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pure of heart, dumb of ass

Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Joined July 2011
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@shesrachhoney
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5 months
whoever thought of doing this with the sweatshirt, you have my deepest admiration
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Film Updates
5 months
First trailer for ‘ABBOTT ELEMENTARY’ season 3.
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@shesrachhoney
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5 months
paul mescal saying a good long walk is romantic to him… oh we know girl
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5 months
also “jeremy allen black” 😭
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5 months
@wokepiece
gabybee
5 months
Who’s got that one dance moms clip
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@shesrachhoney
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2 years
i just think that the sex lives of college girls should have full 22-episode seasons and each episode should be an hour
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
For your consideration: Best Picture - Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles Singing About Laura Dern at the Film Independent Spirit Awards Best Actress - Laura Dern Best Original Song - “Laura Dern”
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@shesrachhoney
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9 years
#GrowingUpCuban getting drenched in this after baths http://t.co/sqR81EP4hn
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@shesrachhoney
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3 months
last week dealing with daisy’s vocal fry #thebachelor
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@shesrachhoney
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5 months
okay… finding out some interesting info in the quotes
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5 months
@oocsitcoms
no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
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who got that one sitcom clip
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3 months
literally what the hell #thebachelorette
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@shesrachhoney
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2 years
“How many of you think you know who the next Bachelor is?” #TheBachelorette
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
Hunter Harris on this week's @LasCulturistas ...……….. I’m so used to giving and now I get to receive
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11 months
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@shesrachhoney
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1 year
happy 30-day-yoga-journey-with-adriene season to all who celebrate
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@shesrachhoney
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5 years
Watched this video like 500 times & can only conclude that it's pure gold. The minion barreling through the Spidermans, Trump tapping the minion with candy, Melania putting candy on the minion's head like that's normal, the minion costume itself...
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TIME
5 years
Trump puts candy bar on head of White House trick-or-treater dressed as minion
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@shesrachhoney
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1 year
i don’t know how to make this happen but jon hamm must receive an emmy for the dj james kennedy impression he just did on #wwhl
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@shesrachhoney
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9 years
#GrowingUpCatholic leaving enough room for Jesus between you & your dance partner at the school dance
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
@Andy For Jess: Now that you’ve been removed from the situation for a bit and can watch things back on film, do you still think Aesha actually grabbed Rob’s butt? If not, do you regret how you treated Aesha? Thanks, Rachel from Florida
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@shesrachhoney
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2 years
singing “you won’t break my soul” to myself every time I’m faced with a minor inconvenience
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@shesrachhoney
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9 months
jessel calling bethenny the most overrated housewife during #wwhl omg i looove her sm
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@shesrachhoney
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2 years
“He cheated on me” #bachelorette
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
me watching Promising Young Woman and The Flight Attendant
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@shesrachhoney
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1 year
ABBA losing to unholy oh my fuck #grammys
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
timothee chalamet playing harry styles on SNL
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
i have an Instagram challenge for you it’s called shutting the fuck up, tag 10 of your friends to do the same!
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@shesrachhoney
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5 months
@CharCubed lmaooo truly unsure how this happened
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@shesrachhoney
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1 year
I cannot emphasize enough how lucky we are that margot fired k*te y*ung before this press tour started
@Variety
Variety
1 year
Margot Robbie stuns at the L.A. premiere of #Barbie
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4 years
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@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
4 years
No, Trump has not already won the election, and it is deeply irresponsible for him to say he has.
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3 years
it appears I’ve funded jeff bezos’s botox and filler before my own 😪
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4 years
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@shesrachhoney
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10 years
ACCEPTED TO NEW YORK UNIVERSITY 💜💜💜💜💜
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
Unfortunately, I can never fully be in a good mood because I’m constantly thinking about how health insurance and pharmaceutical companies profit off people living with ailments and diseases they didn’t ask for.
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@shesrachhoney
rachel
1 year
please the quakers were so unserious 😭 might have to give oatmeal another chance in honor of Gey Poope, God Blessed, and Hester Chester
@IsabellaRosner
Dr Isabella Rosner
1 year
I've come across A LOT of good 17th- and 18th-century Quaker names over the past 3.5 years, as I've worked on my thesis. Now that my thesis is done and submission is near, it's time to share the more than 90 wildest early Quaker names I've found (in alphabetical order):
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
ok wow my crush from 9th grade confirmation class is going to be on the next season of The Bachelorette
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4 years
I’m like three days away from live-streaming me taking shots and doing splits to Dua Lipa songs on Instagram
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10 years
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4 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY CAPRICORN SISTER DR. FAUCI
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@shesrachhoney
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2 years
three hour #bachelorette finale and proposals are already happening??? i’m scared
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@shesrachhoney
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9 years
When Ben H. says he sometimes thinks he's unlovable #Bachelorette #MenTellAll http://t.co/qbClxkQub9
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
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@CNBC
CNBC
4 years
Belgians are being called upon to eat fries at least twice a week as more than 750,000 tons of potatoes are at risk of being thrown away.
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@shesrachhoney
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5 months
i personally would’ve already tried to slap Sydney #thebachelor
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
Bold of him to assume we’re even making it out of 2020 alive but I guess see you in October twenty twenty-ONE
@Harry_Styles
Harry Styles.
4 years
This summer we were excited to be bringing Love On Tour to North America. However, due to the ongoing threat from Covid-19 we have been forced to reschedule these dates to next summer.
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@shesrachhoney
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1 year
watching zach passionately kiss everyone and struggle to peck madison #TheBachelor
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@shesrachhoney
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11 months
scrolling through story after story of engagements, pregnancy announcements, baby showers, etc. as I’m about to post a photo dump from when i was blacked out at the bar last night
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@shesrachhoney
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10 years
Today a freshman asked me if I was a new student and that's when I realized just how significant I am to the Newman student body.
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@shesrachhoney
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3 years
me watching Bridgerton vs. me watching a scene featuring the Duke or Anthony Bridgerton
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
Why do we have to spring forward overnight during the weekend? Weekends are short enough as is. Why not lose the hour during the week? Maybe like 2 p.m. on a Friday? That’d be ideal, but really any weekday works for me. I’m not picky.
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@shesrachhoney
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2 years
Brendan Fraser deserves all the standing ovations and awards for his work on the Revenge of the Mummy ride at Universal alone
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@shesrachhoney
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1 year
New autocorrect for “Rachel” just dropped
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8 months
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@PopBase
Pop Base
8 months
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce at the Chiefs-Chargers game.
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@shesrachhoney
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9 months
i could say “everything could’ve just been avoided if…” about every movie, but then we’d have no movies
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
No longer on speaking terms with anyone who exposed themselves as an iguana sympathizer today.
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@shesrachhoney
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2 years
i saw glass onion and it’s absolutely earned a spot on my list of masterpieces set on a greek island, joining mamma mia! and mamma mia! here we go again
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@shesrachhoney
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10 years
I was bored at the doctor waiting for the nurse to bring my 3 shots in http://t.co/ZyHRkPDPD0
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4 years
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@johni_sweeney
Cincinnati Needs Mass Public Transit
4 years
What’s something that ISN’T Republican but FEELS Republican to you?
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@shesrachhoney
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1 year
the chokehold this show’s costumes are about to have on me
@swiftsvrse
amanda 🪶
1 year
IT GIRL
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
So very devastated. RIP to the wonderful Alex Trebek. I feel like I’ve lost a beloved family member. I’ll miss your sass, French pronunciations, and most of all, the little slice of happiness you brought to my evenings for as long as I can remember. Thank you, Alex. Rest easy.
@Jeopardy
Jeopardy!
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Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.
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@shesrachhoney
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10 years
Isn't Austin Mahone that Justin Bieber wannabe kid? Great, he will prob attract all these middle school fetuses to Sunfest.
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10 months
beautiful mother-son duo
@PopBase
Pop Base
10 months
Sam Taylor-Johnson shares new photos with husband Aaron Taylor-Johnson: “Summer romance ♥️”
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@shesrachhoney
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3 years
I understand using the stat for risk of blood clots from oral contraceptives to put the risk of blood clots from the J&J vaccine into perspective, but as an ingestor of an oral contraceptive, I don’t like it
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
what was the thought process behind this
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
I don’t care what the “governor” of “Florida” has said about “entering” “phase 3” it could be phase one million but I still want everyone to stay 6 feet away from me
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@shesrachhoney
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10 years
To summarize, the retreat was basically an (awful) attempt at recruiting boys to the priesthood
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@shesrachhoney
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10 months
that’s hot 🥰
@UF
FLORIDA
10 months
. @WSJ names UF the #1 public university in the country — best in preparing students for post-grad success. 🙌
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@shesrachhoney
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5 years
If you’re sharing the Shawn Mendes video, even out of disgust, you are part of the problem
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11 years
Accepted to Fordham University!!! 🐑🐑🐑
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@shesrachhoney
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10 years
So this is happening right now http://t.co/eCzOsERjp5
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10 years
We r basically twins http://t.co/4nOtv9hR2R
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@shesrachhoney
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2 years
Breaking my ankle tonight… stay tuned…
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9 months
no how the HELL is it already Sunday night this can’t keep happening
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@shesrachhoney
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3 years
well if my account gets suspended, we have this humorless bot to thank :(
@bolagnablah
The Toll Troll
3 years
@rkrockwell96 Reported your tweet for a clear violation of the first amendment.
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
I’m probably focusing on the wrong thing here but insulin as cheap as water? Where is it, Donald?? My wallet would like to know!🕵🏼
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
Brandon from Cleveland if you read this I’m free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free #TheBachelorette
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10 years
My mom got emotional http://t.co/7Kc6XrfLGq
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8 months
I’d recognize that walkway anywhere 🐊
@prncssofduality
cryptic & machiavellian
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@shesrachhoney
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10 years
Accepted to Boston University!!! (There is no Boston Terrier emoji so this 🐶 is gonna have to work)
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10 years
ok Newman peeps, winter is over for us, time to start wearing deodorant again
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10 years
An actual photo of me in class http://t.co/tnPCUu6Uc8
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10 years
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10 years
People who think piercing a baby's ears is cruel are idiots omfg. I looked fab in all my baby pictures with my cute little pearl studs.
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@shesrachhoney
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1 year
who has a screenshot of JLo and Ben Affleck sitting at their table looking like they’d rather be anywhere but the grammys
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@shesrachhoney
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8 months
can’t stand “false god”??? he should not have this job
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@Variety
Variety
8 months
EXCLUSIVE: USA Today has hired 35-year-old Bryan West as its full-time "Taylor Swift" reporter. What does West want to ask Swift? “I love ‘Wildest Dreams.’ I can’t believe that was her heartbeat. I want to ask her, ‘Were you in the doctor’s office and they were just taking a
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@shesrachhoney
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10 years
There should be a 5 question pre-graduation exam that tests whether one knows the difference between your & you're.
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@shesrachhoney
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9 years
chris pine more like chris fine more like chris plz be mine
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2 years
she watched one episode of the white lotus with me
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10 months
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9 months
if taylor is a 6 then what does that make them
@bigredutation
liv ⸆⸉
9 months
Men just shouldn’t speak because fucking look at him
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9 months
this performance turned me into a fan for life
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
Just a few more days ‘til I̶ ̶s̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶s̶o̶u̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶D̶i̶s̶n̶e̶y̶ ̶P̶l̶u̶s̶ Hamilton's out!
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@shesrachhoney
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9 years
are 19 year olds allowed on The Bachelor because I just found out @benhiggi is the next bachelor & I need to sign up
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@shesrachhoney
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9 months
You don’t understand it’s been ages since I’ve had a new celeb couple to root for
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@NFL
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4 years
I have won an Academy Award!
@EricTrump
Eric Trump
4 years
We have won Pennsylvania!
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@shesrachhoney
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10 months
just had to write a social media caption for a tiktok about adding volume to a bob and my brain immediately went “turn your fuck ass bob into a fuck ass robert with some volume” every day my brain rots more and more
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
Kelley securing that last rose and another all-expense-paid vacation. Queen shit. #TheBachelor
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@shesrachhoney
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4 years
just redownloaded Duolingo because it’s clear Timothee Chalamet prefers his ladies bilingual
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@shesrachhoney
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1 year
just watched almost famous for the first time (what can i say) and not only is it the hottest billy crudup has ever looked, it’s the hottest any man has ever looked in a movie
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@shesrachhoney
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1 year
“excited for vaca” “missing vaca” “had the best vaca” my brain every damn time:
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