for @samanthagash when that’s another person she has voted out who hasn’t left the game. How many knots do some of these loose ends take to tie off?! #survivorau

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@simonmee89

2 years

At this stage, I think #JuicyJesse has a better back story and more context than #JuicyDave … and alliteration. But I like ‘The Kid’ 👏🏽 #SurvivorAu

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@simonmee89

3 years

Have we just witnessed the origin story of #JuicyDave ? #SurvivorAU So many questions to be answered… This better be worth it! 🍊

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@simonmee89

1 year

@PreviouslyonAS It’s almost poetic 😂

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@simonmee89

3 years

I’m starting to wonder if #JuicyDave will be around for long enough to explain what actually makes him #Juicy . #SurvivorAu

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@simonmee89

1 year

Thank you @truedorktimes for doing the lords work 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@truedorktimes

1 year

@simonmee89 You finished at 81.7% over 11 challenges, which is just barely behind your friend Emmett (81.8%, 9 challenges). You're ahead of All-Stars Brooke (79.4%, 12 challenges), and ahead of recent SA leader Chappies (81.4%, 11 challenges).

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@simonmee89

1 year

@luk3_toki 👏🏽👏🏽 It’s almost like I reversed it on purpose. Just happened to cook it the first time through 😂

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@simonmee89

1 year

@JLa_Paglia Smoke and mirrors??

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@simonmee89

2 years

Before we vote tomorrow… has anyone quadruple checked with @jacindaardern that she doesn’t want to run both NZ & AUS? 🇳🇿🇦🇺 #auspoI #AusVotes22

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@simonmee89

1 year

@PreviouslyonAS Haha of course it is. Apprentice wages means no outsourcing 😉❤️

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@simonmee89

1 year

@TheDylanHeta And here I was thinking I had a good poker face 🥴😉

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@simonmee89

1 year

@SamuelCarlin Take it back. You don’t mean that ☠️

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@simonmee89

3 years

They are cramming so much into this 1 hour episode… and I am all for it 👏🏽 #Survivor41

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@simonmee89

2 years

Beny in absolute Beast Mode! What a clutch 👏🏽👊🏽 #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

2 years

I know we didn’t get much context behind the #JuicyDave origin story, but JLP confirming it twice tonight makes it official enough in my books. 👏🏽 #SurvivorAu 🧃

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@simonmee89

3 years

Binged and finished #SquidGame 🦑 this week… did not disappoint. Social dilemmas hitting me right where it’s tender!

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@simonmee89

1 year

@TheDylanHeta When are we playing again?

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@simonmee89

2 years

@KingGeorge2200 Ah George. What would I do without you to constantly remind me of my shortcomings ❤️

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@simonmee89

3 years

Luke’s thirst and excitement for a blindside is like a kid who’s waited 10 years for Xmas 😂 @luk3_toki #BigBrotherAU

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6 months

@nickiadanza The whole scramble was *chefs kiss*

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3 years

@JLa_Paglia Great result if you ask me 😉

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@simonmee89

6 months

@MattTarrant Is this what happens when the first boot, isn’t the first boot? #justicefordes

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@simonmee89

3 years

@JLa_Paglia Did you guys not learn anything 💁🏻‍♂️

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@simonmee89

2 years

I really want to know who else won their match ups from that reward challenge tonight! Epic showdown #SurvivorAU

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@simonmee89

2 years

Which ensures Dave is in a better spot if there is an idol correctly played. I have no doubt I would not have seen that in real time at TC myself but thoughts? Oh and KJ playing on the offence 😍👏🏽

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@simonmee89

2 years

@AustinFSmith8 Play the game. Not the player

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@simonmee89

6 months

@kendraruthless 100% yesss queen

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@simonmee89

3 years

Okay so after that, I’m adding Naseer to round out my top 3 for #Survivor41 with Shan and Danny 🔥

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@simonmee89

2 years

I don’t care about your star sign, but show me your strike rate for solving #Wordle in 3 guesses or less 😍

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