How to pick up hot Armadillo girls who are older than you by 2-3 decades? — I think they like to be curled up into a ball and rolled like a bowling ball
Ladies & Gents.
If you're an anthropomorphic armadillo bartender who serves root beers & adult sodas and have snakes as pets with the names "Ann, Sammy and Bert" & wear them around your neck and you own a saloon unerground and have red hair and a western accent.
My dms open.
I think I fell off, I should start terrorizing that shopkeeper again . The rat holes should still be there I hope but if not I'll just chuck them thru the door
Top 5 reasons why I am special
5: I am silly and stupid
4: Moth
3: I think you're actually cool as hell
2: I like snakes I think they are cool and cute
1: Please