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Life is soup, I am fork! 🤓

Kampala, Uganda
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@shazie4u
𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Love you🤭🫶
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@bby_shuga1
Bby_shuga
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Broke men/women bless us with your pictures😫😄
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Your muganda husband when you put sauce and food on the same plate..
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Your man’s type as you’re forcing yourself to be a decent introverted hun.
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@Am_Blujay Wont matter in heaven 😒
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Officially a slightly older woman! 🎂🙏🏽
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2 months
Idk.. be fat and cute..
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@estherray21
Hajjat Nabirye♡
2 months
What do y’all do on Saturdays?
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
6 months
As a broke babe, I decided to leave people’s sons alone. Can’t subject you to only leg boo.. sorry bye🤭
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
1 month
Bino ebintu tebiliko age limit? 😒
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
4 months
@GODFREY_Kutesa You can just say RIP and continue with your day. Not everything is a lecture cmon..
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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🌚
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@LytSkinnedGirl
Grace🌹
3 months
Let's see a No Face Picture of You 🫶 Quote it🥹
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We look for this boy and beat him
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5 months
Guys…😭🥺 anyway see🍑
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5 months
It’s today that I’ve noticed ngu I don’t know how to take mirror selfies..😏
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The early bird didn’t catch the worm today..😕
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Buni today night after optimus prime comes to seek revenge..
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
5 months
This is why i say my “shahada” and duas before i leave my house! So sad
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Just today afternoon in Ndejje (Entebbe road) a man entered someone’s home with a panga asking for a ransom and ended up cutting the kids..he was also shot on spot.....let's be vigilant!
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Good morning! Oli mu secured future ate osaba ba hooligan data, tomanyi museveni gyasula? 😂🙊
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4 months
Got two😒
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@jukaowen
OMWOOJO🥷🏾
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Today’s 4 slides? 👀
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
2 months
You’re a fine man don’t allow people sleep with you any how please. 😒
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3 months
@iamjuddah I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work..
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@MwesigyeFranks Does tausi have buses which go to makerere from town? 😂
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@alexissTyler
lex in tx
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show me a picture of you from across the table looking pretty
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Cut down on cuteness! Me: nzijeko filter? 😂
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
7 months
5’3 😭😂 shorty bahu!
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@ArthurMuhwezi12
Arthur ♠
7 months
How tall are you?
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Bro started forex trading… got a few milz and jazzed me how he doesn’t date fat babes..😂
@hashjenni
Jenni
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support him at his lowest and watch him run to another girl at his highest😍😍😍
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Stop posting your ma pics Me:
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@CFC_Oscar24
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Women in black, Damn🥺🖤>>>>
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
5 months
Got one. Pre covid! 2020!
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@JobSoyekwo
JOB 🇺🇬
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Tweet back with a photo of you, for the love of nature! In Ugandan 🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬❣️ #ExploreUganda
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Felt cute yesterday might delete never.
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
11 months
@dhaboy01 Stop getting pregnant just to lock in men. It never works. Also why are you even pregnant when you’re broke?
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Guys stop sleeping around.. People look so good but are sick and don’t wanna reveal their statuses….
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I can’t sing, but i do have other oral talents. 😉
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Sunset thread🫡
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Sunset thread.
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😂
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@jukaowen
OMWOOJO🥷🏾
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5. Face card? Let’s see some? 🌚
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In high school, I was mildly ugly, didn’t even have a date for prom😭 Definitely a late bloomer..
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Please stop Dm’n me. I’m a gold digger. 😭
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🤭😑
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@MathathoKarabo Over there looking like a disadvantage 😂
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Badly wanna sit on something.. and it’s not a chair..
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+1 🎉🥳
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UBQ is out already..? I’m probably gonna drive JBL 🤦🏽‍♀️
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2 months
Learn to just be friends, you can’t eat anyone and everyone that comes your way..
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10 months
Jummah Mubarak ❤️
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@elonssenyonga
Elon Ssenyonga
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Today is Jumah Prayers lets see that picture of you in that Islamic Wear😊
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
2 months
Stay away from broke girls.
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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@freakoutfights And she’ll go back to him after
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Lwakwekaza but it gets really lonely out here. You miss having someone take care of you.
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Bro “mpako” is not a pickup line.
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Anyway mama D should tell us if this one is right or trying to make content..
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Keep liking my shlt…
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Call me backward naye I'm not letting my man go into saucepans nga I'm around. Unless nga I'm sick ..
@Kissy2562
Kissy256
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This generation of women has done a big role in making being a woman look creepy . Why would your man be serving himself food in your presence? Let's be honest , what are u doing to let ur man be entering saupans, pliz stay single if u r nt ready to be a woman
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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You’re not seeing this by mistake, love isn’t your calling..❤️
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
4 months
Bruh, I’m slightly ugly in person. Leave me😭 I won’t see you.
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Cold, ovulating & single!
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5 months
I love being told I smell good! Yes thank you, I taste better tho. 😏
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Alot of y’all criticized winnie nwagi for spending all those years in gym and not “losing weight” Now she’s lost the weight and nyash kati you’re saying mulwadde?
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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@dvjdougie @drine2799 I’d rather fuck a door knob ew. You’re definitely what angels create when God isn’t around Goodnight
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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@UG_confesses Totukoya nawe… kasta ffe ugandans we enjoy. Weyogeza nyini
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Your license probably got suspended for driving me crazy🤭
@Mulenga98
Uncle ZeMule👑🇿🇲
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🖤
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Why is everyone a whore? What happened to love? 😭
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
5 months
A client paid for a cake a month back. Safe to say, i ate the money. Now it feels like I’m doing the cake for free. 😂
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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A trip to Murchison falls is 6m aha😂 sika high season..
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
5 months
Having a woman with a big bum is the first sign that you’re a responsible man😂 Woman is me.
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4 months
Mpozi what are the advantages of dating you?
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
10 days
You’re there sleeping in the chest of your ka boyfriend who doesn’t love you anymore. Looking for ways to chase you.
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I’d be cuter with my legs over your shoulders..
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
4 months
Craziest shit I’ve seen today
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5 months
My biggest fear is dying while bathing and they find me like this. 🫢
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@jukaowen
OMWOOJO🥷🏾
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Today’s 4 slides? 🙂‍↕️
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Gwe you keep liking my shit.. we’ll end up like this.
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
4 months
Financially what happened in April should never happen ever again.
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
5 months
Men to chubby women:
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
3 months
Tired of carrying this large ass around all day😒
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
4 months
U already know 🥹
@ThegirlJT
JT ☆
4 months
Are you prettier than a mf or just OKAY?
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
2 months
Heart break yanuma nengamba kandye akakomando thrice a day no water kansibe olubuto nfe lumu Come to think of it, it was probably poverty.
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Guys! I have a big big problem! 😭🥹😭 I struggle with fat ass syndrome😭
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
6 months
@confess256 Btw i keep telling u, men don’t like chubby or fat women… I’m one so dont come at me..
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Naye bambi I have big cheeks eh.. 😒
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
4 months
Has someone ever come into your life, nga they’re just a blessing?
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
4 years
You abuse me that I’m fat yet i know that I’m fat, anha? 😂😂
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Every time your mum tells you she wants the best for you, she’s talking about me. 👍🏽🫶🏽
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
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Go and do that HIV test. Stop checking people with your eyes..
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
4 months
@AkeroFiona66500 @Martinzpro1 @violancelax You’re there looking like a broom in the corner and you’re abusing kids? Just saying. She’s literally better looking than you.
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
2 years
@UG_confesses Touch your chest and say “i am a witch”
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
4 months
I got zero talking stages left in me man I’m tired..
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
3 months
And when you finally meet the right woman, don’t look at her tummy. 😐
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2 years
@UG_confesses We still want to know if you can have kids please…
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
3 months
If she looks good and she’s single, she’s the problem.
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𝔃𝓲𝓮 ᥫ᭡
6 months
I need of a vacation that looks like it was funded by a drug lord and full of balcony intakhos.
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