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@shpeeven
shpee
5 months
hey y'all; a good friend of mine is in dire need of financial aid and could use your help. If y'all are able to donate anything, that would be greatly appreciated, or even just sharing could help tremendously.
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@shpeeven
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4 years
first house at 21, no co-signer, i can only thank God
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2 months
theyre blasting "CERTIFIED LOVER BOY CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE" on stadium speakers at dodger stadium thats genuinely insane what a cultural moment we are living in LMAO
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"Not Like Us" is officially in the pregame mix at Dodger Stadium.
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6 years
can't wait for Eminem to get dragged into Royce vs. Tory Lanez so he can get on a track and say some shit like "Tory Lanez?!?!? More like: whores are gay, I morphed your face and tore your frame with forty blades then ordered grapes and orange cake"
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@shpeeven
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9 months
(NBA on TNT halloween edition) KENNY: I'm dressed as Jerry the mouse CHUCK: I'm dressed as Egon from Ghostbusters SHAQ, SUPPRESSING LAUGHTER: Yeah bustin makes you feel good don't it chuck ERNIE: Devin Vassell has been phenomenal this evening with 24 points in the first half,
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@shpeeven
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3 years
gm everyone
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@shpeeven
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4 years
relevant
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@shpeeven
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6 months
Never thought of all the songs i'd see slandered in my lifetime that Mathematics would be one of em
@TheImageGod
ImageGod
6 months
Stop with the nonsense man this shit is trash
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@shpeeven
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5 years
jay z just put his entire catalog back on spotify. today is a blessed day
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4 months
(Stephen A selecting his Final Fantasy 7 party) CLOUD... well we're Forced into taking Cloud. gargantuan swoard.. Fellas you HAFTA take Tifa, I mean you know why, ladies yall will Just have to understand... I *love* my man CAIT SITH... whimsical. Delightful feline friend
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@shpeeven
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1 month
happy pride
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3 months
🏳️‍⚧️⁉️
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@shpeeven
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4 years
bad and boujee really is one of the most fascinating #1s of the last decade it's a six minute song with a 16 bar hook and it's just like six straight minutes of rapping and it was MASSIVE
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@shpeeven
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5 years
"Your honor, have you heard of Benny the Butcher? He made this album about all of the plugs he's met..."
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@shpeeven
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2 months
@TraSh__Legend Need to get Ohtani's opinion on this whole thing
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5 years
leaked griselda x eminem lyrics westside gunn: AYOOO the mac hang stupid out the cybertruck (BLLDDDT) catch me ringside with virgil i roll you up in the tiger rug! eminem: who wants their vagina sucked? im kinda buzzed im tryna fuck tomi lahren, make her cry and cum!
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@shpeeven
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3 years
im on the x im on the codeeeeeine
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2 years
billy woods raps like he's witnessed indescribable cosmic horrors firsthand
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@shpeeven
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2 years
words cannot describe how much i am sick of this guy's schtick
@IndieWire
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2 years
“So much of gay sex in film is two guys going at it, and it kind of removes the tenderness from it." Harry Styles talks about the queer sex scenes in his upcoming #MyPoliceman :
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4 years
young nudy is simply one of the best rappers
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5 years
a much better album than it got credit for, i think
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@shpeeven
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4 years
what an incredibly miserable tweet
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5 years
it's fucking HILARIOUS how roddy ricch, with a non-single album track, is gonna beat out a new justin bieber single for #1 while justin is begging everyone to download VPNs so he can get as many american streams as possible god this industry is endlessly entertaining
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4 months
i struggle to grasp how the head of a baseball media company would somehow still not know at least to a small degree what ohtani & mizuhara's personal and professional connection was given how widely publicized it has been ever since Ohtani came stateside lol
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Jomboy
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365 days of the year? Doesn’t the job only exist when a third person is there?
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6 years
@big_business_ *curtis mayfield sample fades in* *beat switch* *rico nasty voice* KENNNNYYYY ye: CANDACE USED ME AS A CONDUIT, YALL CANT DO IT HOW KAN DO IT HANH jay: uh.. uh uh... yall wanted knowledge i dropped 4:44... then yall complained cause it ain't about forties and .44s... chyeah
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@shpeeven
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6 years
@icedoutomnitrix my guy this pomegranate cranapple craisin fusion kush pack hitting like CRAZY rn im on another spiritual plane of existence shits like an ethereal bag of fruit snack gummies penetrating my lungs on god u gotta hit this one time
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@shpeeven
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3 months
this is how a lot of yall move.... all CHICKEN... with no BREAD...
@Saucy_Jenkins
Cox
4 months
The European mind cannot comprehend this
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@shpeeven
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5 years
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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4 years
man if this is the album cover... i NEED it
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@EllenDeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
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200 years in the future... “Honey, have you seen my iPhone 378? I need it to preorder my PS6.”
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5 years
imagine if kanye had spent the last month actually mixing this album and giving it decent transitions where every song doesn't cut off seemingly 2 minutes early the potential for this is way higher than the current state... i really hope he pulls a tlop and overhauls this LMAO
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@shpeeven
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5 years
concocted this monstrosity because my little cousin had some microwaved orange chicken and didnt want it and I also had access to vanilla ice cream I present to you: Dreamsicle chicken
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4 years
jay z and jay electronica are rapping on a drumless alchemist beat in 2020. life isnt real
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@shpeeven
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2 years
ur right if he was a gemini he'd be vibing rn after watching his nephew die. man what
@FivioForeign
Fivio Foreign
2 years
Pray for Quavo.. He a Aries I kno he takin this shit hard.
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4 years
chris brown doesn't have a picture with mach-hommy
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Nap Riley 📺
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(Usher not beating Breezy in a verzuz)
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9 months
legitimately wild to me that like every single pro sports team has to comment on this
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11 months
this is insanely bad faith interpretation do u know how much u gotta twist this to read it this way how much do ppl invoke "judas" to express the concept of a backstabbing friend and now u see this
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Jennifer Aniston addresses liking Jamie Foxx's now-deleted Instagram post: “I do NOT support any form of antisemitism. I truly don’t tolerate HATE of any kind. Period.”
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5 years
listening to Megan Thee Stallion's new album and sucking on a cough drop, wishing it was one of her fingers instead
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1 year
@MinerDChicgoKid yea he had been critical of redveils debut or something like that on his stream a few years back and ppl got mad at him and mavi came in swinging lmfao
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5 years
girls will go to subway and PAY for a 6 inch sub when im right here for free
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5 years
Kendrick just changed his avi and cover photo to solid black, he might be up to something
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5 years
@big_business_ @thelifeoflogn they'll keep denying it but he rly is the greatest spider-man it ain't a debate anymore
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9 months
i vaguely remember some tweet w this format that said something about busting i hope to god it wasnt this exact joke
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5 years
ah yes, the two genres: country music and Young Thug
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3 years
tears in my eyes
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4 years
putting up a crucial performance for the boston celtics in the 2012 eastern conference finals
@sadhugold
GOD EMPEROR SOFAKING 🛋️ 👑
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You smoke this, wyd after
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5 years
@big_business_ when the label tries to market this solely off the fact that hip hop historian Bron a&r'd it and the album flops because he forces a collab with tyga on a pete rock beat <<< chainz doesn't deserve this
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5 years
i cannot fucking believe he neglected to clear perhaps the most obvious sample on the whole album LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO how did he think he'd get away with that
@Complex
Complex
5 years
Travis Scott is reportedly being sued by DJ Paul for $20 Million. DJ Paul claims Travis Scott jacked the hook from his 1997 track "Tear Da Club Up." ➡
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2 years
she go sonic on my avatar til she bearing my seed⁉️⁉️⁉️
@HollywoodHandle
The Hollywood Handle
2 years
‘AVATAR: THE SEED BEARER’ and ‘SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3’ will both release in theaters on the same day in December 20, 2024. Which one you plan on watching first? 🤔
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2 months
back to back i LIKE that record☝️🤓
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@shpeeven
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5 years
yall talkin about the czech republic but never talk about a check in public💯
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5 years
on twitter while driving??
@stephenasmith
Stephen A Smith
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Excuse the couple of spelling errors. I was driving before pulling off the road
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5 years
IMA TELL A LIE UNDER OATH!!!
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6 years
@big_business_ because he knows that the folks who played way too much black ops while listening to recovery almost 10 years ago will continue supporting this type of rap
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4 years
this is still without a doubt my favorite picture of 2020 there are so many excellent things about this image
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imagining knxwledge making a freddie gibbs flip tape and titling it "d_Fkk vol. 1"
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3 years
yooo what the fuck a madlib and thundercat INDIE ROCK ALBUM?? this sounds interesting as hell
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4 years
45-70 for 275 yards with no touchdowns is one of the absolute funniest stat lines i have seen in a long long time
@TylerIAm
Trill Withers
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Air raid 😂😂😂
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7 years
"Less" is just a boneless "boneless".
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5 years
he added saw by roc marciano... oh my god LMAOOOO
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JAY-Z's Best of 2019 Playlist is finally here: .
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the only form of ethical consumption under capitalism
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"real hip hop" and "real lyricism" bullshit will never not be annoying "lyricists" are not a dying breed or whatever people seem to think that they are. they will always be there and there will always be new ones emerging. it's a terrible attitude to have and close-minded.
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5 years
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO
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1 year
guy said "hear me out" about jessica fucking alba we gotta retire this phrase
y’all hear me out
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@ziyanm_ coming in peace🤓
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4 years
yes the rumors are true i am 21 as of one minute ago happy birthday to me :)
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"back in high school these soft rappers liked My Chemical Romance, I gave my heart to baking soda that was *my* chemical romance"
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rap twitter loves saying shit like "bro i need a collab album of kendrick, danny brown and pusha t produced by kanye and madlib"
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wsg is going to """retire""" at the end of the year and come back with a new album in the spring like "I COULDNT LEAVE THE GAME IN THIS STATE... I HAD TO BRING BACK THE REAL RAW FLY ART FOR THE CULTURE... THE BEAUTIFUL MIND OF WSG PRESENTS 'BIN LADEN BUYS BIRKIN'"
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gambino and his lines about asian women name a worse duo
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peggy carter more like peg me harder #AvengersEndgame
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yall mfs be scared to moan i be in my girl's ear like
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6 months
let me commit recruiting violations and have a skill check to get away with it a good transfer portal that isnt completely broken and illogical (a la madden trade logic) option to jettison pat mcafee into the sun if he picks against my team on college gameday and i win
@TylerIAm
Trill Withers
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You get three (3) features to add to NCAA Football '24. What are they?
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1 year
funniest player of all time no contest
@PitchingNinja
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Greinke calling his own pitch & shaking himself off. 😀
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5 years
i did the thing. top 25 women that should step on me as requested by my followers.
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@CineMasai_ shit was extremely difficult for me to read and so, so avoidable
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4 years
"i listen to real music, i dont conform to what casuals like" the rym user says, as his topster is comprised of a direct copy of rym's top 100 albums, except removing the rap albums and anything by women,
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5 years
good morning
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6 years
we witnessing a supervillain origin story unfold before us
@russdiemon
SANTIAGO
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I been the punching bag of the rap game for the past year & a half. I have more to lose than 99% of the industry who has talked shit bout me so I handle things accordingly. Nothing wrong with standing up 4 yourself when uve constantly been antagonized. Every1 has a breaking point
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you hate to see it
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3 years
oh my fuckin god
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3 years
so many p4k rap album reviews read like "the Earl Sweatshirt-assisted rap auteurs dazzle on their latest full-length effort with dank, cavernous production. this is the sound of town criers heralding the end of times, like doomsday priests practicing drunk poetry. 7.6/10"
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3 years
thinking about this again
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5 years
YOOOOOOOO WHAT NINTENDO CRAZY FOR THIS ONE
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10 months
havent seen someone post this one yet
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@flvckojamie
jay ➠
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what’s the worst tweet of all time?
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5 years
when i find out that charli xcx got THAT THANG SLOW COOKIN
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5 years
aww thanks danny🥺
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3 years
watching the hot dog eating contest
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4 years
me too what do i win
@thehill
The Hill
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Hillary Clinton: "I would have done a better job" handling coronavirus
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yall listening to outkast - idlewild but u broke ur leg and the doctor won't let you get OUT of your CAST yet so you just sitting there IDLE. WILD
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"Used to not care if they was fuckin with the kid from the block, cause my momma told me, when it’s over, my name will be with Biggie and Pac… in the hood, in the 6 they sayin, “Drizzy, you hot”, frankly y’all test my devotion as a creator, are you with me or not?"
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9 months
okay my phone hasnt buzzed like this in a minute lmao muting this but follow if u like queer autistic ppl who know entirely too much about baseball
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4 months
drake about to rap over a khruangbin sample and have 34 year olds in media like "give Aubrey his flowers" for the 1000th time this decade
@calebcat23
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drake gon pull out one of them boring midtempo beats out of his file cabinet in 48 hours and reminisce about chubbs side missions so folks on here can call it one of them ones
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when ur typing a tweet that u know is going to bang and then it doesnt
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shpee
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roc marciano said "spray the mac and blow ya shit back half a foot, my kicks a rack a foot, rubber duck bill platypus, eel and halibut, swahili and arabic, frozen arrowhead over the pharoah's head, throwin hollows it's a narrow ledge" what the fuck man why is he so good
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