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@shutupdalton_

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trailer trash heartthrob. socialist dirtbag. all gas no brakes.

Valdosta, GA
Joined July 2016
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
5 years
Me: "WWE is a dumpster fire and I'm never watching their programming again" *edge returns* Me: #RoyalRumble
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5 years
@GavBurl @alainadelrey Those original three mixtapes were my shit. 🙌🏻
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5 years
@fatherjstn @Bad1ll0 *switches positions to keep from nutting* *Nuts anyway* "... awh man 😔"
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@shutupdalton_
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9 months
if you don’t like eddie kingston i think less of you as a human being.
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9 months
Eddie Kingston is a rorschach test for if you like pro wrestling or just like Vince McMahon's vision of it.
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@shutupdalton_
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1 year
@highlifeenjoyer This reply makes me believe he’s in the right
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@shutupdalton_
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5 years
Wrestling is better than the things you like.
@smarktodeath
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5 years
Yo... this is insanity! #GCWBackyard
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@shutupdalton_
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9 months
the redacted name on the epstein flight logs was actually stepstool sarah
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@shutupdalton_
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7 months
@tofeelhealed ETID - Low Teens God’s Hate - S/T Comeback Kid - Heavy Steps DRAIN - Living Proof Zulu - A New Tomorrow Incendiary - Thousand Mile Stare Spiritword - Deathwestern Twitching Tounges - Gaining Purpose Mindforce - New Lords ‘68 - Yes, and End It - Unpleasant Living
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@WalkerBragman
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2 years
God fuck this
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@shutupdalton_
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10 months
@blkwdxvx get ready to learn tren, buddy.
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2 years
idk if this is a hot take but Tucker and Dale vs Evil is one of the best horror movies of all time.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
9 months
i would simply just hit him
@vintagepuro
Vintage Puroresu プロレス
9 months
55 year old Johnny Saint brings some technical sorcery to Michinoku Pro! 🇬🇧
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@shutupdalton_
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9 months
fuck vince, fuck the fed, fuck whoever enabled this shit. that might be the most disgusting thing i’ve ever read.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
1 year
Some of y’all don’t know about team tremendous and it shows
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iNDUBIOUS
1 year
Fuck it, Bobby Dutch highlights
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
2 years
As a little country boy and I stumbled on ROH and found out about Jay Briscoe. Seeing someone that talked like me that wasn't a caricature was very cool and he's probably THE reason I started watching wrestling outside of WWE. Everything he did FELT real. RIP Jay Briscoe.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
5 years
@ManceWarner jumping in the crowd to shut up some sexist piece of shit was the fucking coolest. Wrestling is for fucking everyone.
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9 months
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
7 months
i scrolled down far enough on this tweet to see people suggest that the federal government is telling underwear company fruit of the loom to lie about their logo. this country is cooked.
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Fruit of the Loom
3 years
Did it hurt? When you realized our logo never had a cornucopia.
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@shutupdalton_
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11 months
happy birthday my love. daddy loves you forever and always.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
2 years
the last few years i poured everything into trying to save something that was doomed. in the past month i've been regularly going to therapy. i've made my first doctors appointment in years. i enrolled in school. i'm finally taking care of myself and it feels good.
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5 years
@NOAHs_Savior @RichHomieJuice Shlak isn't a Nazi dude. Find something else to be mad about. With this and Effys Big Gay Brunch GCW is giving the Wrestling something that's long overdue, this is something that should be celebrated, not criticized.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
3 years
Never in my life did I think I’d be attempting to plan a trip to North Dakota but here we are.
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2 years
hey i can post this now cool
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
2 years
Can't be friends with Ed anymore. He owns land in too many people's heads and I don't fuck with landlords.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
1 year
Full recovery and at home feeling great. 🙂
@shutupdalton_
Dalton
1 year
My grandfather has covid and isn’t doing great. Positive vibes appreciated. If you’re the praying type those couldn’t hurt either.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
2 years
when your kid wants to do your makeup you let her do your makeup.
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@shutupdalton_
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2 years
happy birthday to the best thing i've ever done with my life
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Dalton
1 year
I've never heard of this band but now I'm gonna listen to their whole discography.
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bodybox
1 year
ITS TOUR TIME = ITS PARTY TIME.
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@shutupdalton_
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2 years
thank you for always believing in me. i’ll love you forever.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
10 months
hey @FirehouseSubs i just watched one of your employees spit on my sandwich. she was hot so i don’t mind. i was actually wondering if you could slide me her number.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
2 years
she’s at peace. thank everyone for all the kind wishes.
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Dalton
2 years
the thing that i don’t understand, out of all of the people that deserve to suffer in this world, my granny is absolutely not one of them. the kindest woman i’ve ever known is brain dead and gasping for every breath and i can’t do anything but watch. it’s not fucking fair.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
3 years
LMAO LOOK AT HER BRAGGING THAT SHE HAS BAD SEX
@_takeeiteasy
HER ✨
3 years
any guy pulling out toys during sex is gay and you can’t tell me otherwise.
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@shutupdalton_
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2 years
that ‘68 @hate5six set my god 🫡
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@shutupdalton_
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2 years
i'm an adult wrestling fan, i don't need a medical professional to tell me that i have autism.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
9 months
@tofeelhealed it’s funny that anybody thinks someone is starting a hc band as a cash grab. there’s no money to be made here unless it’s an accident. if it was about the money they would have announced neighbourhood man as the vocalist well ahead of time and headlined a club instead of opening.
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@shutupdalton_
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3 years
White women in custom black friday t shirts are nightmare people. Literally the last person I want to have a conversation with. 1/10 human beings.
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@shutupdalton_
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3 years
Finally made a sex playlist
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@shutupdalton_
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3 years
Even in death I’m still kinda cute
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@shutupdalton_
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1 year
Thinking the Young Bucks aren’t carnies is S+ tier delusion.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
1 year
YHUU FUCKIN YANKS WOULDN'T LAST CHUUU SECONDS INNA BRI' 'ISH HEATWAVE. CHU BUSY GETTIN SLAW ERREEED IN SHHHHHCHHOOOL.
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1 year
americans wouldn’t last 2 seconds in a british heatwave
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@shutupdalton_
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10 months
i’ve always been hyper paranoid about smelling good. being a fan of both hardcore and wrestling means i got a double dose of stereotypes and i am NOT falling to the smelly boy allegations.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
2 years
been out of the game so long i'm gonna pull up to a mall with a poster board chris chan style.
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@shutupdalton_
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10 months
@tofeelhealed bc people don’t actually care about allegations, they’re just trying to pop off and do some weird gotcha
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
11 months
i miss if you catch my grift
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
5 years
Shout out @GCWrestling_ man. I've never seen a show like that before and I'm hoping that it'll become a yearly thing. The most punk rock shit I've seen in a long time. #GCWBACKYARD
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@shutupdalton_
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3 years
Thank you everyone that made this weekend special. I’ll never forget it.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
1 year
not one day has went by that i haven't thought about you. i love you and i miss you.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
9 months
i’m a jaded and bitter wrestling fan but eddie kingston makes me feel like a kid again and it rocks
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
3 years
Whoever is out there was looking out for me when they gave me you. ❤️
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1 year
@wrestlingbubble Rod-tard strength
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Dalton
1 year
Fuck you jarlic rocks
@InternetHippo
Political Science B.A.
1 year
Not to get political but this is an abomination. What has become of our country
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@shutupdalton_
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2 years
thoughts, prayers, vibes, whatever you got i need a few.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
9 months
fuck a soft launch
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2 years
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@shutupdalton_
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2 years
ain't nobody sillier than me. ain't nobody goofier than me. got that goose in me.
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@shutupdalton_
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11 months
the ability to get an energy drink from a fountain machine in a comically large cup is one of the few things that make me proud to be an american
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@shutupdalton_
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5 years
@dangitslexx @inkjxt Don't you dare come at me. Avacado is so gross.
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2 years
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4 years
Ku v Garcia is gonna be match of the day and if anyone disagrees they can fight me idc #IWTVReunion
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2 years
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@shutupdalton_
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11 months
i’ve seen so many people shitting on this but honestly i fuck with it. it’s a person trying to feed their family on limited time and a limited budget. gotta respect the hustle. plus dude it’s white people taco meat and tater tots, you can’t fuck that up.
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@shutupdalton_
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2 years
YOU WONT NEVER SEE ME GIVE A FUCK ABOUT A BITCH, FUCK THAT SIMP SHIT. THESE HOES GOTTA LEARN SOME TIME. HOT BOY SUMMER OUT HER- wait what's this
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@shutupdalton_
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2 years
I've lost over ten pounds since Monday and all it took was being deathly ill.
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@shutupdalton_
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3 years
Under 200 lbs for the first time in a WHILE.
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1 year
Fuck it, progress pics.
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@shutupdalton_
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3 years
First Rager weekend was a success.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
3 years
My toxic trait is when someone is telling me something personal to them I always talk about myself by accident. It’s not that I’m a narcissist I just wanna let them know that I relate, but it always comes off as me being a narcissist. 😭
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@shutupdalton_
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1 year
My grandfather has covid and isn’t doing great. Positive vibes appreciated. If you’re the praying type those couldn’t hurt either.
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1 year
harlynn has improved so much since the beginning of the school year. proud is an understatement. i love you forever and always my little shithead.
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Dalton
2 years
"leftists" stop looking down on working class jobs challenge [impossible]
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@shutupdalton_
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2 years
Blessed. 🥹
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9 months
glad i dragged myself out of the second half of 2023. your boy almost didn’t make it. therapy and my daughter saved my life.
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2 years
all the men commenting negative stuff on the doja cat nudes are insane. kinda crazy to admit that you’ve never slept with a woman but go off i guess.
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3 years
Holy shit I just got in the wrong persons car at Walmart. I just scared someone half to death.
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10 months
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@DreMeMoTo
🎃 ScreaMeMoTo (@drememoto.bsky.social)
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You can put literally any fictional character on Namek and it’s instantly hilarious
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2 years
finished signing up for school and i start may 15th. brb gonna run through a fucking wall.
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3 years
I went to NYC and all I got was this positive Covid test
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Dalton
1 year
personally i think more wife beaters should be set on fire. eat shit masada.
@TMZ_Sports
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1 year
Wrestler Sets Himself On Fire In Deathmatch Event, Suffers Significant Burns
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8 months
happy valentine’s day to my girlfriend that doesn’t have a twitter
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3 years
So far today I have: been in a courtroom, went to a fancy restaurant and got day drunk. It’s barely past noon.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
1 year
easy
@slime_machine
slime
1 year
HELLO I NEED CULTURAL LITERACY PLEASE REPLY WITH YOUR FAVORITE TIKTOK OF ALL TIME EVER, HAS TO BE AT LEAST OLDER THAN A MONTH, ALONG WITH YOUR AGE AND WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO YOU I WILL GO OVER THEM ON STREAM LATER TODAY AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WORLD THROUGH YOUR EYES
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2 years
mr brown was a psyop to get all of us to shit our pants
@mtaibbi
Matt Taibbi
2 years
“HELLO TWITTER CONTACTS”: The master-canine quality of the FBI’s relationship to Twitter comes through in this November 2022 email, in which “FBI San Francisco is notifying you” it wants action on four accounts:
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7 months
riho is a good wrestler and i was wrong for not liking her. this is a 100% genuine thought. i was not threatened into saying this.
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1 year
I’ll never get over this. To say I’m proud is an understatement.
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@shutupdalton_
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3 years
@JalynWasTaken @Khalchris_ @sudodd921 @joeywreck What in the goddamn fuck are you talking about
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Dalton
1 year
The measuring stick. Greatest match of all time.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
2 years
this is so fucking nice. thank you @PodVanDam and the rest of the @CatchMyGriftPod crew.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
5 years
Fuck outta here with that bullshit. I'd put on a dress and dance for my daughter in a heartbeat. Quit shaming men that are out here trying to be good parents. I bet his wife sucked all the testosterone out of him that night for being a such a good dad.
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@shutupdalton_
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11 months
austin isn’t on twitter anymore so i feel comfortable saying this since he’ll never see it. i love this dude to death. he’s an incredible friend and was the driving force behind IYCMG. having anyone on first that isn’t the man himself just feels wrong. see you soon dickheads. 😘
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
2 years
all y'all are hating, i'm trying to bust out a mean two step to bitch i'm a cow
@Revolvermag
revolvermag
2 years
🤯 DOJA CAT plans to get a band together and start making "raw, unfiltered hardcore punk"
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5 years
@CEO4SHO @BR_MLB If you wanna come to the east coast come to Georgia. We got good music and hot wings. All NYC got is big ass rats and a bad attitude.
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1 year
the fact that a divorce costs $220 when both parties completely agree on the terms and no lawyers are involved should be illegal.
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Dalton
2 years
CM Punk vs MJF is hand down my favorite match I’ve seen live and honestly I don’t care if Punk comes back, I’ll always have that memory.
@ageofthefever
Duane
2 years
If Punk never wrestles again that sucks. I wouldn’t be shocked. His body has given up on him and it’s probably gotten to be too much for him with all the bullshit. But he proved he’s one of the best ever. Whatever you think of him no one controls a crowd like that guy.
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11 months
taco bell discontinued the chicken enchilada burrito and i would like everyone to know that this is a personal attack on me, my values and my beliefs. i will not stop until i find the ceo of taco bell and beat him to d***h with my bare hands.
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@shutupdalton_
Dalton
1 year
left my earbuds at home and i'm being forced to raw dog work. pls help.
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