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@shhrekkyy
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all summer long
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doggy style means I get a treat after btw 🫶🏼
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sweet dreams jelly beans
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this could be us but you’re playin
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@OKAYYYWOWWW hopefully they were standing up while they did that or else you’re forgetting the wear on your furniture charge!
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just like me fr
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POOL DAY POOL DAY POOL DAY
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iso: a date to my sisters wedding in 3 weeks
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2 years
mercury in reverse cowgirl again
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tl asleep? hi noodle heads
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could’ve just let me alone
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if you break up/have a falling out with a friend & your first thought is to go “expose their secrets” and tell people stuff they told you in confidence, you were never a good person to begin with
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a man’s moan is truly one of the greatest sounds on this earth
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☀️ day
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10 months
friday vibez
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5 months
yabos!! yuck!!
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@soogz1
soogsx
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i hate girls with big t!ts. all they do is take cute selfies with their ginormous mommy milkers taking up half the screen and i’m sick of it. if any girls with big t!ts reply to this tweet i’ll be very mad so don’t do it! 😡
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happy hump day, you owe me $10 if you looked
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I got to see this in my backyard????
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6 months
I’m either in an oversized tshirt or my tits are out, there’s no in between
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4 months
happy monday, im going to build a fence today, send money for snacks xoxo
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11 months
facial hair is hot and I will not change my mind
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@__mamades the amount of people telling you to let it go is wilddddd. she lied about it and has her kid wearing them😭
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6 months
go ahead and ruin someone else’s life
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me and who
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pls don’t suck, I’ll cry
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@willustrating
The World Famous Willustrating
4 months
qrt with your most recent photo of yourself or july will suck for u :( fr :(
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I need a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal
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boot scootin boogie
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@theashhole317 There’s plenty of couches on marketplace way under 1k, if I didn’t have enough for what someone is asking or wasn’t willing to pay that, I keep scrolling lol
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best thing the Irish created is the Irish goodbye
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a man who isn’t excited about pasta is no man for me
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CMD ✞
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Wait cuz is this true 😂😂😂
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*liked*
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✨damaged goods✨
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I’m not even hot, I just have big yabos and mental illness
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me willing to do absolutely anything for people who won’t even do the bare minimum for me
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I should call him
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good morning, I’ve been alcohol free for 3 months today ✨
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okay okay ILL DO IT FOR YALL
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thicc sad world
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a president with big naturals could unite this country
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sometimes a little reassurance is all that’s needed
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I’m not the most consistent friend when keeping in contact and texting but never doubt for a second, I will always be that friend to drop everything whenever you need me.
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goodnight moon 🌙
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I miss not being terribly single ):
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I’m such a good girlfriend
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y’all grimey girls need to stop cheating on and ruining the actual good men because they’re already few and far between and deserve the world
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you might get her, or you might get her, but you’ll always get her
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“showering? without me??🥺👉👈”
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oh yeah I forgot, I chopped all my hair off
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what’s something that keeps you here? like on earth, alive. some days I really struggle with this and I just want to know what keeps YOU here.
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adding his cum to my smoothies to hit my daily protein intake
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just a body pillow waiting for a human to claim me
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just dog mom things
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men with read receipts on deserve kisses on both heads
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saturdaze
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‘22 ‘23 ‘24
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@charcoochery
Temu Freddie Mercury Retrograde
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‘22 ‘23 ‘24
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feels good to be back to consistent gym🥰
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sunday ☀️
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im trying to look like this
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I do not fuck with girls who play fake nice to everyone but are always doing little shady things
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anyways it’s titty tuesday now🫡
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🌀🌀🌀you like me and are gonna dm me🌀🌀🌀
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Id like to build legos with someone’s son, but I also wouldn’t mind building legos with someone’s dad
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you might get her, or you might get her
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*slides up on snap story* 👀👀👀
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Bonnie ✮
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Flirt like a straight man go
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don’t pull out, I have separation anxiety 🥺
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8, 9, & 10 weeks 🤭
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hard being a lover girl with nobody to love 😩
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THUNDERSTORMS
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I will not be posting or telling anyone who im talking to until we are MARRIED ever again
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cackling
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I really did not think before posting that tweet this morning but the amount of bookmarks shows me a lot of y’all need a tall glass of ice cold water 😭
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All I ever wanted was to be loved by you
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imagine getting home from work ready to eat your leftovers and you walk in the door and your dog has the empty container on the couch with him. you check the cameras to make sure you didn’t leave the fridge open and watch HIM open the fridge himself 😭 I quit 😩
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can’t talk, creepin on someone’s page so I can see if they’re single so I can shoot my shot
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YOU TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND, IF HE SAYS HES GOT BEEF THAT IM A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM
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$25 for a lil treat in the dms to go to my bday this weekend 😚
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when he's in the military
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Forever Kenneth.
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i thought this was the shit that only happened in movies🙄✌🏼
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I lied, there’s no backshots, we are watching shrek 1-4
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holidays feelin extra lonely this year
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when I die, make sure they don’t take my nose rings out
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faceless photos 🫶🏼
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Tammy Colleen 🐡
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Faceless photo dumb 🤍
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“what’d you get for christmas?” “ghosted” LMFAO
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I need to know
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natalia ₊˚ෆ
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Do men actually like receiving random selfies??
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I’ve always wanted to be a surf board
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surf board sunday
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dont listen to this, yes she will
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watching someone get bored of you and talk to you less and less 🫡
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this tweet isn’t for you married people 🫡🫣
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Twitter is a dating app
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I can’t wait for it to snow
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This is one of the weirdest things I've seen.
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I’ve got the titties who’s got the hand
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sept 18✨
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I got a new puppy
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I’m just saying my boobs would look great in these
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my sleepy girl is a certified fire fighter
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@_sunshinex0
🌞stella
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mental health check in, how y’all doing?
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I deserve more than I’ve been settling with idc
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imagine coming over thinking you’re going to get lucky and now it’s 3am and I’m up telling you about the shrek book vs the movies
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having a trampoline party. only men in gray sweatpants invited though.
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