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Shane

@shanecenters

12 years

I would do unto others as I would have them do unto me but straight guys don't seem to like that.

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Shane

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8 months

Today is my 6 year sobriety anniversary and here’s before and after sobriety pics. I’m here today because I asked for help. I’m just the luckiest guy in the whole world.

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5 months

Convicted felon Donald Trump #Verdict #TrumpTrial

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3 years

Love Curb Your Enthusiasm but this will always be my favorite Larry David on camera moment

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And all this time I thought Jon Voight was an outstanding actor for playing assholes really well. As it turns out...

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2 months

We all know President George W. Bush isn’t voting for Trump and he should say it

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9 months

Dave Grohl do his impression of Christopher Walken gets me every time 😂 Happy Birthday!

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3 months

Saw Cancel Netflix trending and thought “I don’t give a shit what they did I’m not cancelling Netflix” as it turns out they donated money to #Kamala4President2024 Yes!

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6 years

@THR I pay $126 just on snacks and soda from the concession stand at a movie.

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5 months

President Carter is a prince among men. A true humanitarian and the world has been a better place with him in it.

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6 years

@CTHusky08 @THR I read that like 12 times thinking I was over looking the word “millions” after the $126.

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3 years

When some of my favorite musicians are trending like Stevie Nicks, Bruce Springsteen and Elton John I used to be afraid they died now I’m hoping they pulled their music from #Spotify #SpotifyPremium

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3 years

This is the greatest line Stephen Colbert has ever said. God bless him

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3 years

Thank god Silver Spoons gave us Jason Bateman and Alphonso Ribeiro to balance out Ricky Schroder’s craziness

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3 years

The best campaign slogan if you’re running against Sarah Huckabee Sanders is: Not Sarah Huckabee Sanders

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4 years

#DeleteFacebook like I did years ago. It’s the work of the devil and I promise it will improve your psyche

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5 months

Our friend Brooklyn Dad dragging the MAGAts. We have your back @mmpadellan 🙌

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@mmpadellan

2 years

In case you were wondering why Brooklyn Dad is trending, it's because I'm doing what I do best, which is triggering the shit out of MAGA world. Proud to do it. 😎

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4 months

The Supreme Court has made their decision. Have had it, Mr. President. Do what you will. It’s all yours, King Biden. Fuck. Shit. Up.

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3 months

Watching Trump act like he’s at a Spelling Bee needing a definition to spell DEI

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5 years

Somewhere Voight’s estranged daughter Angelina Jolie is thinking “See? I told you fuckers. I’m not such a bitch after all”

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4 months

Hillary Clinton was right about everything. And she still is.

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6 years

A guy on Grindr asked me to send him a dick pic so I sent him this

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1 year

@clipsthatgohard Why do people get so upset when driving? I don’t suffer from road rage. I’m not in a race or competition with anyone. I’m not a doctor or nurse no one is going to die if I show up late.

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7 months

This dude has lost his mind #TrumpIsHiding

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Shane

@shanecenters

3 years

We only need Bill Cosby to trend for one reason. Go into the light mutherfucker

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6 months

I will not tolerate any Jasmine Guy slander

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4 months

When you see pooping trending and instantly know it’s in reference to #ConvictedFelonDonaldJTrump

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7 years

@businessinsider Good for a kid but I’m okay with my smartphone addiction - I’ve given up drinking and drugs it’s all I have left

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5 years

For those of you who have watched the masterpiece Ricky Gervais created on Netflix “After Life” what was the first episode that made you cry? I cried in episode 5 and 6 but loved everyone of them A glorious show 👏🏼 ❤️

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3 months

Saw Caitlyn Jenner trending and thought the worst - that she had killed another person while driving

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5 months

I would consider boycotting Hobby Lobby but have no fucking idea who they are and I’m cool with that

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6 years

Me carrying my resentments

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4 years

Today’s my sobriety anniversary. Today I’m three years clean from drugs and alcohol and I’m unbelievably grateful.

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5 years

@sarahbellewalsh The 61 one year old was still standing at the end and the 29 year old bully went to jail. I give the win to the 61 year old.

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5 months

Dan Rather doing the lord’s work

Dan Rather

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Trump attorneys sent @propublica a cease and desist order demanding this article not be published, so you should definitely read it, ASAP.

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7 years

@chicagotribune Well, if I wasn’t an atheist beforehand this would’ve done it

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Shane

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4 years

I live in Broward County. I always wear a mask. I work from home and quarantine. And I try to get others to do the same. I’m doing everything I can do.

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7 years

@twwinpeaks As far as great bands go, Fleetwood Mac would win by a.....landslide.

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3 years

If Ben Affleck is blaming Jennifer Garner for his drinking he needs to hold himself accountable and do Step 4. And then get on his knees and thank her for putting up with his insufferable ass.

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Ben Affleck: I would've 'still' been drinking if I stayed married to Jennifer Garner

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6 years

@TomiLahren @kathygriffin I’ve never been a fan of this hashtag but nothing seems more appropriate than #EpicFail

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3 years

#Kanye lost me when he said slavery was a choice

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6 years

@DiorIzzy @CTHusky08 @THR I was starting to think my reading comprehension was for shit

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Shane

@shanecenters

5 years

Name something that gives you irrational anger. Mine is when people call pizzas, pies. I hate it. It makes me crazy.

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2 years

@this_safe_place Johnny Depp needed a bodyguard just from her

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4 years

@eliistender10 More gratitude less attitude

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10 months

I will not tolerate any Parker Posey slander

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4 years

@ThatEricAlper All dogs were boys and all cats were girls

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3 years

I’m old enough to remember when #RobertDowneyJr was as known for his alcohol/drug use as he was for his acting. And then he got clean and sober and became Iron Man - in more ways than one. Happy Birthday RDJ so glad you’re still with us. You’re an inspiration to many of us

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8 months

I saw William Shatner at a horse show in Harrodsburg KY. It was just him and I walking by the stables. I said Hey and he said Hi and we both kept walking. Good guy didn’t ask me for my autograph or anything.

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Shane

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6 years

@BridgetPhetasy I used to use brunch as justification to drink during the day. Today, instead of going to brunch I picked up my one year sobriety medallion which was way better.

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6 years

Tomorrow I will have 1 yr of sobriety & a large part of the credit goes to ⁦ @andylassner ⁩ and the ⁦ @FailingUpPod ⁩ by giving me the courage 2 ask for help. It you’re struggling w/ addiction Listen to Andy Lassner by Failing Up #np on #SoundCloud

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6 years

@TomArnold Aaaaand just like that I’m following Tom Arnold

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4 years

@latimes There’s only one Pink that I need to know and she wouldn’t be caught dead at a Trump rally

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3 years

Mark Hamill got even more handsome and cooler looking when he got older and frankly it’s more than I can handle. What’s your secret @MarkHamill

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6 months

Never heard President Obama cry presidential immunity but then again the only thing he’s guilty of is being an excellent leader and honest human being.

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6 years

@RealMuckmaker Roseanne Barred

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4 years

The more the GOP takes issue with Hunter Biden the more I’m convinced that he has done no wrong

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6 years

@Independent Not that anyone wants to hear my take on this, and not that I deserve to have one, but it seems to me he should be more appalled by his own racism then his desire for revenge. Maybe I’m not understanding it.

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4 years

I had my groceries delivered and I ordered 4 bananas

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6 years

If you want to make the world a better place take a look at yourself and then make a change #TheseLyricsChangedMyLife

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5 months

We want Trump 🤣 🤣 One Taylor Swift concert will cancel out any votes from a UFC fight

Robby Starbuck

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The crowd was yelling "We want Trump" so loud that you can hear it on the TV feed. 😂 I don’t think this is what Democrats had in mind when they tried to throw Trump in jail.

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5 years

Someone VERY important to me, Chelsea’s human, is having double bypass heart surgery this morning. Now I don’t believe in god but if you guys have a second to send some positive thoughts or if you do pray I sure would appreciate it. I’m fine but you can see Chelsea is worried

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4 years

@hunterschwarz I like the blue carpet so much more

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6 years

@kenolin1 Tiffany and Barron are the only two I have no beef with. The only thing I care about the others is I hope they all get what’s coming to them

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6 years

@sianoresist Logic

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1 month

Netflix did this with #Sense8 and I’m still pissed #NetflixCancels

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Netflix either needs to do better, or just stay away from fantasy entirely. This is just ridiculous. The fans deserve better. #SaveShadowAndBone #SixOfCrowsSpinoff #NetflixCancels

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8 months

@NozTrey Congratulations! One day at a time 🤗

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8 months

Trump invited Lee Majors, the Six Million Dollar Man, to Mar-a-Lago because he thinks he has six million dollars

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3 years

@VICENews For anyone struggling with drug addiction and/or alcoholism, on February 18th I will be 4 years clean and sober. And I stay sober one day at a time.

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10 months

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like Kenny Loggins

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6 years

@EW If anyone needs me I’m going to be rewatching Winona and Keanu’s wedding

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7 years

@TheWrap Watched the clip. The documentary should be about her son Franklin and not her - sounds like he has something to say and I’m far more interested in his struggles than her.

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4 months

Do the Biden means to beat trump. Let’s Do the Biden again in November 🌊 🇺🇸 🙌

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4 years

@thomaskaine5 I’d be okay with getting my deliveries 20 minutes later so they can pullover and pee like human beings

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Gen X rushing to social media to make sure David Lee Roth is okay

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6 years

@WllclzY @JustineBateman This is what I’m saying too. Man is doing an honest day’s work. Too bad we can’t say the same for the people at Fox News.

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3 years

Danny Devito spittin’ facts

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1 month

The folks that said “fuck your feelings” a few years back sure are having a tough time accepting that #TrumpLost last night.

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2 years

I would represent Aiden in court

Ichigo Niggasake

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Aiden said ENOUGH IS ENOUGH 😭😭

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@DavidSpade

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@siano2020 @joqween A new born baby

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@BritneyHiatus I know it’s not the point but I believe Britney held her own with the retort “I’m not here to babysit her kids.” I almost stand up and clap every time I hear her say that.

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5 years

@stephenablack Tell Olivia she is rocking those specs!

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4 years

@MotleyTruth @LindseyGrahamSC @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump The dirt Trump has on him must be astonishing

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5 years

I’m 48, haven’t been in school in decades, I’ve lived in Florida for years, and still got excited when I saw school closings trending

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2 months

I know he’s straight and married and has kids but Sean Astin has always been adorable. And we agree politically so if he was gay I’d be calling dibs.

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Well that does it, I’m hitting the Campaign Trail. #Astin4Harris

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8 months

Since #alcoholic is trending I would like to say that on Sunday February 18th I will have 6 years clean and sober from drugs and alcohol. Because I asked for help

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2 years

@BuzzFeed I don’t know if this is true or not, I tend to think it is, but there is a special place in hell for folks who are rude to people in the service industry

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3 years

Betty White is going to be 100 years old next month. I hope I look as good as her when I’m 60

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5 years

@FreeformTV ❤️ No one in the world has ever rocked a tan suit better

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6 years

@nbcsnl 😂 This is the funniest “Live from New York...” ever. Keenan Thompson is masterful in this

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1 year

@NoCapFights Dude tried everything to avoid this and I admire him for that. And also that last kick cause he was pissed the guy made him do this in front of his family. Also I love the accent with the word “mental”

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@realDonaldTrump When I read this tweet I swear to god I thought this was a parody account

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@andylassner @kimguilfoyle Aaaaaand now I’m straight

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5 months

Hannibal Lector would make a better president than Trump

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6 years

@siano2020 He couldn’t finish a fortune cookie

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4 years

@mmpadellan Oh my god after seeing the before video this is so satisfying I need a cigarette

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7 months

For people who supposedly love the Bible I see there’s not a lot of them that actually know the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. If you’re gonna use your religion as a weapon at least get it right.

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1 month

I’m so sick of these stupid mutherfuckers like Greg Gutfeld. November can’t get here fast enough

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Greg Gutfeld proposes that Trump and Harris hold another debate, but Joe Rogan, Tim Dillon, or the All-In podcast moderate it. "He would function great without a rigged system."

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@fras99 Live tweet it

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