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Cake, cake and pasta bake! inter dispersed with PlayStation, gin, Daisy and @Glennieboy_ (he/him)

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1 year
Camping yay........ You can tell by my face.
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Dad needs wine. Dad has wine. Dad is happy.
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And more added to the arm. 😍
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If you see this RT with a non smiling photo.
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If you see this RT with a non-smiling pic.
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Swapping mirrored doors on wardrobes so @GlennieBoy_ can take better thirst traps. Thought I better test it!
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First weekend of no plans for a long time! This is nice. So might as well be thirsty.
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1 year
Feeling good about myself. And thirsty.
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When arriving at work this morning. Colleague: That's an interesting top Me: It's April 25th, all you need is a light jacket! Colleague: *Blank stare* *Dawning realisation* *Knowing nod of approval*
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I got me self some new glasses. Damn my wonky ears though!
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2 years
First thirst of forty. All it took was a hell of a lot of gin.
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2 years
Let's get a nice photo of us kissing at pride....... #PortsmouthPride2022
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3 years
10 year challenge: 29 Vs 39. Time has not been too kind......
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10 Year Challenge: 26 Vs 36
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Cheers to the weekend! Cider, factor 50 and under boob sweat ahead!!!
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2 years
And thus the Christmas thirst doth begin.
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3 years
F**k me it's cold! Frozen feet and paws this morning!!
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5 years
Can you see the fear in my face as I'm given a baby!!
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5 years
Skin fade 💇‍♂️💇‍♂️ sod it I'm a daddy now!
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2 years
We got the keys and now it's ours. 🔑🏡
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5 years
A random act of kindness. Before After
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6 years
Trying a bit of a Ron Swanson. Maybe I've watched too much Parks and Rec recently......
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6 years
Pokémon and a trim. That's a good Saturday so far! Plus the hottest barber I think I've ever seen 🤤
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2 years
Cheers to Saturday night everyone!🥂
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6 years
Coffee and bubbles anyone?
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5 years
Everyone meet the adorable Percy. He isn't ours but I may have to dognap him!
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3 years
Freshly shorn ✂️✂️
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2 years
Update. Everything hurts more!! And naproxen and Tiger Balm.
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6 years
Is it even a haircut without a selfie?✂️
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3 years
Morning all, the sun is shining and it's a lovely day!! Time to go hit some balls and run round a field all day
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6 years
Must. Go. Swimming..... I brought my trunks so if anyone found my misplaced energy please forward it to France!!
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5 years
Someone likes my beard oil! 🤣🐶
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Today is this gorgeous stud's birthday. Happy birthday to my wonder guy. Love you lots and lots. @GlennieBoy_
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3 years
Maybe I should play #ResidentEvilVillage .....🤔
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5 years
We are now officially DILF's (dad's I'd like to fund) @glenntheblogger and Daisy.
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3 years
I suppose I should wear these for the works Christmas meal......
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5 years
💇🏻‍♂️💇🏻‍♂️Apparently when we are at our most powerful. Post haircut. Plus puppy. Which I think amplifies it.
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2 years
Cheers everyone!! Here's to the bank holiday weekend.
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4 years
I think someone wants us to get up!
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5 years
Simply doing this as I'm loving this morning light. #sorrynotsorry
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4 years
I'm back. This is the face of a man that saw things on the inside! I'll never be the same....
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3 years
Watching Thunder Force on Netflix. You can see the enjoyment on my face......
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5 years
I did my own hair...... 💇 Got that tennis ball feeling!!
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6 years
Final night in the hotel so here is the final thirst pic. #SorryNotSorry #bearded #thirsty
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5 years
It's graduation day today. Or come to work as a Daddy day!
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3 years
Home and it's time to celebrate 5 years together, with the wonderful @glenntheblogger love you more than gin xx ♥️♥️♥️
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*Warning* I'm gonna be spamming skiing photos all week!!!
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6 years
I made banana muffins. Anyone want one? Just bring coffee.
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3 years
What a lovely surprise to come downstairs to. Happy Anniversary @glenntheblogger , here's to many more. Love you more than gin xx
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1 year
The holiday thirst continues.
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3 years
She's got TB, I don't know if she's gonna pull through!!
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2 years
Look at the new hat I bought! (Weak excuse for semi thirst)
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6 years
Don't bother with a coat today I thought. It looks sunny I thought....
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5 years
They took all my hair!!
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5 years
Finally sitting down for birthday prosecco with the man I love @glenntheblogger . After a day of teaching and puppy training we're having chicken and potato waffles!! Get in!
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4 years
I have coffee, now if someone could bring me some pastries that would be great thanks.
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5 years
Vanity alert. While waiting for a workshop to start I realised I was rocking my look today! And the sun was helping.
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1 year
Hoopla haircut done. #NewProfilePic
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4 years
Morning all! Who's for coffee??☕
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5 years
Reader this is the reason I became a pharmacist instead of a barber.....
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3 years
#NewProfilePic
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3 years
Your wardrobes will be delivered between 7 am and 11am. So I get a veiled excuse to drink coffee and be thirsty!!
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5 years
Bank holidays are about head shaving and hanging mirror tiles wonky! (That can't be removed and restuck🤨)
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2 years
Hair did, new t shirt arrived. Pride ready.
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5 years
If I'm role playing his consultant I don't give him much hope!! Poor Harry Potter.
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So we had headshots done for work. I more look like I should be announcing that I will be hosting a brand new property show on channel 4. I'm calling it "Pharmacist's flipping houses!"
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Hair did!! 💇‍♂️
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Busy Friday morning so far. Haircut ✅lecture finished✅ now coffee. I am at my post powerful!!
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5 years
Tonight I'm being a Victorian zombie in a chasing experience!
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5 years
Just following the advice and staying indoors. That's all. Not thirsty. Honestly!!
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3 years
Who did it better? Me or @WillowPillQueen ?
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3 years
Try to take a nice photo with the dog and she goes for side eye!
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3 years
Can the week not have ended already!!?
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