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@simonischipmunk

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@simonischipmunk
simon (parody)
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yeah bitch, that’s my ass
@selmacashmoney
selma😜
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why tf did i just get mogged by naked minions car?????
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Lolicon is just pedophilia
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Don’t do it Bob, it’s a scam
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Bello! going to rehab
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bello
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@simonischipmunk
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Bello! i’d drag my balls through shards of glass with weights chained to each testicle while only being able to breathe a supply of ellen degeneres’ queefs just for a chance to have sushi with you over a 140p zoom meeting
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@selmacashmoney OH MY GOD banana 🍌
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@AbeLincoln1799 Banana 💪
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@simonischipmunk
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@selmacashmoney @MomsPostingLs “never understood” and is staring at a woman mid change
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@simonischipmunk
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11 days
drive faster fatass
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Bob the minion (parody)
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bello! beep! beep!
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GirlfriEND BoyfriEND friEND You know what doesn't end? Banana Rt and like if you cried
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@simonischipmunk
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3 months
I pledge to follow back anyone who interacts with this tweet, you have my word!
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@simonischipmunk
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Bello! Overdosing on fent rn!
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@simonischipmunk
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17 days
BELLO! CRYSTAL METH GIVEAWAY!!!🤩🤩 How to enter 🤔: 1. Follow this account ✅ 2. Like this tweet 💌 3. Retweet this tweet 🔁 4. Comment “bello” giveaway ends in 2 days
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@KEEMSTAR Bello! You got Etika to kill himself!
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Bello! Bank u for having me on!
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@simonischipmunk
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rehab was supposed to be a fresh start
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@simonischipmunk
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do you think this is fucking funny?
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Dr. Clown, PhD
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Filet minion
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Meek Mill after Diddy grabs 50th bottle of baby oil
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@simonischipmunk
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1 month
smash
@selmacashmoney
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@KevinnIsMinion this is what i look like btw
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@simonischipmunk
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@DrDisrespect Was ur vacation to Epstein island?
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@simonischipmunk
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@Bobisminion @elonmusk Bello! He should win election!
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@simonischipmunk
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I didn’t know Bob was like that 🤤
@iranyeii
western bacon
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minion nalgon
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Bello! Fuck you Kamala! #debate2024
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@Rafithesilly The foreshadowing is crazy
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@simonischipmunk
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@lilbratel3na Bello! Stop the double standards, asshole!
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🚨FART GUN GIVEWAYY!!!!!!🚨 JOIN FAST VERY QUICK HOW TO JOIN 🤔: LIKE AND RETWEET ♻️ BOMB A HOMLESS SHELTER 💣 COMMENT DOWN BELOW 👇 FOLLOW ME 🤑 🚨🚨GO GO GO NOW!!!🚨🚨🚨
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@Bobisminion @FaZeClan bello, can you buy me fent from the faze money? 🥺🥺🥺
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@simonischipmunk
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French people
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click the Kevin!
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@simonischipmunk
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Bello! I fucking HATE SpongeBob
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fuck hatsune miku
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@rllyhungryhorse #they already came 😔
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@simonischipmunk
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@iFunny @jeb_ I… am Kevin..
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@vengefulfistss why do you find animated naked children hot? If they are “just drawings” or “fiction”, why do you still like it? What do you really like about it?
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Bello! Here’s Grus credit card! Numbers on the back are: 967
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Bello! Who wants to burn down an orphanage?
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Bello! Just got naked rn!
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1 month
so sorry..
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fuck hatsune miku
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“minions don’t want fent they want…” I WANT FENT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@EndermanonX can’t believe this, shocking from Bob .. 😔
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Bello! I just be chilling
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@lilalienz4ever Kevin is here
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@vengefulfistss got any proof I bot? we all know what those emojis mean in ur user 😭
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lgbt lets get this bread
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Bello! I fucking knew it!
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@CunnyStruggle holy fuck you guys reek in replies 😭 Get a life, ur just pedophiles
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@fallenchungus bro is a baby
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Bello! Just burnt down the Senior Center!
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I’m scared for my life
@SICKNASTIE
señorita awesome
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When I get Kevin I’m going to do this to him
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simon (parody)
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Look at this mf’s reposts 😭 Tier 100 loli pedo gooner
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Fumo Udonge
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oomfies, ratio this kid
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@simonischipmunk
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if chickens were funny… bawk Tuah
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Bello!
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Me on that fent 🤪
@Kevinspurple
Kevin purple minion (Parody)
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ello! where is Stuart? I have a gift for him.
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Skibidi Sturgis!
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Bello! None of ur business, nosy idiot
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What the fuck are they plotting? 😭
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Bello, I love playingboycarti! Type shit Type Shit!!
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Hawk Tuah Moment!
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bro these loli gooners are actually insane 😭 “Ur a tourist!! Stop saying loli is pedophilia” bro you are a white American male, you ARE the tourist. This is why they need their hard drives checked, loli is pedophilia 😭🙏
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very true
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@simonischipmunk
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*me giving Joe Biden backshots* Biden: Ngh.. w-wait.. not in front of your mutuals-! me: "shhh, its okay, let them watch... 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞..." [PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT]
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bello, this morning I was at 1.3k. now I’m at 1.7k Kevin loves you guys
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Yall want a minion discord server?
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@simonischipmunk
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in the lab.. straight up jorkin it.. And by it, well heh.. let’s just say my banana
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@slvppy pull up pussy
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@Bobisminion Bello! Can confirm! Faded rn!
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@simonischipmunk
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3 months
Attention people of Twitter! Do not call me dookie!
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type of shit I be on 😔
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Bello! Shadowban test!
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3 months
I’m doing the “whips” and also the “nae naes”!!
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Bello!
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pull up asshole
@slvppy
$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️
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door dash think imma walk up to this house 💀
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Cheers to “Gacha Heat”! Missy just told me it means “Sunmer Fun” in Japanese!
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@maxmoefoe bello max… I want you
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I LOVE RED 40!!!!! 👹👹👹👺👺👺👺🍓🍓🍓🍓🔴🔴🔴🔴
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@selmacashmoney @Northernlion Bello! Fuck northernlion
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@Bobisminion bet, come to Grus bedroom
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miniontwt is dying 😔
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Click The Kevin!
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2 things a man needs in life
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fuck you too asshole
@downhenryv
Lanita
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I fucking hate those minions
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I still don’t know how yall think lolicon isnt pedophilia, let it go bro you are gooners 😭
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wait whys he actually skinny??
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me when I get a banana
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@simonischipmunk
simon (parody)
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24 and eating out of a dog bowl…. Man get a job 😔..
@Sharkfrot
Aspen 🦈🦴
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girl dinner… (chicken and chorizo pasta in tomato sauce)
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@jorgeisminion
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Bello! @Stuartisminion wanna cook meth?
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before and after uninstalling valorant
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FUCK stuart
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