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We left our home one night, eight months ago. We left everything beautiful that belonged to us: our clothes, our comfortable bed, our house, our furniture, our friends, and the whole country, perhaps...

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5 months

this can be cultivation or no cultivation but. modern lans who dont have any idea what the fuck their forehead ribbon means

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u so called girls girls will always believe a man over a women in order to attack her if she commits the atrocious sin of being "cringe"

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yet another man causing a witch hunt against a woman that was groomed then abused by a rich man. & now he is trying to destroy and smear her because she left him.

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wei wuxian

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who in kpop

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lan wangji finding out the love of his life who he thought was a fuckboy for 20+ years was actually a virgin and also HE was the one who took his first kiss..........

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4 months

if the juniors time traveled to cr era theyd fucking HATE teenji

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3 months

mdzs isnt a redemption for wwx. he still uses gui dao, he still has the same morals, the same personality from his first life. the only things that have changed are his environment, the people around him, and him letting go of the jianghu entirely

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5 months

omg alpha sizhui coming home after travelling w wn, to be greeted by his xian gege heavily pregnant

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4 months

mdzs the only middle child to not get ignored....

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5 months

so lwj core im frothing at the mouth

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the businessman i sat next to on the train was wearing a friendship bracelet i’m gonna cry

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5 months

could u imagine the state of all the gay little lans when wwx marries in. like sure hgj is a peerless beauty. but. its HGJ !! its disrespectful !!! hes DAD ! but wwx is so open and friendly and feels like a gege instead of strictly Just A Teacher and my god. is that a collarbone

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5 months

lxc was so fucking older sibling with blaming wwx for making lwj upset.... cuz wwx fucking DIED. like wow....

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5 months

lwjs dreams getting increasingly horny vs wwxs dreams getting increasingly domestic

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@shijieswife

3 months

stop calling a woman who KNOWINGLY sacrificed herself for her little brother dumb and stupid and clueless. she didnt run onto the battlefield for the lols. it may not have been her original intention to die for her brother, but it was her last intention.

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6 months

my favourite thing to do in fics is all the sects thinking theres a yiling wei sect then someone goes to burial mounds and asks to see sect leader wei and the wens look around like ? our soppy wet cat ? our moody teenager ? AYUANS MOTHER ??

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4 months

a lot off pl dont understand teenji. yes he came off as an asshole but he wasnt an evil person set out to be like that he was a conservative teen getting his shit rocked by the antilantron-3000, who was wrapped up in a pretty package

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2 months

cssr & wwx get wcz one of those horrendous overprotective dad shirts w "if u mess w my daughter i have a GUN" as a gag gift. but then wwx & lwj start dating. and now wcz wears it whenever lwj is over

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4 months

its bad enough that wei wuxian had to lie about being an beta, as a still unpresented omega, to get into the army. its worse that the leader of said army was the second prince. and, oh! that wei ying wasnt unpresentented!!

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arjun🐇

@shijieswife

4 months

guys i just realised. i think mdzs was a criticism on society 😰😰

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@shijieswife

4 months

lwj is so cat coded its crazy. slow blinks. biting. big starry eyes. biting.

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@shijieswife

28 days

ppl either over emphasize wwxs role in ayuans upbringing (as in, no one else had any role in ayuans life) or severely understate it when the thing was. a yuan was brought up communally. he didnt have a traditional family. he was the child of the whole settlement.

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arjun🐇

@shijieswife

5 months

i cant believe ppl are cancelling mother for writing HER characters the way SHE intended them to be and not the way their shitty fans interpreted them

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3 months

wei wuxian

Women Posting W's

@womenpostingws

3 months

the girl is gonna remember this moment forever 🥺

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@shijieswife

3 months

if teenji and teenxian fucked it wld fix nothing it wld actually probably make everything worse. but it wld fix me

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@shijieswife

6 months

pet peeve of mine is ppl acting weirded out abt bichen and wwx. like god forbid a bottom does anything 🙄🙄

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@shijieswife

5 months

wwx whos favourite animal is a cat cuz they remind him of lz with their slow blinks, staring and their little 'mrrps' (drunkji makes that noise !). lz whos favourite animal is a bunny cuz they remind him of wwx w their teeth, binkies, and scrunching noses

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@shijieswife

6 months

jgy was an antagonist in wwxs life just cuz wwx was convenient. he dgaf abt wwx, not rlly, and nor wwx abt him. they knew each other very vaugley. JC ON THE OTHER HAND

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arjun🐇

@shijieswife

4 months

the potential of singer lwj is so good. just a man singing like hes been through ten divorces and seen the death of five of his children all while look like this 😐😐😐

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arjun🐇

@shijieswife

4 months

mianmian and mr mianmian being the only good parents where both of them are still alive. this leads me onto my next point about how wcz and cssr were set up -

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arjun🐇

@shijieswife

6 months

get him pregnant hgj

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arjun🐇

@shijieswife

1 month

teenji is so cute imagine this chubby cheeked lanky skinny short teenager w too big hands coming up to u like. u have violated rule fifty three of my sect. u must now face punishment

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@shijieswife

4 months

idolji covers up so much his fans start behaving like victorians. is that an ANKLE 😳😳 🥵🥵

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@shijieswife

4 months

liek theyve never seen hgj treat wwx w anything other than the upmost respect and dignity (a part form um. dragging him screaming and crying hogtied to his donkey back to gusu) so who is this uppity asshole bitchass imposter being mean to wwx ???

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@shijieswife

10 days

hc that makes no sense but if wwx is younger than lwj by nine months.... cssr who hears abt the birth of lwj and goes awwww a little lan er gege !!! wcz do uknow what we shld do 😸😸

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@shijieswife

4 months

to be loved is to be changed fr fr because lwj went from sleeping like a corpse to sleeping curled around wy....

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@shijieswife

6 months

when wwx pulled lwjs ribbon off at the hunt. oh it was SERIOUS. i thought lwj was gonna push that twink to the ground and teach him a lesson right then and there

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@shijieswife

5 months

for the second time that day, lsz finds himself with an armful of crying omega. this time, fuqin comes too, his scent of sandalwood and gentian settling gently across them, as gentle and firm as his arms around them both.

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arjun🐇

@shijieswife

4 months

post canon lwj spoils teenxian rotten and treats teenji like he does any other junior who still has Much to Learn.

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arjun🐇

@shijieswife

6 months

the only fix it aus i can imagine actually working is wwx just up and actually disappearing w the wens. or at least not coming down. eventually him & the burial mounds become like. the evil version of bssr and her immortal mountain....

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arjun🐇

@shijieswife

4 months

meanwhile post canon wwx is going noo my poor baby repressed three week old kitten ☹️ itll get my darling i promise 😭😭

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@shijieswife

4 months

idolxian and idolji being in the same group but their popular ships are w other members.... and then they get caught making out in the practice room !!!

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@shijieswife

5 months

lxc thinks, as he watches lwj and wwx at thier proper wedding, ten years later, after their elopement at 18, that he doesnt quite regret the silly lie, at all.

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@shijieswife

1 month

i love demisexual wei ying more than words can imagine actually. him being vaguely interested in sex theoretically and when hes having it w lwj hes like.... for a sec and then !!!! he remembers !!!! its w lwj !!!!

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@shijieswife

6 months

lwj is the most beautiful amazing flawless talented person to ever exist. he is also the biggest loser

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@shijieswife

3 months

ppl seem to miss the reasons WHY first life wwx acts first like a problematic student, rule breaker, arrogant bastard ect. when it has been shown time and time again he can and will act like an eloquent, courteous gongzi befitting of jianghu standards. the reasons+

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@shijieswife

6 months

lwj being the parent who spoils the children rotten while wwx has to be 'strict' makes me so weak.

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@shijieswife

1 month

lwj: wwxs so experienced.... wwx: (would have died a KISSLESS virgin if not for That One Time lwj went into rut)

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arjun🐇

@shijieswife

2 months

@hanguangjoobs jingyi always pointing out things everyone else assumes is common knowledge or is too scared to say just to be a hater i love my silly little son

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@shijieswife

5 months

like. they have a vague idea. but, like most of their rules, the significance was lost over time, most likely due to the burning of cr, by the wens.

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@shijieswife

5 months

cld u imagine teenxian who learns makeup form his jiejie ocnvincing teenji to let him do his. pls er gege im rlly good ure just soooo pretty already imagine how pretty ud loook w makeup.... think of it as a science experiment !!!

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@shijieswife

5 months

did ppl forget jc was on the verge of killing himself cuz he was coreless

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@shijieswife

5 months

wy always attracting ghost jiejies post canon cuz they can somehow sense a didi whos missing his jiejies 💔💔

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arjun🐇

@shijieswife

6 months

whenever ppl say wwx and jc hurt each other equally and list out the reasons... i just have to LAUGH

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@shijieswife

4 months

wx with a daughter.... wwx dressing her up in cute little baby clothes.... lwj tying her hair in red and white ribbons to match her dads....

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arjun🐇

@shijieswife

5 months

Too Many ppl talk abt how pretty wei qianbei is. lan sizhuis sufferings are endless and his pain is unimaginable.

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@shijieswife

6 months

cssr to wcz : omg look gege, im sooooo tiny... ur sooo tallll and strong.... and look my hand isnt even half your hands size !! random gongzi: wow cangse u R so short. u only come up to my shoulder ! cssr: what the fuck did u call me

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@shijieswife

3 months

this is what the jianghu thinks wwxs womb is like

go-go dancer ⁴

@darkblvd

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BYEEEE

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@shijieswife

2 months

do u think lwj post canon still plays his angsty version of wangxian w/o wwxs response while wwx watches on like. look at my little emo cabbage boy ❤️❤️❤️

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@shijieswife

5 months

most lans, like lxc, do not give a fuck, and wear it just because thats what lans do. lwj is not like most lans.

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@shijieswife

5 months

see, lwj is in his 'why' phase. and he only stops, when he deems he has a satisfactory enough answer.

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@shijieswife

5 months

its funny to me when fix it aus have someone who KNOWS abt the wen remnants situatuon, that its not yllzs army & only elderly and civillians, one child. and that fixes everything. cuz ppl KNEW, in book. jc, a zhongzhu, jyl & lwj.

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@shijieswife

3 months

god lxc is such a fucking gossip u wld tell him something in confidence but because he cant keep his fat gob shut he HAS to tell his evil twink and wow now the ENTIRE school knows ur parents r getting a divorce

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@shijieswife

5 months

lxc, watching lwj stare at dancing vegetables with not a single thought behind his big, honey-brown eyes, feels an immense sense of foreboding.

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@shijieswife

5 months

at first, no one says anything. and then wy says "sizhui !" but its nothing like what he used to sound like, in the bm, "a yuan !" and "radish !" calling out with unbridled joy and fondness, love

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@shijieswife

5 months

shufu shrieks and kicks them both out of the office. lxc tries to make and escape. it does not work. the next week, the doctor tells shufu to be careful of his blood pressure. the following week, lwj and wwx officially get tgt, much to shufus chagrin.

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@shijieswife

5 months

with most of the other once 3000 rules, its quite easy to explain why - many of them, in fact, have the reasons built into them ! but, lxcs answers to why lwj has to wear the itchy piece of fabric on his forehead all the time has been, thus far, unsatisfactory.

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@shijieswife

5 months

"full sibling." lsz says. when wwx looks in confusion, he elaborates. "theyre born from both of my parents, too."

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@shijieswife

5 months

"we have already consummated the marriage," as if a person standing a football field away from lwj and wwx couldnt see ! honestly....

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@shijieswife

4 months

ppl falling for post bm wwx/yllzs ruse that hes strong and arrogant and untouchable.... he actually needs to be wrapped up in a big blanket and fed soup and called a pretty little princess 😞😞

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@shijieswife

5 months

now, lsz can hear the love trapped underneath all the casual friendliness, the tight smile on xian gege face, his hands white knuckled around his rounded stomach. as if hes afraid of something - of overstepping, of sizhuis reaction of this.

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@shijieswife

5 months

uknow how lwj is subconsciously jealous of wn even tho thats wys didi. consider. jzx being jealous of wwx.

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@shijieswife

5 months

and lxc loves his brother, he truly does. but cain instinct is a strong thing.... so he says the first thing he can think of

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@shijieswife

5 months

'if someone sees you without it, they have to marry you !" he says.

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@shijieswife

5 months

why do ppl think wwxs character arc was learning 'demonic' (ghost) cultivation is bad... like bro still employs ghost cultivation like. a lot ?? psot resseruction ??? okay whatever

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@shijieswife

4 months

found this fic in my drafts.... wwx who always loved baking with his jiejie, and was good at it cuz ! its just like chemistry ! and not like cooking where u measure w ur heart !

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@shijieswife

5 months

"ew !" lwj has always hated the idea of marriage. his little body shakes like a leaf with his shudder. then, lwj furrows his little eyebrows. "but mama, gege and shufu have seen me without my ribbon.

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@shijieswife

5 months

"WHAT ?!" shufu shouts. "what ?" lxc asks, horrribly scared and confused. "what," wy says, faintly, sounding very far away from his body.

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@shijieswife

4 months

@hanguangjoobs the juniors and hgj are toxic wwx stans actually 🥰🥰

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@shijieswife

5 months

lsz knows what its like, now, with xian geges endless love, careless and given so abundantly, the love he cherishes and nurtures in turn. and he has lived without it, those thirteen years of fuqin and him, sandalwood and hearth fire, content yet missing something +

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5 months

without warning, he has an armful of crying, pregnant omega. "a yuaaannnnn" wwx wails into lszs neck. he smells of entirely cinnamon and vanilla, now, entwined with sandalwood and gentian. no lily scent remains, as if his sould has fully settled.

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@shijieswife

5 months

lxc learns that he can regret something even more, though, 8 years later, when a 15 y/o lwj storms in, hand in hand, with a confused wwx, to shufus office, where he and lxc are drinking tea, it being after school hours and all.

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@shijieswife

5 months

"okay." lwj nods, wisely, the answer deemed satisfactory. he then holds a hand out expectantly for lxc to give him his phone, which he does, to spend his hour of screentime on.

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@shijieswife

4 months

cssr being overjoyed that her son got a lan er gege whos personality is as good as his looks 🫶🫶

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@shijieswife

5 months

it turns out, lwj had assumed that since lxc wasnt wearing a forehead ribbon and nmj had ! seen ! him ! that they would be getting married !!

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@shijieswife

5 months

at least nmj found it funny... although he stopped laughing once lwj bit him, again, for daring to laugh at him !! lxc has never regretted doing anything more

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@shijieswife

5 months

"a-zhan !" lxc scolds, trying to detach lwj from nmj. lwjs always been a biter, but he hadnt bitten anyone since he was 5, two years ago now ! he admires nmjs strength to not scream and thrash around; he knows how painful and sharp, lwjs teeth are.

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@shijieswife

5 months

"no, didi," he says, ruffling lwjs hair. "were related to you - you cant marry someone youre related to !"

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@shijieswife

5 months

before shufu can even say anything, lwj interrupts him. lwj ! inerrupts ! him ! "shufu," he says, very matter of fact, regardless of the protesting boy trying to escape out of his grip. "wwx must marry me."

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@shijieswife

5 months

when asked why he did it, lwj mutinously stares up at nmj, and says, "you cant marry gege !"

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@shijieswife

5 months

wwx pushes off of him, just enough so he can tilt his face up at lsz. "ah, a yuan, your xian-geges has to suffer such horrible hormones," he hiccups. "all because of your horrible fuqin !"

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@shijieswife

5 months

and wwx.... he looks like he got mauled by a wild animal. his hair, normally pulled into a ponytail, sticks up all over the place, and hes flushed down to where his shirt is unbuttoned, to show a sliver of skin. and his neck....

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@shijieswife

5 months

a few years later, lwj just comes and intterupts lxcs and nmjs study session. and. bites ? nmj ?

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@shijieswife

5 months

"do i get a say in this ?" wwx asks, faintly again. lxc gives him a, hopefully, reassuring and apologetic look. lwj really never grew out of his biting phase, then....

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@shijieswife

5 months

lwj blinks once, twice, shooting lxc a betrayed look, as lxc shifts guiltily. and then his expression clears, and lxcs guilt and empathy evaporates, with the next few words that come out of his mouth

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@shijieswife

3 months

yes, he doesnt lose control, doesnt have mood swings, doesnt put on an act as an arrogant bastard. but why is that ? because he isnt put in a place where he will lose control, hes in a safe place of mind where he wont have mood swings, he has a safety network of people+

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@shijieswife

5 months

"he has seen me without my ribbon." lwj states, matter of factly. lxc curses his fifteen year old self, for never telling lwj the truth. and then his eleven year old self, for telling lwj the lie in the first place !

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@shijieswife

5 months

the memories of a black flute and smiling lips, a mole dotted underneath, so clear yet vague, undefined, alongside the memories of wrinkled hands across his hair, the smell of peaches. one of the only questions he couldnt ask hgj, who would answer, yes, but his face would +

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5 months

nmj says "what the fuck," adding more fuel to the fire, lwjs pout increasing in intensity. lxcs soul is trying very hard to escape his body.

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5 months

"youve gotten so much taller," he says, muffled. "as tall as me, ah, radish ?" he is almost as tall as fuqin, lsz knows. yet, how it warms him, to be called radish once again.

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@shijieswife

5 months

if u read mdzs and come out of it being classist, pro-government, ect.... idk what to tell u

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5 months

"who told you this," shufu asks, as if wwx had not spoken at all. "xiongzhang," lxc suddenly feels all the murderous intent coming off of shufu direct onto him, now. he gulps.

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