𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑚? 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑌𝑖𝑛ℎ𝑢𝑎, 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝐿𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝐿𝑖 𝐽𝑖𝑢𝑦𝑢𝑎𝑛.
In another life where Shen Jiu did not become Shen Qingqiu.
Do not use/repost.
lbh: shizun what are you doing outside? it's cold.
me: I am the immortal Shen Qingqiu, the Graceful Xiu Ya Sword, Esteemed Peak Lord of Qing Jing Peak and I can do what I want—
lbh: it's alright shizun, where's the spider?
me: ...behind the door
[ Day 1: Gamer AU - Hero/Villain ]
New MMO: Proud Immortal Demon Way! Explore an open world and choose your own faction between cultivators and demons. But be warned, each faction is marked hostile for the other!
#人渣反派自救系统
#ScumVillainsSelfSavingSystem
#BingQiuWeek2020
#bingjiu
mmo au: sj, one of the top players who is one of the few selected players who can be considered "mentors" in the game who knows the in and outs of the game and all classes it offers.
lbh: a "old" new player returning after a long time of not playing. +
Based on a recent, random picture I took last time.
Shen Yuan cosplaying as Shen Qingqiu to meet Binghe cosplayers (and maybe hug their thighs)? More likely than you think.
hades/persephone bingjiu au where sj is a very unwilling persephone and demands lbh to do specific tasks before he agrees to marriage. where he gets kidnapped to the demon realm with yqy as acting demeter.
I say acting bc they're obviously not related.
𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑚? 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑌𝑖𝑛ℎ𝑢𝑎, 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝐿𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝐿𝑖 𝐽𝑖𝑢𝑦𝑢𝑎𝑛.
In another life where Shen Jiu did not become Shen Qingqiu.
Do not use/repost.
This is the only one, the first and the last, that I am willing to rt because I really do NOT appreciate this trend.
You are all degenerates who should be ashamed of yourselves.
@cuchallain
@mochiplanet
They were still discussing whether they should release the new update but Binghe just walked in and slammed the upload button and said Binghe rights.
and sj remained in winter's death for the rest of the year. lbh learned his lesson very well and when sj woke up learning that he missed an entire year, he threatened lbh that if he ever missed it again, he would choose to stay in the upper realms permanently instead.
"Shizun this person sucks. Why do we have to deal with them? We can just leave party. We can do this dungeon with just the two of us ; m; *poutpoutpout*"
..yeah like he said. Two faced little shit.
He's amusing though, Sj can say that much.
basically everything is new to him now and he's starting a new character in game.
mentors need to meet a quota for helping out players to keep their mentor status and they simply meet each other by chance since sj was walking around one of the starter cities and came across lbh.
Lbh was the one who spotted him first like "you're a mentor aren't you?"
Sj is busy and was about to go off. He doesn't really need more players to "babysit" and he's more than met his quota for the next three months even though he does it begrudgingly. +
But lbh won't stop bothering him. Normally sj would happily ignore a player and move on especially if he has something more important to do but this "new" player is talking about things only old players would know and he's curious.
|| For the new year.
Nine
SJ/Happiness | Planned
#bingjiu
#qijiu
#liujiu
+ ?
M, to be safe
You get redeemed. You get redeemed. Everyone gets redeemed and gets a second chance.
#svsss
#人渣反派自救系统
Two? In game privileges only accessible to mentors. Quicker access to game content, dungeon runs, more loot drops. Mentor exclusive amenities and such.
But for sj, he couldnt care less about in game privileges. He's there for the prestige and acknowledgement.
You would think someone like sj wouldn't bother with games right? Well normally he wouldnt but his cousin who he (begrudgingly!) treats as if they're brothers (it's sy) got deep into the game and he was pressured to join. +
Why does sj bother with the mentor status anyway you ask? One: prestige of course. Not all players can access and have the ability to become mentors. It's like having a shining beacon on the top of your head that informs everyone of how good of a player you are. +
(STARTS VIBRATING LIKE E-MING)
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(he'll just watch over him and make sure he doesn't stay up TOO late—he said like you know, a LIAR)
Because everyone who knows sj knows he likes being the best at everything he does. Yes, including this "stupid" game (sy is just a bit salty that sj has long since surpassed him)
Sj really just sneers at sy when one day he heard sy grumbling and what did he say to his dear cousin?
"Just get good, didi."
Sy didn't talk to him for a week after that (or so he planned but he only lasted just a day—not even a full 24 hours)
Yet despite not adding each other as a friend, following their initial meeting sj just seems to come across lbh so often that he wondered if the kid was somehow stalking him. It shouldn't be possible though, how would he know when he's online or where he was?
sj "dies" every second half of winter and wakes up on the first day of spring. It's not something sj or lbh could avoid. It is simply the payment required for sj to both live in the demon realm and the upper realms.
If he's asked by lbh to accompany him on a quest, he'll clear the objective and get out fast. At some point, lbh calls him shizun which makes sj go ??? but he lets it be.
"But shizun knows everything about the game so shizun is shizun!"
Anway, back to the game with B9. Lbh asks sj if he can send a friend request but sj refuses, saying that his friends list is full (it isn't, he's just not keen with the idea of randomly giving strangers access to his info - his online status and location, nope).
After a week or two of these chance encounters with lbh, sj finally gives in and adds him as a friend. Lbh only gets sticker from then on, even pouting whenever he finds sj in an area where he cant go.
if I ever see a take going "sj doesn't deserve better" or anything along the lines of him deserving what he got, you're gone.
i will not subject myself to such slander. sj is far from perfect but he deserved better than being fucked by the narrative.
how to fight that, help him run a new dungeon for a quest, how to properly play a class, where to find this, that, the list goes on. Sj answers them all but in a very straightforward manner, not bothering to elaborate where other mentors might. +
lqg: I panic when people compliment me. what the hell are you supposed to say when people compliment you?
me: your hair looks great today
lqg, panicking: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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technically there is a way to stop it from happening but that requires sj to agree to live in one realm permanently which he is not willing to do. so he accepts his death every winter.
lbh has a special room for where he keeps sj's body during such a vulnerable time and no one,
The only surefire way to avoid lbh is to stay in higher level areas where a new player cannot yet enter.
But sj cant avoid visiting main player hubs every now and then and somehow, lbh always finds him and asks him more questions about the game, how to do this,
If any of you wants to know what "horny on main" looks in person, just look at Luo Binghe. That's it. That man is a walking incarnation of horny on main. Sex on legs. Sin in robes.
and once more for emphasis—no one except for him is allowed access there. not mbj, not yqy. he doesn't trust anyone with sj's body.
he keeps sj's body in a bed encased in glass. no, it's not a coffin. anyone who would insinuate that it is would get their tongues cut off.
(How is he so lucky with loot and gear, hello?)
But on the other hand, he sees an opportunity for himself. Sure! Call him an opportunist, he doesn't mind. See the thing about lbh, no matter how good he got in the game, he's quick to direct the credit to sj.
He might as well take the credit lbh is too happy to give. If lbh becomes renowned in the server, surely, he would too. That made perfect logical sense. So now sj starts teaching him in earnest. Maybe a bit begrudgingly still but at least he doesn't hold information back anymore.
When he started the game, it took him a while to understand how everything worked (he's not a gamer like sy after all) but lbh? He took like a fish to water. Even if he purposely gives him a vague answer to a question regarding the game,