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@shaelynnstotser

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Iowa, USA
Joined October 2016
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divebarbie
1 year
i think i looked cute here
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1 year
i do feel like this dirty mirror pic of me and my beer is a lil cute
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1 year
why is drunk me obsessed with taking bad photos at this angle
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1 year
why did i gain nearly 800 followers in less than a day what is this
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1 year
in the mood to sit on a mustache
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3 years
me showing up to work full of cum and completely hungover
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1 year
i love a night out because i wake up and this is my entire camera roll
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1 year
why can i only take photos from this angle i just know everyone judgin me when i do
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divebarbie
1 year
thinking about the time i made my coworkers take a photo of me every time i beat them in darts and they got so pissed by after the second game that they refused to take anymore
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1 year
i love this photo of me eating nuggets after a couple beers
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1 year
u can’t tell me i didn’t look cute last night
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5 years
a chai tea latte tastes like what getting ur titties sucked feels like
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divebarbie
2 years
rum and coke with the letters switched is a cum and roke
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divebarbie
1 year
not a good day to be a fish 😤😤😤
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1 year
spotted: a depressed mess who wants to be a baby n cry a lil bit
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3 years
buying only savage x fenty lingerie to support rihanna’s unborn child
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divebarbie
1 year
i had to put down my dog today, and when discussing burial i told the vet i couldn’t afford cremation and i would bury her at home, after dorothy passed the vet told me a random stranger prayed for private cremation i’m sobbing
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2 years
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1 year
just shaved my legs for the first time in like six months, who want me
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1 year
i love line cooks because i go on a forty five minute rant about the history of ron and sam on jersey shore and the significance of her returning to the show and they listen to me so intently as if i was preaching the bible
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1 year
i got a flat tire after being at work for over twelve hours today on my feet... i popped into the bar next door to wait for a friend to drive me home (luv u) and my bar regular literally called a mechanic, replaced my tire, paid for it all and bought me drinks while i waited...
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divebarbie
1 year
hypothetically, i think that someone should kiss me on the forehead and cherish me and make me feel nice
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divebarbie
1 year
this is literally the only appropriate response to me posting a photo of myself
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divebarbie
1 year
sitting on my bathroom counter, picking at my skin and staring at myself too close in the mirror, the way god intended
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1 year
i want a tramp stamp so bad
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1 year
nobody ever wants to go fishing or bowling or to the casino with me and it makes me sad
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2 years
momma knows what’s up
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1 year
GILF ! (god, i love fishing)
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2 years
in a weird way, i feel really cute here
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1 year
guess how many shooters i was hiding in my bra (love u mr. worldwide)
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1 year
why did my 19 year old brother post this on his snapchat story
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1 year
unfortunately waking up early and exercise are helping my depression immensely
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divebarbie
2 years
I MADE A BABY (i introduced his parents together)
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divebarbie
3 years
girl my sugar daddy rlly paid for $800 worth of car repairs, and then also bought me some christmas goodies because he felt “like it wasn’t enough” 😭😭😭💕💕💕
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5 years
tonight a customer asked me why my fingers were green and i told her i used markers because i was too ashamed to tell her that i got super drunk last night, ate four packets of fun dip and now i cannot wash the color off my hands!
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1 year
RIP VOODOO YOU WILL BE MISSED
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1 year
putting a claw machine in a bar was such a smart idea, i spend more money trying to win a stuffed animal than i do on my bar tab
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10 months
tonight a little kid called my work asking if he left his coat there, i told him we don’t have one but if he leaves me a number we can call him back if we find one. this baby goes “i’m sorry i don’t give out my personal information because i’m a kid. bye!”
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3 years
OH MY GOD when i got my esa registration for my animals, they had me choose a profile photo for my online stuff and i chose a random photo of me looking depressed and I DIDNT KNOW IT WOULD BE ON MY OFFICIAL ID CARD FUCK !
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divebarbie
3 years
the only bartenders at op on the hill are me (the second manager) and the general manager... either this happened at university op, someone else tainted your drink (and we would be more than willing to look at cameras!) or this is literally a lie lol
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“My roommate and I got roofied by the bar tender at the other place”
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3 years
NOOOOO IM SOBBING my mom paid a professional photographer to photoshop our dead dad in a photo with all six of us kids and this is what she sent back 😭😭 it looks like his ghost is just creeping on us 😭😭😭
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3 years
“you look like a bitch when you’re bartending” um that’s because i’m a bitch and i’m bartending
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1 year
they should have never invented gummy vitamins because i be eatin them bitches by the handful
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3 years
he’s my emotional support line cook
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divebarbie
2 years
now that my bangs are overtrimmed and baby bangs, do i say fuck it and go black or my moms natural red color?
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divebarbie
1 year
maybe i do wanna be soft and loved and cuddled and held sometimes
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divebarbie
1 year
they should make a beer that’s flavored like how a match smells
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10 months
my favorite reasons i’ve been unmatched in tinder 1-i am 5’11” 2-took too long to respond 3-when asked what i’m looking for, i replied that i was just here to get my dick sucked
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divebarbie
1 year
anyone else experiencing gut wrenching emptiness and sadness out of completely nowhere or just me?
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divebarbie
1 year
i think it would be fun to have a boyfriend like two or three days a week. anymore than that is too much.
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1 year
i love frogs and also toads
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1 year
horny in a menacing way
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2 years
pregaming my mom giving birth to my newest sibling
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3 years
@tanniesbiebs no offense but ?
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1 year
thinking about when my new coworker saw one of my ex’s while we were out and immediately asked me “have you ever dated an attractive man” and i—-
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divebarbie
1 year
on my way home with indian food and a six pack of beer, ready for the best night of my life
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divebarbie
1 year
need me a boy to manipulate and love bomb me for a week or two
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2 years
grocery shopping !:-)
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2 years
i hate when people have ugly babies and then continue to post them everyday. keep that shit to yourself.
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7 months
fourth base is i get blackout drunk in front of u
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2 years
i love working at a pizza restaurant because customers will be like “i want a nine inch sausage” and i’m like ugh girl me too
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1 year
yes i am a 22 year old woman who lives like a frat boy and no i will not elaborate
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2 years
thinkin about when ozzy was this small ...
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divebarbie
2 years
after a full week with no alcohol, red bull or sex all i have to say is that i can do it but it was very boring i do not recommend at all
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1 year
screaming and crying at this photo my coworker took of me at 7:45 this morning
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divebarbie
3 years
me taking cute photos with hannah in the voodoo bathroom:-) vs. me accidentally stomping on hannah’s foot with my six inch platforms (she is on the floor)
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8 months
u ever eat mac n cheese n hot dogs n just feel healed a lil
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1 year
grabbed dinner with my sister for her birthday and she picked me up in a 2023 mustang and told me her sugar daddy rented it for her…and gave her $1000 cash, paid her rent and phone bill for the month, and fully tuned up her car… i gotta step it up…
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1 year
me waking up from sleeping off my day drinking, just to pregame and go to the bars
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2 years
got too lit last night
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1 year
if i’m being honest, my only goal for my future is the one day be a housewife, just cook and clean and look pretty
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