Blue blood in my veins so you know where I came from,
Born in a world going where they told me I can't go,
In my lane tho:
I'm in the same boat as Usain Bolt...
Today, you guys sit down let me speak on this. It's time to dead the "you're wasting your expertise in this country" narrative.
If I had a dollar for every time someone has asked me wtf I'm still doing here!
Don't get me wrong, I far from think everything is peachy around here.
I hope my dad is happy he got the single 30+ doctor son he always wanted who swings by on weekends to empty fridge and "borrow" money. 🙏 I wanted to play football he said no. Okay.
@Olo_Mongale
@xMonezzz
*Hits blunt*
Okay this cover is dope, hear me out:
It's meant to incite us to literally judge the book by its cover, which is what has happened to black kids, being, as it were, "judged by their cover", causing them to sit together at the cafetaria.
Brilliant.
During the "Our Day" frenzy, I said some shit about brands feigning "benevolence". I got blocked, cooked etc.
So brands, I challenge you. Show us that you'd help a kid that has to study with a streetlamp as you would a kid that owns an iPad, even if it doesn't promote your brand.
This is how some time back I encountered somebody's father loudly advising the staff at East Legon KFC to try and add fish and beef to the menu because not everybody likes chicken
#Burnaboymetgala
Burnaboy and tems no try at all. They should have used that occasion to showcase our local attires. I mean imagine Tems dressing in traditional Yoruba attire. But hey, colonial mentality too strong for them.
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@zimihekachi
"We both have daughters, let's see what life throws at them" is the most distasteful submission in this crossfire yet, but many of you are so daft and you won't see it.
I get unrelated question:
As a doctor, if I be AA, wey some couple be AS/AS wey I counsel dem wey dem decide say they go end the relationship... wey the girl fine stupid... wey I be AA... wey the girl fine stupid... wey I be AA... wey the girl fine stupid, wey I be AA a...
SYKE!!!
"What is the meaning of this?"
And to highlight his/her desperation, he/she was ready to send a full photo for ghc 10K 😂😂😂😂.
But chale, streets hot. Had to give a few tips on how to have a convincing story. And just like that, she blocked me. Our love had gone cold.
She's a freak in the sheets!!! 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉
No be small eating we de come eat for the Accra here. TAKE ALL MY MONEY DEAR!!!!
Ah wait... Did she just say NIGERIA??
NI-FUCKING-GERIA??!!
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Okay so my attention has been drawn to the fact that the value of the 2 Ghana Cedi coin IS inscribed on the coin and indeed, it is (Frame 2).
Now that I have seen it, I am convinced, beyond all doubt, that the people at the Bank of Ghana who sanctioned this design, smoke crack.
So, which geniuses at the Bank of Ghana thought it was a good idea to issue three different forms of 1 Ghana Cedi into circulation, and a 2 Ghana Cedi coin that has no indication of its value on it?
Beyonce is Beyonce because they blow fan on her hair and she shows thighs at concerts with trumpets and clashing cymbals. Adele will just be sitting in a chair, just give her piano in F minor. Beyonce stans need to respect themselves. She's really just okay vocally, sit down.
So it's funny and all that we're kinda cancelling Marwako, and what I'm about to say is not in an attempt to absolve Marwako in any way but more like a little public health announcement by your friendly neighbourhood doctor:
IT'S NOT ONLY MARWAKO.
There's something going round.
I'll say Waakye has a wider "edible spectrum": hard or soft, one-one or sticky, white or red, more rice or more beans — they're all a vibe. Jollof on the other hand has a very narrow edible spectrum: if you slack small your jollof cannot be eaten.
But my Queen can't be out there in Canada disgracing me with that useless phone that can't make calls. My queen deserves the most expensive phone out there. Fuck it, I'm getting her an iPhone 11 Pro Max.
But as iPhone come inside then abi you know, you for gbele me the key 😉😛
My Aburokyire girl couldn't wait till December to come see me? Ah well, if she's so eager to see me that she'll hop on a plane and come to Ghana who am I to stop her?
Besides, a Breast in hand is worth 2 in Canada. Let's do this.
But wait...she needs some details...
GHS 25,000 debited from ac xxxx3671 REF:33705173839303733-ACH INTERBANK TRANSFER B/O IFO AFRONATION GHANA on 27-Dec-19. Your Available Balance is GHS 28.86
But yeah. Fuck it. Imma still take care of my queen despite, you know, the whole NIGERIA thing... Still not a deal breaker for me. Those breasts will make up for it.
But can you even at least TRY to make shit add up? 😂😂😂😂😂
At the point of "How can we meet", it felt like one of those books where you can decide how the story continues for you by picking that chapter.
The course of this relationship all rested on my response to that question.
I went with "Come to Ghana" 😊
One of my patient's only symptoms are occasional weakness and urine that looks like Malta Guinness. No cough, no cold, no sore throat, no fever.
The virus is making his body break down his own red blood cells and piss it away.
My role model doctor, Dr. Akoto, would never start his general rounds without a pharmacist on the team. It's not prayers we are going to use to treat these people, it's drugs. They know drugs better than us. So...
I've been a little quiet about the whole vaccination issue. This has afforded me some time to reflect on why there's so much inertia in the general population as regards receiving the covid vaccines, and I have come to one simple conclusion:
We're focusing on the wrong issue.
1/n
But... There were some technical issues. The card wasn't going through. Silly me, I made a mistake. I'm so sorry. Try the card again. Lol.
However, I'm in love and it's only natural that I want to hear her voice, right? But unfortunately...
The reason why Gey Hey no go fit ever win Brilla be because them solve question finish a them for take mathset ruler underline the final answer 3 times before they go raise demma hand by that time na time go
Break a girl's heart. Make her clinically depressed. Get her on antidepressants. Make her get thick as a side effect of the antidepressants. Smash those cakes again. Rinse, repeat.
We then decided to take this to the next level, because, you know, it's obvious we are soulmates. She wants a good man. I'm a good man. All makes sense right?
But herh chale, see breast. I was near prepared to just fuck it and let myself be defrauded, for the love of breast. 😂
One of my patient's only symptoms are occasional weakness and urine that looks like Malta Guinness. No cough, no cold, no sore throat, no fever.
The virus is making his body break down his own red blood cells and piss it away.
Adulting is all about "but chale".
Your glasses have scratches on them, you need a new pair - but chale.
You really need to see a dentist - but chale.
Your period has been doing some styles, you need to see a gynae - but chale.
You're tired, you need a vacation - but chale.
I mean, right from the get-go it was obvious this was a fake account. From the username, to the fact that the account was created a couple of weeks ago, to the "Inbox me".
But I decided to indulge a little cos it'll be fun, and I was right.
Nbs copy & paste questionnaire 😂
I'm at a point where I don't even have enough mental space for a "dream car" anymore chale. I don't have a "dream house". I just want to be able to afford living. Accra will do this to you.
"Okay dear". Lol.
Anyway we're still acquainting ourselves with each other. We are at the "What's your Instagram" stage. We're moving very fast, I know. But time is just a human construct isn't it...We're in love.
When the trail was getting cold, I hit her with the "I miss you".
Just a few more pictures so you know what a nigga was dealing with. Whoever it was using that account, that person came prepared. This is some target specific shid. 😂
Middle-aged man. Doesn't have diabetes. Kidneys are fine. Gets covid. ICU. "Recovers". Looks okay. But now has diabetes and stage 3b kidney failure. Can't eat/drink most of the stuff he is known to love. He hopes to stay alive long enough to see his first grandchild.
People who REALLY need to monitor their blood pressure:
1. Diabetics
2. Overweight/Obese
3. Smokers
4. Have hypertensive parent(s)
5. Africans/African-Americans
6. Men
7. Over 25*
8. Drink alcohol
9. Stressful lives/jobs
10. Have kidney issues
I won't stop reminding you.
On this note, I really need us as a generation of Ghanaian youth to thoroughly consider Care Homes for our elderly parents. It is currently not in our culture to put our elderly in homes, but look, they'd be healthier AND happier in one. Mansa from the village is not equipped.
Rookie mistakes to make in this country:
1. Using only one telecom network
2. Banking at only one bank
3. Not charging your phone/device overnight
4. Not carrying cash
5. Taking your car to the mechanic with a full tank
6. Arriving at a function early or on time
So, which geniuses at the Bank of Ghana thought it was a good idea to issue three different forms of 1 Ghana Cedi into circulation, and a 2 Ghana Cedi coin that has no indication of its value on it?
I'm proud of Jehovah's Witnesses - a group known (even jeered) for walking the streets and knocking on doors to preach, stopping suddenly...and switching to telephone and video conferencing. Not a single JW on sight since covid. Not even one physical christian meeting.