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Someone's mom is totally using you as a bad example for her kids.

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The word “Dude” is gender neutral. Because I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes.

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The seats you chose in class can literally change your life..

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People who set multiple alarms have trust issues with themselves.

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Did anyone else as a kid sleep in the car on the way home and know exactly where you are by feeling the car turn.

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Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

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Someone out there is pissed at you for taking their username.

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Among Us is going to breed a new generation of lawyers.

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Did you know that some people hate you because somebody lied to them about you?

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People don’t hate math. They hate being confused, intimidated, and embarrassed by math. Their problem is with how it’s taught.

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Money is never actually yours, it’s just your turn with it.

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You have only 1 birthday, the rest are congratulations for surviving.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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The world wasn't better when you were young, you were just too stupid to notice it's flaws.

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The amount of people older than you never goes up.

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If humans have different blood types do mosquitoes see us as different flavours?

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You’ve survived 100% of the things you have ever encountered. You’re nailing it. Congratulations.

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You know you've won when they start attacking you and not your argument.

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That moment between birth and death is so awkward.

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I wish we could just uninstall thoughts from our brain.

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Schools are the reason why kids think that Monday is the start of the week instead of Sunday.

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The last normal day we had was Friday the 13th

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Remember angry birds? That was 10.5 years ago.

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Family doesn't come first, the people who love you do.

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We need a National “get off social media” day.

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Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.

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If you close both your eyes, you see black. If you close just one eye, it sees nothing.

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You’re a different person to everyone. You’re the hero, the villain, the sidekick, the unrequited love, and and an “extra” in other people’s life story.

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Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

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Mental exhaustion is more tiring than physical exhaustion..

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If someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for feeling excited about it, you are officially the worst type of person.

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Memories ruin really good songs.

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"With all due respect" is the polite version if "listen here you little shit".

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Kids care more about grades than the actual education.

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Sometimes it’s easier to talk with complete strangers about really personal problems than friends and family.

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If humans can’t see air, can fish see water? But since humans can see water can fish see air?

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If we could control our dreams , we would probably never wake up.

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The goal of wearing masks is to not have to wear masks.

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The reason why you haven’t found your soul mate is because maybe you don’t have a soul.

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I wish we could just uninstall thoughts from our brain.

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There is probably a person out there who would find you perfect in every aspect.

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Someone probably looked at you once, thought how attractive you were, and didn't have the confidence to tell you so you never knew.

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At some point in your life. In a room full of people, you were the smartest person in the room...

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The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end and tomorrow to start...

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We’re living through stuff that kids will cheat about on tests in 30 years.

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Nothing sucks more than being sleepy the entire day and unable to fall asleep at night.

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This is definitely the most “Friday-the-13th” Friday the 13th we’ve had in a while.

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Every school teaches Physical Education, but no school teaches Mental Health Education.

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Being polite is so rare nowadays that its often confused with flirting.

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After high school you discover you were friends with a lot of people only because you saw them five days per week.

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You’re the only person who thinks your voice sounds weird on an audio recording. That’s what you sound like to everyone else, all the time, and they don’t find it weird at all.

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Everyone acts brave, until the cockroach starts flying.

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It feels like summer break but we’re all grounded.

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Water is the solution to everything! Thirsty? Drink water. Dry skin? Drink water. Get rid of your enemies? Drown them.

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How do our brains remember that we forgot something but can’t remember what that thing was.

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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance.

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Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks.

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It’s socially more acceptable to dislike children than to dislike dogs.

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No one in 2015 answered the right answer to the question, ‘where do you see yourself in 5 years?’.

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Somewhere out there a tree is growing the wood for your coffin

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When you touch your skin you feel it twice

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Being part of a major historical event sucks.

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The voice in your head is far more fluent than you will ever be.

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Aaaaaah is screaming, Ahhhhhh is understanding.

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We all owe 2019 an apology for what we said about it.

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There’s probably something you’ve done/said in public that someone will remember for the rest of their life.

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That lame “I haven’t see you since last year” joke is going to be true.

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As you get older, the reasons you have to cry are more valid. Yet, the act of crying is more frowned upon.

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Not pausing your music when you take off your headphones makes you feel like you're wasting the music.

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You realize you're getting older when you start using your real age when signing up for website's.

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6am-2pm goes by a whole lot faster than 2pm-10pm.

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"Fake it till you make it" is the perfect strategy for sleeping.

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Letting someone hold your phone when it's unlocked is a whole different level of trust.

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7am to 7pm feels a lot longer than 7pm to 7am.

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Sugar doesn’t have an “h” in it and everyone’s ok with it.

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April 3rd could be our final countdown...4.3.21

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You always win arguments in your head because everyone there thinks like you.

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If you look in the mirror and don’t find yourself particularly attractive, don’t worry about it. You’re not ugly or anything, you’re just not your type.

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Someday you’re going to say goodbye to someone without realizing it’s the last time you’ll ever see them.

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5:59 AM feels significantly earlier than 6:01 AM.

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Bananas are always the perfect amount of Banana. You never see anyone eating 2 bananas.

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People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones. yet no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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That “See you on Monday” turned into “See you in June”.

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0 isn't a number , It is a portal that all the numbers that pass through it became negative or positive.

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Spotify interrupts you to tell you the joys of not being interrupted.

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There’s a good chance that your calculator history is more embarrassing than your browser history.

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If being a “moody teenager” wasn’t so stereotyped then teenagers might feel more comfortable talking about mental health.

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The two richest people on Earth are trying to leave the planet not fix the planet.

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I miss cancelling plans with my friends :(

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Once you turn 18, your 6,570 day free trial has expired.

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Dating is wondering why someone is single, then figuring it out.

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Books can teach you everything... except how to read.

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It feels like summer break but we’re all grounded.

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Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due.

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English teachers out there waiting for schools to re open so they can give students an essay topic "How I spent my lockdown".

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If the monster under your bed never hurt you, maybe it's there to protect you.

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I'm terrified for 2022. The sequel is always worse than the the original.

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Water actually tastes something, but society decided it didn’t since it’s hard to define its taste.

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No one on iCarly has a dad.

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We live in a generation where robots are named Sophia and kids are named X Æ A-12

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