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@shepardrockstar
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The most fun a girl can have without cutting herself is smoking
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@melokordei We can vocally dislike Kamala and begrudgingly vote for her anyway I don’t know why everyone is freaking out that people are rightfully criticizing her
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@pissvortex The only upside of this presidential ticket is seeing this debate
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@PaulTassi When I’m in a “I stand corrected” competition and my opponent is me (Paul I love you I’m so sorry)
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@shepardrockstar
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@prezoh How long do you scroll through tweets with the word “hawk” in them for these jokes
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@XadolfsandersX A look behind the curtain
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@MMan346 @hunter_hhhh @scovafd Brotha people are very upset about lgbtq people I’ve got news for you
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@milliemeows_ @furmerly Lion Atheism is genuinely a game changing aspect of the discussion holy shit
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@sugarsmorecake 99 year old Demure girl still serves hawk tuah the old fashioned way
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@ConnorEatsPants @HalieyWelchX Shooters gotta shoot go get em Connor
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@melokordei I think that they’re both evil and that Kamala is better and the two statements can and should co exist. No one thinks Kamala is worse, but its important to keep in mind that she isn’t the savior of the party that so many people wish her to be
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@subtoconnorpls He reads that every day when he gets out of his cold, wifeless bed
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@shepardrockstar
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@_annab27 @weesterner it's not a lack of accountability, it's the publicity and loudness of it all. You don't like it, unsub and move on. No need to tweet about it
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@andyziac @rllyastanacc Yeah that’s not the issue here, a cc shouldn’t have to outright say something is wrong for people to use common sense and know that this is not activism or representation, it’s just a really weird thing to draw, and weirder to continue ignoring the fact that this is weird
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@Setsamii didn't ask, also ratio #祝ワーフリ
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@bugfangz Connors chat is twitch training wheels just use the emotes everyone else uses it’s a hive mind in there and it’s great and I love it
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@PaulTassi When I’m in a “didn’t read the twid” competition and my opponent is @PaulTassi
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@merzboymoder I could write an essay on google maps moderation being so comically lax you wouldn’t believe. I have invented so many fictional places that I’m in the top 1% of contributors and I get deals for the Google store because of it
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@jschlatt @fuszzzz Some of the least funny replies I’ve ever seen in this thread
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@BradlesMcGee @MMan346 @hunter_hhhh @scovafd ?? Where’s the gaslight and where did I say I was a pedo? Guy made a whole new sentence
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@istroketomboys @Jebus_Chrust_ @FuzzyD75 @fritzcomputer @strongerpotions @g0ldf1nch I would argue that world building relies on the world you build having some kind of detail otherwise what the hell have you built
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@IreidaI @Lizbuggie It’s so people know
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@nopeifyaltalt @JustaMinx @GeeNelly What??? Meow meow creator has a life outside of streaming? Cancel them now send tweet
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@NSLTDH @dreamwastaken Zip his pants up when you’re done goddamn
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@Bungie_Leaks Reminds me of craftening autos with gl masterworks kinda
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@dreamuack @GeorgeNootFound ratiod by ratio bot?? #祝ワーフリ
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@subtoconnorpls They’re gonna take Jerma’s balls next
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@ECMalcolm_ @24framesofnick yo fuck you doom is great
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@BENichs_Phoenix @Protheon_ Rahool and banshee got it locked down
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@rllyastanacc Nice backpedal with the real condition, doesn’t change the fact that those are real people and this is weird, whether you find comfort or not
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@spreenwif @kaceytron @dreamwastaken Bro cannot read tone in text
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@shepardrockstar
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@suckgnf I’m honestly so confused did you not see it was a joke??
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@Ehroar I really don’t think it’s that deep if your 3 man group has to switch off to do the mission and I was a solo player forever until I realized that the Massively Multiplayer Online Game was better played with other people, and the game has never really been aimed for solo play
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@twdreamie 1 in 7.5 trillion chance I’ll stop
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@ppredictors MFS REALKY BE SAYING ANYONE EXCEOT SCHLATT I’M CRYING
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@connorpugs @Slimecicle connor join that smp that would be funny i think
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@Vizexta @milliemeows_ @furmerly Arceus is whatever anyways Bidoof solos a trillion lions
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@fettucinetwt Meet up with some bitches
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@ihategraham @rnexel_ One billion Detroit lions vs every Pokémon is a radical new thought experiment
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@flannyenojado @Vulst2 It’s back in for the summer dw
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@andyziac @rllyastanacc A genderbent artwork is different than drawing someone as a trans person, it’s weird to headcannon real people as anything except what they are, and it’s weird to fetishize trans people like this. Some of these comments are disgusting and weirdly sexual and none of this is good
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@whoadsmp I’m gonna listen to you cry
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@OrangeSmileCat Probably the worst slate of warlock changes we’ve seen in a while
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@Azuki4fun @ConnorEatsPants That isn’t very nice
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@puppyboygnf @rllyastanacc Hi! Thanks for wholly and willfully Misinterpreting what I said! Trans people aren’t weird at all, if you look at my bio you’d know that! I was saying that drawing real, actual people who are cis is weird, not representation at all
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@tannneh @mediumguyenergy google some bitches
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@danghentschel Generational Poster Truly a league of his own
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@Iovejcy This the reason they testing the dislike button fr
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@SbeveSbi I have seen exactly none of those fandoms take jokes well 💀
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@InconsistentNex @wiistefspam ? You clearly don’t know anything about him, he has done one mildly problematic thing in his life It was making fun of a guy who made a weird song lyric about lesbians That was the “problem”
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@MrSantosNY @ConnorEatsPants The people are waiting. America is waiting.
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@peepoleah I SAID THAT ONCE AND GOT MY ASS FUCKING BEAT IN PQRTS
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@prezoh Tell her to get on fort
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@istroketomboys @Jebus_Chrust_ @FuzzyD75 @fritzcomputer @strongerpotions @g0ldf1nch I would further argue that the other factors of her world building are equally terrible. They are children’s books written for children to read and understand
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@angel4snf @wiistefspam Literally not true he had a plenty large fanbase before dsmp and still most of his viewers came from other places like mizkif and otk
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@Jungwnslover I’m gay and trans, schlatt is a cool fuckin guy
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@bratthebeloved Tf?? Get some copium and get over yourself, he has a great team
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@bugfangz Everyone wanna be ludwig so bad
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@cariboubluu Dream is gonna get teamed with fundy, schlatt, and eret just to clown on y’all
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@TurtlesTM @m_ouvee Take this ratio
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@Jebus_Chrust_ @istroketomboys @FuzzyD75 @fritzcomputer @strongerpotions @g0ldf1nch Using the Harry Potter game as a frame of reference for how good the books were speaks volumes to how good the books really were
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@millionsofplayr @subtoconnorpls Him and hasan are mad at each other because the kid wants to start drama for clout and hasan is pissed off
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@kijanka___ @bugfangz Connor’s chat is easy just spam the emotes they spam
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@dsmpmartin Like, there’s a valid argument to be made that he was (is still?) quite mentally ill and this shit came from it but after a certain point (which was a while ago) you can’t make excuses anymore. He’s gotta fix his problems, not just come back and expect it to be ok
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@connorpugs @Punz0P connor what if you streamed that smp
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@pk_civ @Foxyfox4054 @brndxix Moving the goalposts like crazy
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@Pikaclicks @shelbygraces another profound tweet from noah pikachu
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@piotrRog5 @zhangyong02 Yeah but also it’s a genocide
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Average “doesn’t understand satire” Twitter user
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@angel4snf @wiistefspam Less than half but ok
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This one shoulda stayed up
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@StevenWedg96015 @melokordei Alright you are not on the same page as anyone here lil bro
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@dirtycrimegirI @_jaynco_ C!schlatt was the President of a country, legally, who can legally do whatever the hell he wants with his country
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@nekoGnf @ErynShits The joke was that he’s saying he doesn’t turn into a ring of hearts when sapnap
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@AOC ok aoc dont see how thats related but ok
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@firesg1 @ANTIFURRYSIGMA @hl2cool Yeah but the song sucked hop off jack black for a second please
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Sometimes I think tone indicators are sometimes unnecessary and most jokes are obvious But apparently this was too hard to get??
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@MinxMore Minx you gotta figure out how to handle situations like this in a way that has a little more nuance I understand it’s hard but holy shit dude
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@notch @KoopaKid82 you shoudlve also ratio?? #祝ワーフリ
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@rccalytrix I feel like I just saw an astral alignment
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@H3IDITWT Rare just means “wasn’t public until I found it and breached privacy”
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