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A bit of blah never hurt anybody. #humour #goodlife #wordplay #currentaffairs

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Victimhood is the best form of oppression
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Derek O’Brien has proved that education, knowledge and polished language skills have no connection whatsoever with one’s character.
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Hindu festivals are not “minimalist” They are elaborate, colourful, noisy, musical and gastronomical. Can’t handle it? Stay away
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@desimojito Lucky girl. Got saved
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@GabbbarSingh We will never learn that there is no Ganga in Ganga Jamuna tehzeeb.
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@karanbirtinna This is a similar justification (straight from the horses mouth) that I heard from a Kashmiri militant for the Kashmiri genocide. What about what’s happening in Canada? Is that also because of the farmers protest? I agree that hate talk has become normalised, but this?
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@ImtiazMadmood Indian: it was the fly’s destiny to drown in my coffee 🙏😉
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My superpower is to fuck up a perfectly normal, peaceful day with overthinking and unnecessary blabbering
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@IlhanMN Ilhan Omar and human rights are just about as compatible as Modi and butter chicken
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All Muslims who are defending Qatar’s homophobic, zero-tolerance, Islam centric policies with a “my country, my rules” statement… what happens when Muslims live in non Islamic countries and demand the host country bend their rules to accommodate their beliefs? Hypocrisy much!
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What is it about Bollywood actors, cricketers and standup comedians that makes them think that they are an authority on the country’s people, culture, politics and history? Stick to your job, guys.
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I owe a lot of my happy, comfortable life to the two men in my life. My father and my hubby. So excuse me if I’m not on the side of the new age feminist.
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UAE and Saudi will lead the Islamic world into moderation, insha allah
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Zahack Tanvir - ضحاك تنوير
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#Biden wanted to make #MBS and Saudi Arabia as “Pariah”, but the Kingdom turned out to be peacemaker with strong alliances from China to India, from Iran to Syria. The paradigm shift is happening!
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@sardesairajdeep You would prefer this?
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I clearly did something right with this shot, I just don’t know what lol. One of my favs so far. #macrophotography #insects #spiders #macrohour @MacroHour
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@TheBabylonBee Eye opener. Knew it was happening but couldn’t figure out why. It’s clearer now. Protect your children, America
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@ThePollLady It could also be an opportunity for india to explain the reality of each policy, clear the misinformation and rumours, and garner international support
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Unexpected guest for breakfast
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@cmclymer Has she condemned Hamas terrorism?
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@manujosephsan @Iyervval Definitely not in these fancy costumes
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I’m not surprised that funds for Alt Media came from Pakistan and Syria. I’m surprised it stayed undetected for so long #zubairarrest
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@vijaygajera Totally left aligned, that’s an open secret
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Why do dog owners assume that everyone will love their doggy as much as they do?
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The monk who did not sell his Ferrari Or Hummer. Or Porsche. Or Rolls Royce...
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The Sundarbans 🤩
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So clearly the issue is not about receiving kickbacks. It’s only about the amount. All the world’s a whore. But only the hottest one is getting slut shamed
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@jacobkschneider Bad balance. Strong bones. Quick recovery. He should be leading a luxurious retired life, not running a country. Well, actually he’s not
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Internet cut off in Pakistan. Wanna see Indian libs and foreign media outrage the way they did for Kashmir
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@JoelWBerry Vivek always exhibits exemplary self control
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@iluminatibot He’s coming in again with food “management”
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@pakistan_untold “It’s ok”
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@msmaysunshine How to make Friends and Influence People
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She makes me look good! #TitliTuesday #IndiAves
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@DerekJGrossman He will talk of peace, not sending arms lol
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@Smokingskills07 I feel sorry for the young boys in her workplace. A sexual predator for sure. And the type who would cry MeToo. A dangerous combination.
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@GabbbarSingh I’m not sure if not knowing the name is necessarily a weakness… and with 1000s of gods…
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You know what they hate more than a hindi speaking, desi-dressed RW? An RW who is articulate in English and dressed in smart western attire. Make up your mind, guys.
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@VivekGRamaswamy Amazing self control in the face of relentless attack
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@ttheantikris Nurse (when I take my vaccine without a wince): “You’re good” Me: “you’re not so bad yourself”
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@Ritesh_R13 @ARanganathan72 @IlhanMN She’s killing it. Pun intended
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My lips say “I understand” My mind: “wtf”
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It’s amazing to see how many people are now wearing their Hindu identity on their sleeve. At the workplace, at social get togethers and everyday life. A sea change … Here a Sanghi there a sanghi Everywhere a sanghi sanghi
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@thehawkeyex Isme religion ko lani ki kya zaroorat hai lol? Woh be “chakka” ke sath!
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There is no such thing as an atheist We all worship something
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What do you call the Father of Drama with high glucose level? Sugar Daddy #ArvindKejiwal
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@UrbanAstroNYC Freddie Mercury as White banded fishing spider
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@MeghUpdates Beautiful. A man who is not afraid to speak the truth
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I know this sounds wrong during a pandemic but I sure enjoyed catching the bug 😉 #macrophotography #insects #nature #inthegarden #newbie #macrohour @MacroHour
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@GabbbarSingh Maybe Covid, maybe vaccine
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Doing what they do best
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#WATCH | Maharashtra | Office of rebel MLA Mangesh Kudalkar in Kurla vandalised allegedly by Shiv Sena workers today
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Guess who’s fasting?
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@Martina @_antithesis_1 The western propaganda of “fascist Modi” 🙄
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Why is there no outrage against homoeopathy in india? It does have similar claims to alternate treatments as does Ayurveda. Is it because its roots are in Germany?
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@ambedkariteIND Drunk and disrespectful. Lucky she’s in a temple. Any other place she might have been lynched.
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Nice. But why? Are mosques closed?
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#Gurgaon ’s Sadar Bazaar Gurudwara is now open for our Muslim brothers to offer their daily namaz keeping in mind the recent events that took place in the city.
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When your pet likes the rains as much as you do ❤️
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A life so busy, you have no time to overthink. That
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@ANI Village boy? Ever heard of Paral Chihuahua? Well that’s from where Eric’s ancestor, who emigrated to USA, is.
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@CNN Where did she get so much money? 😮
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BJP giving 5kg Congress promising 10kg My vote goes to anybody who will take away my kg
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Received via WhatsApp 😂
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@Iyervval I hear a “pehen ch…” 😂
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Some people want you to change only because they don’t like you being happy just the way you are
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If india under Modi sends a spaceship to the moon, they’ll boycott the moon!
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Some of the stingiest people I know are the ones with the most money. Big bank accounts, small heart.
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Khoob jamega rang jab mil bathengey do yaar 🥂 @payalbhayana
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Irony is Amir Khan openly declaring Hindus intolerant and then whining when they exhibit the very same quality that he accused them of. The circle of victimhood is never ending #AmirKhan #BoycottLaalSinghChaddha
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And the French lock themselves in their homes, scared to step out into the streets of their own country. Charming
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BREAKING:- Moroccans rioting in Montpellier surround a French supporters car before ripping the flag off it, the French driver plows through them and speeds off.
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The women are expected to lead blameless, moralistic lives and the men get away with affairs, sexual escapades and pedophilia. Strange the royal family still exists in the woke capital of the world. #PeggingPrince
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@karanbirtinna Of course not. I mean the problem is not confined to India. Justification will embolden its growth.
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But who will heal the healer?
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@sardesairajdeep Rake up the past when it suits your agenda, bury it when it does not. Nice journalism
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Me likes this tend! #legstwitter
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Those compound eyes 🤩 Band eyed drone fly #MacroMonday #macro #insects #IndiAves #MacroHour
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Why do Bollywood stars and cricketers insult our sensibilities by aligning with social activism? Stick to your art of entertainment and cricket, and try to do justice to that
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Just heard somebody call Urban Ladder a startup. For how long can a company be called a startup? Or is it like RG that takes forever to “come of age”’?
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@DschlopesIsBack That they uphold the constitution
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Aalishaan Aadmi Party #KejriwalKaMahal
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They don’t hate him because he’s committed corporate fraud. They hate him because he’s perceived as Modi’s man
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Mumbai❤️
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Sterling silver Red Pierrot butterfly #titlituesday #indiaves #MacroHour
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Muslim on Muslim atrocity is fully acceptable to the Islamic world.
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1.7 million Afghan Muslims being forcibly deported, homes bulldozed. Pin drop silence like there was for China’s Muslim concentration camps.
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The power of the Muslim consolidated vote vs divided Hindu vote. Beware #loksabha_elections_2024
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Hey @TwitterIndia , I received a copyright infringement notice and was locked out for a few seconds. Pls let me know which specific post was the culprit as I post my own pics and RT those of others.
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@ShefVaidya @KadamboorN @KushaKapila @otherwarya Not as shocked at the guy’s comments as with the giggling of the girls
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This lady’s a star! Six spotted zigzag ladybird beetle #macromonday #macro #bugs #IndiAves #MacroHour
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@TheChiefNerd Robert-Tulsi combo. Yes!
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*getting * a wine glass Bad English, Asma. Get an education
This is why Nation needs an educated Prime Minister. Laughing is absurd when get schooled on etiquettes of holding wine glass
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