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8 months

Beautifully succinct example of a woman doing nothing but existing and getting called a stupid bitch for it

MoonMatt

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8 months

This bitch sucks #SNL

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SO THEY *FIRED* HER??????????

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@Variety

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Chloe Troast: "Unfortunately I was not asked back to ‘SNL’ this season. I wish I was going back to be with all the amazing friends I made there, it truly felt like home. But it wasn’t in the cards."

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kind of obsessed with the open secret of kate mckinnon’s niche middle grade fantasy ghostwriting career than no one but me seems to care about

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@seventennorth

8 months

okay but who the fuck is he playing

Finn Wolfhard Updates

@fwolfhardupdate

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Finn Wolfhard and Nicholas Braun are seen on the set of "SNL 1975" outside the NBC Studios in New York City. 📸: Getty Images/Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin

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on my fucking life i cannot figure out why they would fire troast when she had such a fire rookie season like im not just saying this as a stan i mean truly from the bottom of my heart, WHAT? like did she make a personal decision to leave??

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It all falls into place like a beautiful puzzle

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THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

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'Saturday Night Live' Veteran Sasheer Zamata Comes Out "As One of Those Late-in-Life Lesbians"

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Never been more sure that a Deuxmoi rumor I’m reading is fanfiction when I got to “Kyle Mooney”

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3 months

I literally feel like I’m living through 9/11 for lesbian SNL stans

Saturday Night Network

@thesnlnetwork

3 months

BREAKING NEWS: Molly Kearney will not be returning to SNL for Season 50

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last season me and jessica asked michael longfellow at stage door if he would ever bring the waterslide sketch back and he said “i don’t know. you want me to bring it back?” and we said umm yes? and he very soberly said “okay. i’ll bring it back.” and i guess he kept his word

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@crossrespecter You are schziophrenic.

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I’ve literally never been more baffled by a rookie firing in my life LOLLL

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Gonna submit an SNL Deuxmoi rumor and see how far I get

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2 years

have you guys noticed that seth meyers naturally stefons whenever he’s caught off-guard/in genuine distress

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thread of my favorite snl bumpers

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@loveandbones111 whatever happened to this energy?

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@TheDonnaDonovan Hm, I see those possibilities, but maybe there's another reason why someone may not be laughing at something... I'm sure it's the most common and logical reason... a really easy explanation... but like you, I just can't put my finger on it...

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2 months

chloe troast will pull a chris parnell and get asked back to season 51 yes… yes i see it in the oracle bones…

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7 months

this was so lame of them i’m sorry 😭

Jon Schneider

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7 months

Last night, for the first time in it's history, SNL promoted a sketch on its live show that would be arriving online later! Cut sketches have been put online for years, but promoting them as an extension of the live show is a fascinating paradigm shift for the future of SNL

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2 years

guy who asks his hook up “did u cum?” and when she says no, goes “i cant do anything right” and starts hitting his head saying “stupid, stupid, stupid”

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Young Bill Hader (again)

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why does seth meyers queen out when he’s dead drunk

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you know what i feel like it’s fairly logical that working on snl for too long makes you fixate on killing and death and the human soul

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earlier this year when i was truly insane about seth meyers i used to have around ~52 microspecific youtube playlists dedicated to cataloging every possible variant of of his different onscreen social behaviors

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2 years

my favorite thing on snl is when cast members (platonically) really like each other behind the scenes so they end up disproportionately paired up as couples in sketches. hader/wiig, meyers/poehler, yang/nwodim, squirm/kearney, i will eat it up every single time

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2 years

i literally think about this letterboxd review all the time

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8 months

@loveandbones111 i like how i’m the one pulling the feminist card when what i said was “The woman in this video didn’t do anything to remotely warrant being called a bitch” and you’re over there saying we should Valerie Solanas all these motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year

the abe lincoln subplot on barry is literally the funniest fucking shit bill hader has ever written

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7 months

i hate bill hader bc paula pell and will forte are some of my dream snl alum cameos and i couldn’t even fully enjoy it because i was in despair.

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I’ve watched half of Saturday Night Live’s entire 50-year output and that’s enough to understand that [1] it truly is never good, [2] it’s okay that it’s never good because the writing process is fucking pathological, and [3] when it is good, that dopamine rush is irreplicable

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i say this as someone who’s watched twenty-five seasons of snl: chloe fineman is legitimately my least favorite cast member of all time. like, just nothing redeemable about her performances, i’m sorry

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2 years

oh my god

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okay i just caught up on the new episode and thank god i get to see andy samberg being hot in a music video again. NEVER kill yourself

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i will not stand with jason sudeikis but what’s with everyone calling samberg a sneak wtf

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2 years

when bill hader becomes the first snl alum to win an oscar you will all eat CROW.

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there's a reason i'm not the snl talent booker bc i saw chloe troast perform her snl audition at a standup set last year and i thought to myself "well, good luck getting on snl with that, buddy" and the next week she was announced as a cast member

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I once read a completely serious hurt/comfort Michael Che/Colin Jost fic where the plot was Jost waking up hyperventilating from a nightmare where Che had been killed as a result of police brutality. This fic was published during the 2020 George Floyd protests.

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hbo barry fans when they find out the episode runtime is 22 minutes instead of 21

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the thing about che’s bigotry is he doesn’t even have the spine to back it up. at the very least chappelle, gillis, macdonald unambiguously stand by the beliefs in their material—if che gets booed for a misogynistic joke he just scratches his head and gets kind of nervous

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i’ll never get over when people use this picture of barry as a reaction image sorry it’s so fucking funny to me

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8 months

@Scavvvv was this worth being a cunt about?

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9 months

Will Forte has gone through more than Joan of Arc

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

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‘COYOTE VS ACME’ is now expected to be shelved and deleted forever. Warner Bros wanted $75M - $80M for the film and rejected offers from Netflix, Amazon & Paramount, refusing to let them counter-offer. (Source: )

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do you think michael longfellow keeps specifically requesting the snl wardrobe department for the most involved costumes possible lol

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@JoshuaMPatton @fromdusktiljuan yang has said only vaguely positive things about gillis and was not involved in his firing → gillis’s fans are essentially just targeting yang for being chinese and gay → they’ve just worked their way back around to regular old racism and homophobia again

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@EmboliaNigga @crossrespecter Most eloquent Shane Gillis stan

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imagine if he’s just like Page Number 2

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this made me laugh out loud

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In 2022 I used to get cuteness aggression for Stefon from Saturday Night Live so bad that I would feel physically sick

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bowen yang came out at barricades and conversationally asked us if we had seen stephanie hsu come down earlier because he was looking for her… like i can’t believe that’s a real life exchange i just had with him

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am i crazy or did yang and hernández actually have chemistry

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@TheDonnaDonovan @Moggett3 Why are you going over two peoples' faces like the fucking Zapruder film? Does it impact your enjoyment of the monologue if the angle of Lenny Pickett's expression changed two degrees more than Maddie Rice's did within a five-second timeframe?

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sarah squirm putting smiley faces and little stars all over her weekend update map oh my god my heart literally beats for her.

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hi seth. big fan. i understand that when bill joined snl, you felt so much resentment and insecurity about his abilities that you considered leaving the cast. i was wondering if you could emotionally unpack all of that to bill’s face right now.

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THIS IS ALL ON YOU

bella

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need nbcsnl to move a little like give me a line up, a press release, or just anything really

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i like how hbo barry seems to pull entirely from three pools of actors: character actors, minor tiktok celebrities, and snl alumni

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andy samberg chilling in his giant californian mansion with joanna newsom while he calmly ignores everything happening on a dreary night in new york

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why did the ai advance seth meyers’s balding this badly

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I JUST GOT TICKETS FOR THE BARRY PREMIERE SETH MEYERS AND BILL HADER Q&A AT 92ND STREET Y I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM

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SNL hasn’t been funny since the ‘60s

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SNL has never really recovered from this

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was not expecting the way this monologue would go was “gillis purposely ignoring the controversy and then immediately bombing for reasons entirely unrelated”

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@RigbysBed Then you would have never seen the post you’re replying too, and I never would have met you ☹️

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just met d'arcy carden at thanksgiving play stage door and asked her if she was going to be in this season of barry and she very gently patted my shoulder and said "i don't think i can say that. but you'll find out soon"

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breaking: local woman didn’t fully wrap her head around how immediately tangible the writers strike was until seth meyers was serious about it for five minutes straight on corrections and it put the fear of god into her

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guys you will not fucking believe this fucking AMY POEHLER and TINA FEY came out at the end of my seth meyers taping and tried out their standup

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my biggest criticism of snl is that they over-explain every beat of the joke to you but then i just looked through the youtube comments under the go-karts sketch and everyone was going "um... so what was the bad thing?" and i'm realizing perhaps it is necessary.

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hi bill. big fan. my question for you is: where are new york’s hottest clubs? ha ha. do you get it? wait, why are you getting off stage and walking towards me with a gun?

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if bill hader host the finale i hope you guys realize i will actually physically fall down and die

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Imagine bombing so hard that your fans have to start drawing up conspiracy theories about the audience being paid off to not laugh

I’m Here All Week…

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@MoonMatt_ The whole band was stone faced, like they were told not to laugh.

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biggest losers today: - me, lost chloe troast - jessica, can no longer be the first arab snl cast member

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the barry 92y panel is gonna be like the met gala for snl twitter

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Gillis has an extremely normal fanbase that we’re all stereotyping and treating very unfairly

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i’m gonna be real with you guys wickline is unbelievably funny on tiktok but i’ve seen her live a few times and she was really bad 😭 like i’m still rooting for her but i’m a little hesitant about how her humor will translate to a live show

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it makes me laugh whenever they use in-character photos from hbo barry to illustrate recent news about bill hader. bro staring ahead with a thousand-yard serial killer stare with the caption "Bill Hader Announced For Musical Adaptation of Bluey"

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seeing bowen yang and bill hader next to each other actually made me twitch.

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

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Bill Hader, Quinta Brunson, Bowen Yang and Xochitl Gomez to star in animated ‘CAT IN THE HAT’ remake. In theaters March 6, 2026.

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i know meyers was shaking and crying

Сeasefire Tracker

@Ceasefire_Track

8 months

✅ | Julio Torres has called for a #CeasefireNOW . He also wore a "Viva! Viva! Palestina!" shirt during his appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers yesterday.

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bill hader sighting chances at this kristen wiig episode just shot up by 5%. i might pass out

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barry pointing behind the fbi agents and saying “hey isn’t that the dude from the californians”

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✭ a KRISTEN WIIG/RAYE dress report for you! ft. valued contributions from @swws2039 and @sashalemon98 ✭

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i wonder if che goes back to his dressing room and cries whenever his women’s sports jokes don’t land

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i like how bill hader is actively playing a hitman on tv and says he's gone to a trainer for years and still cant get jacked no matter how hard he tries and seth meyers takes off his shirt in corrections today to reveal he's jacked for literally no reason

Seth Meyers

@sethmeyers

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Not since Brad Pitt's FURY has there been a stronger tank --- CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, November 7

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the LNSM writing staff walked out when they saw seth meyers’s look at the met gala. they didn’t hear about the strike until after they left the building

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ramy youssef has beautiful doe eyes

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Finn Wolfhard to Play Young Michael Longfellow in SNL 1975

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this 2007 ass meme be serious

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snl writers with their heads in their hands right now

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i legitimately thought we would never see him on screen ever again holy shit

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

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Bill Hader says he’s working on 3 film scripts, including a horror film that he would star in. (Source: Deadline)

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just found out there’s a jimmy fallon ride at universal so here’s my proposition for a seth meyers ride

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@BarbaraYetaxa I feel like his biggest crime is keeping her as his servant in 1913 England.

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emma stone too good of a host for them to be saddling her with these fucking sketches lol

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hey let me write a michael che joke for you: “women belong in the kitchen.” [audience boos] “[coy blinking] what? who said that? was that me?”

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maybe my favorite corrections joke of all time:

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If Hader cameos in next week’s Wiig episode, listen carefully during the livestream for the thump of me fainting and falling out of the bleachers

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he couldn’t even half-ass a flower pinned to his lapel or something?

Celebrity Photos HQ

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Seth Meyers and Alexi Ashe attend The 2024 Met Gala. #MetGala2024

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I have some terrible news for you about the demographic of a Late Night With Seth Meyers studio audience

Kamala’s Wins

@harris_wins

8 months

BREAKING: Last night on Late Night with Seth Meyers, President Biden received multiple standing ovations from a young audience. Once again, President Biden proves the media wrong.

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just won the snl lottery?

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i don’t know if anyone would be interested, but if you’re an international or faraway snl fan and you want an autograph from a cast member, let me know and i’ll try to get one at stage door and mail it to you! here are the ones i already have—they’re on snl playing cards :-)

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