if you break up/have a falling out with a friend & your first thought is to go “expose their secrets” and tell people stuff they told you in confidence, you were never a good person to begin with
i hate girls with big t!ts. all they do is take cute selfies with their ginormous mommy milkers taking up half the screen and i’m sick of it. if any girls with big t!ts reply to this tweet i’ll be very mad so don’t do it! 😡
@theashhole317
There’s plenty of couches on marketplace way under 1k, if I didn’t have enough for what someone is asking or wasn’t willing to pay that, I keep scrolling lol
I’m not the most consistent friend when keeping in contact and texting but never doubt for a second, I will always be that friend to drop everything whenever you need me.
I really did not think before posting that tweet this morning but the amount of bookmarks shows me a lot of y’all need a tall glass of ice cold water 😭
imagine getting home from work ready to eat your leftovers and you walk in the door and your dog has the empty container on the couch with him. you check the cameras to make sure you didn’t leave the fridge open and watch HIM open the fridge himself 😭 I quit 😩