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twitter’s number 1 angel | he/him

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Joined July 2013
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getting ready for halloween 😈
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me under the table at new years
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@fromNYwithluv
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Eating 12 grapes under the table on NYE right when midnight strikes is said to bring luck in love and relationships. If you manage to eat the 12 grapes in time, you'll have a prosperous and very lucky year.
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Malorie when that crazy dude asked if they wanted to see a baby deer #BirdBox
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2 years
just finished the menu… now THAT’S cinema
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half of asian twitter is at bts and the other half is at illenium
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this movie just being about how you can never stop corruption from within, you just gotta burn everything to the ground #GlassOnion
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yeah fuck the grammys, idgaf about no damn taylor swift, lana was fucking robbed, sza was robbed too of a top 3 category win
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@charli_xcx WHO ARE WE FIGHTING MOTHER
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6 years
what if we kissed 🤗 in front of the bonita dinosaurs 🥴🥰
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OKAY ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE THIS FUCKING WAR MOVIE BETTER STAY AWAY FROM EEAAO IN THE MAIN CATEGORIES
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AHS stans when they hear that evan peters and sarah paulson are leaving the show
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tyler from the menu raving about flavors while everyone was getting murdered
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@girlsinrap
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Happy 32nd Birthday to Azealia Banks. What moment pops in your head when you think of her?
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#GrowingUpInSanDiego Almost every artist skipping San Diego on their tours to perform 3 concerts in LA
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@keyon no bc i’m in shock…
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@shaTIRED spilled
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saw charli trending but it’s not charli xcx let’s change that
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physically at work but mentally and emotionally at the renaissance world tour opening date
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When you spend almost a year learning about white power and minorities being mistreated ONLY TO ANALYZE A TEAPOT #APUSH
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6 months
billboard so hot i had to ride it
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COACHELLA!!! @DomDolla and his fabulous mustache are ready for YOU this Saturday night when he closes out the Sahara stage 😎🏜️ #Coachella2024
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AZEALIA BANKS TRYING TO COLLAB WITH GRIMES AGAIN AFTER TORMENTING HER FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS IS JUST SO FUNNY 😭
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colleges looking at and responding to my applications like
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wait so this movie was a thinkpiece about billionaires exploiting society and the corruption of american politics and how we should just eat the rich and— #GlassOnion
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anxiety at an all time high waiting to hear back from job interviews and now renaissance world tour announcements
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Pray for San Luis Obispo 😞🙏 It’s flooded With men who ain’t shit
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who agreed to let justin bieber remix bad guy bc it’s HORRIBLE
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the good place ended so perfectly and the character development got me fucked uppppp
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ocean blvd album tracklist is an absolute serve
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2 years
less than 5 minutes til riri hits the stage iktr!
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#BlackMirror #Bandersnatch netflix: “kill dad” me: *chooses other option* netflix: “kill dad” me: *chooses other option netflix:
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@itszaeok they need to speed this up quick..
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class rosters at cal poly be like
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@ROBCRAVEE one thing about mother is that she always has a finger on a pulse
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@callme_JD_ omg one time i literally downloaded all of white lotus season 1 to prep for an international flight and as soon as we took off it refused to load anything
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@Raini_Rodriguez BEYONCE COULD NEVER GET ON YOUR LEVEL SKINNY QUEEN 🤧🤧
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they gave that THING on the left album of the year and not beyoncé?!
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its been 30 minutes and im not even halfway through the coachella queue…
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j*ff emailing us about encouraging kn95/n95’s then proceeding to say that campus won’t be providing them 🤣
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just landed in san jose, where can i find these asians?
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SOMEBODY better put a doja cat presale code for san diego in my inbox tomorrow… @Ticketmaster
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@tidallicit sandbox in 2020
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SO WE RLY GOT TEASED W S&M AND BIRTHDAY CAKE AND NO DISTURBIA…
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5 years
cal poly parking services would laugh and give you an $80 ticket
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this can’t be real 😭😭😭😭
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WDYM LANA ISNT COMING TO THE WEST COAST ON HER TOUR? DONT PISS ME OFF
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also apparently someone w/ coronavirus was at omomo irvine and could've spread it without showing symptoms, SO STAY SAFE OUT THERE YALL
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@yassnito rracineta rango, rrrracineta rrrango
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what’s joe biden’s plan to bring back the grad?
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daphne is mother… there are layersss to her personality… the way she’s able to protect her worth and have fun doing it #TheWhiteLotus
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adult swifties are just as bad as disney adults lmao
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@itszaeok @Ticketmaster IM SICK TO MY STOMACH
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@charli_xcx THE SERVE
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nobody at the gym knows that i’m refreshing the coachella socials every 2 seconds
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love song -> cinnamon girl -> how to disappear WOW
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barbie had me crying walking out of the theater thinking about the purpose of life
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@keyon don’t joke…
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so i almost died from a peanut butter crumbl cookie today, how’s everyone doing
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one year ago today some white lady yelled at us on its a small world for making our boat bump into theirs as if there was a gas pedal i—
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disneyland with heart glasses is an EXPERIENCE
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students at cal poly rn
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oh, so i have to STUDY study for finals in college
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me having a peaceful time at the barricade for charli xcx at portola while all the gays were fighting for their lives to get into the warehouse
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!!?!!?!!??!!?!!??!???!????!?
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madelyn cline just stole sydney sweeney’s crown…
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@ rihanna and lana del rey, WE NEED NEW MATERIAL
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catch me reading the great gatsby for fazio on the Tower of Terror
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anya taylor joy to the chef in the menu
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WHERE’S THE SKRILLEX PINKPANTHERESS COLLAB? WHERE?!
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just got some matcha down in hollywood and charli d'amelio called me a f*g and stole my keys 😭 #CharliHatesLGBT
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@LDRCRAVE dark but just a game
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dutch crunch supremacy
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Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
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@elprincehylas the tisane cup doxxing them 😭
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my diet at home compared to college is like 10x unhealthier but with 100x more flavor
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first day on the job things
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literally every minority when they first get to cal poly
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SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SUMMARY Patriots: 3 Rams: 0 Maroon: 5
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*has to write an essay* me: ..... *fill out this Buzzfeed survey to find out what vegetable you are* me:
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bereal is so unserious… wanna act like she’s a ticketmaster queue
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slayyyter was so mf good 😭😭😭 thats mother @slayyyter
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this what stem majors sound like when they try to give a presentation
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chelsea cutler must be protected at all costs
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semester system kids waiting on quarter system kids to finish school
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me auditioning for the role of draw 4 in the UNO movie:
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Mattel is developing movies for Magic 8 Ball and UNO, following the success of ‘Barbie.’
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sometimes i wanna pretend to be on the phone and scream about getting hate crimed when i walk past the campus tours just for funsies
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need to bounce on his aussie cock like a kangaroo then carry his babies in my pouch
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@FreeLikeBrit wait a damn minute!
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celebrating charli d’amelio’s career flop so charli xcx can reign
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me @ 2:39pm tomorrow: "fuck school, i'll never miss this place" me, in my car, @ 2:45pm:
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dont talk to me and my son EVER
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when the calculator says error after i typed out the long ass stats formula
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hello? still waiting on a boy to get me boba and treat me right #HappyNationalBoyfriendDay
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i’ll never forget how asi legitimately disrespected jpegmafia by having him perform in the uu at like 12 on a weekday
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CollegeBoard: You will not talk about the #apexam on social media Twitter: u wIlL nOt tALk AboUt tHe eXaM oN sOc1aL mEDiA
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i love when ppl tell me “thank you for your service” when i show my military id 🤣 girl, my twink ass is trying to get 50% off my box of hot chicken i didn’t serve shit
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