My brother went on a walk today with my dad and this little Asian kid goes up to him and “jokingly” says “don’t hurt me”...I’ve been thinking about it all day. Parents do better at educating your kids, our lives are not a joke.
#BlackLivesMatter
my body: I’m tired
me: so you think you can just take a nap after the last nap because the last nap made you tired so now you have to take another nap after the nap you took post nap?
my body: yuh bet
You know when your parents make you do something right before you workout that defers your workout until there’s no workout and you’re stuck eating a full meal your mother makes that you promise yourself you’ll work off the next day. But you don’t. That is my daily routine.
my little brother was touching my moms purse and she said:
“Aht Aht vinny the only time you touch a woman’s purse is when you’re putting money there” I felt that
You couldn’t pay me to differentiate these new rappers from each other but pull out The Bachelor archive and I can match each contestant to their season. Bet.