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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

Marriage can be difficult and it can be easy. It all depends on who you choose and who you choose to be.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

7 years

Sex makes great foreplay for napping.

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8 years

Fantastic Sex: it's not what you do. It's how you do it.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

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4 years

I just felt 74 million pelvic floors unclench.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

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6 years

For the record, I exist bc my mom immigrated to the USA. Abandoned to the streets of Philippines for 10 yrs, fam finally brought her here. She met my dad in college. She supported 3 kids & husband for 30+ yrs. She is my reason for being. We are American.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

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8 years

HEY YOU! Your identity/feelings are valid no matter what yr uncle/mom/cousin says. Happy Holidays, from my battle to yours.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

7 years

When I struggle w feeling insecure/competitive/ugly/all wrong, I tell myself: "Yo, you only gotta be 1 flavor of ice cream, 1 color in the rainbow. No need to compete. Red don't get mad at blue." What do u tell yourself?

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

It’s my birthday and I’m stil shaking off getting dumped a week ago. Any ego boosts welcome.

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@SexNerdSandra

6 years

FELT IDENTITY vs CHOSEN ACTION Date: Could polyamory be a phase? Me: Yes Date: So you might just be going through a phase? Me: No. Date: Oh. Me: Getting monogamously married wouldn't negate being bisexual or polyamorous. Date: ...oh.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

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5 years

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Please celebrate by enjoying info about Mexican-American history, culture and struggle, not by, you know, drinking in a giant sombrero & fake mustache.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

3 years

I'm tired of companies freezing the bank accounts of sex workers, and kicking them off platforms after using them for their own profit. It's inhumane. OnlyFans, who has made massive amounts of money off of these workers is now showing them the door.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Liking yourself is allowed and encouraged.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

No one has this love and sex thing figured out. The best we can do is kindness, empathy and accurate information. I believe in you. Good night.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Climbing back in the saddle, teaching a sex workshop tmrw for the first time in... a long while. Do I have 20 dildos for 20 students? Yes, I believe I do.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

So just unlocked a memory of the first time I tried to be polyamorous and ended up destroying a new relationship w the woman of my dreams. Like wow. I shoulda read a book first.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

On dating apps, why oh why do some people only post misleading photos? The last thing I want is for someone to be disappointed the moment I show up.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

This is important

Dick King-Smith HQ

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5 years

Ducks on a cold glass roof.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

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6 years

Is the reason astrology is popular in Los Angeles because the planets moving is the closest thing we've got to seasons?

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

REAL TALK: 30 months ago I had to stop everything bc complex PTSD was destroying me. It began during early childhood violence and was invisible to me till 2016. Doing well. Still healing. #WorldMentalHealthDay #MentalHealthAwarenessDay #EndTheStigma

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

4 years

Happy Masturbation May! This is our most masturbatory May yet!

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

I feel like the 5 languages of love need to update with a kinky edition.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

Great, now the orgies are cancelled.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

I love that hugging is now edge play. #COVID19

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Just read Chloe Dykstra's medium piece. I believe her. Gives me a lot of reflect on since I was around the early years at Nerdist. Heavy heart.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Casual Sex: Fantasizing a world where FWB/NSA norms include kindness, integrity and well-maintained boundaries.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

2 years

As someone just asked, I’m 65% done becoming a Doctor of Physical Therapy w a pelvic floor specialty. So that’s what I’m up to. A future Dr. Front-Stuff-and-Butt-Stuff at your service, medically speaking *hand flourish*

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

Thinking about jealousy a bit today. For some, jealousy = danger. For me, jealousy = curiosity. What needs of mine aren't being met? What am I afraid to lose?

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

7 years

I only just realized that a butt dial is a booty call.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Was just told I’m the sex-positive Jeff Goldblum. I’ll take it!

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Controversial opinion? Being brilliant is not rare. It does not make you special. It makes you useful, and also sometimes annoying to be around.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Not to brag but I’m registered to vote.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

8 years

The study of sexuality is the study of humanity. It is a baffling fractal. I will be forever fascinated with us.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

My bio prof (bless his heart) just described female human urethras as emptying into the vagina and it took me a good 15 seconds to recover before raising my hand.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

May your 2019 be what you’ve been waiting for.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

9 years

I'm the heaviest I've ever been and the sexiest I've ever felt. Take that, you stupid beauty standards.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

I feel like so much of adult sex ed is "Come for the boners, stay for the deep emotional transformative epiphanies."

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

9 years

As a bisexual, it feels really good to know that anyone I fall in love with I can marry.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

I'm not gonna let a classroom filled with 20 year olds leave thinking people pee out of their vag. NOT ON MY WATCH.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

I'm struggling to write my grad school application essay, but it boils down to, "The wisdom and brilliance of my podcast listeners and guests have fundamentally changed who I am and how I walk through the world."

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

Happy Non-Binary People's Day! A day that falls equidistant between Int'l Women's & Int'l Men's Day. A whole lotta folks don't relate to the man or woman box. Today, a gentle reminder to myself and others: we do not owe anyone an androgynous performance in order to be valid.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

I'm finding displays of curiosity more attractive than intelligence. You?

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

4 years

But like, srsly @pornhub , like even for a day, remove racial search functions. It could be great.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

The Sex Nerd Sandra podcast is now supported by 88 patrons! Wooooooo! Thank you! (Hopefully releasing the first episode today❤️)

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

8 years

... My life is a series of dildos and costume changes.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

3 years

“I’m a demisexual pervert”

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

Strange times. Please remember all this staying home is to slow the swells of traffic at hospitals. We are going to be okay. It's gonna be rocky sometimes, but ok.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

8 years

There are only 2 rules in sex. Consent and DON'T PUT THAT HOUSEHOLD ITEM IN YOUR BUTT.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

7 years

I once broke up with a guy because he fell asleep during a screening of "Waking Life."

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

7 years

National Coming Out Day again? Ok. I'm pansexual, gender-neutral, kinky, polyamorous & living w a complex trauma disorder.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

PEOPLE OF EARTH. DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHERE THE CLITORIS IS YET? Asking for a friend.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Random Sex Tidbit: While some people speed up stimulation as they approach orgasm, other people slow down.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

4 years

Ok, ok, ok @Pornhub what if you remove the ability to search by race.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

8 years

Sensuality is your right.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Quick podcast listener Q: Where do you go to listen to podcasts? Why? NO REASON. *WINK WINK*

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

No one wants an abortion. It’s a difficult choice that sometimes need to be made. The choice NEEDS to be available and each person needs the freedom to choose for themself.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

10 years

I hurt my back masturbating yesterday. That's how good I am at it.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

7 years

Remember, thrusting while masturbating is allowed.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

8 years

Just finished a 6 week - 120 hour intensive anatomy course. I am a different Knowledge-Beast than I was at New Year.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

I just bought 6 books. 1 on front stuff, 1 on butt stuff, and 4 on physical therapy.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

OMG my first patron signed up @Patreon . I'm all flushed and my heart is beating fast and... oh i was really nervous about launching. Oh... oh i see this now.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

7 years

House guests arriving soon. I’m irrationally afraid they’ll assume everything in my home is sex-safe. Lotion. Chapstick. Frying pan...

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Mental Health reflection: one of my greatest regrets is that, when on podcast tours, I was too twisted up hiding my massive anxiety to enjoy meeting the hoards of fellow sex nerds. My 12 year old self is punching me in the sphincter.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

7 years

I’d rather be funny than sexy. With funny you get laughter. With sexy you get boners.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

I just had 12 massive personal epiphanies in a row and now I have a headache! Like, the first 6 were very moving and then it was like, slow down, SLOW... SLOW DOWN! NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

4 years

Voting is sexy. Like hella sexy.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

I think Valentine's Day is my annual opportunity to notice how angry I am at my love life that year.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

My favorite review of Cats so far: "It is 100% a documentary of someone new to SF, fresh from a breakup, trying out the poly scene." ~ @JasonPorath

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Sex Nerd Sandra

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6 years

Just ran in @GHardstark at the grocery store. Usually cringe running into familiar humans, but gosh this time twas pleasant. 12/10

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

9 years

Can I get a high-five for sober sex with the lights on?

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@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Ohmigoodness the podcast @Patreon is about to hit $1000! Thank Youuuuuu! Ima pay my rent so hard.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

10 years

My parents raised me to be a lady, so now I curtsy before sex.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

8 years

Don't circumcise your newborn. You'll save so much money on lotion in 13 years.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Doing chores together. Anyone else find this incredibly sexy?

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Q to podcast listeners: Do pods w seasons release their episodes all in one day? Or slowly 1 per week? Why you asking, Sandra? NO REASON.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Feeling awed and AMAZED. My podcast @Patreon in 8 hours is at $353 with the support of 41 gorgeous patrons. THANK YOU FOR THIS SENSATION OF HOPE & LOVE! (Pe: )

creating a curiosity-driven podcast

www.patreon.com

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

4 years

If you didn't vote in 2016, please oh please register and vote in 2020.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

nbd but please don’t tag me in lists of rad women. Honored but #agender

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

7 years

I had another Kate-McKinnon-is-my-gf dream. She put me in 3 SNL sketches - I hated it & so she got mad at me. I'm sorry, Kate. Please leave me at home on Saturdays.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

8 years

TSA agent just reassured me shes a pervert too, peering into my luggage. THEYRE FOR CLASS, M'K? also yeah totes a perv

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

7 years

Above all else, be kind. To yourself, too.

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@SexNerdSandra

7 years

I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SEX & NOTHING ABOUT DATING. <-- while I know that isn't true, it FEELS true.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Just got to be a guest on @AmericanSexPod and gosh it feels good to hop back on the mic. My heart is warm with yearning.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

9 years

Started podcasting again. Revamped my site. Teaching online classes. Figuring out MailChimp. I think I grew up a little bit, kids.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

8 years

IS THIS A THING NOW? I'm starting to hear folks use the term "sex-positive" to mean "horny af" and I'm like RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

5 years

I can't decide if I'm more fascinated with genitals, the people attached to genitals or each person's unique relationship to self intersected with their concept of genitals.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

I was a guest on @SexTalkPodcast this morning and they asked me about the perfect BJ and as i was expounding, in my mind I was like "WOW i forget how much i know about penises. JESUS." Anyway, goodnight.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

It’s happening everyday now, the urge to interview.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

8 years

I am the ghost of sex ed past.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

News of @tumblr ending adult content is breaking my heart. It was a place of diverse passionate self expression. No more.

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

8 years

I hope a ton of men walk with us on Saturday in support of the #WomensMarch .

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Being almost done with this statistics class feels sexual. Is there a word for this orientation?

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

6 years

Ok for real if I were to do Patreon, the thing I want is a space that isn’t public to share my personal shit. Dating, agender stuff, thots while interviewing. i crave a place where peeps get it, but not random strangers passing by. But what if that’s too self-centered?

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra

8 years

My new doctor is hot. Like my-type-would-totally-makeout-with-on-a-first date kinda hot. And that's coming from a demisexual. #Mmm

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Sex Nerd Sandra

@SexNerdSandra