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Blue blood in my veins so you know where I came from, Born in a world going where they told me I can't go, In my lane tho: I'm in the same boat as Usain Bolt...

Ghana
Joined July 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@sickofacebook
nii
6 months
Today, you guys sit down let me speak on this. It's time to dead the "you're wasting your expertise in this country" narrative. If I had a dollar for every time someone has asked me wtf I'm still doing here! Don't get me wrong, I far from think everything is peachy around here.
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@sickofacebook
nii
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I hope my dad is happy he got the single 30+ doctor son he always wanted who swings by on weekends to empty fridge and "borrow" money. 🙏 I wanted to play football he said no. Okay.
@BenopaOnyx1
Beno SarkCess
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The Partey family ❤️🇬🇭
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A short story of how I was targeted because of my love for breast. Breast will surely kill me one day, but not now. A thread.
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Chale... Bears have really had some good PR over the years. There's nothing "teddy" about this stone cold murderer
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If you think these were the satellite dishes used in the 90s, you're too young.
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Here we go!
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Symbols of a family living soft life the 90s
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My dad just sent me 4000gh to buy him a laptop. Any plug on the TL selling laptops? My budget is 2500. Thanks.
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If it was Will Smith with a depressed, ill, 20 year old girl, it wouldn't be memes. It would be "Sign The Petition".
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If you read too much, wo bɛbɔ Dam.
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So politicians' children on the TL, you too you can't talk to mummy and daddy for us, that daddy please my friends say they beg
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Girls are MASTERS of strategic positioning, don't play yourself. You think you stumbled upon her? You think it was fate? Lol. LOOOOL!
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@Olo_Mongale @xMonezzz *Hits blunt* Okay this cover is dope, hear me out: It's meant to incite us to literally judge the book by its cover, which is what has happened to black kids, being, as it were, "judged by their cover", causing them to sit together at the cafetaria. Brilliant.
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The twitter signboards you know what like they for de post? Nana Addo ein 2016 tweets sorrn all over the city.
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UN-looking.
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Akpene
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So what is the @UN doing ????????
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Ohemartin telling someone to "Be a man" is basically 2020 in summary.
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Imagine going to a concert to forget your problems, then your biggest problem comes on stage talking about Russia-Ukraine war 😂😂😂
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@sickofacebook
nii
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@LorettaEwurabe1 Yes. Are you tryna do something about that? 👀
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Ghana Health Service:
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See, Ghana we never do concert before. This be the first time. I promise you.
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During the "Our Day" frenzy, I said some shit about brands feigning "benevolence". I got blocked, cooked etc. So brands, I challenge you. Show us that you'd help a kid that has to study with a streetlamp as you would a kid that owns an iPad, even if it doesn't promote your brand.
@AsieduMends
Mempeasem President
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Social media I know you can help this child. Please watch this video and retweet wide 😭
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This is how some time back I encountered somebody's father loudly advising the staff at East Legon KFC to try and add fish and beef to the menu because not everybody likes chicken
@Gidi_Traffic
GIDI
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#Burnaboymetgala Burnaboy and tems no try at all. They should have used that occasion to showcase our local attires. I mean imagine Tems dressing in traditional Yoruba attire. But hey, colonial mentality too strong for them. - @zimihekachi
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Serving KANT in a Ghanaian way
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Ladies and gentlemen... We have another player in the game.
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"We both have daughters, let's see what life throws at them" is the most distasteful submission in this crossfire yet, but many of you are so daft and you won't see it.
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@Popony_J
Popo🇰🇼🇬🇭
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Dear Students This is IGP Dampare's son , I urge you all to vote against him in the upcoming USAG election. #FreeTheCitizens
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Welcome to Ghana, where a food vendor not having change for you is not their problem, it's yours.
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The End
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94% of the time, staying at home is a good idea.
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Nah this guy actually fool 😂😂😂😂😂
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I get unrelated question: As a doctor, if I be AA, wey some couple be AS/AS wey I counsel dem wey dem decide say they go end the relationship... wey the girl fine stupid... wey I be AA... wey the girl fine stupid... wey I be AA... wey the girl fine stupid, wey I be AA a...
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SYKE!!! "What is the meaning of this?" And to highlight his/her desperation, he/she was ready to send a full photo for ghc 10K 😂😂😂😂. But chale, streets hot. Had to give a few tips on how to have a convincing story. And just like that, she blocked me. Our love had gone cold.
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She's a freak in the sheets!!! 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉 No be small eating we de come eat for the Accra here. TAKE ALL MY MONEY DEAR!!!! Ah wait... Did she just say NIGERIA?? NI-FUCKING-GERIA??!! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Gentle reminder that Mr. T still needs $53,000. Please donate. Thank you.
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Okay so my attention has been drawn to the fact that the value of the 2 Ghana Cedi coin IS inscribed on the coin and indeed, it is (Frame 2). Now that I have seen it, I am convinced, beyond all doubt, that the people at the Bank of Ghana who sanctioned this design, smoke crack.
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So, which geniuses at the Bank of Ghana thought it was a good idea to issue three different forms of 1 Ghana Cedi into circulation, and a 2 Ghana Cedi coin that has no indication of its value on it?
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Beyonce is Beyonce because they blow fan on her hair and she shows thighs at concerts with trumpets and clashing cymbals. Adele will just be sitting in a chair, just give her piano in F minor. Beyonce stans need to respect themselves. She's really just okay vocally, sit down.
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Where's the joke? I mean, that's clearly i.v metronidazole 500mg tds x 3/7.
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Me doctor kraa me suro mmaa doctors, na wo civilian...
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Christmas in Ghana starter pack
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Your girl get covid, but you no get. Thank God. In unrelated news, your girl ein ex too get covid. 😊
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So it's funny and all that we're kinda cancelling Marwako, and what I'm about to say is not in an attempt to absolve Marwako in any way but more like a little public health announcement by your friendly neighbourhood doctor: IT'S NOT ONLY MARWAKO. There's something going round.
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Guess the total networth in this photo.
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@sickofacebook
nii
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I'll say Waakye has a wider "edible spectrum": hard or soft, one-one or sticky, white or red, more rice or more beans — they're all a vibe. Jollof on the other hand has a very narrow edible spectrum: if you slack small your jollof cannot be eaten.
@imbrakoby
‎شقيق Edem عاد
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Which one is more difficult to prepare? Jollof or Waakye
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But my Queen can't be out there in Canada disgracing me with that useless phone that can't make calls. My queen deserves the most expensive phone out there. Fuck it, I'm getting her an iPhone 11 Pro Max. But as iPhone come inside then abi you know, you for gbele me the key 😉😛
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I laugh taya 😂😂😂
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My Aburokyire girl couldn't wait till December to come see me? Ah well, if she's so eager to see me that she'll hop on a plane and come to Ghana who am I to stop her? Besides, a Breast in hand is worth 2 in Canada. Let's do this. But wait...she needs some details...
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GHS 25,000 debited from ac xxxx3671 REF:33705173839303733-ACH INTERBANK TRANSFER B/O IFO AFRONATION GHANA on 27-Dec-19. Your Available Balance is GHS 28.86
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@sickofacebook
nii
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Market women dished out 220k. How much did Baby Despite and his playmates go and donate again?
@ghonetv
GHOne TV
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The market women in Kumasi, Ashanti Region, collectively donated ¢220,000 to support Otumfuo's Heal KATH initiative.
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Most girls think the harder a guy tries to win her over, the more he loves her. Sweethearts, most fuckboys aren't busy. They have the time.
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But yeah. Fuck it. Imma still take care of my queen despite, you know, the whole NIGERIA thing... Still not a deal breaker for me. Those breasts will make up for it. But can you even at least TRY to make shit add up? 😂😂😂😂😂
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At the point of "How can we meet", it felt like one of those books where you can decide how the story continues for you by picking that chapter. The course of this relationship all rested on my response to that question. I went with "Come to Ghana" 😊
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They were at the frontline to receive Cardi B when she arrived. They are frontline workers too.
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One of my patient's only symptoms are occasional weakness and urine that looks like Malta Guinness. No cough, no cold, no sore throat, no fever. The virus is making his body break down his own red blood cells and piss it away.
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You people jam finish now you de come here de shout "Lockdown, lockdown". Ony3 down!
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This needs to go viral.
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My role model doctor, Dr. Akoto, would never start his general rounds without a pharmacist on the team. It's not prayers we are going to use to treat these people, it's drugs. They know drugs better than us. So...
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I've been a little quiet about the whole vaccination issue. This has afforded me some time to reflect on why there's so much inertia in the general population as regards receiving the covid vaccines, and I have come to one simple conclusion: We're focusing on the wrong issue. 1/n
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And the...
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Government be like "You want a footbridge? YOU WANT A FOOTBRIDGE??? HIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAKE FOOTBRIDGEEEEEEEEEE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"
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But... There were some technical issues. The card wasn't going through. Silly me, I made a mistake. I'm so sorry. Try the card again. Lol. However, I'm in love and it's only natural that I want to hear her voice, right? But unfortunately...
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The reason why Gey Hey no go fit ever win Brilla be because them solve question finish a them for take mathset ruler underline the final answer 3 times before they go raise demma hand by that time na time go
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This question just perfectly goes to show there are different facets to intelligence. Imagine these 4 were each thrown in a box: (A thread)
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Break a girl's heart. Make her clinically depressed. Get her on antidepressants. Make her get thick as a side effect of the antidepressants. Smash those cakes again. Rinse, repeat.
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We then decided to take this to the next level, because, you know, it's obvious we are soulmates. She wants a good man. I'm a good man. All makes sense right? But herh chale, see breast. I was near prepared to just fuck it and let myself be defrauded, for the love of breast. 😂
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At least his urine looks a bit better today...
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One of my patient's only symptoms are occasional weakness and urine that looks like Malta Guinness. No cough, no cold, no sore throat, no fever. The virus is making his body break down his own red blood cells and piss it away.
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Adulting is all about "but chale". Your glasses have scratches on them, you need a new pair - but chale. You really need to see a dentist - but chale. Your period has been doing some styles, you need to see a gynae - but chale. You're tired, you need a vacation - but chale.
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I mean, right from the get-go it was obvious this was a fake account. From the username, to the fact that the account was created a couple of weeks ago, to the "Inbox me". But I decided to indulge a little cos it'll be fun, and I was right. Nbs copy & paste questionnaire 😂
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It was so interesting, I dropped a hint on the TL. Like "Stay Tuned"
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The way the TL make dirty this morning chale who get this girl ein number? Herh!
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I'm at a point where I don't even have enough mental space for a "dream car" anymore chale. I don't have a "dream house". I just want to be able to afford living. Accra will do this to you.
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"Okay dear". Lol. Anyway we're still acquainting ourselves with each other. We are at the "What's your Instagram" stage. We're moving very fast, I know. But time is just a human construct isn't it...We're in love. When the trail was getting cold, I hit her with the "I miss you".
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What would you call this? Moscato? Muscatella? Rush Energy Drink? Me? I call it WINNING! I'm mighty proud of this guy. He worked hard at this.
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At least his urine looks a bit better today...
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This level of finesse...
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My baby is beginning to have trust issues. She doesn't believe I've sent the money. 😭😭😭 So now I have to prove it to her. Women. Smh
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Herh chale, branding paa dis??? 😂😂😂👏👏👏
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@PunksPepsi Lol, Pharrell is 44. Be humble, sit down.
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Just a few more pictures so you know what a nigga was dealing with. Whoever it was using that account, that person came prepared. This is some target specific shid. 😂
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Middle-aged man. Doesn't have diabetes. Kidneys are fine. Gets covid. ICU. "Recovers". Looks okay. But now has diabetes and stage 3b kidney failure. Can't eat/drink most of the stuff he is known to love. He hopes to stay alive long enough to see his first grandchild.
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This branding is HEAVY.
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I like this photo.
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People who REALLY need to monitor their blood pressure: 1. Diabetics 2. Overweight/Obese 3. Smokers 4. Have hypertensive parent(s) 5. Africans/African-Americans 6. Men 7. Over 25* 8. Drink alcohol 9. Stressful lives/jobs 10. Have kidney issues I won't stop reminding you.
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On this note, I really need us as a generation of Ghanaian youth to thoroughly consider Care Homes for our elderly parents. It is currently not in our culture to put our elderly in homes, but look, they'd be healthier AND happier in one. Mansa from the village is not equipped.
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FanIce Strawberry and Vanilla partials for sale. GHS 50.00 each (non-negotiable)
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So CASH OUT? 👀
@tv3_ghana
#TV3GH
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🚨 Alan Kyerematen withdraws from NPP flagbearer race #3NewsGH
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Rookie mistakes to make in this country: 1. Using only one telecom network 2. Banking at only one bank 3. Not charging your phone/device overnight 4. Not carrying cash 5. Taking your car to the mechanic with a full tank 6. Arriving at a function early or on time
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When you're a feminist, but you're NPP
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@jazdillinger @Baeakam @KaylarWill If i was your man, baby you'd...
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This Way Chocolate Drink... De Gea ne Solskjaer.
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I'd do a whole tour: 15-18th April: Accra Mall 19-21st: Junction Mall 22nd: A&C Mall 23-25th: Achimota Retail Center 26-28th: Westhills Mall
@ManLikeIcey
OTUNBA
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Will you go naked in a mall for $500m?
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If the hospitals too start make overcrowded we for start release some of the patients back into society. There is oxygen outside.
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So you people want show me say, a repackaged Mahama and a repackaged Bawumia are all this country has to offer? Nyansani biaa nni krom ha nyinaa? Ei
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Meanwhile if like them say some orphanage for somewhere de hia chow a...
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Make Uncle Waffles sit plane top lef South Africa come play "Jeans no y3 nice, shirt no y3 nice" give you? Ei
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So, which geniuses at the Bank of Ghana thought it was a good idea to issue three different forms of 1 Ghana Cedi into circulation, and a 2 Ghana Cedi coin that has no indication of its value on it?
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Look at the support. If these same people boo you, you should know that you really hurt them. Go and sit down and think about that.
@SIKAOFFICIAL1
SIKAOFFICIAL🦍
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The Black Stars Of Africa just arrived at the Baba Yara Sports Stadium🇬🇭🔥
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Bro AKUFO-ADDO is being booed off stage 😂😂😂
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A top baller.
@thenanaaba
nana aba
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Partey after Partey after Partey after Partey
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I'm proud of Jehovah's Witnesses - a group known (even jeered) for walking the streets and knocking on doors to preach, stopping suddenly...and switching to telephone and video conferencing. Not a single JW on sight since covid. Not even one physical christian meeting.
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If it ain't got @AmgMedikal on it, I don't wanna hear it.
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My WCW just sent me this. She gets me. 😍
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