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Lover of freedom, enjoyer of apple pie, MLB fan, Libertarian, Super Dad, Pastafarian, ATL born, Chef, Sarcasm Savant, Professional Bullshitter, Certified DILF

An Igloo in Tampa Bay, FL

Joined January 2024

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@shalomninja

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4 months

Coming to the fact and accepting it that nobody is coming to save you. That nobody gives a shit about you. That no matter what society will view you as either a success one or an incompetent loser. The reality of being by yourself with your demons because nobody cares.

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What does it mean to be a Man?

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4 months

@GarbageHuman23 Here's an update

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@cake_hoarder Says the $60 game

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6 months

President Biden jacked up on Adderall and Cocaine at the #StateOfTheUnion

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@benduchek @RealSpikeCohen @mcuban Dude literally ran for Vice President in 2020. Apparently you live under a rock, feel free to go back under it.

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4 months

@LibertarianMama One of two... 90s-2000s Honda civic 90s-2000s toyota corolla Both are easy to work on, parts are cheap, and you can beat the shit outta them and they'll still run.

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6 months

@Rothmus As a father, I would do the same. Without hesitation.

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@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE My dad told me there would be signs when you find her.

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6 months

@C_N_F__on__X Don't forget the time Laura Silsby got caught kidnapping Haitian children and Hillary and Bill got her off.

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@CaterinaCatK @Grand_handsomer

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@HeatherIsUnsane They're whistleblowers and Boeing sent them up there as an ultimatum.

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3 months

@CallMeK1123 I'm calling the police

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2 months

@rawsalerts @SenSchumer Do it out of spite

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4 months

True story.

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4 months

When an experienced nurse says “I have a bad feeling about this patient”, they are about to crash until proven otherwise. Trust me on this one.

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5 months

@LPNational An illegal alien is not a natural born citizen of the USA and is not afforded the rights laid out in our constitution. It's as simple as that. Making any argument to allow illegal aliens to have firearms is allowing the argument to be made they can vote, run for office, etc etc

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4 months

@frigginfrench Dudes that pick wildflowers for girls are solid keepers. Don't break that man's heart

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5 months

@khithepreacher @rawsalerts You're in Canada and got Trudeau, your opinion on US politics is garbage. Deal with your own tyranny.

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5 months

@KILLTOPARTY @Mister_Wiskers Yeah he did.

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@ForestMommy 🥵🥵🥵

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6 months

@ajc It's not about gender or race. It is about her misconduct and corruption. Stop deflecting and playing word games. Had it been Howard, he would of got the same smoke. Corruption isn't a race or gender thing, it's a corruption thing.

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4 months

@benduchek @RealSpikeCohen @mcuban Still doesn't stop you from getting ratioed.

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2 months

@akafacehots

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4 months

...and this my frens is how the great civil war between dads and non dads began.

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5 months

@wsbtv Kid had barely a shot of rum...the hospital is a little over the top. Tylenol, fluids, greasy cheeseburger.

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4 months

@HeidiBriones Stoner Chef here... I wouldn't try it. So many things wrong here. The brick stick of cheese is outrageously big, smaller or wider pieces. The hot dog needs to be cooked longer prior to refiring it. I'd use a nice sandwich butter bread vs the 1.50 loaf of white she used.

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4 months

@HeatherIsUnsane Yes. Kiddos security guard at his school is a different person, same height and build, same last name, except now he's white. Asked where the other guy went and he said he's been there all year.

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11 days

I finally got a girlfriend yall, please clap.

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5 months

@AgoristN A drunken night in 2011 on the backporch at a friend's house when I learned that the federal reserve is a privately owned firm and they solely dictate monetary policy to the USA outside of congress. I learned about leaving the gold standard & how our currency is propped up by war

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4 months

@bourbonislife1 @robbystarbuck Correct. If a handful of protestors become speed bumbs, scenes like this would be rare.

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5 months

@Atlanta_Police Question APD, why do you keep entertaining ANTIFA? Why don't you arrest them?

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5 months

Babe you look stressed, why not relax in a nice bloodbath?

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@STEAKandLEGGS69 Chimkin

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5 months

@MarijuanaMoment They keep on saying, nobody should go to jail for smoking weed while federal policy allows for the arrest of cannabis consumers. Federal policy influences state policy and people in states with no legalization go to jail.

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24 days

GM errbody, just so you know....

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2 months

US President Joe Biden just tried to make a great story about his mixup at the NATO summit and did it again.

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4 months

@RiotGrlErin I heard the law and order sound as meep meep

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7 months

@kingofchapter1 @LibertarianG0th @PicturesFoIder I'm okay with protesting, I'm down for the NAP, but when you do things like block roadways and highways taking away my freedom of movement, don't feel bad when you get plowed over bud. Acts of aggression and force will be met with an equal or greater response.

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5 months

@Songbird70x7 Yes we do, we just don't tell anyone because 99% of the world doesn't care. Nobody will truly be there for us and we are left to fend for ourselves, sad or not.

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5 months

@fopminui @Morbidful Fatally stabbed? By a boxcutter? Did they slice him like 1000x? Did he slowly bleed to death?

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3 months

@FOX13News Civil asset forfeiture is inherently a bad thing. I get what the sheriff is trying to do but this isn't the right way. Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

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So, uhm, guys...looks like war is on the horizon. The Pentagon Pizza Index is soaring, and the Gay Bar Index crashed. I repeat we are DEFCON 3

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5 months

@pinkmagiclala Same fren...same

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14 days

Felt cute, won't delete later

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1 month

GM from the land of linkin. Felt cute AF this fine Friday...

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3 months

@lauren_liberty_ Blackrock exiting the market

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19 days

My favorite selfie

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♔♚ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 💋 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 ♚♔

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My favorite selfie

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3 months

@ForestMommy Always FM, yes.

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4 months

@FenixAmmunition Can I get this in 69 grain?

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3 months

GM GM, tis my Friday and the start of a 4 day weekend, w00t w00t.

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I have a confession to make guys, I am actually @CallMeK1123

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@MostlyPeacefull

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6 months

@TPostMillennial He is on video with MSNBC doing just that. George Orwell and Mike Judge were right all along.

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4 months

GM frens Monday is a gay retarded psyop Just like Taylor Swift

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10 days

GM, say it back!

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1 month

Day 1 of the Buttons/Boobs Conflict and both sides are standing firm on their demands. The buttons demand they stay buttoned down while the boobs are demanding to be liberated. The conflict hit a tense moment today as boobs suddenly started pushing forward to advance the line.

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𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂

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boobs waged a war with the buttons on my dress and are currently winning.

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6 days

GM, is Wednesday my frens...

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2 months

Tonight we watched US President Joe Biden completely fucking bombed this staged press conference. We listened to him refer to Trump as his Vice President on the same day he called Putin President of Ukraine. We watched him whisper into the mic & scream at a reporter. He's cooked

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1 month

LET'S FUCKING GO YALL GMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGM

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2 months

@WoldenAnita Thanks for jacking content from smaller accounts.

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@Sexymadamke If I pay you, will you make videos of you sitting on cakes?

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18 days

Everything reminds me of her

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3 months

GM GM GM Good Music for this beautiful Sunday Morning. Remember to go outside today, smile at that person, tell a random person they look good, be the light we so dearly need in this world.

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@IcyCaptain2923 @Rooskiebrooski @Zerahzz @BleachDemonz @DoodlesTrks @formertarian @carynannharlos A child cannot legally consent pedo.

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5 months

@pinkmagiclala No way, last time we did this you played baby shark for 4 days.

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7 months

@MarijuanaMoment I expect a late to the game legalization pitch by Biden as a hail Mary attempt to get votes.

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2 months

@Windows When you give up hiding the fact you spy on your consumers.

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2 months

Can't rn, getting stoned and watching the shit show. US President Joe Biden a puppet of the deep state.

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GM GM GM, today we embark on a journey none of us wanted. The stock market will crash today. World War 3 will start today. Make sure you drink water now because there won't be any later.

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@duchess_banana GM

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GM from the land of linkin. PGA Tournament today You can take the chef outta the kitchen but never the kitchen outta the chef.

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6 months

QT with a meme you made

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@CallMeK1123

𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂

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QT with a meme you made.

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14 days

boost of energy, as a treat.

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𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂

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boost of energy, as a treat.

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5 months

@PolkCoSheriff Ooohhh, now go after those that falsely accuse others of rape.

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4 months

This is one badass bitchin' circle I love yall

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25 days

Spoiler alert: both @janefkndoe and @CallMeK1123 are dudes

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6 months

@MostlyPeacefull Remember that time Laura Silsby got caught kidnapping Haitian children and Hillary Clinton got her released?

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3 months

GENTLEMEN...REJOICE!

@CallMeK1123

𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂

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starting a tennis skirt trend, doing the lord’s work.

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4 months

@Rothmus Bob Seger sang, is it a woman or a man? It suddenly makes more sense now. Bob Seger was a time traveler trying to warn us.

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@JamesHartline @SaraGonzalesTX This is some crazy shit

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3 months

I live for the GM energies. Let them flow through your body, make soul happy. Unless soul KIA then soul no happy. Gmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmgm annnddd GO!

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3 months

Got high and forgot what I was gonna tweet. So this is the tweet now.

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4 months

@hippojuicefilm Looks like she got beat with a sock full of Chicken of the Sea. IYKYK

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@CallMeK1123 Nobody ever ask what's my favorite dinosaur

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5 months

When you're 3 shots in and you lean over to whisper in her ear, "I got an eight ball back at the house."

@CallMeK1123

𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂

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when all the red flags look like green lights.

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@tommychong @selenagomez should know you jacked her photo from her Instagram

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Mario enjoys a dab this fine hump day with his cobbee. GM from the land of linkin.

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@therealZNO @Breaking911 Hence why we need firearms and rifles of all calibers

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4 months

@pan_dejo_ Yes, it'll produce a sinking feeling in your gut that something isn't right. That is if you have reasoning skill to objectively and collectively pay attention to what's going down.

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GMGMGMGMGM, school starts back today so remember to drive safely and watch out for little ones. Also drink waters because bitches be thirsty.

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6 months

@actualadultjd You're a sick and depraved individual. Pedophiles will act on their urges. People like you justifying it is a problem because you are enabling them.

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1 month

Don't worry guys, the same FBI that couldn't track down the J6 pipebomber in DC is going to investigate and get to the bottom of this.

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Don’t worry guys, the same FBI that couldn’t tell who’s coke it was at the White House is going to investigate and get to the bottom of this.

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first date idea.

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first date idea.

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10 days

Release the Saudis

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The Drunk Republican

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“The Drunk Republican has passed 19,000 followers”

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3 months

GM GM, GM times have arrived...early morning edition. May your cobbee be as strong as my hatred of the federal government.

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@TheInsiderPaper

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After being let down repeatedly hearing, "Sorry Mario but our princess is in another castle", Mario orders a high priced escort using the company credit card.

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Heard yall hoes and hoors were thirsty, drink up.

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1 month

You fly me thousands of miles away from home, tell me my ride and lodging is taken care of. Currently stuck in Ohama waiting for my company to figure out what to do.

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