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@shoelettuce

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Boredom survivor. Worm. All I do is be queer, talk about houses, and shit post. Opinions are yours, actually (who/whom) 🏳️‍⚧️🖤✊🍉

Toronto, Ontario
Joined June 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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2 years
Figuring out that it is possible to have an abundance of happiness, realising that I deserve it, and knowing I have the ability to achieve it was a really cool thing to learn in 2022
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11 months
Young gay flight attendant (aka a flight attendant) on my flight, going to see how much free wine I can flirt out of him wish me luck
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Is it giving dad????
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So what do your boyfriends do for work? And does it involve creating fun posters and leaving them on your kitchen table?
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Just spent all day at the spa do I look relaxed
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11 months
If I went to the airport and didn't post a photo of me drinking a glass of red wine before my flight, did I even really go to the airport?
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10 months
Had a day finna get hella stoned send movie recs
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11 months
I've arrived
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6 months
Okay I like baking now
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1 year
Another day another dad 😌
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2 months
I took an edible and went to visit my friend at the bar he works at
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My boyfriend ⁦ @whoreberto ⁩ took this photo 🤭🤭🤭
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@drewgmackie Bisexual / questioning Bob Belcher is canon
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4 months
Oh no I can already see a cute gay flight attendant (aka a flight attendant) checking in for the flight. Should I act up again or are y’all gonna cancel me???
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2 months
Grocery shopping dad
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11 months
@Rhadrheegho Me and the flight attendant failed the challenge. His name's Michael and we're gonna hang out in Philly 😌🙏
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Belated birthday dinner with my besties
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1 year
Finished doing errands and it was very hot outside dad ☀️
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1 year
Come on Barbie, let's go party
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1 year
Grocery store dad! (Look @TonyFilangeri , a new outfit)
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No one told me I looked pretty tn
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1 year
Show👏me👏cute👏photos👏of👏your👏pets👏 I'll go first
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11 months
RT if you think I should get another plastic cup of airport wine before my connecting flight
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@VegaLopede He did. And it didn't stop him from secretly passing me a bottle of wine every time he walked by the aisle
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1 year
Baby's first time biking in Toronto🥹
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I just had sex say it back!
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4 months
Not beating the Zeitgeist being my favourite bar allegations I fear
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6 months
Follow up I went to the grocery store to make my own damn burgers (plus McDonald’s doesn’t sell Doritos or red wine)
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Not gay as in happy, queer as in if you mess with my trans family I’ll fuck you up
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@SwissGrumly 3 bottles and his phone number
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1 year
Oh my way to pick up my Greenspace VIP pass😊 My necklace says "SHUTUP"
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11 months
We still talking about twink death?
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4 months
I’m going to SF on Saturday what should I do while I’m there?
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In case anyone’s wondering if I’m getting thiccer these shorts didn’t used to be so tight around my thighs🥺
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1 year
Drunk actually
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1 year
Omg have you guys heard of getting therapy I'm obsessed
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Highly recommend sitting on porches
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We’re in Athens!!!!
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Okay Caitlin it’s time for dinner !!
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11 months
Round two or...
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4 months
You guys ever suck dick so hard you got a nosebleed lmao
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1 year
Going to hang out with @atrevore dad
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3 months
I got a new necklace because it was pretty and a new sweater because I was chilly
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6 months
I just had sex say it back
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@fathrfigvre Everyone in CDMX is too friendly
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1 year
Last night party dad - can't believe I got to take the hottest guy at the bar home 😍
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Wedding fit check
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9 months
How it started vs. how it’s going @PanderShirts
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@longway2theguap @jaahhhdelll @theruisousa @allysonfelix Because they're at the Capital while we're fighting to survive 👀
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1 year
Y'all super thirsty for fully clothed pictures of me in my elevator with a caption containing the word "dad"
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Not me being UGLY drinking a dry vodka martini with a twist alone at this punk bar (Zeitgeist for my sisters who care)
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1 year
A story about my sunshine king in three parts 😍☀️🤭
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3 months
I love baseball* *drinking at 7pm and doing bumps in the bathroom
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2 months
Hidden rivers tour time!
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1 year
Any of you other Toronto 🚬s going to see Shea Coulee open for Betty Who tonight??
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@TheStaceCS @VegaLopede Sorry no one's ever been nice to you 💞
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1 year
Bike dad!
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10 months
It was raining yesterday
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1 year
GAAAAAYYYYY
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10 months
Went to a rich person's house last night 😌
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11 months
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at the view of the SF skyline from my bffl's balcony
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The face vs. the candy the cute gay flight attendant gave me for free 😭
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1 year
Bike boy
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9 years
1-800-DID-I-ASK
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8 months
Help white women keep coming up to me to celebrate me being authentic
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1 year
When I have a busy and successful day at work and finish several of the big scary tasks I've been putting off for month, I can make fried chicken from scratch, get high, and watch Wakanda Forever, as a treat
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1 year
Wishing @whoreberto were cuddling me to sleepy byes
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4 months
I love looking at clouds
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1 year
Howdy gay people what do we think of veins on arms yay or nay?
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3 months
Do you guys ever just eat prosciutto
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10 months
You guys ever played pool?
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1 year
Taking the car into the shop for a tune up dad
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4 months
My maple leaf lounge pass didn’t work because I didn’t notice my flight was with United even though I booked through Air Canada so I bought two $5 bottles of wine from duty free
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