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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

When I was 13, I had my first love >>>

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

And then a good day 🤎

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Result doesn't matter guys cuz this duniya is temporary (someone tell this to my fam)

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

One thing my Baba told me that stayed with me forever is 'beta jab bhi driving karo, tou socho baki sab loug road pe andhay hain, kisi ko driving nahee ati, ap ne sab se bach ke driving krni hai, koi apko nahee bachaye ga' >>>>

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Urdu ma'am asked the whole class individually 'apko kis cheez ka shoq hai' and when my turn came I replied with 'SONAY KA', the whole class laughed and ma'am gave me an extremely disappointed look 🤡😭.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

Best pickup line: "What book are you reading?"

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Kal physics ka evaluation hai aur mujhe dou chapters mein se sirf aik topic ata hai 😭👍🏼

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

October really wasn't what i expected

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

How do people eat breakfast, I have zero appetite when I wake up and just starve myself until midday.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

Account got hacked. Who's spreading this silly sh*t.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

11 months

Getting me a book is by far the fastest way into my heart.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

Social media pe focus karnay ke liye parhayi delete kr di.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

I missed my physics test cuz mein ne alarm off kr ke thori dair ankhon ko rest dene ka socha tha 😭😭

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

August dump <3

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

Imagine being bitten by a snake, but instead of saving yourself from the venom, you sit there trying to explain to the snake why you didn't deserve that, as it slowly and painfully takes your life away from you. this isn't about a snake.

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

My problem is that I can't do two chapters in just one sit, I've to take rest after completing a chapter and then that rest goes on forever.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

No one: Me everyday before college: aj mood nahi ho raha aj chutti kr letay hain :(

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Amma Abba ko result batatay hue itna darr nahee lagta jitna bari behn ko batatay hue lagta hai.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

The urge to visit all beautiful masjids is getting real idk why.

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

I may look mature but I still wish on broken eyelashes.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

No one knows how badly I wanna visit Masjid Nasir ul Muk atleast once >>>

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Is college dump a thing?

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

In Punjabi we don't say 'forget about it' instead we say 'goli maar ohnu' and I think that's more beautiful.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

So many new releases on netflix and if i have to choose between my homework and netflix, I'll always prefer chilling over stressing myself on some nonsense sh*t.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

I get a runny nose as soon as i eat something spicy but it's still better than eating bland food.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

All I care about after coming home is my bed and my sleep.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Who needs medicines when you have chai :)

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Kya mazakh hai yaar 50 saal se ye number nahee bhar raha, I'm sad :((

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Yeah?

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

'عداوتیں تھیں تغافل تھا رنجشیں تھیں مگر بچھڑنے والے میں سب کچھ تھا بے وفائی نہ تھی' This song hits differently when you get to know that this poetry was written originally on the event of partition between Pakistan and Bangladesh

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

8 months

Punjab College really did us bad.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

To everyone who's getting such links please don't open it, your account will be hacked.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

A thousand reasons to say "ALHUMDULILLAAH".

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Perhaps people use their smile to hide something that they want to scream out loud.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Sab kuch acha jaa raha hai (koi baat nahee result anay wala hai sab kharab hojaye ga👍🏻)

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

8 months

Only Ramadan can fix me now.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

11 months

Snapchat streaks are so underrated. It's not like Instagram where you show the best bits of your life. You could be having a shitty day and send black streak. You could dress up and send millions streaks trying out different filters. And the best part, if you break snap streaks

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

8 months

I love being around people who laugh a lot. The energy is top tier.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

This physics exam should go well cuz it has to cuz I can't afford another ganda paper 😭😭

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Every morning I decide not to go to college then after 5 minutes I get up myself and start getting ready?

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Alif and sadqay tumharay are the two TV shows I can watch a 100 times and cry on each episode.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

Areyyy bhaii nahi bheja mein ne kisi ko koi link 😭🤦🏻‍♀️.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

PGC sucks fr.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

August bhi barbaad kr liya ab September ki baari 👍🏼

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

When Paulo Coelho in Alchemist wrote 'When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it' >>>

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

8 months

Life is too short to argue just say "maazrat ke saath gay tou nahi hain ap?" and move on.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Raat ko mein neend ke peechay lectures mein neend mere peechay :)

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

The Friv games eraaa>>>>

rayyan definitely | Booktwt stan 📚

@rayyanparhlo

1 year

This was an era

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

Why am I getting so rudeee?

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

Therapy is expensive so I listen to Zia Mohyeddin.

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Eisha Rana

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9 months

January Dump

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Eisha Rana

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9 months

Every girl deserves a "Fazal Bakhsh" in her life.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

8 months

Har maheenay elections honay chahiye mauj masti lagi rahay gi.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

ap kesi larki hain kammo ji?

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

once you make a good chai in a desi family, it's over, you're chaiwala of your home from that time.

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Eisha Rana

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7 months

Once you start hating chemistry, there's no going back.

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Eisha Rana

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9 months

Overthinking mein PHD ki hui hai.

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Eisha Rana

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8 months

Having 0 interest in politics is sooo peaceful istggg.

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

sometimes we just need to thank Allah for what didn't happen.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Why do old people sitting alone make me so sad;(

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

پر یہ من مایوس ہے بہت ہنگامے میں گرفت اس بھیڑ میں٫ اس شور میں اکیلا ہے من، اکیلا ہوں میں۔

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

9 months

Class mein bethay bethay zone out honay ki adat kisi din mujhe maar parewaye gi.

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

Recently I had a deep conversation with a friend. She seemed okay until I eventually realized that, this is a sad generation of people struggling to survive through smiling faces and posting pretty pictures.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

There was a time I used to love shaam ka waqt, now look at me sleeping through that time.

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

Empty roads, heavy rain, night walks what more do I want from this life.

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

I'm so freaking tired, I can't do this chemistry testtt 😭

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Eisha Rana

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11 months

I need to kill atleast one of my siblings to be healed.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Pov: it's Sunday morning, you ask your mom for chai while you start sorting old books out and you found an old flower, one of your school friends gave you and the memories came back flashing in>>>

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Eisha Rana

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9 months

Only a macbook can fix me now.

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Eisha Rana

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8 months

Why is everyone criticizing shera on leaving Shandaar mobiles? Maybe he had his own reasons we know nothing about. Maybe he didn't want to be with the Butt brothers, he's living his own life. Stop making people guilty for whatever they choose for themselves.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

7 months

A very late Ramadan Mubarak y'allllll. ✨✨

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Eisha Rana

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9 months

Behind every Yes sir/Yes ma'am ghanta kuch samajh nahi aa raha is silent.

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

Maturity is realising you don't have many friends, you just know a lot of people.

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

So my friend got 523 marks out of 555 in board exams and she's not happy? Wtffff?

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

When Khaled Hosseini said, 'I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn't. And Franz Kafka said 'And what I really intended to say in the end remains unsaid'.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

When the night feels calmer, the lights feel softer and you start revisiting the hobbies you had as a child>>>>

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

kaam aise karo 4 loug bolein "behn tu pagal wagal tou nahee hai?!"

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

I hate people who fall asleep as soon as they close their eyes, like that takes me 7 hours, 800 positions, entire Netflix series and 7 different scenarios.

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Eisha Rana

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11 months

Ain't nothing funny for a college student in December.

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

I'm not an introvert, it's just that ion talk to people I don't get good vibes from.

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Eisha Rana

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9 months

"You look happy, what's so special?" Me:

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Eisha Rana

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8 months

Think I'll miss you forever like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky.

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

Mama se maar khanay ka dil kr raha hai, kuch tou ghalti se torna padey ga 😈

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Me giving reasons to Allah miyan why I deserve a chutti so bad :

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Eisha Rana

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11 months

The best thing about you is your eyes, I really want to write about all the magical things about you, but your eyes have imprisoned my sight!

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

Baba when mama cooks something I don't like: aik nawala mere haath se khaa lo naa acha lagaa tou chor dena.

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Eisha Rana

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9 months

-But then it passed, as all the things do.

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Eisha Rana

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8 months

College mein maza anay lagaa tha tou college life end hogayi :p

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

Not letting people know too much about you is self care idc.

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Eisha Rana

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10 months

God jee ne mujhe sirf lougon ki snaps save krnay ke liye tou nahi bheja hoga.

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Eisha Rana

@shutuphojaoyou

1 year

Kuch bhi parhay baghair college jaa rahee hun :) wish me luck 🤞🏻

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Eisha Rana

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8 months

The Kite Runner -a thread "For you a thousand times over"

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

Pov: your life has turned to a point when you've to wait for Sundays to do proper nashta like Chai paratha, Aloo wala paratha 😭

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Eisha Rana

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9 months

Social media needs to crash for like a year so that everybody can snap back into reality.

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

Today was 9th result and my van uncle's son topped in his school, while picking us from college he told us and was so happy, everybody was calling him to congratulate, parents are sooo precious.

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

"Who except Allah can give you peace? Has the world been able to satisfy your heart?"

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

Life mein jo ho raha hai, uss ki kuch samajh nahi aa rahi 👌🏻

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Eisha Rana

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8 months

Bro i woke up and offered Maghrib at 5 30, lekin ye azaan ki awaaz tou ab aa rahi hai 😭🤡

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Eisha Rana

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1 year

Today was soooo goood, felt sooo good after sooooo longgg Alhumdullilaah.

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