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always too much or never enough ✨

Massachusetts, USA
Joined January 2019
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@shaunalmeida
shaun
1 year
Not some dude trying to catfish me with my own photo 💀💀💀
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@shaunalmeida
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6 months
Never forget
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15 years ago today, Grindr was launched.
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1 year
@defenestr8rboi Honestly you right, I’m all for fairness
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1 year
Thrilled
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3 months
I’m out of captions
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@shaunalmeida
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3 months
makes me want a hot dog real bad
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5 months
is it that sweet? i guess so
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1 year
I look like a highligter
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5 months
training season - dua lipa
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11 months
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@shaunalmeida
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1 year
@MichaelDrummey Oh stoppppp
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@shaunalmeida
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5 years
Hi Taylor! My name is Shaun, I’m the actual guy from the photo! My Instagram is for proof! 😊
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@shaunalmeida
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10 months
“where’s the beach?!”
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2 months
show me a grey sky, a rainy cab ride “babes don’t threaten me with a good time”
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10 months
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1 year
@nickeles LMAO seriously
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@shaunalmeida
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3 months
hello down there
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1 year
@aeviious No stop I’m dying at this 😂
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@shaunalmeida
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5 months
post a short video of yourself
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@shaunalmeida
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2 years
✌🏼
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@shaunalmeida
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1 year
The hair tho 😭😂
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1 year
Let me see yall at 19? 👀
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@shaunalmeida
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5 years
It’s been a while 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@shaunalmeida
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2 years
Come snug 🥰
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2 years
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@shaunalmeida
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2 years
happy spoopy day 🎃
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2 years
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@shaunalmeida
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10 months
asking my family at Thanksgiving dinner if people were doing coke in the bathroom
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asking my family at Thanksgiving dinner who they’d like to throw off the wagon
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@shaunalmeida
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2 years
two equally blasé moods
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@shaunalmeida
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5 years
On that hair cut flow ✨
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@shaunalmeida
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1 year
The sexual tension between me and that part of my back I can’t reach 😍
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@shaunalmeida
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3 years
goodnight 🌟
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1 year
My favorite part ☺️
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@shaunalmeida
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6 months
Taylor did say to “fuck the patriarchy” right? RIGHT?!
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Jake Gyllenhaal, 2002
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5 years
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3 years
Save the bees
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5 years
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@shaunalmeida
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1 year
Went on an 8 mile walk yesterday
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3 years
🐉
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@shaunalmeida
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1 year
Time to play “is it depression or is it just Monday?”
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1 year
I can’t wait to not wake up to an alarm tomorrow 🥰
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1 year
I just killed it in Overwatch just to realize I was playing against AI and not real people LMAO
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1 year
@nickeles I wish this was more interesting 😂 but I reported it right after the screenshot and the profile is still up, but they haven’t been active since I responded
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1 year
I gotta stop using LinkedIn like it’s Tinder
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@shaunalmeida
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2 years
Sorry to my ears, but I will literally never stop using qtips
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1 year
I want Google to start a Spotify Wrapped for all the dumb questions I’ve Googled each year
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@shaunalmeida
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4 years
boston 🌃
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3 years
Why is this filter such a look
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11 months
Amazon sent me an “I miss you” e-mail because I haven’t placed an order in 2 days
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@shaunalmeida
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3 years
My body and skin are LOVING my streak of drinking a gallon of water every day but holy shit I am so sick of PEEING
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1 year
@dabubbby How are people trolling you for your age when you’re that hot
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1 year
Stars Are Blind should’ve won a Grammy
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1 year
I swear I take melatonin and my body processes it and thinks it’s caffeine
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1 year
Snapchat thought they were doing us a solid by moving the back button, but all they did was ensure I accidentally video call someone
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@shaunalmeida
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3 years
I haven’t had alcohol in over 24 hours and I went to the gym today guys!!
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@shaunalmeida
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2 years
The straight manager at my gym called me “king” like a week ago when I walked in and I’m still running off the high from that
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2 years
Can someone rub my head while I cry on their lap? Please and thank you
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4 years
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3 years
Taking a nap is risky because you feel refreshed like 15% of the time and the other 85%, you want to end it all
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@shaunalmeida
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4 years
me at all times:
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4 years
I can’t stop eating
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11 months
@amazon I’ve already placed an order bby, I can’t stay away too long 😘
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1 year
Me and @asshleyallday got to see Mama Swift!
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@shaunalmeida
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2 years
Once I get my SSRIs figured out, it’s over for you hoes
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6 months
Beyoncé’s impact
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@shaunalmeida
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3 years
I want Maluma to *** my ***
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@shaunalmeida
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4 years
@agarrtsoff @theestallion Hi! I was just scrolling through the comments in this post, and I just wanted to say that this is really good!
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@shaunalmeida
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1 year
And baby I get mystified by how this city screams your name
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@shaunalmeida
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5 years
My phone turns into one of those water wiggly things the second I take my case off of it
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@shaunalmeida
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10 months
long story short ‘tis the damn season champagne problems
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in honor of evermore's 3rd year anniversary, what are your top 3 songs on this album???
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