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@DailyLoud The most successful drug dealers in the world isn’t Pablo Escobar or El Chapo, it’s the people we don’t know about.

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@UberFacts When I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices in my head, she told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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@UberFacts I told my priest I was being haunted by an overweight ghost. He said I needed to exorcise more.

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If you have repetitive tasks you want to automate in Windows so you don't have to spend lots of time doing them manually, DM me. I will write an automation script for you for a fee.

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@DailyLoud Everyone talks up Black Panther for being really diverse, but in reality, it's one of the least diverse films ever made.

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@UberFacts Was going to make a joke about my paycheck, but I have insufficient puns.

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@UberFacts My friend blocked me because I post too many bird puns, but little does he know, toucan play at that game!

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@UberFacts The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian

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Is it just me or is the Notifications not working?

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@UberFacts My therapist told me my narcissism causes me to misread social situations, but I’m pretty sure she was flirting with me.

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@DailyLoud What a waste. At least use them as test subjects for experiments for the advancement of science.

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@UberFacts A university class is like Dora the Explorer. The professor asks a question, stares blankly for a few seconds, then answers his own question.

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@UberFacts How many Ford's can Harrison Ford afford if Harrison Ford could afford a Ford?

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@UberFacts I don't like to brag, but my credit card company calls me all the time to tell me my balance is outstanding.

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@UberFacts The world record for biggest gender reveal party was in 1945 when Japan found out the United States had a Little Boy

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@motheraffleck @JLo @intimissimi Yummy! Found more:

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@UberFacts I quit my job working for Nike because I just couldn’t do it anymore.

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@DailyLoud I named my dog 8 miles so I can tell people that I walk 8 miles every single day.

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@UberFacts If Eminem’s mom wanted to she could probably make a good amount of money selling her own spaghetti sauce.

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@DailyLoud Every time I see a Marvel movie, I wonder if this will be the bad one. Every time I see a DC movie, I wonder if this will be the good one.

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@UberFacts Weatherman is the only job where you can be 100% wrong and still keep your job.

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Is it just me or is the reply button not working?

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@UberFacts Being an Uber driver is playing Crazy Taxi in real life.

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@UberFacts Kaitlin Olson is a hottie.

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@UberFacts Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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@UberFacts Before Google existed, a lot more people thought they had an idea no one else has thought of.

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@UberFacts Bought a pair of new shoes off a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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@Brianna2j Very lovely

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@AmeliaWilde2000 Yummy!

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Brown #silk #satin dress

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Black #silk #satin jogging outfit

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@Brianna2j Lovely lady

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@EvaLightstone Yummy!

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Asia Argento in #silk gown

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@UberFacts Were they Stark naked in the bathtub?

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@UberFacts 97% of the population are bad at math, it's a good thing i am one of the 4% that aren't.

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@Shely8x Yummy!

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@UberFacts I tried to change my password to beefstew1 but it wasn't stroganoff.

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@UberFacts 99% of the X-Files could've been solved/proven if Molder and Scully had camera phones. They are always looking for ways to expose the truth. Nowadays they could just tweet it.

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@annalisakiwi Lovely ladies

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@UberFacts You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

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@UberFacts Mike Tyson once watched Breaking Bad. He thought it was pretty methed up.

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@UberFacts It's easier to charge $100 a night to sleep on a used mattress than it is to give a used mattress away for free.

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@UberFacts When my friend William joined the army, he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

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@fasc1nate I have a prescription for anti-gloating cream and I can't wait to rub it in.

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@Morbidful The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the dead.

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@PaulEremenko "Run on sunshine"? But the sun is nuclear fusion of hydrogen, not oxidation with oxygen which is what the fuel cells do.

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@UberFacts The Great Depression would have been a thousand times more depressing if they had social media.

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@UberFacts I'm glad Alex Trebek passed peacefully. His life had been in Jeopardy for 36 years.

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@UberFacts Before you criticize a man, you have to first walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you are a mile away and you have his shoes.

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@UberFacts Anne Frank’s room while hiding was larger than some New York city apartments.

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