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@shvzac
siza
2 months
the universe casually sends u the love of ur life on a random tuesday
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@shvzac
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3 years
theweeknd dressed up as mehmood sahab from bulbulay this halloween
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@shvzac
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9 months
what did i do to deserve my dad ☹️
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@shvzac
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2 years
pakistanis wake up n immediately start watching ind vs pak like did u even try to be happy today
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@shvzac
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3 years
danyal zafar be like YEAH ALL MEN🤬🤬 but not my brother who's an outed harasser tho y'all be easy🤣🤣
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@shvzac
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2 years
look what i found today
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@shvzac
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3 years
men will stop liking your pictures the minute they become interested in you
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@shvzac
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2 years
she’s a 10 but she watches serial killer documentaries for comfort
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@shvzac
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2 years
how is this not out ???
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@shvzac
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1 year
just realised if i pay 7k for a lipgloss and get to use it everyday for a year it means i’m only paying 19 rs per day for it
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@shvzac
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3 years
no right now baby, mommy is busy making midsummer chaos memes on twitter
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@shvzac
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2 years
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@shvzac
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3 years
only hassan we need
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@shvzac
siza
4 years
@Shafqat_Mahmood tujhe cancel karne ka bola tha loru
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@shvzac
siza
2 years
i’m such a headache girl. woke up? head hurts. standing? throbbing pain in the head. out in the sun? migraine. using the phone? i’ll have a headache.
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@shvzac
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2 years
omg look he’s holding someone’s baby that totally means he’s not capable of assaulting his wife 😵
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@shvzac
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1 year
how it should be
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@shvzac
siza
2 years
me
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@shvzac
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4 years
having a girl best friend is all fun and games till she gets into a relationship
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@shvzac
siza
3 years
look at my hand heyyy
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@shvzac
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8 months
idk abt u guys but personally i will never turn older than 19
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@shvzac
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1 year
which zone is this bro
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@shvzac
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3 years
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@shvzac
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2 years
pakistani salons are so weird how hard is it to use the right shade of foundation n not turn them into a ghost
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@shvzac
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3 years
the way hania aamir is th one being bullied and harrassed but the man who was ejaculating on her picture got away with it so easily says a fucking lot about the society we live in.
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@shvzac
siza
3 years
i am no one's ex. if we dated n u couldn't keep me u should be embarrassed instead of telling people about it
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@shvzac
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1 year
i indeed did not do any wonders
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@shvzac
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3 years
i'm so sad messi left ab sara ghar ka kaam khud karna pare ga
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@shvzac
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3 years
if you’re a girl and are going to the hassan raheem concert tomorrow, please please stay safe because I’ve personally faced a lot of harassment at such events and have also heard many girls tell me about their experiences, carry a pepper spray with you if possible.
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@shvzac
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3 years
rory gilmore slander
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@shvzac
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4 years
I FINALLY CUT OFF MY FAVOURITE TOXIC PERSON 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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@shvzac
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4 years
if you're a guy and i ever told you I feel safe around you, just know thats the highest level of compliment I could ever give to a man
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@shvzac
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4 years
smaller the dick, bigger the ego
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@shvzac
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3 years
this guy with an ipad at the concert rlly living
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@shvzac
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3 years
love isn't real. has anyone ever loved u? no? exactly bcs it isn't real
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@shvzac
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1 year
the actual reason they r banning barbie is bcs it is too girly n they want oppenheimer to succeed so patriarchy can win
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@shvzac
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4 years
this girl from school called me behnchod because i was sitting with the guy she liked????😭😭😭
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@shvzac
siza
4 years
me when someone slightly raises their voice at me:
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@shvzac
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4 years
when you ask someone about their day and they tell you the smallest details >>>
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@shvzac
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2 years
he isn’t a 10 but i swear he looks better irl
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@shvzac
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2 years
tiktokers should stay on tiktok tbh
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@shvzac
siza
2 years
wore fuckboy black kurta 🤭
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@shvzac
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2 years
india out of the world cup AND has priyanka chopra
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3 years
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@shvzac
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2 years
tbh it’s lahore > karachi > islamabad
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@shvzac
siza
4 years
who called it sex and not kidding
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@shvzac
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2 years
dating someone from twitter is so funny one subtweet n boom the entire tl knows every detail abt ur relationship
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@shvzac
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4 years
@DesiBorgar Do you know what it feels like to get harassed publicly? Your whole body becomes numb, your hands start shaking and you are in utter shock. In that moment, the person is so terrified that they aren't able to take an action. So next time save yourself the embarrassment and shutup.
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@shvzac
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4 years
"pinned your comment" no pin me against the wall
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@shvzac
siza
4 years
this girl's bf baked her a heart shaped cake and wrote "rail me" on it,,,God why do I only get shitty men
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@shvzac
siza
3 years
one woman, four hundred men. read it again. and again.
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@shvzac
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4 years
"follows you on spotify" ok just say you're in love w me
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@shvzac
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3 years
me during exam when there’s a question out of syllabus
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@shvzac
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3 years
my ex had better acting skills than mustafa babar
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@shvzac
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4 years
sometimes I wanna slap myself for being there for people who won't do the same for me 🤡
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4 years
shafqat mehmood itna kutta dalla hai meine tou parhayi chor di thi
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@shvzac
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4 years
you're hot if you're failing your mocks
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@shvzac
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3 years
is it just my mom or do all brown moms get mad when u look hot
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@shvzac
siza
1 year
there’s always that one friendship breakup that completely changes the trajectory of your life
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@shvzac
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3 years
they’re lying my passport picture is very ugly
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@shvzac
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3 years
get ur girl flowers or i will
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@shvzac
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1 year
whyd zainematics have to be so aggressive 😭😭
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@shvzac
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9 months
@salsa1t i’m the middle child what did u expect
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@shvzac
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2 years
all of u supporting nawaz as if ure not gonna go back to being a pti supporter tomororw
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@shvzac
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3 years
therapy
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@shvzac
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1 year
brown lipliners are a brown girl’s saviour
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@shvzac
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3 years
i will ratio the weeknd 🦾
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@shvzac
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4 years
every day i wake up and get bullied for being 15
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@shvzac
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3 years
fuck romantic relationships i just want a good relationship with my parents
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1 year
my tailor had more issue with my choli being backless than my mom did
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@shvzac
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3 years
man
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1 year
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@shvzac
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4 years
hi can u mention the people u love under this tweet to make their day
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@shvzac
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4 years
once again asking me and who
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@shvzac
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4 years
fbi means fucking bisexual
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@shvzac
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4 years
when he follows every girl’s finsta <<<< 🚩🚩🚩
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@shvzac
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4 years
me realising the fake scenarios in my head are never actually going to happen
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BOMBOCLAAT
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@shvzac
siza
1 year
find the coordinates of the point where the tangent to the curve makes an angle of tan(2) to the horizontal x axis
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Chief Justice is asking tough questions from the NAB.
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@shvzac
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4 years
if smoking bad then why sexy
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3 years
one side of my tl is losing its mind over Alevels exams being conducted and the other is making fun of albaja
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@shvzac
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4 years
MEESHA SHAFI LIKED MY TWEET EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I CANT BREATHE
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1 year
going from Allah mian pls A ajaye to Allah kare B se neeche na jaye rlly humbles u
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@shvzac
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4 years
why can't there be a day when men don't leave their houses and women can go wherever they want to JUST ONE DAY A YEAR PLEASE
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1 year
the half hour they make u wait after ur cie is so torturous i cannot be left alone with my thoughts after giving the most mind bending exam of my life
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3 years
bought cute jewellery today 😁
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3 years
me rn because I watched the episode before they took it down
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@shvzac
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2 years
girls w good sense of humour have the shittiest taste in men
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4 years
hair so soft but no one to run their fingers thru them 🙄
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3 years
10 am classes
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4 years
"are you ok" no lol I'm emotionally attached to a stuffed animal
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9 months
at the end of the day it’s the boy who brings ur appetite back
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@shvzac
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2 years
waiting for more men to use this verdict as a means to validate their own actions
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Ali Zafar
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Even a true empath could only understand a small percentage of what Johnny Depp must’ve gone through. The truth remains that no verdict or amount of money can bring him back 6 prime years of his life. The art he could’ve produced. Smiles he could’ve brought. #JohnnyDepp
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@shvzac
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2 years
indian oomfs be on paki twt the whole year but when it’s india vs pak they start showing their true colours
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4 years
talking stage is the only fun part of a relationship
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3 years
he had asthma so i aired him
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@shvzac
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3 years
will celebrate freedom when i can walk the roads of this country without the fear of the absolute worst happening to me💚💚
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