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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 month
God damn this mf is dumb, heโ€™s making my role a whole lot harder
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@b0y1da_ Bro this explains so much. He runs the team the way he does because he believes in socialism, bare minimum. This is why he treats Curry the same as guys who get paid a fraction of what he gets, and I bet Curry gets his political advice from this charlatan as well
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The second Shai stopped trying to get to the rim or jacking up threes and embraced the midrange getting, crowd killing dark side (like the two best ever in MJ and Kobe did), the basketball world saw him will OKC to a win. Death, taxes, and the game being about a bucket.
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I'm 29 and started watching NBA because of LBJ. But Durant is better. I'm tired of the way the media coddles Bron and criticizes everything KD does. They decided to hate on the game's best rather than embrace him. Great marketing strategy by the NBA.
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Before the Gen Z analytics hacks blackballed him, Boogie Cousins was a force. The most skilled bully of his era with a further ability to do everything on the offensive end like Joker does now. No defender in the game today is holding Boogieโ€™s jock straps.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Jayson Tatum shoots like KD, drives like Bron, rebounds like KG, guards like PG and has the passing shit down like Nash. He is better than Larry Bird. The gameโ€™s evolved, current purity > past nostalgia.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
4 months
Kevin Durant - 65% TS on 27 PPG against the Wolves Nikola Jokic - 59.8% TS on 29 PPG against the Wolves One of them has been mentioned in the light of Kobe and MJ, the other has been deemed a washed scrub who you canโ€™t win with. Take these numbers, analytics nerds ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
7 months
Itโ€™s casuals such as Jonathan Magdy Asaad who have taken away from the appreciation of hoopers and the purity of basketball. Itโ€™s a shame what we have devolved to.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Karl Malone was one of the most uniquely skilled to ever do it. The bulk of an F-250 and polishing of a black dress shoe, Mailman could grind out skilled buckets like no other. In todayโ€™s game, he is treating any defender in his path like a child.
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FUCK YOU STEVE. FUCK YOU. You and this joke organization have already driven Steph into the ground by believing in misfit rookies & young players, and now you have the audacity to pull a brainwashing stunt like this in collaboration with Harris.. Leave my team you socialist clown
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Steph Curryโ€™s message at #DNC2024CHICAGO
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
8 months
What Isaiah Stewart did to another peer only pales in comparison to the assault and damage the analytics casuals have imposed on the integrity and purity of this game.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
5 months
Out of the players in todayโ€™s league, his playoff debut secured Shai as the heir apparent to the skill and will of #TBE Kobe. When shit hits the fan, you need a player with the iron-mind and bucket getting to create a blank slate and get his team a win. Itโ€™s his MVP and league๐Ÿ’ฏ
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Per the eye test, Evan Mobley just had the most impressive block in Cleveland Cavalier history. He is a defensive alien
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I didnโ€™t include Hakeem, Shaq, and Bron because they were never undeniable bucket getters. Rather than agility, grace, and finesse, they carved their way through bully-ball. Nothing wrong with that, but thereโ€™s levels to what makes a hooper a hooper.
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7 months
A world renowned epidemiologist has walked around upset knowing that he has been raising a casual who has taken away the purity of basketball ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Analytics Boys: 0 Purists: 1
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Hornets Chris Paul was the best pure point guard to ever play the game. No running around screens or a 6โ€™9 height advantage for him. Just game to game arrays of one and two dribble pull-ups, crosses, step-backs, and the best passes this game has seen.
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Mike Dโ€™Antoni with both Harden and Nash is the perfect example of capitalist, American Dream basketball. You reward your best player with touches and pick and roll control, allow them to self govern, and reap benefits. Imagine if Curry had him instead of socialist Steve Kerr
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
โ€œHell yeah I stepped on Sabonisโ€™ chest. Just like how LeBron James stepped on the chest of the Boston Celtics in 2012, in game 6 at the Garden, to beat them leading to his first championship ringโ€
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Iโ€™m no ๐Ÿˆ guy, but hearing the Jets need a new QB. The eye test says sign Tim Tebow. Complete package of pure, effortless passing and the bulk of a Hummer to try to tackle. If the analytics jocks didnโ€™t render his running inefficient, heโ€™d be a HOF lock.
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Recency bias aside.. Wizards Mike from 2001-02 is the best 38 year old to ever play this sport. Game already mastered, the strength of an ox, and cold-blooded-ness of an amphibian - Mike could drop 30 any night. The ๐Ÿ had absolutely nothing to lose.
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The real BDS be saying some shit thatโ€™s even too foolish for me to ironically type out and post ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Ben Simmons looks like a man possessed, ready for all of his skills and bucket getting work over the summer to pay off. Simmons is ready to let it rip this season and show teams he can do everything on the floor at an elite level. The casuals wrote him off
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
4 months
YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR POST BAG YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR ADVANCED STATS YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR MVPS YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR SOMBOR 3s YOU LIED ABOUT HAVING A TOP 5 PEAK FUCK KOBE/KD, YOUโ€™RE STUCK GIVING UP BUCKETS TO NAZ REID
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
No cheating scandals No off-court drama No locker room trouble Just pure, skilled basketball
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
3 months
Drake is to Kendrick Lamar what LeBron James and Kevin Durant are to Stephen Curry. No amounts of merchandise, hype-men, or fan following is gonna hide who the peopleโ€™s champ is. 2016-18 was Curryโ€™s โ€œnot like usโ€ moment
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
7 months
When Porzingis is out there, the Celtics are a completely different team. The only player on the squad who goes against the analytics grain with how he plays and his Skywalker-esque mastery of post-work. You canโ€™t teach this skill for a seven+ footer.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
5 months
If you put the BPM per 40 away and roll the tape instead, it becomes obvious that very few prospects can match the skill of Bub Carrington. Heโ€™s a threat to demoralize teams with a bucket all 100 feet of the court. The best guard in the draft.
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Watching Leo Messi tear it up for Inter Miami is a carbon copy of 2014-16 Kobe. Hundred percent skill and will, able to take over a game in spite of age while setting an example and guiding teammates who were once fans. Clear why Mamba was the best ever๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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If the Saints want to save this game and their season, they need to bench Carr for Jameis right now. Winston is a cold blooded killer, his eye-test says he can sling the football like anybody whoโ€™s ever played. Doesnโ€™t bow down to the analytics like Derek.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
5 months
Congrats to the Gobert family, but itโ€™s easy to say that natural born killas like Mike, #TBE Kobe, and Durant would have shrugged this off to play.
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Minnesota Timberwolves center Rudy Gobert (personal reasons) is OUT for Game 2 vs. Nuggets. Gobert had birth of his first child.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Itโ€™s over. Itโ€™s fucking over because of you Mike Dunleavy. Fuck you Mike. The formula to contend again was right there, but you and Joe Lacob fucked it up
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Haynes just reported bulls proposed Wiggins and Paul for Lavine and gsw said no and waived CP3 lmao.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Killian Hayes to Dallas would be one of the best steals this summer. Rangy, athletic, with pride for defense and passing. Mavs could unlock Luka as a power-forward focused on buckets & rebounding and Kyrie as the instant scoring assassin he has been. Scary
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Playoff Prediction time, and you can call it BOLD: -Warriors win 18 games (10 bare minimum if Kerr screws it up) -Top defense in the playoffs -Top 3 offense in the playoffs -Curry wins his 2nd FMVP at age 36 -Warriors win their 5th championship
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Best high school player since LeBron James. Summer League champion. The resume and eye test are growing for Emoni Bates. If you give a dog an open field, best believe heโ€™s gonna get his run. Same logic here with Bates.
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All the analytics banshees who havenโ€™t ever touched a rock have something to say about Brandon Miller right now. Real hoopers see Summer League as a chance to empty the clip and let it all loose. Every foul and missed shot is a sign of confidence.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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A win is a win, but if Iโ€™m Dallas, I treat this like a loss. LA really figured something out going to 5-out small ball lineups down the stretch. Thatโ€™s one of those somewhat small adjustments that can win a series.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
9 months
The Pacers GM is a steel-balled genius for going all in for a bucket getting technician like Siakam. They already have their chess master in Haliburton. Pair him with a scoring savant like Pascal, and nobody in the East will be able to stop Indy.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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These statistic-hungry weasels havenโ€™t watched Dwight and are naive to his ability. Built like a Hulk-Balboa hybrid, Howard was the most skilled and electrifying bully to ever play. Would average 28-15 today and undress his defenders with post-game skills.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Luka will get his flowers for a 73 point game, but donโ€™t get it twisted that Booker dropped a pure, classy 62 while having the best player of his generation defer to him on the same night. It just means more when a player does it on mainly midrange jumpers rather than analytics.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Steve Kerr continues to show the basketball world how much of a charlatan he is. Of course that fraud freezes Steph out of the game even in FIBA, so he could falsely justify LeBron getting the game winner over him. This is how his franchise player gets rewarded. A joke.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Adding Nurkic would give the Suns their fourth starting #skilledkilla , all of them ready to change narratives from fantasy basketball โ€œanalystsโ€. Not an athletic freak, but one who makes up for it with skill, smarts, and scrappiness. Hoops the right way.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Not a single person thinks โ€œlet me check my DVOA, EPA, or QBRโ€ after a game of๐Ÿˆ. The analytics wave has infected the gridiron as well with creation of sketchy metrics to blackball certain QBs like Fields. The casuals forget how flawless his eye test is
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Any lottery team looking to improve needs to pay Dillon Brooks at his whim ASAP. He brings the intensity, culture, and focus of a junkyard Rottweiler each game. The casuals forget heโ€™s also torched playoff teams as a bucket getter. Jack of all trades guy.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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From an angle of adding skill and executing with vast adversity in their way, the Suns may have had the best off-season of all time. Look at these ballers closely. They could re-wire NBA offense and defensive planning, while cementing Durant as the best player of his era. Scary.
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Tremont Waters is schooling Team USA right now, showing the world his PhD in Buckets. The game becomes more about that and less about this analytics crap on an international stage. Should team USA lose FIBA, they only have the stat hounds to blame๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Jim Park in summer 2024:
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Steph Curry is too involved in shit he does absolutely no research on. He invested in some dumb NFT called Bored Ape Yacht Club that's way down in value (think of his influence and the people who lost money following this dumb path), was in a commercial for FTX - a total scam
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The Phoenix Suns keep playing 4-D chess while the rest of the data-hungry 29 GMs play checkers. Bol is a firecracker waiting to be launched. A 7 footer who moves like a guard and blocks shots with the best of them. Will be in Wemby and Chet conversations.
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People forget FVV was the best PG on the biggest stage when it mattered most. Heโ€™s a 2-way, 16 game player with no fear to get buckets and let it rip. By paying him, Houston has signaled they value a skilled culture-setter. Sign Brooks now and thereโ€™s a lot of DOGS On that squad.
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1 year
Come for my QB, best not miss
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Steph trolling Mahomes and Kelce ahead of #CapitalOnesTheMatch ๐Ÿ˜‚โ›ณ๏ธ (via @StephenCurry30 )
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The casual of all casuals. This hoop stuff ainโ€™t for anybody, take the analytics elsewhere. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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The Hornetsโ€™ lackadaisical development has been the reason Kai Jones hasnโ€™t made an all star team yet. He has all the tools and talent to guard 1-5, while using his finesse and power to demoralize teams getting buckets. Not many in the league can do this
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
If Dallas can trade for Bron and recruit Draymond, this will be the best 4-man lineup to ever play. Luka and Kyrie are skilled enough to get a bucket whenever and take turns, while Bron and Dray can emphasize defense and passing. Mavs looking like the 2024 favorites.
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If Iโ€™m the Suns, Iโ€™m calling for Brooks, Kuzma, Parker, and Dennis on vet-mins right now. Run everything else back. Pairing hungry defending dogs and more bucket-getting with the most talented big four in this gameโ€™s history makes Phoenix the top players. Watch out Denver.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Casuals gonna hate, but Harden was spot on. Different from a hoopersโ€™ perspective ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Taking some time away from the season and reflecting likely made Harden realize he was used by Morey as a pawn for his analytics experiments. Itโ€™s a shame what that group of people has done.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Isaiah Thomas on Phoenix Is a tighter fit than a Trojan brand. Put him with the purists they have, and thereโ€™s no better team for IT to get his lick back. Canโ€™t ever have too many cooks in the kitchen
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1 year
If Iโ€™m the Dubs, I trade Dray for Nikola in a heartbeat amidst his antics. He doesnโ€™t even have the buckets to back them up๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Vucโ€™s post and shooting mastery would add a third dimension to this offense, and fit well with Paul and Steph.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
8 months
Those before me grew up on skilled bullies like Melo and Malone. Paolo Banchero is up next when it comes to this playstyle. To no surprise, the spreadsheet jocks have found their next young superstar to blackball in the name of analytics. Cold world ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
If the Suns get a locked in Beal, call it curtains for the rest of the league. Three guys capable of getting 30 on any given night. The last time we saw this was the 2021 Nets, who were foul play and bad luck away from a dynasty forming. Canโ€™t win chips without bucket getters.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
10 months
If the Dubs want to get back to winning rings, they need to make amends with James Wiseman. A combo of this genetic talent and basketball skill doesnโ€™t grow on trees. If GSt axes their analytics crap, theyโ€™re getting the front court bucket getter they need.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
This new Gen of unathletic stat geeks knows nothing but criticizing before listening to a hoopersโ€™ perspective. Truth was a walking, sleeping, and crippled bucket every night. Only player in the world who could look him in his eye at his best was Mamba.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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KD continues to cook these casuals back into their echo chambers. Naismith created this game for people to put a ball into a bucket. Flash forward 100 years and there has been nobody better in this business. Deeper scoring portfolio than the S&P 500.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Antonio Brown in his prime had everything you wanted from an NFL superstar: the ballerina footwork, strides of a gazelle, stop and go ability of a race-car, and the brain of a football dude. The league hasnโ€™t seen an eye-test savant like that since.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Seeing a lot of Jaylen Brown criticism lately. Yet another player casuals try to write the narrative on. Without playing into the algorithm, Brown will take the steps to be the next best forward in the league. Heโ€™s too talented a scorer not to.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
6 months
Pair Zach Edey with an aura radiating bucket getter (Jalen Green, Cam Thomas, Anthony Edwards, Shai, Poole) and these are the vibes youโ€™re gonna get ๐ŸŽฅ: @BlockedByBamba
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Casuals have rewritten Rondoโ€™s career. Impossible to stop at the basket and a mid range machine, while dropping more dimes than a cashier being robbed. His pure, complete point guard skills made him the best floor general and playmaker on two title teams.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
The emergence of trolls online spreading bait and misinformation through imitation has been a very similar factor to the empty, immaterial analytics wave that has set this sport back. Such nonsense takes away the purity and enjoyment from the game ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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The US network of analytics shills in hoops diminished D. Brooksโ€™ bucket getting skills and overlooked his lockdown, tenacious D. Dillion kept doing his thing and showed those groupies itโ€™s levels. Now he leaves FIBA a medalist, while the analytics Dream Team leaves empty-handed
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Being in Taiwan has been a blessing in disguise for Dwight. No media, analytics banshees, and casuals breathing down his neck = a fresh start to add to his game while being the same skilled bully as always. Golden State ought to sign a hungry superman soon.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Stick Emoni in the Cavs lineup & keep Garland & Mitch out & yโ€™all gonna be asking yourselves: โ€œDo Garland and Mitch need to come back before the playoffs?????โ€ Yes, Emoni Bates is LIKE THAT. Eye test always wins.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Respect Isaiah. It means a ton to get the hoopersโ€™ view and perspective, from one of the coldest to ever serve buckets. This is what the gameโ€™s about
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Isaiah Thomas
1 year
@balldontstopp Stop it! It has NOTHING to do with hornets development. I was there & seen how legit development team was. Itโ€™s a lot of other things going on. Kai is good but you have 2 be good everyday! Discipline & attentive to detail. Young players lack that 2 get on the floor consistently
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Terms coined by analytics geeks like โ€œconnectorโ€ and โ€œportabilityโ€ have ruined the merits and purity of basketball. No better example than these two. Theyโ€™re at their best dominating teams as scorers and tuning out the noise to take over a game. Itโ€™s always been about a bucket.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
4 months
You lied about your Kobe gene You lied about your perimeter D You lied about your mid range ball You lied about being better than peak John Wall You lied about willing the Wolves team Fuck Shai and Luka, youโ€™re stuck in a battle with Jalen Green
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Itโ€™s evident to eye-testers that the analytics nonsense brought to Philly by Morey and Harden has diminished Tobias Harrisโ€™ arsenal of bucket-getting. Any team ready to trade for Tobi and give him the green light will be rewarded.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Dillion Brooks has been a pure clamp since FIBA began. Takes on defenders with the intensity of an animal on rabies. The US hoops analytical system has tried to render him a โ€œlosing playerโ€. Heโ€™s coming for team USA and the analytics geeks with a vengeance
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
5 months
The analytics have taken Tatumโ€™s game from the Kobe track to Jeremy Sochan with a green light.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Analytics has turned hoops into a cold business where social media and spreadsheets can ruin a playersโ€™ likelihood. No better case than Bradley Beal with trade rumors. He can get you 25-30 any night and make any good team a contender
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
6 months
Instead of caving into the analytics like โ€œSpain Pick and Rollโ€ and โ€œBox Creationโ€ like his teammate, DeJounte Murray turned it old school and pissed buckets all over the Celtics faces tonight. Difference between beating a contender and putting up stats in a loss. The Kobe way.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
My winner of Free Agency so far is Houston by a long shot. When you have a team full of young gym-rat bucket getters, pairing them with like minded/skilled veteran leaders is a Barry Bonds level grand slam. Many teams should fear a Fred, Green, Brooks, Amen, Smith death lineup.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
5 months
The Ball Donโ€™t Stop 2024 Mock Draft, version 1. A note for GMs to put the analytics aside and donโ€™t second guess the heart and skill some of these hoopers have
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
22 years of age, looking like prime Bean with that street element and nastiness to it. Cocky. He knew nobody else was like this. To think this player got better in every facet of the game as years went on. Do the math. The best of his era. #EasyMoney
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
5 months
The analytics crew will be fine with a generational talent playing traffic-cop hoop as long as their PER & EPM tops the spreadsheet. Playoff basketball is about being aggressive and embracing difficult buckets. Like LBJ and Magic didnโ€™t at their worst, Jokic doesnโ€™t want buckets.
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5 months
Jokic looks like shit but itโ€™s the third playoffs in 4 years where he has to be the entire offense, when his entire basketball philosophy is the complete opposite of that. Iโ€™m sure heโ€™s miserable This is the kind of stuff that will lead to an early retirement from him
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
8 months
All of the analytics hacks focused on faux buzzword skill-sets and ready to neglect the art of buckets are looking real funny now with Brandon Miller. Heโ€™s got that Gervin, Durant, PG flair to his game. No rookie in the class has hit his levels of skill.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
7 months
It ainโ€™t about the size of the dog in the fight, itโ€™s about the size of fight in the dog. It ainโ€™t about the size of hooper in the pure, itโ€™s about the size of pure in the hooper. Not many players in the league got even half of that like ITโ€™s got it.
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Shams Charania
7 months
In pursuit of NBA return for stretch run, 11-year veteran Isaiah Thomas is joining the Utah Jazzโ€™s G League affiliate Salt Lake City Stars, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium . The two-time All-Star could be another guard option in marketplace.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
2 months
Joe Biden (a catastrophe to this country, its economy, and self respect) really resigned before the Warriors fired their charlatan coach. If Steve Kerr was about the selflessness he preaches, he would leave too.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Larry Bird was a book of problems at his best. Bled, sweated, and cried of pure skill - with not a single thing he couldnโ€™t do on a court. No other forward ever combined grace, skill, and playing the game the right way like Legend. The Great White Hope.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
10 months
When it comes to driving through the teeth of the defense and maneuvering any given spot to get off a crunch time jumper (the holy grail of buckets), Chris Paul should be that dude for the Dubs seven days out of seven - and twice on Sundays.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Any team that passes on Emoni in either round will make a mistake. You canโ€™t teach bucket getting of this degree. Reminds me of a young Kobe where all the tools are there. Whichever GM tosses out the analytics will have their courage and eye test rewarded
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
6 months
Terrence Shannon Jr. is rumored to enter the transfer portal tomorrow for one final shot at a title, and has been in touch with Bill Self and the Jayhawksโ€™ coaching staff. For more information as it comes, Google โ€œTerrence Shannon Jr. Kansasโ€.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
11 months
Tonight showed one thing. From a standpoint of skill, how silk-smooth oneโ€™s game is, and the ability to have 101 ways to get a bucket.. Devin Booker is the best talent Kevin Durant has ever run up the court with. Put the tracking stats and the ABCDEPM stats away. Eye test rules.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year
Out of every single point guard in NBA History that Bron had squared off against, not a single one has been able to look the King in his eye and fight for his throne and crown like Rondo has. Eye test pops out in every possible way. D O G.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
10 months
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
11 months
Another day, another young talent analytics fiends like SonicArray3 and DeanOnDraft tried to rewrite the narrative on. Cadeโ€™s got a special package: the ability to operate and get a bucket from any spot & toy with defenses as a passer. Eye test supremacy
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
7 months
The community of hoops admirers and purists of the game has got your back, Scott. The precedent has been set for casuals such as Jonathan Magdy Asaad to be warned.
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Scott Barnes
7 months
Job well done๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜‚ I love our fans!
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
8 months
The analytics driven game today has completely taken traditional, pure point-guard play away from the sport. Killian Hayes was the next one up with his feel to drop dimes and craft shooting the rock. Now, bad coaching & analytics have made him a victim.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
11 months
Iโ€™ll never kick Kyrie outta my top 10 I just canโ€™t do it. He like the fine ass girl with a bad attitude. I know if I go elsewhere Iโ€™ll be treated better but manโ€ฆ she so fine I just canโ€™t๐Ÿ’” Most aesthetically pleasing game ever.
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
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Stephen Curry in his 9 healthy Games in the 2016 Playoffs PPG: 29.3 RPG: 6.4 APG: 6.7 STL: 1.8 FG%: 45.8 3PT%: 40.4 (11.6 3PA) FT%: 90.2 TS%: 61.5 ( + 7.4 rTS%) 6 - 3 Record An unfortunate event ruined an All Time Szn
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Jim Park๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒŒ
5 months
The basketball purist community lost a lifelong student of the game today. Fly high, Alterraunโšก๏ธ. Your ability to use an eye test and lead powerful discussion for the Miami Heat will be missed ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
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