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@shankellly

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Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined December 2011
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@shankellly
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Mammy ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“
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Did nobody wash their hands or wipe their arse before they heard about the coronavirus or what
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A go into Zara n iโ€™m like mehh but then see girls wearing stunning shit n its all from Zara like HOW do yous find these things
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Do you google numbers you donโ€™t know who phone you before answering the call or are u normal ?
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How is she a psycho? Shes a worried girlfriend wanting to know if her man is loyal? Tweeting that n embarrassing her makes u out a cow lolll
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How do u delete someone elses tweet
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I sing breakup songs so loud and passionately for a girl who in fact is not going through a breakup
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls take it too far every single time they drink
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Goin out drinking when you're not in a good place mentally is the worst possible thing to do it always feels good at the time to just block everything else out but it doesn't help what so ever only makes you 10x worse. When will i learnnnnn ๐Ÿฅบ
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Nope nope nope never find yourself a Josh.
@LoveIsland
Love Island
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Find a guy who fancies you even when you're ripping your lashes off. #LoveIsland
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Big respect for taxi drivers that stay silent the whole journey
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Blake Lively will always be the best dressed at the Met Gala without fail
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๐Ÿ˜ญ shouldny laugh but she's jst been done a belter ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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In a world full of Callums be a Finley ๐Ÿฅฐ #LoveIsland
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I don't know why but chocolate just tastes so much better when its shaped like a egg
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Can someone please tell online retailers thats its not just brides and wedding parties that wear silk pyjamas!!!!
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My pal went out for something to eat with a guy last night and never kissed him before she left his car BUT are yous ready for this.. SHE SHOOK HIS HAND ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I've honestly not stopped thinking about it since. Why am i pals with mad awkward weirdos ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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So basically i'm no shite at buns i just need extensions this is exact same thing a do
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Tegan Walmsley
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#loveisland molly-maes bun, ur welcome gals xx
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Theres cunts oot there way a degree in plating a Chinese
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I cannot believe itโ€™s Christmas this week??? Like what the fuck I couldnโ€™t feel less Christmasy if i tried ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Pretty little thing have texted me more this week than any my pals have
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Need to stop using the excuse that iโ€™m bloated and just come to terms with the fact that iโ€™m actually just fat
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Why do Oh Polly just assume everyone has small boobs?????
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I sing Cardi B - WAP so loud and confident for a girl that has sex in the missonary position with the lights aff n my top on
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Ashley Cain reaching his goal of ยฃ1,000,000 to save his baby girls life is absolutely amazing! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Honestly i did not expect to be pleasantly surprised when i opened this thats all i'm saying
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Possibly the nicest bouquet a flowers iโ€™ve ever saw n iโ€™ve had my fair share of beautiful bouquets but wowwww
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Do u ever just want to burst into tears??? As in 24 hours a day???
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Maura "Want to share a bed with me" on first date with new boy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ somebody buy that lassie a vibrator n lock her in a room i cannot take listening to this tart any longer
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Sorry but she needs to calm down n stop being a mad cow
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Everyone with an unusual name will really feel this moment... #LoveIsland
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Wish lassies would fucking stop way this abnormal behaviour
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Nails this length are impractical and tacky looking! I said what i said ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
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The amount of weight i've put on recently is actually disgusting and pure getting me down but clearly not down enough that i stop eating shiteeee ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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This app honestly just reminds me i'm a piece of shit every single day
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Can't believe she even shared the fact he calls her a good girl when she takes it all ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ logging out man keep it tae yersel Megan
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GirlsKnowFootballToo
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Iโ€™m just making sure everyone caught a glimpse at Love Islandโ€™s Megan shaming Wes on Instagram during the night ๐Ÿ˜‚ The joys of time difference *now deleted*
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"Putting on nice underwear and wearing makeup for me you should be buzzing to impress me" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ oh my god you would not get bored of slapping that clown about
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What the fuck??? This is a very strange attitude to have towards your pals. Anytime me n my pals buy something n put it in the groupchat we are all like "class canny wait to borrow that" n thats defo the way it should be ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Struggling to see where she said she was obese? People can be a size 6 n still be unhappy with their body!!!!! U don't need to be overweight to want to change ur appearance ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Fuck wit Sean n any other absolute loser hinks
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See for somebody that sleeps a lot iโ€™m always fucking shattered
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What a cracking pair a melons
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We all have eyes n all know who's attractive but why would u want ur partner to publicly show he likes the look of someone else lol no bye
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no offence but gfโ€™s who donโ€™t let their bfโ€™s like other girls pics are losers
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The worst type of pal. My pals wanty go back way the same shitty guy 100x over al be there to pick the pieces up every single time ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
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If youโ€™re in a toxic relationship which you CAN get out of. Do not come to me to cry every time something happens, I will only advise you so many times ๐Ÿค not wasting my breath
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Take my hat off to people who have lost their parents and can still walk about with a smile on their face. Bravest ppl ever!!!!! I couldn't live without my wee mum ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ
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Do u check your front doors locked 10 times a night or you normal?
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Look how happy her dad is. He's bursting with pride ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
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Sorry but are we gonna ignore the fact that @bellehassan can sing๐Ÿ˜
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I don't think lassies can be picky when every single one a us own the same Primark thongs ๐Ÿคฃ
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Georgia going n staying in her ex bfs "spare room" while poor wee Sams in their gaff none the wiser n shes tryna justify it ๐Ÿคจ if ma partner even as much as looked at their ex there would be a fkn war never mind stayin way them in a separate room ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ loyaaaal babe
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Does Ciaran have any pals iโ€™m feeling like shit anol x
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That wrap god on Tiktok would honestly stick a newborn baby in a wrap n whack it in the George Foreman if he was asked
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How horrible is it after you've been onit n ur anxiety is through the roof thinking everyone hates you n ur riddled with the fear wondering wit shite u were talking ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’
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Never been so angry with a tweet in all my life
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The type of people you don't need in your life
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Imagine being that girl ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ yuck
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Imagine being able to find a guy that actually knew how to wrap presents
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What the love of my life done for my birthday was just unbelievable thank you ๐Ÿ’•
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Imagine getting all dressed up sexy for ur man for them to turn round n go "why u wearing that" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ i would DIE. Alex is the number 1 weirdo man a want names n addresses of everybody he's been way i don't believe any of it
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For someone whos snapchat username is not wrote anywhere i sure as fuck get some amount of people adding me "by search"๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด
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Freaks me out that some burds are so boy orientated n go out looking to impress boys man literally nothing better than a all girls night ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—
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Pure boggles my mind that the queen has children i actually couldn't imagine her laughing never mind shagging
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Just seen on the Echo Falls page they've brought out a rosรฉ wine mixed with Gin n its ruining my life just thinking about it.. ๐Ÿคฃ that'll be a killer
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A couldn't hint for my bf to buy me as much a mcdonalds never mind a nearly ยฃ500 bag ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ people are absolutely off their nut
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April 2022 and weโ€™re still seeing people wearing a face mask in their cars by themselves ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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โ€œHey beaut ๐Ÿ˜ i love your feed, i think you would be perfect at what i doโ€ fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
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Imagine that was ur bfs reaction to finding out what gender ur baby was :) absolutely see ya take ma bump n leave
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Tristian is butthurt itโ€™s a girl but whatever ๐Ÿ˜‘ my bump makes me look fat also ๐Ÿ™ƒ but yay!!!! Girl!!!! ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—
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I get attached to guys in tv shows more than i get attached to them in real life and its quite worrying
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Still can't get over this still want to kill this cunt
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Do men and women really think differently about the emotional impact cheating will have on their partner? ๐Ÿค” #OneNightWithMyEx
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Thats better looking than half the boys av been way
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Since u asked i could really be doing with a cuddle ?
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Howโ€™s everyone doing?
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All these people glorifying toxic relationships n saying they love a toxic man/woman etc have clearly never been in a toxic relationship in their life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that shit traumatises you
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Not watched Eastenders in about 10 years but currently refreshing TikTok majorly invested in Lily being pregnant and finding out who the dad is ๐Ÿ˜‚
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As soon as this is over all the hairdressers, beauty therapists and so on are going to be completely over booked because we are all going to be ugly as fuck by the time we are allowed out again and need major makeovers ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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See that wee "mhm" when they are about to kiss u n they are looking at you like that ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ knees weak x
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Joey Essex
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Love at first sight... โค๏ธ @mtvex
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Don't know if i want to be her or be with her tbh??? My feelings are everywhere after looking at this
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Absolutely 0 words just put me in the bin x
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Could punch my own head in thinking about how much time i wasted in horrible toxic relationships falling out every week, blocked n unblocked on social media 3 times a week n all that ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ so embarrassing. See life differently when you step back from that toxic shit
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How magic are the doctors now.. theyโ€™re able to tell you exactly whats wrong with you and prescribe u medication without even seeing you for themselves ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ pure great that ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
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Olivia went a walk to the library with her nursery today (a 10/15 min walk) and on the way back she was asking her nursery teacher if they can just get a taxi ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ she's defo my child, a lazy little shit ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Honestly so jealous of people who donโ€™t suffer with anxiety. It literally consumes me i wouldnโ€™t wish it on my worst enemy ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
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In greggs there and Olivias got about ยฃ2 my mum gave her this morning and sheโ€™s just went to hand me it and said โ€œits okay mummy iโ€™ll pay for itโ€ ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ i could actual cry. One thing iโ€™ve done right in life is raising this little girl, thee kindest wee soul ever ๐Ÿ’—
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How nice is it when ur sad n ur pals text u pure nice things n check in on you โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ crying again thanks ilysm
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Travis and Kourtney are so so weird its unreal
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Pure wanna be a skinny legend pure canny stop eating
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This is the kinda boyfriend i am lookin for one that'll make me get my fat arse in shape n preferably looked like Tommy anol
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Love Island
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UNSEEN BITS: Couple up with a boxer they said... It will be fun they said... #LoveIsland
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How fkn weird are ppl that are pure obsessed with their ex's n still get involved in their lives ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ let it gooooo move on. Be better no bitter x
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The sea fucking terrifies me
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Oh my god IMAGINE someone talking about ur bf like that right in front of your face. Don't care about the cameras n the security i woulda swung her about n ripped the nose piercing out myself. Absolute TART
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Everyone quick to say how lucky she is for being with Alex but can we not talk about how lucky HE IS because wow she is a sliceeeeee ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
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Ready to look exactly like that in a bikini x
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Liana Marisa
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Ready to move to a hot country x
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2 years
Toast phases is a real thing n Iโ€™m currently going through one
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Pure fancy my bf when hes just finished work in his workie gear n lookin aw boggin he's good tae the eyes but honestly he smells like absolute shite
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That Arthur Labinjo-Hughes case honestly reduces me to tears every time i see it. A 6 year old crying out โ€œno one loves meโ€ and โ€œno one is going to feed meโ€ is just beyond heartbreaking ๐Ÿ’”
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Fuck every single person who liked/retweeted this. Disgusting
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If i could look like anyone id look exactly like this
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Anna n Jordan wir coupled up for a week n didny say they widny go with anyone else Jordan even said that ???? Michael told Amber his head would never be turned n he was into her ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ think they have every right to be angry. A hope Anna eats him alive tomoz
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That tiktok trend โ€œwhat youโ€™d smell if you hugged meโ€ and people are posting pure fancy perfumes n that when you just know theyโ€™d actual smell like cheese n onion crisps
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Do you's make these guys in a lab or what ? Where do u get them ? A want one ?
@morganXmligan
Morgan Milliganโ˜๏ธ
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I genuinely have the best boyfriend ever! Heโ€™s too good๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Grown adults with a collection of finished vapes in their room 100% warrants a jail sentence
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6 years
No offence to myself but i'm starting to get chunky as fuck
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@shankellly
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5 years
Shes actual choking tae be bullied
@kayyleighferry
Kayleigh Ferry
5 years
hahahahah nah wtf
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@shankellly
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7 years
Yeah Sean spot on ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ Girls on holiday wearing bikinis what slags ๐Ÿ˜– boys dump ur girlfriends or buy her a jacket ama right or ama right xxx
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@shankellly
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7 years
Honestly duno why a check things that i know fine well are gonny upset me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ legit go huntin to get myself annoyed a hate me
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@shankellly
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4 years
Agree but can we realise its not always the girls that are sponges and guys do in fact take girls for an absolute rideeeee n make them pay for everything ๐Ÿ˜Š
@charterislou
lucy
4 years
Your boyfriend is NOT your bank, put ur hand in ur purse and stop being a fucking sponge ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฎ
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