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eating sandwiches and making assumptions

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@shimlamirchh
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kamala IS brat
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@shimlamirchh
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They won't mention it in the headlines but this is from Madhya Pradesh. Same Madhya Pradesh where 31,000 women went missing in the last 3 years- approximately 28 a day
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Pregnant Woman's Limbs Chopped Off, Body Burnt Over Dowry, In-Laws Flee
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4 months
.....patriarchy?
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@wokeflix_
Wokeflix
4 months
A Brahmin smashing patriarchy.
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@shimlamirchh
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7 months
archive dilfs who is your supplier from India let me talk to them
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archive dilfs
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
7 months
if congress had learnt the importance of propaganda through internet we'd have rahul gandhi dilf edits to anuv jain songs on our phones right now, but no
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Prime Minister Narendra Modi interacts with top Indian Gamers PM Modi also tried his hand at a few games.
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
7 months
Get the bag girl!!! (3 minutes screentime in a propaganda film this year)
@clubfaist
ً 💍
7 months
mind you, when she gets slutshamed by men, it's the "feminists who have fucked society" are the ones frontlines defending her from vile people but oh well
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@shimlamirchh
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7 months
why have people started to just download random people's pictures and use them for their jokes what is wrong with you bro
@Pariiidhiiiii
mikasa⋆𐙚₊˚⊹
7 months
just finished watching: hamare sitaaron mein khot hai (2014)
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6 months
comparing this with the whatsapp receipts and QR codes we get these days, it feels like we're living in the ghost of a future with no real experiences worth collecting
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
4 months
4 log chutiya kya boldein aajkal log cancel hone ki baat karne lagte hain 😭
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shawty
4 months
y’all so weird for cancelling me for having my own opinions honestly
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@hirosomiro
space cowboy 🤠
7 months
i used to look forward to north indian poojas where they’d invite just the prepubescent girls (lol?) and i got to eat this after
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@suhasinih
Suhasini Haidar
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ISRO Chairman : “All of us will be very, very proud if we have the ability to confidently send the head of state to space.”
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@shimlamirchh
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6 months
Abey gadhe ki gaand us bot ko tera gender nahi pata isliye they bol raha hai
@bhash
Bhavish Aggarwal
6 months
Hoping that this “pronoun illness” doesn’t reach India. Many “big city schools” in India are now teaching it to kids. Also see many CVs with pronouns these days. Need to know where to draw the line in following the west blindly!
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slowboy zizek 🍉
7 months
i think about this a lot and it makes me so mad that this same bollywood is filled with spineless losers who still won't speak up
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@Aldanmarki
روني الدنماركي
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Such an unfathomable loss for all humanity. Still incomprehensible.
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@aliyahInterlude
⭐️IT GIRL⭐️
1 year
sex is definetly worth the hype, y’all just haven’t fucked a scorpio
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@shimlamirchh
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10 months
I'm sorry for doubting you babe I understand you accidentally like radical right leaning tweets sometimes but never come across the other side's opinions awww my poor neutral babe :((((
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
7 months
Mother was watching bigoted s*nghi bullshit on her phone so I exhausted her mobile data
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8 months
@emberlmao its about the vibes anyway i hope he caught some of that
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@xinlichuupreme
Tankie Feardrop
6 months
my father was a chud as was his father before him
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
9 months
too many indian movies either have heavy religious undertones or are about gang violence, we need more movies about middle class dudes who watch PTA movies in the day and cry to himesh reshamiya in nights (and some other vigilante stuff)
@JordanPeele
Jordan Peele
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🐵🧔🏾‍♂️
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@shimlamirchh
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11 months
sources have confirmed that s*ndeep r*ddy nanga has passed away peacefully while trying to twist his balls. his last words were " feminists take this L , testicular torsion is worse than periods "
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
7 months
education amirite we care about educational qualifications
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@jprakashd2004
Jnan Prakash Dhar🇮🇳
7 months
More than 1 lakh Junior Doctors are Unemployed More than 29% IITIANS are Unemployed More than 42.3 % Graduate youth are Unemployed But , Some instagram influencer & only fans creator are earning in crore. PS-No Hate to anyone But This is a reality @DrDhruvchauhan @Chulbulpanda420
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@sabizak
Sabahat Zakariya
7 months
This bit where Piyush Mishra talks about his experiences with the left is quite interesting
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@shimlamirchh
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7 months
Sometimes your boyfriend's wife will have his children and it's okay, it's FINE
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Pop Base
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Suki Waterhouse & Robert Pattinson have welcomed their first child.
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7 months
@TISSpeak "controversial speakers", "controversial documentaries" "deemed propaganda by the government" are you guys not even ashamed a little bit?
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@shimlamirchh
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7 months
ITS SUICIDE SATURDAY
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3 months
people here so judgy look at these weirdos
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1 year
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5 months
@peelipatloon Gaay hamari mata hai gaay ke chaar pair hote hain ass tweet
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@shimlamirchh
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10 months
and it's always over food or some celebrity or a fucking city. someone can say "i don't like samosa" and some twt user will tell them their dad must have fucked a donkey for an uncivilized subhuman piece of shit to be born
@0piumprime
sun za🇵🇸
11 months
yall some losers fighting on here every fucking day
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@shimlamirchh
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1 year
first time having this flavour and i will never have it again chhii bc yuck
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@shimlamirchh
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4 months
I didn't know what a MUN was until I made friends with DU kids on twitter and it made me appreciate my time at school playing volleyball with 20 kids at the court and blowing up toilets much much more than i could've ever imagined
@mooomriver1011
moom
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I love MUNs because they have 0 impact on international policy, just like the real UN
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11 months
jute bag sweater for da cow
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slowboy zizek 🍉
5 months
how it feels to read this
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@ndtv
NDTV
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1 year
@abhiandniyu this picture?
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2 years
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7 months
@archivedilfs keep going ur on a roll
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5 months
no offense to anyone but i am living one of the most miserable lives of all time
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@smritiirani
Smriti Z Irani
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Such is life... A decade of my life going from one village to another, building lives, nurturing hope & aspirations, working on infrastructure ― roads, naali, khadanja, bypass, medical college and more. To those who stood by me through loss and victory, I am forever grateful. To
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1 year
also fuck this guy
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@BeardedGenius
Nooruddean
1 year
Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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@shimlamirchh
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11 months
poha haters sleep with one eye open tonight
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
5 months
doston yaad rakhna mai gareeb ghar se hoon meri rozi roti nahi jaani chahiye
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7 months
@peelipatloon this is why I just assume evey tweet like this is about me and move on
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
1 year
sorry can't come to ur party bro I'm currently assisting multiple beautiful women in their well researched humanities papers
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@shimlamirchh
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11 months
jain person explodes after eating onion call it jain sin impact
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
3 months
:)
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slowboy zizek 🍉
7 months
by the end of this year i will go to a beach and i will sit my ass down and i will listen to this whole album
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11 months
reading dostoevsky to my son
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slowboy zizek 🍉
4 months
never put perfume on ur balls directly
@sejallpurohit
Sejal
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Any advice for a college student that you wish you knew earlier?
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@shimlamirchh
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6 months
you know the food is going to be fire when the establishment got motu patlu kites 🔥
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11 months
can we talk about this
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1 year
quantum physics
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@BeardedGenius
Nooruddean
1 year
Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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3 months
@pixelstokyo are you fr bro?
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slowboy zizek 🍉
7 months
good evening
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6 months
someone should wear this at m*t g*la and shut that lame fancy dress competition forever
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3 months
KERALA I'M INSIDE YOU
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@shimlamirchh
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3 months
It's a crime to be middle class in india 😢💔
@MrBajajhe
Nish~
3 months
1.8 cr Salary 😍 60L Tax🥺🥺 That's so sad 😢😢 Lagta hai Job chord k business Krna padegaa... #IncomeTax #duedate #IncomeTaxReturn #BudgetSession #Budget2024
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@shimlamirchh
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Ahahaha I'm so happy for paul mescal and phoebe bridgers can't u tell bro?? Congratulations to them they're literally so talented and so perfect ahahaha
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
4 months
the french know how to throw a party
@visegrad24
Visegrád 24
4 months
Paris has turned into a battlefield tonight as the far-left is celebrating its election win by attacking the police
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@shimlamirchh
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mausi sent 2 jars of aam ki launji we gonna feast this week
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slowboy zizek 🍉
4 months
ara bahi
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@HateDetectors
Hate Detector 🔍
4 months
The Superintendent of Police, #Gopalganj , #Bihar , issued guidelines regarding #Muharram in which it was said that "controversial items like Palestinian flags" are completely banned.
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@shimlamirchh
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10 months
new study table setting with sufficient sunlight (i think)
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5 months
did u guys know about this
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slowboy zizek 🍉
8 months
white people when a dish isn't kept in a refrigerator for 18 days and hasn't turned into a flavoured ice cube
@GrizzMiss
Grizzmiss 🇸🇪
8 months
Rasmalai. The sloppiest of the slop. Truly a gross looking dish from West Bengal, home of some of the worst Indian cuisine…. Smh
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@PopBase
Pop Base
1 year
Elon Musk teases “something special” coming soon.
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@shimlamirchh
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8 months
God please take all of sufjan stevens pain and give it to slavoj zizek
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slowboy zizek 🍉
7 months
leave the lady alone omg you guys are so annoying
@sapphizt
lexi
7 months
just finished watching: like stars on earth (2007)
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@shimlamirchh
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10 months
@DivijaBhasin hi bag fan!!! what university did you go to can I please know so I can avoid it?
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slowboy zizek 🍉
10 months
the most annoying people on this app always turn out to be 19 year olds somehow
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slowboy zizek 🍉
3 years
@poachedbean @Avvilliann @CopperCab @theneedledrop Wow speaking against abusers and rapists is woke. Thanks dude I'd rather eat my lunch alone than with you lmao
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@shimlamirchh
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4 months
this morning w oomfs
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slowboy zizek 🍉
4 months
unfortunate that business bros get this when all they deserve are guillotines
@NCResq
Bengaluru man
4 months
I think IIMB’s campus is the closest we get to an actual solar punk aesthetic in India. Completely different architectural language than anything I have seen
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
6 months
abolish arranged marriage men have seen ENOUGH ✊
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
11 months
punch-drunk love dvd i bought today
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slowboy zizek 🍉
1 year
is their target audience white people in their late 30s cause ain't no way this is for Indians in their 20s 💀💀🤣🤣🤣
@LollaIndia
Lollapalooza India
1 year
It's official. Lolla India 2024! We're back with 4 epic stages featuring 40+ iconic artists, back in the heart of Mumbai. Mahalaxmi Race Course, January 27 - 28, 2024 Tickets going fast! 𝘄𝘄𝘄.𝗹𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮.𝗰𝗼𝗺
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1 year
boy dinner
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slowboy zizek 🍉
1 year
@MysticX___ they should invite you to masterchef for how hard you cooked with this one 🔥🔥💕💕💕
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1 year
working on my excel sheet to track which mutual is obsessed with which cigarette rn
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5 months
watched piku for the first time and it wasn't all that....
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3 months
drinking beers of shame after me and @myfootmytutor got carded 😭 (jeff had to share our shame at his old age)
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2 months
face reveal
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slowboy zizek 🍉
4 months
@clayyytonbigsby आपका लडका gay है
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slowboy zizek 🍉
6 months
Protesting against "woke pronoun illness" lekin chaddi geeli hogayi when someone didn't refer you by the pronouns you prefer?
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
2 years
i hope there is no set, i hope there are technical difficulties, i hope all the speakers blow up, i hope some weird flying saucers spray dog shit on everyone present at coachella...i hope frank ocean knows how much i hate him fuck you fuck you fuck you
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
5 months
liked and barking rn
@ashotmagazine
A Shot.
5 months
Adria Arjona photographed by Yu Tsai for Marie Claire UK.
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slowboy zizek 🍉
1 year
experiments to do with my son : • take photo everyday 20 years • grow beard before age 12 • yeezus every morning for first 2 years • 140 kmph bowling before 12 • read hegel before 12 • pta entire filmography watch 3 times before 12
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slowboy zizek 🍉
6 months
if you like this album i hope you get tinnitus in left ear next week
@AppleMusic
Apple Music
6 months
59. AM - Arctic Monkeys #100BestAlbums
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@myfootmytutor Bro you need to wash your meat daily 😹😹😹😹
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slowboy zizek 🍉
5 months
Aaj shaam ko 6 bajkar 3 minute pe tera phone aur tera wallet chori hoga
@_kaushalshah
Kaushal
5 months
Last week, To increase the productivity in office, I made a strict rule for everyone to be in the office by 9:30 am (earlier we used to come by 10-11) and if we‘re late, we pay Rs.200 as penalty. This is me paying it for the 5th time🫠
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@shimlamirchh
slowboy zizek 🍉
6 months
met a weird dog called lemon
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